/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I've managed for almost a month.

Don't ask how ;_;

I don't fap to shitty vampires.

One hand on the mouse and the other on my chin. I haven't mastered the no-hands fap technique yet.

>>8349562
Aiming for several years. I want to see how strong my will and psyche is.

This is now my favorite R-18 picture of Rumia. Thank you, OP.

You fap like a demon one day, then the next day you dont need to. Plus it helps that you want to be the little girl, it takes the edge off things. For example.

When I browse /jp/ and I see lolis, I dont just see a piece of meat I want to bone, I see a beautiful creature whos likeness I would like to take on.

I don't jack off to touhous.
PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.

I was (loosely speaking) trying to avoid masturbating for a while but then people were recommending Bishoujo Mangekyou so highly that I had to check it out.

I don't think I'll do it again, though. Rape puts me off.

>>8349580
But they're so deliciously fappable.

>>8349559
...that's not mud.

I was (loosely speaking) trying to avoid masturbating for a while but then people were recommending Bishoujo Mangekyou so highly that I had to check it out.

I don't think I'll do it again, though. Rape puts me off.

It's not easy to not fap on /jp/ with all the delicious tales and pictures of cocks.
I used to be able to take it easy here, but not anymore.
Now i am hard as a rock all the time.

It's been years since I last popped a boner just from browsing an image board.
I guess that's what getting old feels like.
Or maybe it's because I fire up a nukige every few hours

>>8349590
obviously, there is a chocolate sauce bottle in the pic.

whats really disturbing me in that picture is that how they are going to wash all this stuff off the blankets
it will be impossible to sleep in there before they completely change the set.

>>8349605
>wash

Ohh you are so naive.

>>8349605
There's only a small spill near the pillow.

>>8349559
This artist's drawings suffer from a severe case of same-face syndrome.

>>8349605
>He thinks chocolate is going to be the least of their problems when they clean the sheets

Because people don't usually post any kemono bara here.

>>8349605
>Hes so innocent Anonymous, can I eat him? The innocent ones taste the bestest.

>>8349559
I'm too distracted by how much of a pain in the ass cleaning the chocolate syrup out of all of those nice sheets would be.

>>8349632
>>8349638
I dont know about blood but syrup is damn sticky. You get your hairs glued to the pillow, at the very least.

>hershets (?)
>hershits
She's covered in her own poo man, that's hot.

>>8349559
What I want to know is, did she put the chocolate on her self to add flavor to entice her victim? Or is she flavoring her self so that it will transfer to her prey? I would think the latter, you really dont need chocolate when you have a body like that.

>>8349659
That was really dumb, like something a 7 year old would come up with. Reported for underage.

>>8349559
Browse /jp/ in the living room or in the main lobby if you're in an apartment.

>>8349559
I want to lick that chocolate syrup off her!!!

>>8349655
I change my mind. Now the most distracting thing is how disproportionately long her torso is.

>>8349691
Shes a loli. I guess you are new to underage children. I happen to be an expert and I can say, she looks fine.

I've become an archmage and therefore can't even fap to 2D girls anymore.

>>8349693
Really? I want to brush her teeth when shes done. All that chocolate could give her cavities if shes not careful! You should think more about her well-being.

Would you let Rumia eat while you were still alive?

>>8349725
you dont have much freedoom being in a pain shock and that.

>>8349708
she's a youkai. her teeth regenerates just like the rest of her.

>>8349735
Well she can kill you first and then eat you. Let's say she gives you that choice too.

>>8349741
You only get eaten once, might as well experience all there is to it.

>>8349737
How do you know they dont just regenerate after they are removed? She could still get cavities with the teeth she has.

>>8349741
Thats a no brainer
I strongly dislike pain, especially when its combined with mutilation.

>>8349753
he probably meant that bacteria dont eat her teeth at all.
Which rises another question, can youkai have parasites, like lices and such? Should those be some special kinds of youkai parasites, more powerful and vicious ones?

>>8349768
Is it really worth the risk?

>>8349657
I believe that Youkai have whatever body type they have in order to attract their prey of choice. Rumia likes the taste of lolicons, the sauce is just there to accentuate the youthful look.

>>8349741
I would have her break my neck, so that I could watch her eating with out writhing in pain.

This thread is lewd!

>>8349835
Bawwwww.

>>8349835
Now that you mention her, she has a really great design and I would like to wash her bandages.

>>8349835
thread is actually okay, only OP is lewd

>>8349835
Want to see something else lewd?

