/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We've had this thread a few times.
Nobody cares what some sluts say about pretend internet relationships.

Ask me if I give a shit. Go ahead.

>>8402057
Not OP but, do you give a shit?

>>8402057
Not a single one.

Ew.../jp/ers are gross.

>I wonder at times. Like whenever I visit /a/, the posting topic/style is at least human. When I go to /jp/ is like someone let loose some chicken feed on a keyboard and released the hens.

>>8402137
That post made me smile.

We've come so far, /jp/.

I'll stab them dead in the fucking twat. Let those bitches say that to my face.

There's one of you trying to make you look good. He's not doing a decent job.

I'll post this everytime someone mentions /cgl/

What do /seagulls/ think about /jp/ traps like Chisame?

/cgl/ is all that is wrong with 3D

>>8402152
>one of you trying to make you look good

Who does "you" refer to?
Either way, it's not very good to generalize with "one of you".

>>8402168
At least they're kind of straightforward about it.

>>8402160
Here's the version with an extra bit at the bottom.

/cgl/ calling US hens?

Why are you guys obviously so frustrated no girl wants you. If you weren't you wouldn't post in either thread.

>>8402189
So does that mean you're frustrated too?

>>8402189
are you frustrated?

>>8402189
im not frustrated, i just enjoy drama

>>8402192
>>8402196
Your autism is leaking onto /cgl/, yes. Let us talk about how much we hate you in peace.

>>8402204
get a load of this guy.
cant handle the pressure, bitch nigga?

Yawn

Can't we all just, get along? and suck each other's cocks, dude?

Make one more topic about /jp/ on /cgl/ and WATCH what the fuck I'll do, man.

I'm going to be spending three nights with 7 or so rabid congirls. Where did I go wrong?

>>8402214
i hear you man.
i swear these hoes are in dire need of some slapping

Well since we are discussing /cgl/ might as well post some pics.

Is this an Umineko thread?

Because it sure looks like some seagulls are crying to me.

/v/ here, we're watching the threads, stay pathetic /jp/

>>8402260
hell yeah john you sure show them nerds!

>>8402250
Nice.

>>8402260
i'll stay fuckin ur whore mum.

>>8402231
Stop it, I don't care about /cgl/ whales, but real whales are innocent.

>>8402278

/a/ gets the bitches, u jelly /jp/?

-/fit/

Oh wow, if /a/ who are beta are above you, that makes you the omegas of 4chan. So sad.

Fuck off /sp/. Quit harrasing other boards just because we dumped you.

I'm terribly sorry about this /jp/.

>>8402302
> the omegas of 4chan
>>>/r9k/

>>8402286
That reminds me, there's this lonely whale some scientists are following around.

Her migration pattern doesn't match any other whale pods, and she sings too high for other whales to hear her...

>>8402250
are you a professional comedian?

how come nobody ever talks about walruses?

-/an/

/prog/ here, we don't wanna be known for being with losers. I'm hoping on the /a/ train.

>>8402311
Nice spoiler tags, ``faggot''.

>>8402313
ECKSDEE TRU /prog/RIDERS USE SPOILER TAGS AROUND /prog/ LOL SEEKRIT KLUB EPIC MEME MY ANUS XD

>>8402310
what is an walruses

>>8402318
Have you read your SICP today?

>>8402318
dis nigga MAD.

"I think I remember now!" Patchouli shouted excitedly. "It said something about reading SICP!" She opened it and turned to the first chapter.

Do you want to be wise? Learn Aikido

Best thread on /jp/

WHAT

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

Elecman

"Ummm...SLURP-SLURP-SLURP...you taste thicker than before...ohh...I want to drink it...please...ummm..." Koakuma erotically twists her hips and clumsily keeps stimulating you and you see that her tail elegantly sways as she moves.

>>8402327
I'll do it tomorrow.

>>8402332
Not as mad as GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT FUCKING CUNT AS IF I'M GOING TO GET MAD ABOUT /WORDS/ ON ***THE INTERNET*** I'M NOT FUCKING LIKE SIX (LIKE YOU ARE, BY THE WAy) WH OGETS MAD ABOUT FUCKING STICKS AND STONES IF YOU DIED IT OWULD MEAN NOTHING TO ME!!!

Aikido uses the strength of the attacker back at them but 10 times stronger(estimate). Using Aikido and I can probably kill a charging Rhino using it's force right back at it, of course, I'm not going to try it, way to dangerous for any sane person.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"Umm... excuse me? Could you ---" Koakuma began.

Tell me Man, is there not one in all your ranks? Is there not one who values courage over life?

>>8402347
>>8402348
>>8402349
>>8402351
>>8402353
Took you long enough, delayclose-kun.

I hope you're nokosaging.

I DONT THINK SO

"It's all muscle," he said, and they both laughed. Then they were silent.

