/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We would need to find an island that has yet to be discovered and is big enough for a thousand people first.

>>8397331
how about we just move to one big basement

>>8397331
Why would it have to be big enough for 1000 people?
There are only like 3 people on /jp/

>>8397341
I like this idea better.

>>8397341
>Basement
No, a labyrinth would be better. Let's all move into a labyrinth and demand the "sacrifice" of seven little girls and seven young boys from the king every nine years. After this time passes, they'd be too old for the tastes of /jp/, so they'd be sent back. And to scare the public, we can dress as a bull-headed monster.

>>8397347
Well you see, there are probably a lot of decent lurkers who watch us, Me.

>>8397341
>Basement
No, a labyrinth would be better. Let's all move into a labyrinth and demand the "sacrifice" of seven little girls and seven young boys from the king every nine years. After this time passes, they'd be too old for the tastes of /jp/, so they'd be sent back and we'd get the new set of sacrifices. And to scare the public, we can dress as a bull-headed monster.

>>8397355
If we do that were gonna have to lock up /prog/ in a tower nearby after they build our labyrinth or something, we cant have a labyrinth without a Daedalus type hanging around.

>>8397347

Maybe they are 3 very fat people ? :3

>>8397372
>:3

>>8397360

>>8397360
You don't need disguise.

We are constitutional communists. Let all join the military and use the training to kick off the worker revolution. /jp/ will be the behind the scenes illuminate pulling the stings.

>>8397360
I don't think so, buster.

>>8397375
>>:3
Mad cat emoticon?

And it could be named /jp/an

The Americans will probably invade and torture us.

>>8397452
But Theseus' story is just begging for shota rape. Just think about it, young, inexperienced Theseus-kun would enter the dark labyrinth, slowly finding his way thanks to Ariadne's thread, only to reach the middle of the complex structure and find not a single bull-creature, but dozens of men wearing bull masks, engaged in their berserk orgy as they violate young boys and girls, pass them between each other and continue the endless rape with nary a pause. The ground would be sticky from semen and vaginal fluids, and Theseus-kun would almost gag from the terrible smell that emanates from the entire scene.

A bull-man would soon notice the young warrior and dozens of muscular men would soon fall upon the poor boy, disarming his flimsy blade and capturing him at once, and when Theseus-kun comes to, he'd find himself in a frilly dress, his tiny, phimotic penis peeking from the silk panties he was forced into. Another bull-man would then notice that their prisoner is awake, and Theseus-kun would find a smelly, smegma-filled penis right in front of himself, the bull-man's grunts clearly indicating what he wants the boy to do. Faced with no other choice, the young warrior would then have to clean the filthy, dirt-covered penis with his mouth, taking the first step into his long road to become a shameless crossdressing pervert...

But that's disgusting, it would be much better if the men were futanari onee-sans.

/jp/ underground city? I'd be up for that.

I think that maybe we should just mix our ideas so that everyone has a little of what they want.
That being said our new home would be an island country with a giant basement containing a labyrinth built in an underground city where we can be Illuminati, its a perfect idea really.

>>8397541
I love that cat so much

What would be the main export?
Depression?
How are gonna have a stable economy when the unemployment rate is 99%?

>>8397582
we can get a large nuke and threaten to use it if we don't get what we want, the nuke will be safe guarded by our most depressed and suicidal elite members. Our demands will be relatively small so the world nations should have no problem pooling a couple mill each year for us.

>>8397541
>It's pretty easy, actually.
>An island where we build two levels.
>The first is an underground city where we can have civilization (ha!)
>The second level is the labyrinth.

>/jp/
>doesn't know that /jp/ is short for Japan
Yeah it's called Japan. That in the country.