>>8349835
Teehee, yes it is~ What are you gonna do about it?

I've recently taken to sticking a small piece of duct tape to my large penis to remind me not to fap.

>>8349864
Bandages are the new armpits it would seem.

>>8349860
Yes.

>>8349887
*grabs dick*

>>8349864

Yeah.

And looks like doujin authors love her.

>>8349950
Your lewd sucks.

>>8349985
Deservedly.

>>8349996
Brace for lewdness.

>>8349559
I don't find monsters sexually appealing. Anyone who does is sub-human and a fool.

>>8350052
Thats the whole point of playing touhou.

>>8350052
But you do find 1300 year old women attractive? Thats pretty disgusting.

>>8350052
I cant sexualize her, Cirno and Reimu. Never worked past several years.
what should I do.

>>8350081
Go to a gay bar.

>>8350081
Be proud.

>>8350076
At least she's HUMAN.

>>8350096
Actually shes no longer classified as human. Since drinking the elixir and lived past 100 years shes become a Youkai. Enjoy your stale monster sex and denial. Also welcome to the club!

>>8350096
Humans die. Mokou doesn't.

>>8350096
your neighbor is human, but I bet you dont find her attractive.

>>8350100
>Since drinking the elixir and lived past 100 years shes become a Youkai.
Quit pulling shit out of your ass. That's not how youkaity works.

>>8350108
>Alternatively, it is a common Japanese belief that after a certain amount of time, ordinary objects and animals gain life and personality, becoming a kind of youkai as well. In some cases even a normal human can become a youkai under the right conditions.

>>8350120
"In some cases" doesn't mean "Every time they live past 100 years" (which people can do in the real world). She's specified as a human multiple times in PMiSS.

>>8349562
>>8349565
>>8349565
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WH14hVRSY8

>>8350120
As was the case with Parsee, Alice, and will most likely be with Marisa. Mokou is, and has always been, human. Go read up on your canon.

HUMANITY FUCK YEAH

SUPERIOR GENETICS

>>8350129
Actually its specified that she was originally human. It doesn't just say, shes human or currently human.

The wiki means that under normal circumstances humans die. Under special circumstances they become something else, such as an immortal.

>>8350134
>Parsee, Alice, and will most likely be with Marisa.
Just like Byakuren is human AM I RITE GAIS

>>8350149
Just go and read up on your canon, why don't you? You're not impressing anyone with your ignorance.

>>8350147
>She is human, but they say she never ages and cannot be destroyed.
>Because she's human...

Less blatantly:
>It's said that humans can only achieve immortality by becoming a celestial, but somehow she has managed to become immortal through other means.
>She may be immortal, but since she's not a celestial, her way of thinking is similar to most humans.

You're really fooling yourself at this point.

>>8350166
And now she is an extraordinary human. Don't be stupid.

>>8350159
>Formerly an ordinary human, Fujiwara no Mokou

You're all idiots. I know a human when I see one, and Mokou is as human as they get.

>>8350168
>Formerly

1300 years old, shoots fire. Sure sounds like a human, she reminds me of my grandma.

>>8350168
does extraordindary mean she is more ordinary than other people?

>>8350183
extra-
a prefix meaning “outside,” “beyond,” freely used as an English formative: extrajudicial; extraterritorial; extra-atmospheric.

Going by this, Mokou is a human beyond humans. A super-human, if you will. She's more human than ordinary humans.

>>8350200
That reminds me of how supernatural differs from natural.

>>8350200
>beyond
>outside

That would mean shes not human. Humans = 1, 1 + 1 = 2. 1!=2.

>>8350217
I replace my computer with a newer and better model. It's not the same computer but it's still a fucking computer.

>>8350217
Human = 1
Mokou = 2
2 = 1*2
That means she's twice as human.

>>8350230
so every entity better and more functional than plain human which still looks like human will be the same as human? Like, you know, youkai in gensokyo

>>8350245
Youkai are a separate special. There's a very profound difference between the two. All that glitters is not gold. Not everything that looks human is a human.
Mokou, however, is one.

>>8350245
Fair point. Whatever I don't particularly care about this.

>>8350235
>Human = 1
>Mokou = 2
>1!=2
So you are admitting that Mokou and Humans are separate now. Because you just gave them different values. Well im glad you finally came to your senses. Also by multiplying them, you are implying that you would make new Mokous by impregnating her, its not confirmed if you get immortal fire shooting youkai or not, or even if Mokou can get pregnant. Better not venture there.

