/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Pretending? In MY /jp/?

Why don't you go and kill superheroes for no good reason somewhere else, Iron Man?

gb2/Bleach, Ironman

your suit could use another shonen-style powerlevel upgrade

>>835129 register
Sorry, I already have my 4chan Gold Account.

>>835129
No.

I'm going to call Magneto. Enjoy your iron coffin, Starks.

Fucking Iron Man, if you were just honest with the Cap'n, none of this would have ever happened!

Guy in metallic suit enetering Gensokyo - never happened.
/thread

...Register for what, exactly?

>>835159

I think he wants all the touhous to register because they're all metahumans, technically.

>>835157
Oh, really...

Guy in metallic suit entering Gensokyo - never happened

>>835157
Wrong version. Keine is the patch job while EX-Keine is the tire change.

>>835166

Youkai aren't human, nor are vampires, nor are kappa, nor are tengu, etc.

OH GOD HOW DID I GET HERE I AM NOT GOOD WITH COMPUTER

>>835174

Metahuman doesn't imply they ever were Human.
It just means they're humanoids with enough power to fuck shit up.

>>835174
Irrelevant. All must register.

>>835184

But Flandre is a dragon, does that mean she's exempt?

>>835188
ALL. MUST. REGISTER.

I'm pretty sure Gensokyo doesn't have a Patriot Act.

Iron Man can't touch most Toehoes anyway. And even if he could, Suika's infinite gourd of sake would keep that damn alcoholic incapacitated.

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE

>>835188

Negative, I'm pretty sure only the government can declare exempts.

>>835196

Tony hasn't been an alcoholic for years.

This ironed man can't even stop time.

Low power level is low.

>>835196
Does Iron Man have night vision?
Because if he doesn't, even Rumia could defeat him.

>>835196

I'm pretty sure he could pull off some of the stage 1-2 and possibly 3 bosses.

>>835205

He has the reality gem. He can do that now.

TONY IS THE GREATEST VILLAIN EVER.

How am I supposed to know what a registration is for? I'm more scared of spears falling. Actually, I'm more afraid of rain. Ah, manjuu aren't scary at all.

>>835201
WITH SCRAPS!

I thought Gensokyo is in (or around) Japan, so fuck your registration PIG AMERICAN.

Go bug the Lunarians, the you got a flag up there right G.I?

>>835211
Wait, wait. Iron Man is a villain?

Next episode of Iron Man

The Invasion of Gensokyo

starring The Hulk
vs Iron Man

in GENSOKYO

FUCK YES
EPIC

>>835214

I never read civil war, but depending on which side everyone fell on, some of the X-men might be able to subdue Flandre.

Yukari is still beyond possible, though.

>>835232
Good luck getting there... sometime this millennium.

>>835232
Now THAT is some grazing!

>>835211
>>He has the reality gem.

so does Sanae

>>835231

Yes.

>>835240
Can Flandre kill Yukari?

>>835240
Flandre goes "kyuu", X-Men go "boom"
Yes, ALL of them. The Touhou universe is simply the most OMFG POWERFUL

Lunarians threw the flag down into Gensokyo.

You ain't gonna take that shit are you?

Wait, you opened the Hakurei border and you DON'T think all humanity is fucked? Way to end the world asshole

>>835251

ITT people who only ever did touhou for their nerd-fix.

You know the completely bullshit stuff touhou pulls for it's powers? X-men's been doing that since the 80s.

Jean Gray could stop Flandre's mystic mind of instant killing.

For reference, I'm pretty sure they gave magneto a lameass interpretation of his power so that it's just like flandre's.

Yukari's untouchable as she can alter the border of death and her own mind freely, however.

Don't worry, first thing of trouble, and Prof X control's Reimu's mind.
end of story, world lives in peace after destroying Gensokyo

>>835251

I don't know, I wouldn't completely throw out the possibility of other fictions having even more recockulous powers, it's just ZUN hands out reality changing powers like it's candy.

OM NOM NOM NOM, THIS IS SOME DELICIOUS DENSITY CONTROL, YOU MUST EAT.

Kaboom!

>>835264
GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!

>>835263
Tenshi vs. Storm MAY be pretty epic.

>>835251

I dunno, Marvel has some pretty ridiculous powers too. Fucking Phoenix bullshit, that Sentry motherfucker who is like a parody/homage of Silver Age Superman or whatever, a whole bunch of reality-warping motherfuckers... I'm way out of the /co/ loop but I wouldn't dismiss those fucks that easily.

