/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>839623
Best thread on /jp/

Tell me someone shooped the entire thing, not just the cover, I'd totally fucking read it.

>>Or in your head
>>Or in
>>Or
Ruined it for me, shit sucks, gtfo.

>>839630

seems more like a mindfuck to me which makes it even scarrier

>>839631
slowpoke.jpg

the whole thing was shopped

>>839623
no mystia, you are the yuyukos

Mystia Lorelai waited. The danmaku above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Yuyukos in the forest. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Cirno were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Mystia was a night sparrow for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the sakura trees and she said to reimu "I want to be touch the cherry blossoms reimu."
Reimu said "No! You will BE EATEN BY YUYUKOS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the courtyard of the Hakugyokurō she knew there were Yuyukos.
"This is Wriggle" the radio crackered. "You must sing for the Yuyukos!"
So Mystia sungung her microphone and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO SING FOR US" said the Yuyukos
"I will stab at her" said the Youmu and she fired the rocket swords. Mystia sung at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must sing for the Yuyukos" she shouted
The radio said "No, Mystia. You are the yuyukos"
And then Mystia was marinated.

I like the alice pasta more

Alice Margetroid waited. The dolls above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were humans in the forest of magic. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Shanghai were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Alice was a doll-maker for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the humans in the village and she said to Shinki "I want to be friends with the humans mommy."
Shinky said "No! You will BE HATED BY HUMANS!"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the forest of magic she knew there were humans.
"This is Hourai" the radio crackered. "You must befriend the humans!"
So Alice took out her dolls and blew up the wall to get through.
"SHE GOING TO BEFRIEND US" said the humans
"I will purify her" said the Reimu and she fired the yin-yang orbs. Alice danced her dolls at her and tried to befriend her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to make friends.
"No! I must befriend the humans" she shouted
The radio said "No, Alice. You are the humans"
And then Alice was loved by all.

>>839662

>>839623
Good Yuyuko, you kinda look like Letty.

>>840064

Just with less fat and more moe.

Patchouli Knowledge waited. The koakuma above her blinked and sparked out of the air. There were marisas in the library. she didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Sakya Izyaoi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Patchouli was a librarian for a hundred years. When she was young she watched the library and she said to dad "I want to read books daddy."
Dad said "No! They will BE STEAL BY MARISAS"
There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the library of the Scarlet Devil Mansion she knew there were marisas.
"This is Sakya" the radio crackered. "You must fight the marisas!"
So Patchouli gotted her maigc spells and blew up the wall.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said the marisas
"I will shoot at her" said the raymoo and she fired the round yinyang orbs. Patchouli magicked at her and tried to blew her up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the marisas" she shouted
The radio said "No, Patchouli. You are the marisas"
And then Patchouli died of asthma.