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Sup /jp/. I've changed my mind.

This time I want a game with a really nice story, just please don't recommend me Katawa Shoujo or any other of these kids visual books.

I want a real game.

>> No.8402407

Touhou

>> No.8402408

* Cave Story
* Touhou Project
* Torus Trooper
* Super Castlevania IV

>> No.8402405

single player or co-op?

>> No.8402406

uhh.. v.. videogames are my favorite videogames!

>> No.8402413

Skyrim

>> No.8402414
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Bastion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlfUcnSbKDA

>> No.8402432

>>8402414
i agree with this anonymous. bastion is the first game which came to mind when i read this thread, but i asked if it was single or co-op

>> No.8402434

super suck my cock dude 2

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The Ur-Quan Masters.

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>>8402394

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>>8402405
It can be SP this time... My gf doesn't want to play anymore

>> No.8402453

Did you used to post on /x/ like two years ago?

>> No.8402444

>>8402437
play bastion then

>> No.8402447

>>8402437

the HELL is a "gf"?

>> No.8402454

>>8402444
Triples have spoken

>> No.8402469

ar tonelico is epic as HELL

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>>8402453
Nope.

And thanks brothers
>>8402414
>>8402444
I will play that one

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>>8402500
Why do you post dean?

>> No.8402545

XIII-2

>> No.8402552
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>>8402535
Because he is cool?

>> No.8402557

I am in the same situation as OP though I have already finished Bastion, anything else for me?

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>>8402552
I think he is too.

>> No.8402578

Let's promote off-topic threads.

>> No.8402585

why not go to /v/ or check google?

>> No.8402592

Damn it /jp/, now I really want to play Bastion but it costs money. Why do you dangle things in front of me and then snatch them away?

>> No.8402593

>>8402578
Sure why not. You guys have no problem doing it with the 4 anime threads on the front page.

>> No.8402597

>>8402593
Much closer to the board's content than western games.

>> No.8402606

>>8402592
since when does using a torrent cost money? go download it.

>> No.8402613

Reported.

And holy fucking shit. 23 replies? It's official: /a/ idiots have overtaken /jp/.

>> No.8402617

>>8402597
You are ignoring yourself. Its still not board related. Its one damn thread like this just let it pass. Op is a cool guy.

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8402627

>Avatarfagging as Dean Winchester
>implying VNs are for kids

Get BACK to /tv/.

>> No.8402635

>>8402627

Who are you quoting? Fuck off to /a/ and stop trying to act like you've been here longer than a week with your improper greentext cancer.

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>>8402635
>Who are you quoting?

>> No.8402666

>>8402647

>>>/a/
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/

>> No.8402667

>>8402613
Nah, it's just you that can't take it easy

>> No.8402672 [DELETED] 

>>8402666
Nothing but automated meme responses? You belong the boards you linked.

>> No.8402673

>>8402666
Holy HELL dem DEVIL tripzzz

>> No.8402681

>>8402666
Nothing but automated meme responses? You belong on the boards you linked.

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Play Heavy Rain, OP.

>> No.8402687

>>8402666
>666
Sick as HELL trips bro

>> No.8402685

>>8402681
It's okay to make shitty contentless posts when you're policing the board.

>> No.8402690

>>8402681
Go fuck yourself, seriously.

>> No.8402692

>>8402666
it begins

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VN of the century

>> No.8402702

>>8402690
Are you frustrated /a/utist?

>> No.8402704

>>8402690
Here on /jp/ we appreciate users who use full sentences and articulate themselves like proper adults. If you want to grunt out memes constantly head back to where you came from.

>> No.8402706

>>8402681

0/10.

Leave.

>> No.8402709

Only bottom of the barrel newscum try to police the board

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/jp/ sure has elevated shitposting to an artform in the years I've browsed it.

>> No.8402718

>>8402709
Do they actually think the people they spam redirects at are going to just pack their bags and leave? I'll never understand.

>> No.8402715

>>8402702
No, in all seriousness, go fuck yourself.

>> No.8402725

>>8402706
Okay, for real? You're rating posts on /jp/? You can't even be any newer. What the hell are you even doing? Rating posts is even worse than greentext. You idiots from /a/ know how to stick out like a sore thumb.

>> No.8402720

>>8402715
You are frustrated

>> No.8402726

>>8402718
I don't think they do.
I think they're just trying to fit in.

