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Me too. I'm in pretty much exactly the same situation, OP. We can be poop buddies.

Cramped diarrhea, huh? I talk world sized shits that stretch my butthole.

Cramped diarrhea, huh? I take world sized shits that stretch my butthole.

>>8396173
>I talk world sized shits
Well you do talk a lot of shit, I'll give you that.

Your shit is packed in from sitting doing nothing, your sedentary lifestyle.

this thread is giving me wood

>>8396179

I like to hold in my shits for up to a week until my stomach feels all bloated and I need to brace myself on my chair to hold it all in. Then I'll make a rush for the toilet and empty my bowels clean.

There's nothing worse than taking a shit but not being able to fully get all of it out.

Oh god, the other day there was a lot of blood, all the water got red it was scary as fuck.
Weird thing, I wasn't buttdevasted.
What the fuck happened.

>>8396202
there's nothing better than a shit in perfect form

well other than dicks

>>8396195

Not D.prison?

>>8396217
Exactly. The way I shit ensures that many perfect smooth logs come blasting out all at once when my assvolcano erupts after a week of wait.

Also, the farts 4-5 days in are utter ecstasy.

If you're constantly hungry, never gaining (and even losing) weight despite eating properly, and shitting infrequently and irregularly, then you might have intestinal worms. They also cause bleeding, diarrhea, and a sense of bloating.

>>8396215
You got Hemorrhoids

You are siting too much infront of your PC , go get a cream and move more

How about you go see a fucking doctor.

I don't do anything except sit on my ass and have none of these problems. What the hell do you guys eat?

>>8396239
Bacon, microwaved curry, microwaved rice, and microwaved soup.

>>8396239
Rice, ramen, tea, and cake.

Everything else is out of my price range because I don't get food stamps and my disability money doesn't pay enough.

My taint bleeds a lot, and I have no idea why. Almost every time I wipe there is a little blood on the toilet paper and its always coming from my taint or the very bottom of my butt crack. I tried to look at it in the mirror (I couldn't bend that far) but still I'm pretty sure there isn't a rash there or anything.

What the fuck is wrong with me?

Curse my scat fetish.
This thread is good material, but I must resist.

>>8396275
You're having your period.

>>8396275
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemorrhoid

I have a better question.

Would witnessing your Touhou taking a shit and smelling her foul excrement, dim your view of her?

I dont know if I could handle my favorite Touhou having smelly shit.

>>8396320
I love watching cute people pee, but shitting is just disgusting. Only a disgusting pervert would want to see that.

>>8396320
what a silly question to ask

>>8396320
Touhous don't know how to use toilets. They probably use diapers or something, or are floor-shitting NEETs like Patchy.

>>8396331
Well, actually I would love to watch her take a shit. Its the smelling that I dont want to do.

But taking a shit is amazing, watching her anus swell up and change shape, and push material out.

I'm tired of wiping my hairy asshole. It feels so horrible. It's times like those that I really wonder why women ever wish they were men.

>>8396350
I'm a guy, and I shave my ass regularly. No more balls of shit stuck in my 3 inches long ass hair.

>>8396350
How do I shave my asshair? I'm not flexible enough to do it...even after stretching for weeks. It's not like I'm fat, either, I'm really skinny but tall so I can't reach down there. It's such a mess. I always have to wash my butt with soap and water because just wiping is not enough.

>>8396233
>I wasn't buttdevasted.

Why are you so stupid Kago Ai?.

>>8396359
How the fuck is it possible to not being able to reach your ass? If you can wipe, you can shave.

>>8396341
>You get harder at the sound of my defecating? You are some special kind of pervert; admiring the sound it makes when it drops...

>Sigh~, Is this not embarrassing? What will other people think should they find out we're doing something so wrong?

Eat lots of vegetables, it's great for helping you poop. Something like half a pound of broccoli with dinner and you'll poop like a champ in the morning.

>>8396371
It's been awhile since text got me so aroused.

My shits have been dirty lately. It takes half a roll to wipe on a good day.

I've been constipating myself, but it's just me avoiding the problem.

Nothing has changed in my diet either.

>>8396524
Start squatting for cleaner poo.

>>8396371
I agree with that other guy, Listening to her "plop" would be highly arousing. I would also be very interested and wiping her ass for her. But still, my nose is very sensitive and picky. Poop does not smell good. Which Touhous poop smells terrible and which ones smell good?

Take Yuuka for example, her poop would either smell like flowers or compost. Remilia's poop may either smell like blood or tea and cake, because her stomach does not work and would just pass unrefined food after leaching all the blood out of it.

Cirno's poop probably smells fresh snow or some natural phenomenon. I would think animal Youkai would still shit like normal and smell horrible. Tenshi being a celestial would shit milk and honey. I dont know about Satori and her sisters, so much is unknown about them.

>>8396530
I spread my cheeks. It's my ringpiece that gets dirty.

plop plot
fizz fizz
oh how delicious
it all is

One time I had hammyroids but I thought it was just a huge pimple so I popped it by slamming my ass down on the hard concrete floor and the blood leaked through my jeans and it hurt so bad I started crying.

i know that feel OP. i wish i could stop shitting completely. i tried to stop eating but to no success.

xDDDDDDDDDDXDXD

I hate pooping too OP. Someday I will make a augmentation where you have mechanical instintines that let poop slide out easier and without a mess and no wiping required. Basicially as easy as piss.

/jp/ers will get it for free

>>8396341

Watching her cute facial expresions (think Habanero-tan) would be my favorite part.

>>8396275
Here's how you look at your butthole the proper way. Get in front of a full-size mirror, naked. Turn around. Spread your legs and bend down. Look through your legs at your butt.

>>8398101
I love this artist.

How do Touhou release waste? Do their bodies absorb the matter of everything they eat?

I would love to serve every BBA in gensokyo as their personal toilet. I would promptly heed their every need to go poopy or peepee and they would do it thusly in my sin sack receptacle i.e. my mouth and I would cherish the taste and texture of their love creation that they have brewed just for me to feast on.

>>8396371
There must be a specific tag for this. I am so aroused.