/jp/ - Otaku Culture

She hates it

I want to marry this fine lady and not have sex with her.

I could not agree with this person more.

She knows words like sex, dicks and pussy. What a slut.

>>8408385
Thats what I thought the first time I saw this.

>>8408385
But she's naked, so she's obviously a slut to begin with.
Probably on her period or something and getting all worked up about it for attention. All women have histrionic personality disorder.

>>8408402
Shes a 2d so she isnt a slut until we make her one.

>>8408402
What's wrong with being naked?
You are the one that is not pure here, buddy.

You're all hypocrites because at the end of the day you'll still be giving in to your nature and masturbating with your 3D hairy man arms to some depiction of sexual intercourse.

>>8408402
You have a problem with being nude? Are you fucking retarded?

Is that a girl or a futa, knowing the artist it could be either.

>>8408430
>hairy man arms

I think you mean SHAVED girly-boy feet.

>>8408430
I have very girly arms thank you very much.

>>8408430
I fap to computer hardware.

>>8408439
But why is she nude?
It appears she's in bed. Bed is where sex happens. Sex happens naked in bed. She's a fucking slut.

My fetish is go out with a non-virgin girl who thinks that sex doesn't feel good because the guys she fucked in the past just treated her as an onahole with a pulse, and love her tenderly until she changes her mind.
;_;

>>8408443
>feet
what

>>8408455
Because she want's to be. Shit, it could be warm or she feels more natural like that.

Bed is where sleeping happens, dipshit.

You are impure of mind.

>>8408455
You have an impure mind.

Get out of /jp/ you slut!

>>8408450

This shit doesn't exist. If you're always kind with 3D girls, they'll never like you. This is one of the many reasons you shouldn't care about 3D.

>>8408455
You also need experience with the thing in question if you have a feeling about it as strong as hate. Certainly someone who doesn't believe in aliens doesn't hate aliens. Someone that has been abducted and anal probed, probably does.

>>8408444
>>8408443
Oh man, you two should get into contact.

>>8408373
sauce

>>8408439
No. I bath in my swimsuit.

>>8408455
You seem to be forgetting the primary purpose of beds.

>>8408475
Begone, impure degenerate.

>>8408463
There's no reason to be naked in bed. Wearing pyjamas or even just underwear isn't going to make much of a difference. The human body should be covered up unless you're a slut or showering.

>>8408475
>takeing showers
Only a slut takes showers. A classy lady just washes her face before taking a carriage ride.

• Sleeping naked.
• Not being ashamed of your own body.
/jp/ confirmed for sluts.

>>8408466
Absolutes are bad, anon-kun.
It's not that all girls are bad.
It's just that 99% of them are.
(coincidentally, so is 99% of men, if you ask me. And I'm bi.)

>>8408475
But the body is covered when you're in bed.

>>8408488
I dont use sheets or blankets when I sleep.

>>8408491
That sounds terribly uncomfortable

>>8408491
Your heating bill must be huge.

>>8408487
Both genders are inherently flawed in different ways. But it's not their fault. It's just how evolution has caused us to be.
2D, however, is perfection.

Stop being autistic and discussing about whether being naked on the bed is a sign of impurity or not. This only warranted a few posts.

P.S.: Purity is a flawed concept, with many influences from the society and religions you all despise and that despise you.

>>8408496
Actually its really low. My bad is made of wool and does a rather good job keeping me warm.

>>8408500
> Purity is a flawed concept
No.
Purity is pure.

Go back to fantasizing about 3D sluts, slut.

i agree
lewdness is cancer on this earth

>>8408513
Can I fuck you AND your friends?

>>8408475
You have been corrupted by the evil social mindset!

Live like when you were born, free and naked.
Peace and love brother!

>>8408517
no

>>8408519
Your whole life is a sin, you were born from a disgusting and lewd act.

only dumb immature children think there is such thing as purity. if you think people are pure then you're just a retard who doesn't know shit about humans.

Who NUDE here?

>>8408528
>implying he isn't a robot or just cloned

>>8408523
W-why not?

>>8408505

I don't masturbate to 3D at all.

That doesn't make purity an absolute concept. There are things you can believe are pure, but the values of purity came from relative societal and religious values. That already makes it a flawed concept for me.

Had you been born in another society, in another time, things you don't find (im)pure could be, in your mind.

>>8408535
because i dont want u to
dont fug with my friends nerd

>>8408528
Sex is impure for only those that have corrupted mind!

>>8408532
And only teens have the mindset they've ``outgrown'' the so-called childish notions of purity.
Seriously, plenty of adults have believed in purity in one form or another for millennia. It's a very widespread and common concept across independent cultures and nations. You think those people were somehow unaware that human beings have lustful thoughts and engage in impure behavior?
I don't think you realize the extent of the huge sweeping statement you just made.

>>8408539
True, but there tend to be common ideals across different mindsets (regardless of race, religion, whatever).
Besides, I'm obviously talking about my personal idea of purity. You could apply the "it's relative" idea to anything, really. I mean, my idea of a burger is different to your idea of a burger. I saw some American restaurant makes burgers where the buns are fried chicken now. That's not a burger at all!

>>8408549
It may not be a burger.
But it sure sounds delicious.

>>8408560
I'll admit it looks pretty damn tasty.
There was a big shitstorm on /ck/ about it when it was introduced. I thought it was a joke or something.