Still, no one outhaxes Yukari, so we've got that.

>>835278
That will be Professor Charles Xavier PHD in Permanent Head Damage for you, little lady, now off to your shrine, choppy chop

>>835284
>>MAY

I think you mean would.

>>835263
Yuyuko can simply kill them. I'd say that also makes her untouchable.

>>835141
test

ITT: /co/ and /jp/ combine

>>835312

She'd need to think it faster than her own mind can be assaulted.

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure there's a few X-men immune to the cycle of death.

>>835263

>Jean Gray
>Magneto

Aren't both of these dead again, or haven't I been keeping up? Hard to tell but yeah, that guy was underestimating the shit that Marvel throws out from time to time. Fortunately for the sake of his arguement I'm not sure you can call Jean Grey (at least not in any stable carnation of her) a X-man and Magneto is a villain. Hell, if anything the guy would be all up mutant rights with these bitches.

All arguments aside though, it's hard to top the insanity of Yukari's loosely defined powers of boundary control. Hell, it's even been stated she can affect completely abstract/fictional boundaries. Yukari's powers are retarded.

>>835312

I dunno, depends on how strict the definition of "human" is. Could Yuyuko kill mutants? I don't think this is something that would ever get clarified since there are no X-Men in Gensokyo.

>>835316
/jp/ can combine with /a/, /tg/, /co/ and even /prog/.

>>835286
In the cosmic events, like Annihilation, the least powerful characters included SuperSkrull (all powers of Fantastic 4), the ex-avatars of Galactus (cosmic entity that eats planets)aka they had no power cosmic, and a guy who could control molecules at will for a good amount of range.

>>835321
If you think that then I'm guessing that you haven't played all of Subterranean Animism.

>>835321
Yuyuko killed Mystai, and she's no human.
Also, the dead are immune to states of mind

>>835318

He's talking about a transdimension power level argument shitstorm. It doesn't really matter the state they're currently in.

If logic mattered, Toehoes and X-men wouldn't be fighting in the first place, as they're sealed off in their own little issues.

>>835321
Yuyuko can invoke death on mortals. Mutants or not, they can die sometime.

>>835317
The dead are immune to states of mind

>>835341
Except for Wolverine, whose healing factor has become retarded, and Mr. Immortal.

>>835341
>The dead are immune to states of mind

I'm pretty sure that's only stated as so because they have no mind.

Which wouldn't matter, if Yuyuko still has thoughts, they can be altered.

Not to mention, Yuyuko canonically said she can't kill immortals.

>>835336

Well, they WERE, until Stark started skull fucking the status quo.

>>835342

Mr.Immortal yes, Wolverine...no, he just dies like normal

>>835352
No, not really.
Now he regrows by borrowing meat from the meat dimension, or I don't know the fuck what.

>>835342
I thought Wolverine was immune to physical damage, but vulnerable to psychological damage.
He is vulnerable to insanity. Reisen looks at him, POOF!, problem solved

The only one who could realistically fight Flandre or Yukari is Dr. Strange.

>>835349

I don't even know where to begin with this image.

>>835359
Well, Dr.Strange is just really the strongest wizard on Earth's dimension.

Adam Warlock is a better choice.

>>835263

Nobody who's sane and lurked enough on the internet is going to questionhow retarded Comic book powerlevel is.

Now gtfo of here, don't wanna see your shitty retcon filled bullshit here

>>835358
Not really. His bones are near unbreakable and he regenerates fast. I wouldn't say he's any more vulnerable to "physic" attacks then any normal person however.

Mister Mxyzptlk vs ORT

HEAVEN OR HELL

>>835356

Yuyuko's power doesn't damage you through physical means. It just kills you

Well, this discussion has certainly gotten retarded, it started kind of dumb but somehow it's gotten worse as it's devolved into a pissing contest.

Gensokyo isn't America, even if their barrier was broken the most they'd have to deal with from the Marvel universe is the crappy international interest and dumb problems with the world.

Yukari would look for a way to fix that shit fast and get back into their own hidden existence away from the shit storm that is the Marvel world. Oh yeah, and fuck you Tony Stark.

>>835379
ORT is a non-character, we know next to nothing about it.

>>835359
Soul Gem LOL.
Marisa steals it.

Neurosurgeon vs. the Touhous. Who wins?

>>835379

Ort is mid tier, get out

>>835391
I know who would cost me more money though.