>>8350264
ಠ_ಠ
Just... go and fucking read your canon, please. Then try and make an argument. One that makes SENSE for a change.

>>8350279
>ಠ_ಠ

>>8350254
that reminds me of a quarrel between FF fan and Warhammer 40k fan.
Warhammer fan blamed jrpgs for having unreasonable huge swords and ridiculous outfits, and got told about power levels and bulky equipments in Warhammer. He said its absolutely legitimate in wh40k because of explanations given through detailed lore (power implants, genetics etc).

In other words, people in the thread are ignoring technical lore part, because you are ignoring perceptional part or the picture.

>>8350279
I already read the canon and quoted pieces from both her and general Youkai, shes formally a human. I even tried breaking it down logically for you but you are a fucking moron. You are helpless.

>>8350287
So do you also believe that Kaguya, Eirin and all other Lunarians are not humans?

>>8350287
And you can't even partake in a debate without resorting to insults. Good job, partner. You're real mature.

>>8350301
They are neither humans nor earthlings, just lunarians

>>8350302
Its not my problem you are an idiot. By your reasoning, Youmu is a human, Yuyuko is a human and the Scarlets are human.

>>8350331
Except that it's never stated in canon that any of those are currently humans. Whereas it very much is for Mokou.

>>8350331
people are mostly using them for pornographic purposes, so having a vagina is the only thing you need to look like a human.

>>8350336
>Except that it's never stated in canon that any of those are currently humans.

Imagine that, it says the same thing for Mokou.

>>8350341
Are you blind? Name one place it does that. Bonus points for not misinterpreting statements from the wikia, of all things.

>>8350346
Post the part where it states that she is currently human.

>>8350348
I already did.
>>8350159

Thanks to this thread, I masturbated for the third time.

>>8350356
You forgot the part where it says "Formally" human. The thing about quots is, you cant just leave out things to fit your argument.

Well, if you guys wanna get technical, she's a Hourai being, but that means she's still human. Kaguya and Eirin are technically "humans" too.

>>8350360
Eww gross dude, you touched your penis and stuff?

>>8350363
Something some shithead wrote on the Touhou -Wikia- doesn't hold the same amount of weight as something written by ZUN. And it doesn't even say -formerly- human, it says formerly ordinary human. Implying she is no longer ordinary, but not necessarily saying she's no longer human.
Just stop.

>>8350369
I guess Hermits are humans now as well. Celestials are classified as hermits, I guess Tenshi is a human to.

>>8350373
>uses the wiki as his foundation for "canon"
>wiki betrays him
>Now says wiki is no longer valid.

You are really making a fool of your self. You should stop, your trip is taking a beating.

>>8350369

Lunarian is not the same as human, though they are similar.

>>8350331
>By your reasoning, Youmu is a human, Yuyuko is a human and the Scarlets are human.

Youmu is half-human.

Yuyuko was a human, then she died. Neither corpses nor ghosts are considered human.

Remilia and Flandre are vampires. Their origins are unknown. Maybe they were once humans, maybe not.

>>8350328
Eirin was involved in the foundation the the lunar capital. She was born on earth (= as an earthling).

>>8350379
I said it's from Perfect Memento in Strict Sense, do you have any reading comprehension at all?

I'm up in this thread and I'm not reading shit, but why are you guys having this argument?

http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Fujiwara_no_Mokou
>Huziwara no Mokou
>Species: Human

What's so hard to understand?

>>8350348
PMISS on Huziwara no Mokou:
>She is human, but they say she never ages and cannot be destroyed. Because she has lived for so long, she has learned various magics, and can be said to be on equal footing with youkai.
>Because she's human she exterminates youkai, but she treats them lightly, and primarily rescues lost humans from the youkai.

Mokou is a human. Deal w/it, monsterfuckers.

>Because she's human she exterminates youkai
She's the best there is.

>>8350379
Hahaha, how about you read some canon material first? You sound pretty clueless.

>>8350383
I read once that Vampires were humans that the Lunerarians transformed. Id hardly say that a little operation is enough to make them a new being, They are also humans now.

Death is just a new form, Is hardly say the state of being a ghost is enough to make someone less human.

Fuck yeah, everyone is becoming humans!

Mokou is as human as Marisa, Reimu and Sakuya are. Having special powers does not instantly turn you into something else.

>>8350392
>lunarians

I've got a better question. If Lunarians attacked Earth, who would win?

captcha:
>Thistsp Chen
I suppose, captcha. I suppose.

