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Attention!
Having waifus is an /a/ related habit. It doesn't belong on /jp/. So if you have a waifu and intend to talk about it, kindly leave.

/jp/ is for translators, artists and scholars of Japanese culture only. It is a place to create original content and engage in meaningful discussions. Not a place for man-children to salivate over imaginary cartoon girlfriends.

Now that this is settled, please continue.

PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

>> No.8370620

Banging your mother is an /a/ related habit but we do it anyway.

>> No.8370645
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>> No.8370658

>>8370620
lmao. dat nigga jus got OWNED!

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>/jp/

>> No.8370666

>translators
Yeah right...
>artists
/jp/ cant draw
>scholars of Japanese culture
nobody here likes Japan

I'm quoting an old copy pasta.

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>>8370666

We so can too draw!

>> No.8370694
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OP is copypasta

Turning this into a hakutaku thread instead. Post were-hakutaku.

>> No.8370725

You need to add another postscript.
It's getting old.

>> No.8370735

>>8370620
FUCKING TOLD ROFLMAO !

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>>8370679
Better example. We have at least one drawfag hanging around 'cause this got popped out pretty damn quick after someone started talking about their moth waifu that they would find eating their underwear while they weren't looking.

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Mandatory update fishing post.

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>>8370770

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dat hakutaku

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>>8370850
Hakutaku is a fun word to say.
Hakutakutakutakutaku~

>>8370842
Just give it to me strait. Is our anonymous antagonist an OC?

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>> No.8370900

why is Keine so fat

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>>8370850
Hakutaku is a fun word to say.
Hakutakutakutakutaku~

>>8370842
Just give it to me straight. Is our anonymous antagonist an OC?

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>>8370900
Keine is anything but fat.

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>>8370900

Because Keine is hundreds of years old, and plumpness was considered an exceptionally attractive trait in a woman in ancient Japan.

>> No.8370954

>>8370938
actually, plump was attractive everywhere. Because richness, healthiness.

>> No.8370979

>>8370954
In Indonesia being fat and bald is a sign of beauty, true story.

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>>8370900
Keine is only fat in the right places.

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>>8370954

Indeed. All the way up until 1950.

Also, Keine is in a somewhat privilieged position in that case, since she's one of few women from that era who could not only expect an excellent education, but has it in her power to go out and grab herself a big juicy steak whenever she feels like it.

It's good being the Great and Wise Hakutaku.

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Well, she's not fat now. Maybe she edited history so she'd be pretty in this time period too?

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>>8371018
She doesn't need to edit history for something like that, she's already pretty enough as it is.

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>>8371056
Yeah, she doesn't need to NOW, but...
Eh, nevermind. I can't imagine a not pretty Keine.

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>>8371109
This is so false it's not even funny.

>> No.8371138

Keine is my oneechan

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>>8371138
Keine is everyone's onee-chan.

>> No.8371184
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burei

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I am hijacking this thread again. Post a pic with your waifu in a wedding dress

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>>8371187

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Always and forever.

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Who says my waifu isn't real? I can hear the sound of lovely voice everyday.

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>>8370908
>Is our anonymous antagonist an OC?

Of course. I can't think of any character from anywhere else that he could be.

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>>8371338
Oh, I hope not. That would be boring.
It'd be like a murder mystery where the culprit turns out to be a character that wasn't mentioned or ever appeared before the finale.
I bet it's Yukari. It's always Yukari.

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>>8371357

Good point. Besides, there's far too many excellent villains in the canon to pick from to go about making them up.

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>>8371357
It's not Yukari. It's not anybody.
Demetrious is to much of a lazy fuck to actually finish the story, so we'll never find out who it is.

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Bzzzzzzzt

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Whirrrrrrr

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>>8371421
I'm usually not one for cow Keine, but that she looks kinda neat in that.

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Which do you prefer Human form or Hakutaku form?

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>>8371430
>>8371436

ZAP!

>> No.8371752

>>8371397

Keine looks like a bodied yukkuri in that pic.

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Oh nice this thread got saved for once.

>> No.8371784

>>8371480
One for the morning
One for late at night
I'll take both

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>>8371551
Bwahahaha, I get it.

...I don't have any picture of Keine laughing...

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>>8371299

i know that feel anon. i feel sorry for the people who don't get to listen to their waifu's beautiful voice for 8 hours a day

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