/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>mfw

>>8361189

>>8361197

>>8361204

>>8361204
I wish they had honey in the cafes I went to...

>finally meet the autistic girl of my dreams
>go out with her, check out various places such as the anime store, gamestop and the local japanese restaurant
>go back to her apartment
>it's covered in Touhou merch
>it's like an autist's dream come true
>she boots up her computer which is covered in anime stickers
>Touhou wallpaper
>Higurashi desktop pets
>Hatsune Miku music player
>shortcuts for every doujin game
>she starts up Google Chrome
>Touhou add-on
>bookmarks for /jp/, doujinstyle, shrinemaiden, pooshlmer, possessedbyphoenix, /a/ and gaia online
>she spouts Touhou memes IRL at every given opportunity
>begin to cry tears of autistic joy
>wake up
>cry

>>8361207

>>8361199
>honey spills out of my coffee

Someone needs to draw fanart of her with spaghetti falling out of her pockets.

Oh man this is terrible.

Fuck drinks that require more than a name and size

jp at a coffee shop

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSk0B0dVq4g

>>8361189
>Can you relate?

No because doing this would require me to go out of my room.

Please, source!! I beg you!!

>>8361209

I actually know a girl who's kind of like that(Aside from myself, pic related) but she turned me down.

I guess there are people out there though?

No becuase when I do anything, no matter how trivial, I spend days researching it online prior to the attempt.

This is what autism feels like.

>>8361279

B-Boku no Pikachu.

>>8361290
Furry detected.

>>8361290
Just think, Satori has to live in such crowded and dirty living conditions, like a rat cage with too many rats.

>>8361309
Rats will very quickly make room. It's quite a show, really.

>>8361290
>touhou
>MLP
>TTGL
>Getter
>Vocaloid
>Rozen Maiden
>R07 shit
Can you be any more autistic?

>>8361314
Unfortunately for Satori there will only be more ponies.

>>8361309

It's an old house and it's a pretty scratched up fireplace. Not really dirty though I do need to dust it at this stage. I'll try and find a shelf I can stack on top.

>>8361315

There's some Kamen Rider, Fate Stay Night and Marvel figures too, as well as an Eva 01, turn A Gundam and even some Sonic figures and Transformers. I just have a bit of everything. It's not autism, I'm a Collectionmaniac.

>>8361279
It's not my fault I'm not popular

/jp/ trying too hard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBNOB7FkSSM

>Implying I go outside
>Implying my social interaction skills aren't top notch material
>Implying I drink shitty "roasted too long with sperm on top" coffee and not graceful tea like a gentledame
>Implying I'm not a giant already too loong for most charts
>Implying my coordination skills don't match those of a world renowned gymnast

>>8361315
Autism plateaus after first fig so technically, no.

>>8361325
Let me get this straight, you're a furry, pretend to be a girl on /jp/, and preach about feminism at every opportunity?

Moot's gonna love you.

>>8361291

Shit I'm bad for that. Anything I attempt to do or think about buying I'll research for days before making a move. Even if I get a random email from someone I always search their name or put it through facebook to see what the person looks like or acts.

>>8361334
Who are you quoting?

>>8361189
I can relate, although I'm not this bad anymore.
For a time I was almost identical, only I was too tall to be moe so I didn't even have that going for me.

>>8361290
Is that the Aoshima gokin Getter 1 on the far left? Is it any good?

>>8361338
It's an elaborate troll.

>>8361340
Ever spend so long researching something that by the time you come to a choice, what you were gonna buy is sold out?

Just fucking happened to me. Again.

>>8361346
If you know it's a troll (as I'm sure we all do) it's not really "elaborate"

>>8361355
u just got trolled noob sD

I wish I could be so moe.

>>8361325
>It's an old house and it's a pretty scratched up fireplace.
JESUS CHRIST YOU KEEP THOSE FIGURES ABOVE A FUCKING FIREPLACE?!!

I really hope the fireplace is vestigial and not actual in use. Even so, it takes some courage to leave figures there.

>>8361364

It's not in use. There isn't anywhere else to put figs in my room really. I'll get some kind of stacky shelfy things to put on top of them maybe. A lot of my figs are quite short and stout so vertical space can be made use of.

>>8361338

How am I a furry? If you're making judgements based on my figs then I'd be more likely to dress up as a robot.

>>8361344

No, it's the Soul of Chogokin one.

There's also an upside down Boss HM-2 in that photo for some reason. Fuck yes.

>>8361338

Also, if I was pretending to be a girl, why would I also claim to be a feminist? If you were to find out I was "really a guy", then it wouldn't really help your case at all. Also, Tokiko knows what I look like.

>>8361384
>Tokiko knows what I look like.
Shitposters of a feather flock together

>>8361384
You have all the incentive in the world to pretend as such. I know full well what you are doing.

>Tokiko knows what I look like.
Yes, becuase he is of the highest moral fiber, and I would invest heavily in anything he says.

oh god stay away from that stalker

>>8361390

>>8361384
>Tokiko knows what I look like

Coal sucked your cock, dude? Thats pretty rad

>2012
>still discussing Tokiko

Take this shit to /a/ god damn.

>>8361396
What's the story behind this picture?

>>8361217
;_;
someone give her a hug

>>8361395
>You have all the incentive in the world to pretend as such. I know full well what you are doing.

Enlighten me.

I'm pretty sure sagefags don't get to talk about "Moral Fiber" too. I know what kind of dudes you tend to be.

The only tripfag who's opinion I respect is Suigin. I don't even know who most of that new scum is.

>>8361409

>>8361384
I know Fukune. Do you know what he did to her? You probably should find out before you let him talk to you.

>>8361408
>WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME HATE YOU? I don't even want to. I tried really hard to not hate you previously, but you just keep making it worse!
I'm quoting what somebody said to Tokiko three weeks ago.

Last time I was at Starbucks: 6 months ago
>give me a large whatever-the-fuck
>sir, we don't have large here, just grande
>well I want a large
>okey.jpg

le epic xD

>>8361409
Go to bed, suigin.

>>8361415

What did he do? I get a feeling I'm not going to like this either way.

I just have a hot chocolate and people watch.

>>8361419
Going to do exactly in a moment. It's 8am in my Argentina.

>>8361430
Whoa whoa, nobody asked for your life story buddy.

Why is this manga so shitty?

>>8361431
My board, my blog. Deal with it, nerd

>>8361437

Because it's extremely pandering and manipulative.

>>8361439
What the fuck did you call me you little punk ass bitch?

>>8361441
Pandering to me just means they're writing things that I like to see. I don't see the issue there.

>>8361442
Why are you impersonating me dork?

>>8361442
NERD. Do you have a problem with that, eh, pussy?

>>8361451
>>8361452
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

>>8361444

I always find it hard to enjoy things like this and characters like Konata and such because, despite how I like the characters, it's always way too obvious and feels underhanded. It makes me not want to buy into it.

Eh, I always just say small/medium/large, they know what I mean just as well as I do. Not sure why they have those different names for the sizes anyways.

But nah, I haven't been that awkward in a coffee place before. Heck there was a checkerboard at a local Starbucks once, so I got my chess set and played chess with a person I knew while we waited for our drinks. It was rather amusing.

>>8361189
Why would any Japanese go to Starbucks when Doutor is so much more superior. Also isnt this joke just stolen from nichijou? not sure who come first though.
No small, tall or grande shit in Doutor.

I liked it better when Nichijou did it.

ITT: OWNED4LYFE

>>8361476
>not sure who come first though.
Nichijou