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When I was watching Drive, I was reminded of you, /jp/.

A lonely, stoic, and cute guy who lives alone and doesn't talk to anyone, with a mysterious and violent past. He gets NTR'd by a mexican and never scores.

>> No.8392283

Except Ryan Gosling actually looks hot

>> No.8392288

for a moment i thought it was /tv/

>> No.8392300

>>8392283
The average /jp/sie looks like a cross between Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

>> No.8392310

/jp/ can't drive.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcfGCf7UGSg

>> No.8392322

>>8392311
Travis Bickle is totally /jp/.

>> No.8392323

I loved the movie and the soundtrack.

>> No.8392346

/jp/ is a real hero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8

>> No.8392361
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>>8392300
I doubt it

>> No.8392378

>>8392361
Why don't you have a trench coat /jp/?

>> No.8392397
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>>8392277
Ryan Gosling is so hot ;_;

>> No.8392400
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>>8392378
But I do

>> No.8392402

spoilers asshole

>> No.8392417

A real human being and a real hero

>> No.8392426

It was best movie of 2011 with super.

>> No.8392440

too bad being that lonely and stoic badass are traits that women like only in films.

otherwise this whole fucking board would be rolling in pussy

>> No.8392456

>>8392440
No, I think the problem might be masturbating to lewd pictures of little chinese girls being raped.

>> No.8392458

>>8392378
Grew out of that phase in 11th grade

>> No.8392477

>>8392458
Get a load of the loser without a badass trench coat and cool ponytail!

>> No.8392484

>>8392440
They like it in real life too but it requires Gosling's looks with a sexy smile and when he does talk he never slurs his speech.

>> No.8392490

>>8392378
I have a trench coat that used to be my father's.

I look more goofy wearing it than anything else.

>> No.8392507

>>8392484
I think we've long realized that its all about looks and money when it comes to what women want. They ignore our personality "quirks" in hopes of changing and molding us into what they want.

In other words, the ultimate goal of what women want of men is CONTROL

>> No.8392511

>>8392507
or maybe a compatible mate

>> No.8392610

>>8392507
Maybe not I know some ugly guys who do it because they are confident.

>> No.8392628

>>8392507
If that was true most would want a beta guy because he is easy to control. In reality most women want to be dominated.

>> No.8392634

Posting in an astoundingly shitty thread.

>> No.8392704

>>8392477
Everytime someone mentions ponytail I recall those musclefat internet nerds back then in the institute, that looked inapropriate as fuck, no matter how they would dress, because that ponytail didnt suit them at all.
Same goes for trenchcoat I guess. If you want to feel badass, walk in it across the room. You still ought to get a tiny grip on reality and figure out that it looks as awkward in public as frilly dress, high platform shoes or one meter long twintails with puffs on the end.

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>>8392634
hahahahah

tell me about it

>> No.8392730

>>8392628
Women express that they want someone caring, nice, and malleable, but in reality they want someone with money, confidence, and power. Looks don't matter if they get the latter three.

>> No.8392736

What are some good movie then?

I'm fairly certain that /jp/ would love movie like "Forrest Gump" or "Gattaca".

>> No.8392762

>>8392277
So how many /jp/ers have a driving license?
I'm currently studying for it
My theory test is at next weeks saturday
i'm nervous as hell!

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>>8392277

>He gets NTR'd by a mexican and never scores.

Jesus Christ that's worse than being NTRed by a nigger.

>> No.8393074

>>8392762
the real exam is what you should be afraid of. When being observed like that, you fuck up a lot more when driving.

>> No.8393116

>>8392300
I'm Jude Law

>> No.8393137

>>8392762
I do but I am a danger of the road.
Surprising that I haven't killed anyone yet in particular since I have such a shitty car.
Then again I rarely use it.

>> No.8393151

>>8392456
You should hook me up.

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