>> No.8402728

>>8402681

That's not a meme. He's just telling you that you're shit, and you prove it by thinking something like that is a meme.

>> No.8402729

>>8402718
It's like telling a woman who has overstepped her bounds to go back to the kitchen. She's not likely to obey, but it's still your obligation as a man to remind her of her proper role.

>> No.8402735

>>8402728
You don't need to make repeated posts to the same message. There isn't that many users on this board and you're already waving a flag that you don't belong here by rating posts and using memes like this is /b/.

The board redirect meme went out of flavor months ago on /jp/ people from /a/ who are reading this. Stop looking so stupid and using it.

>> No.8402734

>>8402690
>>8402706
>>8402728
I am sensing high-levels of samefaggotry here Spock

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>>8402729

Exactly. Anyone complaining about board redirects is newfriend. That includes:

>>8402718
>>8402726

Fresh recruits from a/v/b.

>>8402735

It's not a meme.

>> No.8402745

>>8402743
Posting a 2hu image doesn't make your point better.

>> No.8402750

>>8402743
It is a meme created by Jones and cia just like the 'we're all little girls at /jp/' meme

>> No.8402749

>>8402745
Especially not one with such a recent filename. I bet he just came over here from shrinemaiden.

>> No.8402756

>>8402743
>>8402729
So, guys, let's look at this. These "two" people are making analogies about how women belong in the kitchen and agreeing with each other. They also seem to think mass redirects isn't a meme and it's still used often.

It's almost like he's trying to troll and make board police seem even worse.

>> No.8402757

>>8402735
>The board redirect meme went out of flavor months ago on /jp/
get a load of this guy

>> No.8402762

>>8402745
>>8402749
>>8402756

No. You can stop samefagging and go to sleep; you need rest for school tomorrow.

>> No.8402763

>so much /a/utism in this thread

who am i quoting? suck my cock, dude.

>>>/v/

we're all little girls here.

>> No.8402768

>>8402763
FFFFFF-

>> No.8402771

>>8402762
It was only a matter of time before you pulled out the desperate samefag card.

>> No.8402774

Everyone in this thread is mad fucking gay. Except me.

>> No.8402773

>>8402756

meme =! used often

The sad part is that you trying (in vain) to prove that you're not new is only proving the opposite.

>> No.8402775

>>8402773
You should look it's origin up on the archives. You will be surprised.

>> No.8402782

>>8402771

Fallacy. You can stop trying now.

>> No.8402778

>>8402774
Except me too.

>> No.8402783

>>8402774
I am not even mad

>> No.8402794

>>8402793

Go to sleep kid.

>> No.8402790

>>8402762
>school tomorrow
I can only roll my eyes at this. I'm an adult not in education, employment, or training.

>>8402773
You aren't linking boards with a proper response and reason why, or even the correct boards. Just linking boards you dislike because you're attempting to suggest the user doesn't belong on the board is a meme.

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ARCHIVE THIS SHIT
NAOOOOOOO

>> No.8402798

I still cringe every time somebody decides to use Jones and cia forced memes like whoruquoting, board redirects and /jp/ is all little girls seriously

>> No.8402804

>>8402794
You've already redirected plenty of kids to bed and to other boards today son. I think that is enough for today Jimmy.

>> No.8402805

>>>/o/

>> No.8402800

>>8402794

suck my cock, dude :P

>> No.8402801

>>>/v/
Anyways, Tactics Ogre:Let us cling together

>> No.8402809

>>8402798
You're begging for a redirect here, anon!

>> No.8402811

Anyone mind telling me about the masterful art of Aikido?

>> No.8402814

We already pointed out how new you are. Stop trying so desperately to fit in and actually bother to lurk more before you start posting in our board.

We don't use greentext except when quoting. Linking to other boards is not a meme. We don't even like this fucking word and concept here. And no one but shitposters use image replies.

>> No.8402815

>>8402798
>>>/jp/

>> No.8402817

>>8402804

I like how you're defending a retard with a /b/ picture. Ah well. I suppose shit is naturally attracted to other shit.

>> No.8402818

Note: Avoid /jp/ on friday nights

>> No.8402822

>>8402814
Jesus christ could you be any more of a try-hard? Your constant use of "we" makes me gag.

>> No.8402820

>>8402811
>>8402811
damn boy, how can i say no to those fine ass dubs?

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

>> No.8402821

>>8402811
Fuck off mudskin. That's another forced meme I am glad that's dead.

