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8390740 No.8390740 [Reply] [Original]

why have you still not killed yourselves yet /jp/?

>> No.8390744

Because to kill myself I would have to care first.

>> No.8390746

Probably the same reason as yours

>> No.8390752
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>>8390744
i know that feel bro
;_;

>> No.8390764

I would have done it long ago, many times, if I weren't so afraid of physical pain.

>> No.8390769
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>>8390752
Damn that really hit home...

>> No.8390771

>>8390764
pussy

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>>8390740

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bumping with cyanide

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>> No.8390875

>>8390860
Get out of /jp/

>> No.8390884

I got stuff on pre-order...

>> No.8390894

>>8390771
Yeah ;_;

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>>8390764
>>8390894
That's not an excuse. This, for intance, is posted daily on /b/'s suicide threads. Well, it's not like I'm encouraging you to do it, in fact I do hope for you to hold on until our mansion gets built or something, so /jp/ can finally grasp life. But if you really feel like it, at least wait for me to reach that point too, then we could depart together ;_;

>> No.8390966

>>8390946
>/b/'s suicide threads
Do you think I'd trust those faggots? All the people who fail at suicide say it was painful as hell; it seems they're now realizing that even Nembutal is painful.

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>> No.8390975

>>8390946
>You will pass out within a minute and be dead shortly afterward.
...

>> No.8390983
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8390983

i enjoy the HELL that always winds up where-ever i am at any given chance, also famous people are cool i wanna keep livin and meetin as many famous peeps as i can xD

>> No.8391000

Too much work.
I'd rather just lay down on my bed until I rot away.

>> No.8390990

I want to die with a /jp/ in my arms.

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>> No.8391010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNxViahgYU0

>> No.8391015

>>8390975
>>8390966
I understand the worrying since I heard about those 'homemade crystals'.
But this seems legit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_machine#Exit.27s_euthanasia_device
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
Funny thing about asphyxia is that all that disconfort is caused due to high level of carbon dioxyde with one's body, and not lack of oxygen. So I guess pretty much any purified gas would work this way.

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XD

>> No.8391035

>>8391015
>asphyxia is that all that disconfort is caused due to high level of carbon dioxyde with one's body, and not lack of oxygen.
I know this, but then how do you avoid carbon dioxide from building up inside the bag? Because you know, that's what you exhale.

>> No.8391043

>>8391035
Nevermind. I'm retarded.

>> No.8391077

Too lazy.

>> No.8391092

>>8391043
>>8391043
Forgot to sage twice.
Well, personally I only plan on having morphine stocked up in case of accidents. I'm scared as hell of pain too, probably more than normal, but don't feel like disappearing away just yet. Living is still convenient as long as I have the internet.

>> No.8391094

Where I live cyanide can only be acquired by certain authorized companies.

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>>8390740
Gensokyo > Suecide
Get out of /jp/ and into Gensokyo

>> No.8391116

>>8391094
I think it's painful, you need to take lots of sleeping pills beforehand.

The only (supposedly) painless methods I know of are the exit bag and Nembutal. My dad is a vet and I live in a third world country so I'm planning to sneak into his store but I wonder if it's diluted or something.

>> No.8391123

>>8391086
Gensokyo's version of the 'home-made crystals'?>
That's very, very mean. Please don't post it ever again.
>8391094
Can't photographers afford it too?

>> No.8391585

I've still got another year until I can kill myself, I have a large life insurance policy with /jp/ as the beneficiary. Hopefully some of you might live to see that mansion.

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