I want to see Suika wrestle the Hulk.

>>835379

Black Knight wielding Rogue as his weapon touches Yukari

What happens?

>>835412

Neither would win going by pure strength. Eventually Suika will just grow and kick the Hulk into the sun or something

>>835424
Actually you just provided the easiest way out, Rogue somehow touches all the touhous, implodes, universe reboots.

>>835444

Her powers don't work when she's dead

Hmmmmmm...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB-QmOsLKSg

They get to the point after about 40 seconds.

>Rogue touches all the Touhous
By running into them and hoping some OMGWTF power doesn't blast her into oblivion?

>>835482

By seducing them.

>>835482

Longshot throws her.
Quantum probabilities are altered.

I'm not big on /co/ lore, is there a marvel character that stops time like Sakuya?

Just wonderin

>>835537

Sway.

Infact, there's about a marvel character for every touhou ability, minus Yukari.

>>835537

Er don't use the whole universe. There are way too many god tier and above god tier characters

Good thing that comics are so shitty only the mentally ill are reading them anyway

>>835537
Well, there is the Time Infinity gem.
If the user is strong enough, it allows total time control.

>>835552

I dunno, Suika and Keine have some crazy loosely defined power sets. Suika isn't just density control in the traditional sense, but also in the abstract sense limited (seemingly) by her imagination alone. Easiest example being how she brings people together during IaMP. Keine's power is just odd because it obviously has limitations, but sounds pretty strong. She can edit history, creating events or concealing them. It's a odd power I don't imagine being copied too much because it's hard to define exactly how it works.

>>835597

Suika I can account for, but I'm not enough of a /co/mrade to know enough of the marvel godbeings to know which one can alter history.

>>835626

Aren't omnipotent beings able to do that anyway

Marvel and DC each have like 9000 each

as much as I hate saying that, /jp/ characters have no chance against the biggest /co/ ones

>>835649

Yukari alone hax them all

>>835649

Don't be so sure.

>>835649

Yukari, at the very least, does. And Yukari alone is enough to handle everything /co/ combined.

But on the whole, yeah, comic books have some insanely ridiculous shit going on.

>>835649
Demonbane could defeat most of them.

>>835661
>>835668
yukari lost a war against the lunarians, so her powers are not that flawless

>>835661

Nah, Yukari is undoubtedly more hax than any /co/ character that I can think of, but there's enough omnipotent /co/ characters that in a clash of them, Nothing Yukari could do could result in a victory.

Only destruction of reality, killing all parties involved.

>>835675
In marvel, you have the One-Above-All.
Who is essentially Marvel.

So the battle manifests in real life, with Marvel taking legal action or something.

>>835698
Then it's Marvel vs Zun and I think we all know who would win

>>835704
Marvel & Zun could have a drinking contest.

>>835698

In some far away reality, Yukari is the marvel pantheon.

This power level argument is the manifestation of their battle.

>>835673

That was just as planned.

>>835704
I dunno, some of the editors in Marvel must be pretty fucking drunk, if you see the shit that gets published.

>>835698

In some far away reality, Yukari is fighting the marvel pantheon.

This power level argument is the manifestation of their battle.

>>835715
The Touhoes are behind BND. That's why all the new villains are females.

>>835715

QUESADA RAGE

>>835727
You obviously missed the bad guy whose primary design motif was doing drugs, while killing people on his way to do so.
Oh, and he constantly adapted to damage or something.

>>835673

That was like a thousand years ago and she threw that fight anyway.

>>835673
>yukari lost a war against the lunarians, so her powers are not that flawless

Yukari purposefully lost the war to keep Earth's youkai in line.

If she intended to win, however...

I don't think we have equal representation.
Someone should point /co/ here.

ITT /co/ entertains us.

The thing that kind of lissed me off about the whole registration act storyline is that the pro-reg side are clearly supposed to be the bad guys, even when some writers try to pretend like they're being fair.

>>835872

"But the people want to see our faces, so we have to!"

"Dude, they just assassinated Cap'n, because you made him reveal his name."

"Lol don't care S.H.I.E.L.D. jail4u.

/co/ WAS HERE
OP IS A LOSER

THE HAXEST

Reimu+Infinity Gauntlet

what happens to both worlds?

Wait. Iron Man is a villain?

>>837367

Civil War took the whole X-men concept to a new level.

>>837367

He was just misunderstood.

>>837367

Yes. Most villainous villain there ever was.

Aha

>>837663