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Uh, yes. There are a number of poisons that do that.

With a syringe, put air in your vein.

Or you can electrocute yourself.

Being American is a relatively good way to get hearth attacks.

>>8386124
Maybe. But what about heart attacks?

>>8386095
Oh thats easy

Why would you want to do that?

Since becoming a NEET I've thought of a great deal of ways to kill myself but never to induce a heart attack.

Is it possible to purposely contract a tumor or some sort of cancer? Bonus points if I can save someone else (shady organ swapping or something).

I want to die but I don't want to just jump off a building. I want to know that I'm dying and get everything that comes with that.

>>8386095
Why are you posting on /jp/ while you could be raping the ass of your waifu sleeping next to you?

Heart attacks hurt.

>>8386184
Does it last long?

>>8386214
A lot of them last for the rest of your life.

Can't you just do a lot of exercising or something?

>>8386222

That can lead to a heart attack if you're on the verge anyway, but over exertion usually leads to heart exhaustion which is a different condition all-together.

>>8386214
Well if you're lucky they don't hurt a lot. But if you are, feels like forever.

Hearts attack...them all!

I tried to kill myself with stimulant overdose once but my tolerance was too high and I just ended up spending all my money.

;_;

>>8386095
Marathon Usagi Drop

Alice is such a slut. First the NTR thread, now this. She sleeps around with anyone, doesn't she?

>>8386309
Same anon. Or are you implying that she is NTRing him wiith himself?

is

it

possible

to

artificially

induce

love?

>>8386347

A woman's love is directly proportional to the stuff that you give her.

>>8386360
wait, so the love you take is equal to the love you make?

>>8386296

Yup, that would do it.

And if it doesn't kill you, the bullet from the revolver you've stuck into your mouth will. ;_;

>>8386360
I once worked out a equation for that shit, ensuring that I would die forever alone.
It was pretty impressive. It has 4 or 5 independent variables, like your wealth, your status among other men of your social class, her looks, et cetera.
As I said, forever alone.

>>8386368
Are you insulting the Usagi Drop anime? Because I'll fight you if you are.

>>8386440

Absolutely not! I'm merely suggesting that it can cause one to become depressed to the point of suicide when the realization sets in that they will never experience such a life, and will die alone and unwanted with the state footing the bill for your disposal.

>>8386525
...welp.

> $ rm -rf /mnt/storage/Usagi\ Drop
> $

>>8386534
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>>8386296
>>>/a/

>>8386548
Make me, ``faggot''

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>>8386557
Don't make me post redirects at you.

>>8386095
I hear that tricking someone into formatting their hard drive is effective.