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There's a group of kids in my school who claim to be touhoes and go around all day yelling CIRNO BAKA CIRCLE-NINE

they actually made homemade iron-on HONKHONK tshirts that they wear regularly intermixed with their visual novel shirts

three of them were in one of my classes and groups had to do presentations. when they got up they opened with MOU-IKKAI and one of them said "oops how did that happen!" and did an great big toothy grin and glared to the left.

everyone looked up to the left of the room thinking he was trying to motion to something but only I caught on that he was trying to do the KomachiSmirk

>> No.837051

Those guys seem all right. Introduce them to /jp/.

>> No.837048

Kick their asses

>> No.837047

Fags don't know how to suppress their power level.

>> No.837050

have sex with them

>> No.837054

Did you slash out his tires or key his car?

>> No.837065

I don't think you know anyone else who likes Touhou in real life.

Enjoy making your references, ALONE.

>> No.837059

>>837048
>>837050

both

at the same time.

>> No.837062

>>837051
FFFFffff kill kids with fire.

>> No.837069

I think they're underage. If they're underage, you probably are too. But what do I know. I refuse to believe any not-underage person would do what you just described, enjoy your lies and trickery.

>> No.837070

touhou, etc.

>> No.837077

>>837043
Hang out with them.
earn their trust.
when the time is ripe unleash the sword of damocles.

>> No.837078

Judging from your description, they are probably browsing /jp/ right now. In fact, I would not be surprised if you were one of them.

>> No.837084

>>837069
http://youtube.com/watch?v=D2n4l-dRiLk
I'd like you to meet someone

>> No.837086

>>837043

John?

>> No.837087

Your lies are as filthy as they are blatant.

Reported for untruth.

>> No.837099

>>837043

Your trollfu is extremely poor.

>> No.837116

>>837084
Oh Christ not this shit again. I HAD FORGOTTEN IT, ANON! WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME?

>> No.837150

>>837116
No problem, mate

>> No.837204

>>837086
ADAM?!

>> No.837219

>school

>> No.837265

>>837219
There's a thing called college. Have you heard of it?

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837274

>>837084

FUCK FUCK FUCK

TEARS OF RAGE.

>> No.837277

>>837265

I don't believe you go to college. Enjoy your Touhou reference at School, ALONE.

>> No.837294

>>837265
>school
>kids

>> No.837293

Reported

>> No.837302

>>837294
Colleges are schools
18 year olds sometimes refer to their peers as kids (ie "a group of kids")

>> No.837303

ancient copypasta is ancient

>> No.837311

what an old pasta.

>> No.837338

>>837302
You don't refer to it as "SCHOOL" when in college. It's "on campus" or "in class" or something, it's how people separate high schoolers from university students without having to actually ask.

>> No.837335

>>837043
/r/ HONKHONK comics.

>> No.837340

>>837311
WHAT DELICIOUS CLASSIC COPYPASTA MODIFIED TO BE HUMOROUS TO A TOUHOU-LOVING AUDIENCE WOULD READ AGAIN ++

>> No.837345

>>837338
Shut up man, I'm trying to rationalize OP's post.

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837348

>>837335
anon delivers

>> No.837349

>>837345
Why would you WANT to rationalize it?

>> No.837356

>>837349
Because I'm bored

>> No.837361

>>837338
I refer to college as school.

>> No.837365

>>837338
Not always.

>> No.837397

>>837361
I refer to college as college.

>> No.837401

I refer to university as university and college as college.

>> No.837402

>>837338
Campus is the more appropriate term if there are no classes going on.

>> No.837399

>>837397

I refer to college as that prison you have to pay for.

>> No.837405

They know too much. Erase them.

>> No.838082

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm2810186

I'm saving this just because the comments were funny. great job guys

>> No.838152

do you fags really supress their powerlevels?
srsly, why the fuck do i need to supress mine as im not getting paid for doing it

>> No.838170

OP, you're a fag for not kicking some fairy ass right then and there.

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838185

>>838152

>> No.838195

>>837043
Grab a club and start beating those faggots. Tell them to stop coming to /jp/. Its your chance to beat the cancer OP!

>> No.838202

I refuse to believe this actually happened.

>> No.838211

Sage for Touhou.

>> No.838218

>>838152
Its also called moderation and not being an annoying faggot. It can help you not look like an idiot in front of people.

>> No.838233

Spoilers: OP is the kid.

>> No.838240

Holy shit people are still responding to the pasta

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838238

I have powah honk honk

>> No.838253

Gee, sure is /b/ around here

>> No.838255

>>837348
I think that Anon was referring to the Chen HONK HONK comics.

>> No.838338

>>837084
why does this exist

>> No.838351

>>837043
I never did like this Copypasta.

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838355

>> No.838376

copypasta from /v/

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