>>8402189
WELCOME TO /jp/ NERD.

She suddenly seemed apprehensive, like she was cautious of what she wanted to say next. Loveu loveu confession desu?!

Thread of the day

Debian Air: It's a smooth flight on an old plane. You've got the option of having a basic chair right away or building it yourself. You've got the choice of an attractive stewardess that will offer you suggestions, or a plain stewardess that will do what you say quickly, while reminding you of things you need. It doesn't work on new routes and airports, but it's got a wide array of destinations that many other airlines don't bother with.

page tanasinn

By this point, we were both completely naked. I couldn't recall how this had happened.

Even this grave has been defaced

i jumped right to it, moving in and out as fast as i could. she seemed to be in a lot of pain. i used a lot of drugs ("chems") to increase my performence: buffout, jet, med-x. i stuffed my little play thing full of mentats too, so she would be more aware of whats happening and all the feelings rushing through her head. then i was really glad i had gagged her, without supression those screams would have been heard through a lot of walls. i pulled her head up using her hair, forcing her to take the doggie position again. my left hand had a hard grip of her left butt cheek, the shaders did a good job telling me just how extremely hard I was gripping her ass. A nice feature, as i was going i could control my left thumb somewhat freely and managed to stick it in her ass so i could play with that too. eventually my LCK ran out and i came buckets inside her, some of it dripping out onto the bed, some of it going down her leg. i let go and light up a smoke. she fell over on the side, turning over in pain putting her hands over her croch as she took on the fetus position. i chuckled a little and kissed her on the shoulder. i sat down beside her dead father leaned against the wall at the opposite end of the room, just looking at her small bodie for a while. Even now after i came i still thought she looked good, i still wanted to play more. i got up and took her left arm and lifted her up, almost making her hang in the air with her feet barely touching the floor.

Our Raptor,

Fireman: Attack!

>>8402250
Hahahah

Now with one powershot, you'll see what vengeance means.

Okay, let's get this straight. She never fucking raped Marisa. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She never did it. She fucked Marisa.

"NO ENGLISH MUCH BETTER I LEARN MANY YEAR AND COLOUR HAIR TO LOOK LIKE HILLARY DUFF. SO CUTE! FUCK!"

Do not say this is how it has to be.

However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

(this includes standards of service and support)

the time has come and so have i

o // LISP `.,

　⑤ （ ´U_,｀） Publicized by Italian

"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

It is in hell.

And I will not risk losing you.

+5 to hit and damage

>whack ass thread about /cgl/ n /a/
>kopipe

NIGGA MY GUN GO OFF!
You see tha barrell turnin'
You feel tha hollows burnin'
Nigga, now you learnin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Call it attempted murder
Nigga I'm trynna merk ya
When I come back, bussin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!
Don't trynna say I'm trippin'
When I get to flippin'
Then I smack tha clip in

Nigga, my gun go off!!
We call it puttin' work in
Leavin' niggas hurtin'
Homocide's lurkin'

Nigga, my gun go off!!

BIRDS-all your pasta are belong to us

The fight my brother fought, here, now, will end with me.

"I understand. Let me try now!"

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Kohaku. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Kohaku.

So while everyone else finished giving their answers, I sat there in my shame. Then it was the lawyers' turn to do some questioning of their own. First was Kenshin she asked the other jurors things like "are you easily fooled?" and bullshit questions like that. Then she got to me. She asked me what I'm doing while waiting to go to college. Fuck fuck fuck. At that moment everything went into slow motion and everyone's eyes were on me. I couldn't come up with anything and simply said "...nothing really" Oh. So then you're a little young aren't you? "Yeah." Have you ever drank before? "No ma'am" Ah. I assume you don't smoke either? (oh fuck, did she see me?) Uhh. No ma'am. (what a terrible lie, I'm sure I smelled a little like cigarettes) Well, what do you think of drunk driving? Then the judge stopped her and said her time was up. It was the defendant's turn and she asked bullshit questions as well like "Can you remember things easily?" Basically they asked seemingly off-topic questions.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

>>8402418
That!

I had a dream about it that. Anyone have the full pasta?

They started reading the first chapter, and just as they finished the first section, the lights of the cubicle flickered and the two of them were once again immersed in darkness.

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER

"I ain't gon' do nothing you don't want me to ... let's get all this armor offa you, shorty."

Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".

No sooner had I left the airport when I saw the woman of my dreams. She confirmed my every hope, my every ideal of this great land. The light coming in through the sakura backlit her like a full body halo. She was made of demure and soft spoken. Of bowing and bento.

Bump

Incredibly accurate controls

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.