And if you want to try to argue with me how come we haven't seen nearly as much aikido spam and tanasinn since Suigin left to /a/?

>> No.8402823

>>8402814
/jp/ is not a hivemind.

>>>/b/

>> No.8402825

>>8402820
Aikido does not reflect attacks.

It reverses them, and furthermore: Add more force.

A reversed 9mm bullet is more like a fucking cannonball made of burning suns of rage. It could easily tear through a tank.

That is the power of Aikido.

>> No.8402828

>>8402822
>>8402823

That's copy pasta, fucking newfriends. Good job on proving how /a/ you are in front of everyone. Christ.

>> No.8402833

>>8402814
Who is "we", Anonymous? The only other posters in this thread and people reading disagree with you. We all know you were the only person in this thread who is saying board redirects isn't a meme and supporting who are you quoting.

You cried fallacy earlier, but then you try and suggest anyone who disagrees with using a meme in response to greentext is an offender who uses it. What a great logical fallacy that only a child like yourself would say.

Using a meme in response to a meme isn't the answer you autistic mongoloid.

>> No.8402835

>>8402828
No, it's not.

>> No.8402829

>>8402814
It's ironic because this is the most try-hard post I've seen all day.

>> No.8402830

Aikido master here.

Let me tell you are story.

Last week I went clubbing alone, I'm a tall lanky guy, 6'2, 125lb. So here I am, grinding on this chick when this bulky black guy comes over and pushes me away from her. He probably thought I would leave and let him take her, wrong. I gently tapped his shoulder and told him to take his leave or he would feel the consequences. Of course, he told me fuck off, but I didn't.
I guess I irritated him enough and he tried to swing at me, I wasn't scared, my years of Aikido training was more than enough for this buffoon. I simply grabbed his hand and reversed the force back at him. He punched himself out.
The rest of the night there was a 4m radius of emptiness around me. No one fucks with Aikido.

>> No.8402831

>>8402828
Kopipe posted less than 20 times?
I don't think so

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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>> No.8402837

I shall now show you how aikido can help you court a women

I decided to take a stroll in the park today in my Aikido suit as I like to call it, the weather was great. I found myself a great spot for doing Aikido techniques, as I train, a beautiful woman came up to me and tapped my shoulder. I was so immersed in training that I mistaken her as a threat and grabbed her arm, tossing her to the ground. I quickly realized my mistake and apologized, she accepted the sincere apology of mine.

Afterwards she asked me what I was doing, I explained to her that I was practicing the ancient and mighty Japanese art of Aikido, she gave me her phone number, wanting to discuss more of Aikido.

An obvious excuse to meetup once again to have sex because I already told her everything about Aikido.

>> No.8402839

>>8402833

If by the person who called you stupid for using a fallacy, which you are, means me then that's not me.

>>8402828 is me.

Nice job on writing a wall of text to the wrong person try-hard.

>> No.8402841

I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.8402842

>>8402820
>I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.8402848

>>8402839
Yea, only that is not a wall of text

>> No.8402844

I have defeated countless opponents using Aikido, and they always ask me, Why are you so strong?

I answer, I'm not strong, you are.

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

I recommend practicing Aikido for every /jp/edo, as you are all physically weak, and Aikido is specialized for the weak to defend against the strong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDnYNroUmNs

A 50 year old man with cerebral palsy doing Aikido, very touching.

>> No.8402845

>>8402811
Arguably the most powerful martial arts in Japan.

An Aikido practitioner is practically invincible, no one of any martial arts background can ever land a punch or kick on one.

Using the power of the attacker, the Aikido practitioner uses absolutely no energy to knock them down.

A fearsome martial arts it is.

>> No.8402849

>>8402839
His point stands still.

>> No.8402850

>>8402848
Everyday I look at /fit/ and laugh. They are so pathetic, wasting there time in a hot stinky gym lifting weights.

I just do Aikido and I look twice as aesthetic as the best looking /fit/ poster. I'm probably twice as strong too, strong enough to compete competitively as a strongman or Olympic lifter.

But I can actually use my strength to defend myself, I can probably take on four Brock Lesnars.

At once.

>> No.8402851

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.8402855

Let me share an experience with all from one of my many quests

Its lunch, I went to my favourite sandwich shop, got a delicious veal sandwich and was on my way back home.
There was this thuggish "Nigga" style black dude, he was behind me, I stopped, because he was walking quite fast, and I didn't want to be in his way.

