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Dear /jp/,

T-this is /prog/. I've always found you kind of cute... I know 'm p-probably n-not your f-first choice, b-but will you go to t-the b-ball with me?

I w-will buy you dinner and a pretty flower. Comb your waifu's hair. and maybe even write that new touhou game you've been thinking about.

Sincerely.
/prog/

ps this is what my room would look like, if I had a camera to take pictures with.

>> No.8376982

Fuck OFF

>> No.8376984

>>8376982
thats a yes, right

>> No.8376988

>>8376984
I-It's not like I would like to spend the evening at your place instead of going to the ball or anything....baka....

>> No.8376995

Hands off my waifu, fucktard.

>> No.8376996

>Comb your waifu's hair
OVER THE FUCKING LINE.

>> No.8376991

>>8376984
He is obviously tsundere. Don't give up now!

>> No.8377000

>>8376995
>>8376996
i-i'm sorry! I meant.. i meant i'd just watch.. or even be in the other room, two floors down.

I mean, I'm supportive of your r-relationship.

i-it.. i-its just.. I've never been with someone like y-you, /jp/!

>> No.8377012

What ball? What are you guys talking about?

>> No.8377015

>>8377012
w-will you go to b-ball with me?

>> No.8377018

Are you sure you're /prog/? Usually it'd be all SICP edits, Sussman copipe, or talk of HAXING ANII. There's not even a cudder in sight.

>> No.8377026

>>8377012
/sp/ caught the gay and started this stupid 4chan Winter Ball shit.

>> No.8377029

>>8377026
What Winter Ball? What's that?

>> No.8377035

>>8377029
I don't care enough to look for the details, but apparently it's on the 13th. Check /sp/ for details.

>> No.8377032

>will you go to b-ball with me?
>b-ball
Basket ball? I don't know, anonymous. Its never really been my thing, you know?

>> No.8377036

>>8377032
Slam with the best, or jam with the rest!

>> No.8377047

/prog/ is the purest girl, it's not even 2D, it's text only. Let's sign up for that ball but stay in our rooms chatting!

>> No.8377049
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8377049

I always thought of /jp/ as the one trying to make /prog/ like it, not the other way around.

>> No.8377078

You think we'd leave our room for something like this?

>> No.8377098

>>8377036
COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM.

>> No.8377095

I, the oldest fag, he who once arranged a political marriage between Japan/General and /co/, hereby accept your proposal.

>> No.8377112
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8377112

My opinion would be that /jp/ would wish to go with /tg/ or /prog/, but never work up the courage to ask either, and vehemently deny any desire to go when asked.

Thus, /jp/ will spend the night locked in her room, like always, and numb her feelings, like always.

>> No.8377111

>>8376979
>ps this is what my room would look like, if I had a camera to take pictures with.

There's a bear in your room? Not trying to be judgmental or anything, but this might require an explanation.

>> No.8377117

>>8377112
Silly you, it's the boy who ask to ask

>> No.8377120
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8377120

>>8377117

At any rate, leaving the fortress is forbidden.

>> No.8377163
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8377163

>>8377120

The fortress, the battlements, the sanctuary.
/jp/'s room is holy ground by her law, where none may enter and none may leave.
/jp/ holds no desire to meet with or play with anyone, and prefers to maintain the illusion that there is nothing beyond her walls. She steadfastly refuses to allow anyone entry into her world, and equally refuses to be a part of anyone else's world, if she could help it.

She would like to be loved, but as she acknowledges that she cares for no one, she in turn accepts that nobody will care for her. She would prefer to steel her heart and take her suffering without complaint than to try to change her life. It cannot be helped.

>> No.8377538

>>8377163
Poor /jp/-chan. It's just too sad. ;_;

>> No.8377568

>>8376979
its not that hard to clean up really
it also a nice exercise
you will feel much better if you arrange all this mess.

>> No.8377570

I always want to hug that bear.

>> No.8377575

>>8377049
I cant calmly observe this picture anymore, after seeing other Zenith's art.

>> No.8377586

>>8377112
/tg/ loves that dirty skank /x/, he would never ask /jp/ out.

And it's not like /jp/ would ever leave her room, anyway.

>> No.8377610

>>8377049
>>8377586
So much win in this room. The boat made me laugh out loud.

>> No.8377615
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8377615

H-hey /prog/, maybe we can read SICP together.
W-what do you think? It would be fun... right?

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>> No.8377630

/prog/ doesn't use the imageboards. They also wouldn't use /jp/ even if they did. I'm calling shenanigans

>> No.8377648
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8377648

/jp/ isn't a girl you stupid shits.

>> No.8377653

Hey /prog/,
Take Cudder's spamming ass back home with you.

>> No.8377654
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8377654

OH MY GOD! /prog/ IS A BEAR!

>> No.8377683

>>8377630
But they have and they do.

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