Having lost most of its face, the yukkuri is unable to form any words. Only wet, primal sounds leave what remains of its mouth. But, that soon changes as the molten sugar finally reaches the bottom of the yukkuri. By now, it was almost hardened and the yukkuri was unable to overcome the viscosity. The yukkuri is encased in a prison of hard, but still hot prison of clear candy. It wants to scream, to move, to escape, but is unable to do so. All it can do it suffer.

Fuck booy you can see it to belie' it
Trynna dodge and wave it, end up a parapelegic
Belie' me, it's easy
I'll hurt you, I'll merk you, I'll pop some'in
Drop some'in, I ain't gone stop huntin'
Run-run till you're spun
One shot, one gun
One-9..... 1-1, emergency
It's murder B
It's excellent execution when I'm pullin' tha trigga
No mistake, for that cake
I'm hittin' you and ya niggas
Feel tha flame when I aim
For tha top of ya brain
See tha spark and tha bang
Nigga shit ain't a game
Do tha math or get blast
Bullets go thru tha glass
Go-thru-ya-ass, fast
And tha leather seat sittin' Ave
Nigga
It's not a war when there's casualties on one side
I ride!
Turn it up on you niggas after Jay ride-by
I click-clack, that's that! I don't flash, I mash
I wave tha Uzi at 'em
I make a movie out 'em!!!

Myth: Fags Got Told

He will secretly hide Oreos from his family and eat them when nobody is around. He spends a lot of money on the Oreos and this causes strife between himself and his friends. He would rather eat Oreos than be with them.

"HE GOING TO KISS US" said the girls

Hi /jp/, I'm a girl and I've seen a lot of threads from some rather sad and depressed anonymous' tonight on here. I think I should give you guys some advice, genuine advice that is (not the pseudo rubbish that some people spout).
Firstly, if you want to compete for my attention as a girl or any girl for that matter you have to shape up. Go to the gym, work out, build up muscle: Girls will instantly notice you.
Secondly, don't really let on that you're into anime, we know there are plenty of socialable, hot guys on campus that are into that kind of thing - but hearing those two words leads a lot of us to believe that you may be *too* into anime for your own good.
Thirdly, develop some confidence, if you want my attention, come up to me and try to chat me up, be confident about it, even be quite brash and somewhat arrogant if you want. We like a man who knows how to take control. What we don't like is shyness or introversion.
And finally, I can't emphasize this enough, don't breach intellectual topics. Talk about things like sports, trying to start a conversation about Plato or Aristotle just appears boring and pretentious, whatsmore, it gives us the impression your a bit.... well, for lack of a better term, loser-ish.
In general /jp/, and I know I'm going to be shitstormed, just act a bit more *normal*.

Are you trying to tell me YOUR life is worse than mine? Well fuck you and the elephant that trumpeted you in to this place.

I'M A KOREAN

Do you have a shitty ISP that forcibly rapes you for exceeding bandwidth usage?

FUCKING U.S.A

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able too Accelerate for a week!" the man shouted.

I FUCKING WISH YOU WERE 18 MOTHERFUCKING PUSSY ID COME TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I GUARANTEE YOU WOULDNT STEP FOOT OUT OF YOUR HOUSE. YOU ARE A FUCKING LONG HAIRED, NO LIFE, PATHETIC, CANT EVEN LOOK SOMEONE IN THE EYES WHEN THEYRE TALKING TO YOU, BITCH. THAT SHOWS YOU HAVE NO BALLS. YET YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT MY ASS, I DONT THINK IM A GREAT FIGHTER, BUT I GUARANTEE IVE BEEN IN MORE FIGHTS THAN YOU AND I WOULDNT HAVE TO TRY TO KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU. ALSO HAVE FUN FUCKING THAT FAT UGLY BITCH, WHATS HER NAME JESS, SHES FUCKIN HIDIOUS. NOW I CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU, BECAUSE I WILL PISS YOU OFF ENOUGH TO HIT ME, THAN I WILL BEAT THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF YOU, AND KICK YOU WHEN YOUR DOWN. DONT THINK BECAUSE YOUR TALL PEOPLE WILL BE SCARED OF YOU, SIZE MEANS NOTHING IN A FIGHT, ITS EXPERIENCE. ID SAY YOUR BEST BET IS GOING FOR MY BALLS, LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH THAT YOU ARE, AND BRING A KNIFE, THAN YOU HAVE A CHANCE. YOU CAN ALSO BRING A FRIEND AND ILL KICK BOTH YOUR ASSES AT THE SAME TIME. WOULDNT BE THE FIRST TIME. IM NOT TRYING TO BE TOUGH, I WOULDNT HAVE SAID SHIT, BUT TO SAY SHES DISGUSTING, IS A JOKE WHEN YOU STICK YOUR DICK IN A COMPLETELY HIDEOUS FAT BITCH. I DONT TALK SHIT, I WILL BITCH YOU OUT WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOU WONT DO A FUCKING THING, WHITE TRASH PUSSY.