He comes up to me, and asked, “Do you have any money?”, I knew where he was going with this, so I said, “Yeah, but you’re not getting any of it.”, and I walked away.
I suppose it’s in his blood, he was going to punch the back of my head but I quickly grabbed and threw him over my shoulder, he fell down and became unconscious.
I checked if he had any drugs/money, found cocaine in his jacket and called the cops.
I guess it wasn’t really a fight since it lasted less than 10 seconds, it really shows how effective Aikido is in real life situations.
It feels good to help the police catch drug dealers/druggies.

>> No.8402856

hi guys
my name is suigin
i write like this
because im from argentina
i am 19 years
i play tuhuu on lunatic mode
with one hand
>argentina
>white

>> No.8402857
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katawa shoujo hijack

>> No.8402858

OP here, I've done karate and enjoyed it.

However, Aikido seems to take much time to properly learn.

I mean, with just 3 months of training you will mess up everything and make a defense move with no sense and get kicked.

More than that, yes, it is very good indeed.

Also it doesn't have that belt bullshit that karate has.

Considered Muai Thai, however it is too similiar to kickboxing, not my prefered thing.

Problem with Aikido is that I love to do tons of exercise. Not sure if you do much exercise on Aikido, or just some grappling techniques.

And no, I don't believe in the rhino thing.

Ninjutsu is also intersting, but there is only a ninjutsu dojo 400 km of where I live, and ninjutsu outside japan is usually bullcrap.

Also why you guys don't like karate? I will either do karate or aikido.

>> No.8402859

>>8402828
Wow, you're serious? That's really sad. You write something and then respond to people saying it's a copy&paste when they rip you apart. We all use the archive here, idiot. You can't lie to us.

>> No.8402863

>>8402855
Ahahaha, dis nigga got TOLD.
I feel sorry for your bitch ass, so I'll help you out.
A weeaboo is someone who hates their own race/culture/country and wants to be Japanese/go to Japan.
That being said, while we like the shit that comes from Japan, we don't hate our race/culture/country nor do we want to go to Japan.

>> No.8402867

where fiddy at?

>> No.8402864

>>8402848

Riiight; there's a thing called denial, and you have it. I'm going to go enjoy my night; that means whatever you respond with won't be read. Ever. I'm going to let you seethe in your anger. Hopefully you'll realize how stupid you are for bumping this shit thread multiple times and kill yourself, or stay back on /a/.

>> No.8402866

>>8402850
>>8402851
>>8402844
>>8402842
>>8402841
>>8402837
I have already said this many times before.
But an Aikido master really doesn't have much to go for in the presence of a Wrestling master. And now I am talking about real wrestling here, not that "pro wrestling" smackdown shit.

A good wrestler is supposed to be able to make use of his and his oponents position, without exerting any force.
And then make use of this, to eventually gain the superior position, and then seize it.
And that moment, its already too late for the Aikido practioner. With no force to reverse, he would be chanceless, and when put in an inferior position, the Aikido practioner would have no idea of how to proceed the most efficiently.
Wheras the Wrestler would have trained his whole life in order to manipulate and make use of these positions.
And from the superior position, the Wrestler would win.

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>> No.8402870

>>8402864
The face of neo-/jp/ ladies and gentleman.

>> No.8402874

Believe it or not, I wasn't always a handsome stud. I used to an anti-social loser like you, until I started Aikido more than a year ago.

In Aikido, you need to communicate to your partner to be successful, my partner was a very talkative person, I couldn't help but open up to him. He's now my best friend, and through him, I lost my old ways and became a man.

>> No.8402875

Man this sh*t is so wrong in so many motherfu*king levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labeled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this sh*t? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and MAKE SURE NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange sh*t but as I watched the first video, I was like "Yo.....what the fu*k.." THEN IT CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERfu*kING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fu*king believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, sh*t was so disturbing..YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WAS TWO OF THEM.....THOSE NIGGAS...YOOOOOOO.......THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........IT WAS LIKE YOUR bi*ch WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO fu*kED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I fu*kING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERfu*kING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER!

So I Just want to tell you all right now..DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!

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I would do anything to lick or sniff ass or feet, i would do the most painful, humiliating, degrading things ever i would even pay alot of money anything just to sniff or lick sweaty or dirty feet.. or dirty ass just a sh*t.. or i would even pay for a girl to fart in my mouth.. i want to be a slave to feet and ass.. or even anything that is sweaty or dirty.. like armpits.. i would even let girls hork in my mouth.. any girls interested leave and email or something (preferably msn) if your a girl and you ever met me tell me some of the things you would make me do with your feet or ass or some things i would have to do to get to sniff or lick your feet or ass.

