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I bet every Lunarian use those rabbits as sex toys.

>>8350376
Lunar Rabbits, when really gearing up for war, don't actually go out themselves to battle. They use their telepresence to control giant war-machines to fight - the lunarian generals don't want their sex toys to get broken.

Well, broken by anyone but them.

Reisen ran away - not to get away from the endless torment, for that's impossible for their artificially created bodies - but so she could die with some dignity. It's - almost - a shame she was caught again, but I guess only two people using her is better than the entire lunarian military command structure.

>>8350397

Their entire command structure are two moonbitches.

Besides, considering social status of males in Touhou I bet they are safe from dicking. Unless it's futa. But then it's okay.

The Lunar Defense Corps are a copy of the Siesta Sister Corps.

>>8350515
Take at look at this dumb umiunkofags.
Mind check which came first?

>>8350515

It's the other way around.

>>8350397

If average Lunarian looks just half as good as Eirin, Kaguya or Watatsukis then I want to be a moon rabbit and get raped 10 times a day.

>>8350515

PCB came out on 2003

The 3rd episode of Umineko came out on 2008

Were you even trying?

>>8350551
Why PCB and not IN? And wasn't EoSD released in 2003?

Why do moon rabbits pound mochi?

I thought they have crazy tech.

Why do they use such a primitive method?

>>8350575
So that the rabbits can keep their jobs. Economy doesn't makes sense.

>>8350554

It's just an unsuccessful and shamed samefag.

>>8350543
Well have a look at SSiB ch07 onwards and find out.

>>8350579

I think there is simply nothing to do on the moon so they keep doing pointless things.

>>8350646
Like browsing /jp/ all day.

>>8350646
>>8350653
/jp/ is full of moon rabbits? Can we have a meetup thread now?

>/jp/ meetup

>>8350759
Me laying in Reisen's beautiful and soft hair.

>>8350759
>>8350764
Me hugging Reisen's feet.

>>8350759
Me laying on Reisen's leg.

>>8350759
Tewi's leg looks very long.

>>8350575
If the moon rabits aren't working all the time, they might spend the time questioning their positions in the Mooninite hierarchy and plot a revolution.

I wonder how experienced this little slut really is.

Lunar Defense Corps versus Earth Defense Force GO

>>8351001
Those humans are so fucked.

They just don't stand chance against the skilled, well trained Lunarians. I bet the rabbits could bring any man among them them to their knees with just their bare hands.

>>8351027
The Lunarians were scared shitless when the humans first arrived, to be beaten by 1970s astronauts is just pathetic.

Also those uniforms are just blazers, what's so good about them?

>>8351036
I should slap you for that comment about blazers and pleated skirts but I won't.

>>8351036

Lunar "War" started right before IN. So in 2004.

And Reises ran away before it even began because she was a coward.

SSiB showed that humans got raped.

>>8351048
No it didn't, the war started when the humans first arrived on the moon.

>>8351043
>>8351036
Whoops, forgot my pic.

But yeah. They wouldn't be able to stand firm for long. Bunnies'd make em cry out and squeal, and emasculate em.

>>8351043
So what are they then, ZUN?

>>8351065
The bunnies are a bunch of wussies, especially Reisen, the only remotely firm beings on the moon are the Watatsukis.

Humans still countered their asses 40 years ago in whatever alternate scenario ZUN made up, but it's there.

>>8351062

Nope.

Read CiLR.

Reisen ran away after Apollo landing because she's a cowardly retard. Real war started decades later.

I want one of her peaches too.

>>8351097
Eh, no, where does it say that? Are you saying Reisen escaped without reason? She escaped because of the war obviously. The Lunarians also mentioned how strong the humans were, because they hadn't prepapred themselves militarily as much as humans since they never had any threat of their own. Since humans proved more of a trouble than Yukari's army, I'm guessing this has something to do with the whole belief-based existence.

>>8351084
Maybe I'm being too subtle.

The earth defense force would be raped to death. Possibly not literally "to death", but the rest of the sentence holds.

From CiLR:
>For now, all that's happened is the launch of a primitive rocket to the side of the moon closest to them, but we can't afford to be careless.

From Kaguya's profile:
>A few decades have passed since then.
>"These filthy humans are exploiting the power of the moon and trying to build a base here. We've been urging them co-exist peacefully with us, but they never listen. We're up against a wall."
>"We've decided to declare a final war against them."

Seriously, learn your Touhou canon people.

Reisen panicked and ran away after Apollo 11 landing because she's a horrible coward.

Lunar war happened in near future. And humans lost pretty badly.

Moon rabbits are designed for sex, not war.

I really can't imagine living in a civilization full of Reisens, Eirins and Kaguyas.

Raging boner 24/7 guaranteed.

Lunarian males were either castrated or died of overfapping.

>>8351167
The apollo landing was different in ZUN's universe, it wasn't just a landing mission, humans were knowledgeable of the fact that there were aliens in there, Reisen escaped from the war.

I noticed how you didn't put any evidence that says that Reisen escaped without reason other than humans visiting OR humans not having put up a fight of some sorts.

>>8351390
From Kaguya's profile:
>She then said, "humans are invading the moon and it's becoming nearly impossible
>for people of the Moon to live there. These humans stuck a flag on the moon and are
>acting like the moon belongs to them".
That's all that happened.
Humans stuck their flag on the moon, bunnies started gossiping and Udonge fled the moon.

>>8351428
>it's becoming nearly impossible
for people of the Moon to live there.

Gee I wonder.

Remember the original mission? All they did was plant the flag and walk around for an hour or two. And you know that the humans in the ZUNverse know of the aliens' existence, something else happened, like say, the base they built, which is now in ruins.

>>8351497
The base building happened "a few decades" later.

I want some game about the Lunar war.

Something like Battlezone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr2_gH5ixQg

PROTIP: Humans walking on the moon -> impurity

-> weakens lunarians

-> stepping on the moon is an act of war

-> Lunarians are fucking crazy and will declare war on anyone

Reisen was right to get out when she did.

I think America is supposed to have known about the Lunarians, but treating it as an actual full-scale conflict is a bit much, don't you think? I don't think it's much more than what happened in reality.

>>8351497

Reisen simply panicked.

Apollo landing was just like our Apollo landing.

Moonbitches confirmed in in CiLR.

War happened in the future. Touhou happens 20-30 years in the future judging from descriptions given by Renko and Maribel.

>>8351578

Few humans on the moon don't weaken lunarians.

Lots of deaths could create impurities and that would weaken them.

But if they get really pissed Toyohime will simply port to Washington DC and disintegrate it with her fan.

>>8351599
Are we sure? Wasn't the last "flower incident" supposed to coincide with the deaths in WWII 60 years ago?

>>8351599
and maribel's note was found some hundred years before the current era of events.

Don't think gensokyo is precisely synced with the outside world in time.

>>8351608
Touhou happens in real time or at least close to it.
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Gensokyo_Timeline
That timeline was taken directly from the Japanese tohowiki, but don't take it 100% as canon.

bibliotecapleyades dot net /vida_alien/esp_vida_alien_37.htm

>>8351608

They have worldwide peace and prosperity. And normal people can buy a ride around the moon if they are rich enough.

It's obviously few decades in the future.

>>8351629
>And normal people can buy a ride around the moon if they are rich enough.
Can't they already?

>>8351635

No.

You can spend few days in cheap russian capsule if you are a multimillionaire.

>>8351629
I prefer the alternate explanation that Maribel and Renko are, and always have been, fucking stoned out of their gourd.

>>8351646

That also works.

But then lunar war happened in 2004.

>>8351627
where are the twitter feeds that prove this is real