/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I fap to futa. Every day about 1-2 times.

After the first line, and given the image, I was hoping OP had raped a loli or something.

This thread is boring.

>i end up fapping 5 times a week now!

Believable up until this point.
Try 3-4 times a day, every day.

>>838918
Does your nuttbladder still work?

>>838930
Op here.
i meant days, i can't even fucking type correctly anymore because my HANDS SHAKE AND FEEL FUNNY.

That's what you get for being fucking stupid and showing your friends Touhou.

>>838940
god damn it I'm asking for help!

POST MOAR

>>838949
THERE IS NO HELP. WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE ALL STILL HERE?

eventually, you come to realize this was the only path anyway...

>>838918
>zinc deficiency

protip: EAT LIEK A TRUE ANON

seriously, just wolf down those steaks like a true Amerikkkan and you'll have no problems.

>>838958
>>838954
So Touhou, VN, Ronery, Japan obsession, J-Idols, urge to fap to anything 2-D.

are our addictions and the cross we carry?

Fap has ruin my hands brutally and health, i need to fap excessively a lot.

I masturbate like once every two weeks. I play eroge and read doujins. What's wrong with me?

>>838949

These hands will never hold anything.

I have no regrets.
This was the only path.

>>838982
You are gay.

>>838991
I usually masturbate to futa on loli stuff. Should I try switching to yaoi?

>>838991
I usually like futas fucking lolis stuff. Should I switch to yaoi?

I usually fap six times a day.
You're a failure OP.

You know what's fucking weird? As I've begun to visit /jp/ more and more frequently (at this point I spend most of my day here), I've actually started to fap much less. I'll fap only once or twice every few weeks now, as opposed to once or twice a day. I still save quite a few pics to my nsfw folder, but they're hardly ever used.

Good god, what's wrong with me?

>Fap has ruin my hands brutally and health
Fapping shouldn't ruin your hands, unless you are doing it horribly wrong, and it is actually quite a healthy activity, fapping is good for you.

>>839000
My own clone!

>>839004
Now neither of us will be virgins!

>>839007
:O

>>839007

Moar liek now both of you will be virgins.

>>839003
they shake a lot now and i heard that fapping uses up a lot of nutrients.

>>839000
goddammit, people. Try browsing through Futaba to search CP or something.

>>839021
Uses a lot of nutrients? Unless you eat like once a day and weigh 80 pounds wet, that shouldn't be a problem. And hands shaking, I have never seen that associated with fapping.

>>839021
Yeah, such a shame. We could've at least do something about the fluids we're wasting instead of wiping it off with tissues and dumping it.

>>839016
Get the fuck out

>>839036

=Þ

>fapping 5 times a week
that's all???....

Awful thread.

>>839050

I KNOW I CAN KILL

>>838918

You're welcome.

Sometimes I fap as little as once a week.

Fuck you /jp/, you have totally made my fucking life awesome.

Thanks to you my entire life is a wank!
All i do is fap to touhoes.
Play VN.
Fap even fucking more
and surf the board till i fall sleep over my keyboard.

Right now, thanks to the fact that i fap daily or sometimes 3 times a day, i have a zinc deficiency.

My friends socialise with me because they found touhoes awesome and love that fucking slut of aya.

Now my entire life is awesome, thanks to those fucking touhoes, those fucking momosus, and that fucking aya.

And i cant seem to find a way to fap moar, i end up fapping 8 times a week now!

>>838982
15 times a day here

>Right now, thanks to the fact that i fap daily or sometimes 3 times a day, i have a zinc deficiency.
eat it

>Right now, thanks to the fact that i fap daily or sometimes 3 times a day, i have a zinc deficiency.
What? I've been fapping about 9 years now, the first years at least once per day and last 5 years at least twice. What's wrong with you? At least have a decent diet if you can't handle the pressure.

>Right now, thanks to the fact that i fap daily or sometimes 3 times a day, i have a zinc deficiency.

I suppose you could always try recycling that zinc.

>>839365

We hate you.

Original content or microwaved pasta?

>>838918
Source?

>>840811

Some manga about a guy getting news that he has some terminal disease and then going into a childran rapan rampage.

seconding sauce. anon must fap

Source on the OP pic is
http://rapidshare.com/files/105469501/final_half_year_eng_loli.rar

>>840836
Newfaggots aren't allowed to fap.

>>840869

Hey man. How would you feel if someone told you you weren't allowed to fap when you were 14?

only five times a week?

If this is true your command of the English language has taken a down turn as well.

Proof of the zinc deficiancy?

>>840883
Use a proxy, lol

I found 4chan when I was 14

>>840894

Yesterday was a pretty nice day, wasn't it?

>>840902
I'm not underage

FUCK YOU /jp/ because of you I can't see japanese people as persons any more. They just look like chink eyed blobs to me. Their hot chinky bodies don't affect me in the least anymore!

>>838986
My whole life was Unlimited Fap Works.