>> No.8402883

My Aikido dojo is across from a Karate dojo. We usually get alot of rude remarks from them, such as Aikido being for weaklings.

Well, one of them challenged me, he was a white male in his 20's. I accepted of course, I never back down from a challenge.

He had really good form, but his Karate was no match for my Aikido. He delivered a great kick but it was nothing for me, I easily grabbed it and knocked him down with a kick. This went on for about 10 minutes until he got too tired.

He got frustrated and left, he was about to cross the street but I stopped him from getting hit by a speeding cyclist. He didn't say thanks but it still felt good to save someone.

>> No.8402895

>>8402859
Yes, some retard thought what I wrote was copypasta.

People who claim /jp/ is not hivemind-like are the 2010/11 posters who most likely got here from /a/ and aren't true NEETs. I've been here longer than all of you calling me a "try-hard". Pretty funny.

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Anyone wonder why the aikido spammer decided to show up once the lacky who spams who are you quoting for jones revealed he doesn't even browse the board basically? Like it wasn't obvious enough considering there is greentext all day, but he shows up to post it a single time and disappear.

Looks the jones crew is supporting their buddy.

>> No.8402900

>>8402895
That was you anon.

>> No.8402898

>>8402720
You're a stupid cunt.

>> No.8402899

>>8402895
suck my cock, dude :D

>> No.8402902

>>8402895
Even if /jp/ is supposedly "hivemind" you aren't apart of it. Go back to /v/ mr.zergling.

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>>8402394
>>8402405
>>8402406
>>8402407
>>8402408
>>8402409
>>8402413
>>8402414
>>8402875
>>8402874
>>8402873
>>8402870

>> No.8402907

>>8402895
But all of our original "true NEETs" were from /a/. Who knows where you wandered in from.

>> No.8402905

>>8402895
You know who you sound like pretending to be an expert in image board culture? Tokiko. That's just how new you sound

>> No.8402908

>>8402904
What are you implying quoting all those posts Sudofat?

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>>8402905
>>8402907

>> No.8402917

>>8402908
It seems to be an impostor. I won't stand for this.

>> No.8402915

>>8402907
That was before the split.

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>>8402917
lol punk ass bitch tryna step 2 subo

>> No.8402927

>>8402915
It's amazing how every time you're proven wrong you have an excuse for your failures.

Go suck a cock, dude.

>> No.8402931

Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work.

>> No.8402930

You are all fucking stupid morons falling over yourselves to declare how you yourself are a special, superior original poster while shitting up /jp/ even further with your moaning and bitching.

You are everything bad in the world.

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soo what are other good games to play besides the few already mentioned? i liked cave story a lot.. what other games?

>> No.8402936

>>8402927

No, it's just too easy to claim "we're all from /a/ originally", when it's a known fact most core users have hated the kids who came from that board after the split. At the very least since 2009.

Either way, you're not talking to the person you think you are.

>> No.8402940

>>8402931
>Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work.

>> No.8402943

>>8402936
I am. I am pretty sure I am.

>> No.8402944
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>>8402904
>>8402911
>>8402925

>> No.8402948

>>8402940
>>Also /jp/ is one of the most intelligent boards here by default of having on average an older userbase than the rest of 4chan (23-24), being basically impossible to troll and having janitors that actually work.

>> No.8402950

>>8402936
>Either way, you're not talking to the person you think you are.
Yeah, he's talk with a long nosed kike named jones. Isn't he, boss? You always like to put on the airs of authority like you aren't hated.

Anyone who didn't come from /a/ in 2008 is garbage who just hasn't been burned in the incinerator yet. Core users? Who? no one. Just because they spammed using scripts doesn't make them core of anything.

>> No.8402962

>>8402943
Nope, you're not, fortunately (?).

But it's funny. I didn't expect this backlash when I wrote my first post on this thread. I should have avoided using we.

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>>8402904
>>8402911
>>8402925

theres only one sudo you nerddeity

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>>8402944

>> No.8402975

Fuck off impostor! Sudo-sama is too good for this disgrace.

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>>8402974

>> No.8402987

Sudo haters should die. Sudo is the miracle of the universe.

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