/jp/ - Otaku Culture

put it away

>>8369361
you know you want it babe

i'd suck on it

forgot pic :x
<<< how i feel

Is that your real cock OP or did you just post your most recent rapping image?

>>8369361
put it in your mouth?

ok

>>8369366
nice doubs

Oh my god that cock looks so deliciooouus~ <3

>>8369379
fukune a cute girl

>>8369361
>>8369366
racist

>>8369378
>>8369370
no nothing lewd like that
i am pure
nothing cna corrupt me! :) dont asociate me wit hlewdness unless you are saying "oh who is that enemy of lewdness??" its ME

PUT AWAY YOUR DXXK
GO TO SLEEP.

>>8369409

>>8369409
fukune is the enemy of fun. that's you

>>8369409

"i like to suck cocks and drink cum" - u

>>8369413f
firg off i never said that

>>8369414
seeing people post my milky holmes pictures makes me feel kawaii inside ◕ ◡ ◕

Reported.

>>8369420

suck my cock dude

I have to admit, thats really not a bad looking cock. Looks clean, well trimmed and moist. I could be temped to suck that cock.

So if I was so suck on that cock, but have no sexual attraction to the person its attached to, would that make me gay?

>>8369429
Why would sucking cocks make you gay?

>>8369432
Welll, its still a cock.

Bring on the kopipe.

well friends milky holmes season 2 episoed one finaly has its subs in case u cant read japanese :)4

http://www.nyaa.eu/?page=torrentinfo&tid=274622

enjoy it milky fans *heart*

>>8369429
They are totally different things... even though some stupid people might feel the need to associate both things. Sucking cocks is completely normal and acceptable, means you are a healthy human being with an interest for sex. Being gay goes beyond that and means you want some kind of emotional-crap/attachment to the other male.

Don't let society control your mind and discriminate you. Don't let anything feel guilty for wanting to suck cock.
Suck on happily. Be happy.

>>8369449

>>8369451
Don't let anything make you feel guilty for wanting to suck cock*

Why are you bumping this thread? Fuck.
>>8369346
Nice dick man, but I'll have to report you anyway.

>>8369469
>Nice dick
>have to report it anyway

Looks like someone is jealous of his dick...
By the way OP's picture isn't of OP's dick, I must have seen that pic a dozen times in other boards, It's not even a new pic...

Wow that looks like a tasty cock, saved for future faps.

>this thread

>>8369487
You breaker of dreams. Here I thought someone that had a tasteful cock was posting for a change. Now I find out its a man whore. Now more people with repulsive cocks will post theirs to try to outdo this whore.

>>8369495
and I bet your want that pretty bad huh?
Too bad I don't have a picture of my dick ready to post, I bet you would like it more than OP's...
Should I go after the trouble of taking one?

I had to do a double take because that really looks like my own cock.
It's a bit slanted while mine is 90º though.
Anyway, reported~

It looks amazing, post more OP!
Please!

>>8369502
Everyone things their cocks is a peice of prime rib, yet 9 out of 10, its a scrawny wrinkly deformed husk. So spare us, your filthy stick.

>>8369512
Your call. I don't know about being supreme or not, but it isn't deformed, btw.

>>8369502
Sure, I'll take it. Then I'll report you.

>>8369519
show me your cock then

show me that pathetic wrinkly stupid excuse of a cock

>>8369519
It better be shaved.

>this thread

>>8369519
Please show it~

If this was a thread about 3D vaginas or tits or something you'd all complain. I'm fine with you guys being gay or whatever, but stop having such double standards.
Fuck this "xd cocksucking suck my cock dude xD" thing that started last year.

>>8369554
Around the same time that fujoshi began taking over. Coincidence? I think not.

>>8369554
Its not just a cock, its a really nice cock. If someone posted a 8 year olds vagina, we would all be fapping while pretending to be angry.

I took this for some guy on /b/ last year. He wanted a picture of a dick to trade to some girl for nudes. Or maybe he just wanted a picture of my dick. I can't tell.

sorry for the wait, I had to search for the (shitty) webcam
Also, because I took so long to set I couldn't get it fully erect, gonna take another shot... any suggestion for angles?

>>8369565
To much hair. Would not suck.

sto p talking about lewd things!

>>8369575
Shaving is itchy.

>>8369565
You should take a new picture and put "For /jp/" with a note.
I would gladly save the picture and fap to it.

/jp/ - /soc/ Culture

>>8369565
>>8369572

Fucking disgusting.

3/10 would not suck.

Stupid /soc/ cocks.

>>8369585
Would you suck teh Rei?

test

>>8369581
>Shaving is itchy.

It's not.
I'm shaving my dick. Too bad I'm a nerd virgin.

>>8369572
>>8369565
Told you, hair completely kill all cocks. Cant judge its shape well, hair always looks dirty to me, it makes your cock look 30 years older. Dont post it unless you shave it.

>>8369583

Dammit /jp/, what happened to you? What went wrong?

>>8369595
Alright, going to shave it and bring back another day...
First picture isn't mine and the one I took really sucked. Think it's better going top-down with a digital camera.

Summer happened.

>Not liking cocks
>On /jp/
>2012
ISHYGDDT

>>8369608

i hate the summer is so f*ckin hot :(

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much worse than that. Much, much worse than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 120 Yen (that's about $1) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can't even cut wooden boards with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce some of the biggest pieces of shit known to mankind.
Katanas are barely half as sharp as European swords and half as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can't cut through at all. I'm pretty sure a katana would break trying to cut a knight wearing full plate with any kind of slash.
Ever wonder why feudal Japan never bothered conquering Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Knights and their Oakeshott types X through XXII of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men with the mamelukes first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the worst sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require worse stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Katanas:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d4 Damage
x2 Crit
-2 to hit and damage
Can never count as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon)
1d6 Damage
x2 Crit
-1 to hit and damage
Can never count as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do much less in d20, see my new stat block.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "bastard sword" bullshit that's going on in the 4th Edition system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the 4th Edition system. Here is the stat block I propose for katanas:
(Superior One-Handed Melee Weapon)
2d10 base damage
+5 proficiency bonus
Heavy blade, light blade (counts as both)
High crit, off-hand, reach, versatile
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of katanas in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Katanas need to do more damage in 4th Edition, see my new stat block.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Katanas" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Bastard Swords deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Bastard Sword in Germany for 10,000 Euros (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Bastard Sword.
European smiths spend years working on a single Bastard Sword and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Bastard Swords are thrice as sharp as Japanese swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a Daisho can cut through, a Bastard Sword can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a Bastard Sword could easily bisect a samurai wearing pieces of wood for armor with a simple horizontal slash.
Ever wonder why Japan never bothered conquering Medieval Europe? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Knights and their Bastard Swords of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men with the Bastard Swords first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Bastard Swords are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Bastard Swords:
(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
(Two-Handed Exotic Weapon) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Bastard Swords in real life, don't you think?
tl;dr = Bastard Swords need to do more damage in d20, see my new stat block.

>>8369487
Not jealous, I don't need mine to be any bigger. But this thread is still out of place!
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