>>8402435
Yeahh.
You better lose yourself in tha moment
Use it, fuck-tha-music, I'ma let it go!
You only get one shot before I back out and fire back
At ya hat, cha back, ya ass crack, ya nutsack
Ya caddilac, if you make it to that--I'm hittin' that!
The 70's was smack, 80's crack! 90's was grimey
Millenium macs, man
Clips on tha whips, I ride in 'em
Bad bitches I ride-inn 'em
Don't worry, I'll gett'em
Gat Jammed or un-jammed
Goddamn safest the safety don't work
Squeeze tha Eagle, it chirp
End up faced down in the durt--more than hurt
Bring tha beef where you hang out
Bang out
Shots rang out!
Hit ya shoulders, trynna blow ya brains out!
Hit ya hommies in they legs
Bet they have their canes out, tomorrow
You know tomorrow's just a day away
If you can keep ya heart beatin' then ya ass awake!

AHHH CMON FUCK A GUY

There was a thread on /cgl/ last night where some man whores from /sp/ were whining for attention and I called them sluts and told them to get out. It was lots of fun, now I know why you guys like doing the same thing to dumb girls. It was esspecially funny because they kept calling all seagulls fat ugly bitches but I was the only non /sp/er posting in that thread and I don't even visit that shitty board regularly.

Regular firmware updates to prevent hackers and piracy

They'll watch you die to save their lives. They will not stand here by your side.

And yet... only a weak little girl abandoned by her father can face the killer angels in his place.

Become fit and kick ass at the same time.

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

Megaman: I will not fight you. (Protoman: You have no choice.)

Many times before you sleep

This account was given to me out of pity, and I am only able to access it at the library. I'm fairly sure nobody goes near me at the library because I have not been able to shower for the last three years of my life.

"Because you can't learn everything from a book." you say, helping her through to the end her sentence. "I think I can promise this."

>>8402462
You can't see me for the fact that the inside of my strap's in your sight
Bout' to put some slugs in your throat and put your guts in my coat and hit
the night Drop a sack of indo in my pipe and it's
EBK everyday all day til the day I hit my grave-sight
That locc to the brain cuz' it's all redrum
A couple of hits from the purple spliff
and I'm workin a fifth of the coke and rum
I have my twelve gauge-pump decorating niggas brains
Nigga nuts and guts is how we get sick them Northern Cal slayings
That locc to the brain shit ain't no game it's a gang
Them niggas that killed they mama for some fame it ain't no thang
It ain't no way, I dump and let them niggas live
Cuz' where I'm from we walkin up on em'
bustin them reps up in them niggas ribs
It's twelve-o-clock full of that spliff full of that ammo in my glock-nine
Creepin through your set hit the stop
Sign sideways bustin I see gat twenty-four C's
Feel the breeze from the slugs in my nine now
Rest in peace

　　　_、,_

The call of... the call of the wintermoon

Lancer: During the events of UBW and his fight against Gilgamesh, he notices a glimmering light in the edge of his field. It is Gungnir, the lance with infallible aim. When he picks it up he suddenly has the speed of Arthur and the strength of Hercules. He is able to defeat Gil on his own, even after Gil gets serious and starts spamming Ea. He discovers Gungnir wasn't a replicated item from Gil's vaults, but a gift from Odin himself. He trains with it, defeats many enemies, and dies at the hand of his and Rin's daughter in his late fifties as an accomplished warrior.

SPLAT-SPLAT-SPLAT!!

"It's fuwa fuwa time!" the man shouted, thrusting so hard he felt as if he'd just hit her tonsils. His sweet seed exploded from his tip, filling up her ass.

Fireman

>>8402482
From the rep of the depth of the double O
Duece foe block with a glock in my pocket
Full of that sess you betta wear a bullet proof vest
When I'm match your set betta pack you a tech
Cause I'm at your neck with a clip full of that shit
Nigga don't trip when i put one in your dick that Ripgut Cannibal
Hannibal shit nigga nuts and guts all over my chest
And stomach running with no slack threw my strap in the back
Twist me up a sack and I'm back at the Garden Block
Kicking it with maniac the nigga that a maniac sicker than sick
When a clips in progress put on the ground
With a brain full of them nine slugs read him in Reader's Digest
Uh I found a new love trickeling in my brain half of the doja
Half of the OE half of the fact that I am insane nigga
It's that duece foe blockster
Where niggas never put their glocks up
And get their cocks sucked nigga you just can't stop us
Loc to the brain insane with a main game that will maintain
Untouchable cut your throat and leave you in the street
With a lynch around your throat motherfucker
Cause you ain't got no love foe the block
Pop gotta hot foe that 24 street block
Nigga that took a shot rest in piss

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

* 2) They are more fit, they can outrun any white male anytime

"Sorry, I didn't know you hadn't..."

>>8402488