>>8408549

I'd rather call what I can honestly like "lovable", instead of pure.

But as you said, it's all relative and personal, from the concepts to how you feel about them.

>>8408544
the concept of purity is subjective unless you're talking about a specific meaning under some religion. being lustful, lying, stealing, and harming others is impure. most of the retards on /jp/ don't even think about this they just talk about purity in the sense of sexual activity.

under your own hypocritical, delusional, completely subjective idea of purity you/others may be pure, but to the rest of humans aren't complete pants on head retard mode stuck in doublethink perpetually you are and the subject aren't. humans aren't pure and the people who try and say they are the worst lying scum who shouldn't be trusted at all.

>>8408568
Not a burger. Just a double chicken sandwich without bread. Seriously, if you added two buns no one would even flinch

Can we all just agree that anyone who has ever had sex (including non-coitus sexual activity) is a slut?
Unless it was for like science or something. And they hated it. And they were also both married.

>>8408544
the concept of purity is subjective unless you're talking about a specific meaning under some religion. being lustful, lying, stealing, and harming others is impure. most of the retards on /jp/ don't even think about this they just talk about purity in the sense of sexual activity.

under your own hypocritical, delusional, completely subjective idea of purity you/others may be pure, but to the rest of humans who aren't complete pants on head retard mode stuck in doublethink perpetually you aren't and the subject aren't. humans aren't pure and the people who try and say they are usually are worst lying scum who shouldn't be trusted at all. unless they're some kind of religious person who thinks all humans are pure or something along those lines.

>>8408577
No, it is a burger that grew so powerful it transcended the need for buns.

At what point does a sandwich become a burger?

>>8408585
no.

>>8408592
What can change the nature of a sandwich?

>>8408592
When there is hamburger meat in the middle and it has a hamburger bun on the outside.

>>8408585
Everything that you can possibly love, from "waifus" you may have, to music, to hardware/software, wouldn't be here if two people hadn't engaged in sexual activity so the creator(s) of what you love could have been born.

That said, I do dislike almost all women who have engaged in sexual intercourse.

>>8408603
Is hamburger even ham?

>>8408615
Not burgers. Especially not gardenburgers. Fuck vegetarian food.

>>8408603
What about steakburgers? Or gardenburgers?

>>8408592
When whatever is in the sandwich is a patty. Like a hamburger patty, or a chicken patty.

>>8408617
Hamburger meat is beef.

>>8408617
It's made from people from Hamburg.

>>8408622
I know burger comes from hamburger from Hamburg, but it's unfortunate that [meat]burger became a thing and Hamburg contains the name of a meat at the start.
Feels like it was all planned by the Illuminati.

>>8408625
Sandwiches do not contain sand or witches. It's a conspiracy.

Personally I enjoy plain chicken burgers

The Earl of Sandwich must have been a pretty boring guy.

Sex

is

apart

of

human

nature

you

are

all

fucking

idiots.

But

you

shouldent

put

S
E
X

on

a

pedestal

like the rest of mankind

does.

If you follow these things

you will function

like a normal NEET

and still have sex

>>8408636
Sex? What're you on about? This is a hamburger thread.

>>8408636
I was one of the persons arguing against the concept of purity.

But you're a fucking normalfag retard who can't even spell. Get the fuck out.

>>8408641
Well, you know, fetishes take many forms.

Sex sandwich?

>>8408541
"nerd"!?
don't use such hateful language dfwmfc!
he doesn't want to "fug with" (meaning harass)
he wants to fuck you and your friends (have carnal relations)
please, don't be so crass!

>>8408646
I

am

no

normal

faggot

I

am

showing

you

that

S
E
X

does

not

need

to

be

glorified

and

centered

around

in

order

to

engage

in

it

>>8408647
just picture that juicy hamburger sliding up to the tip of your tongue and then you eat it and the juices spray all over you and the inside of your mouth and it's everywhere and there's fragments of bun in your eyes so you can't see but you keep going anyways because the burger is just that damn good.

Oh god this thread made my day.

>>8408661
Who said I wanted to eat it?

>>8408670
Well then you just replace 2 words and you're all set.

>>8408670
Vaginas are often described as "meat holes" in doujins and stuff, I wonder...

>>8408652
i wont let him
try and se what happens nerdchief

consider the following:

a chicken burger is made out of chicken
a turkey burger is made out of turkey
a veggie burger is made out of vegetable shit
yet a ham burger is made out of beef

>>8408745
But you see, it's not a ham burger. It's a hamburger. Learn the difference. It could save you[spoiler a minor inconvenience[/spoiler]

>>8408759
I had a ham burger yesterday though.

>>8408700
Let's do ti.

>>8408785
do what?

>>8408782
Did it have ham?

>>8408799
Yes

>>8408811
Then why did you say it was made of beef?

>>8408814
I didnt, I said I had a ham burger, not a hamburger.

>>8408824
>>8408745
>yet a ham burger is made out of beef
Or were you not the same person?

>>8408827
Nope, just pointing out that that person was wrong. a hamburger is made of beef, a ham burger is made of ham.

All your sex and burger talk aside..

so my copy of katawa shoujo has an unknown publisher, is this normal? No, I didn't torrent it, nabbed it from someone's mediafire link.

I haven't ate a hamburger in years