>>8350403

>powerlevels

>>8350403
Oh no, nigger, you didn't just go there.

I'm out, this thread is about to explode soon.

>>8350387
Ohh, I didnt know Zun writes in English. Id hardly say translations are wroth calling Canon. Sounds as viable as the Wiki.

I can do this all days guys.

>>8350403
10000 space marines vs 50000 lunarians?

>>8350371
Yes I did, I choked that fucker with both hands until he went limp.

Why are we dredging up the racial differences now. All Touhous look like girls with silly outfits, silly hats, silly accessories. And some of them happen to have more power than others.

>>8350403

Earth, of course. Technology>Magic.

Okay, I admit I didn't read the thread, but really.
...how the fuck did a thread about not masturbating turn into this powerlevel faggotry? Out, all of you.

>>8350411
Stop embarrassing yourself.

>>8350403
USA USA USA

>>8350411

But that's wrong, most translations are alright.

>>8350426

We were discussing if Mokou is a human or not, the powerlevel faggotry came later.

>>8350427
Im not the one going around calling Youkai humans.

>>8350411
>彼女は人間だが、
However, reading the article, you see that Akyuu has no fucking idea what she's talking about.

>>8350429
Oh God

>>8350403
That depends on whether they have access to our ACS modules.

>>8350411
>彼女は人間だが、老いる事も滅ぶ事も無い躰を持っているという。
>人間故に妖怪に狙われる事もあるが軽くあしらう程強く、迷い込んだ人
間を妖怪から救っている。

>>8350431
Wait, wait, wait, wait,

Mokou is a youkai? Where did YOU get that from?

>>8350430

And how the fuck would you know that, seeing as you can't read the original? The translators could make up any shit and you'd swallow it. And as an actually moon-literate, let me tell you that they often do.

...I was expecting more rumia

>>8350448

Only 3 days until Rumia day, have some patience.

>>8350445
>as an actually moon-literate, let me tell you that they often do.

Translate this then, from the wiki:

エキストラボス　蓬莱の人の形
　　藤原　妹紅（ふじわらのもこう）
　　種族：人間
　　能力：老いる事も死ぬ事も無い程度の能力
　　蓬莱の薬を服用し、ずっと生き続けている人間。

>>8350453
>from the wiki

Ohh, taking information from the wiki again? I thought it was all misinformed garbage. Jesus you guys just cant get your shit straight.

>>8350453
Oh, translate this, too:

非想非非想天の娘
　　比那名居　天子（ひななゐ　てんし）
　　種族：天人くずれ
　　　天界に棲む不良天人。

>>8350460
Ok, translate THIS, taken directly from ZUN's official profile from the TH9 readme:


藤原　妹紅（ふじわらのもこう）
　　種族：人間
　　能力：老いる事も死ぬ事も無い程度の能力
　　蓬莱の薬を服用し、ずっと生き続けている人間。
　　大昔、まだ不老不死ではなかった頃、彼女は貴族の父を持つ娘だった。

　　ただその存在は隠されており、余り望まれた子では無かったようであ
　　る。そんなある日、父はある身分の低い娘に求婚して、難題を吹っか
　　けられ恥をかかされたという。その娘が輝夜である。

>>8350461
>>8350453
How about this, since the wiki contains nothing but false information and all the information says that Mokou isnt human and thus your arguments are all shot down. You better go get your transcripts directly from the game. If they are not in the game, better write to Zun and have him send you a copy of his statements originals.

>>8350460
This is text from the manual.

>>8350464
Sister Red Fujiwara (Fujiwara this also).
Race: Human
Capacity: The ability to never die also about growing old
Penglai taking drugs, people are always alive.
Ancient, in immortality was still around, she was the daughter of a noble family with a father.

But its presence is hidden, there is much wanted a child did not seem
File. One day, my father and daughter lowly suitor there, blow the challenge Coupling
The shame of being associated Kakasa. Their daughter is a bright night.


Yeah? Whats your point?

>>8350464
>>8350467
You guys should be able to spot a troll, but whatever.

I bet now he's gonna go "haha, I was trolling you guys the whole time"

>>8350406
Lunarians realized that "impurity" causes them to die of old age. In order to increase their lifespans, they collected the impurities from the moon and dumped it on Earth. These impurities caused grotesque mutations of both humans, animals and even inanimate objects or corpses. These mutated being were then called youkai and I made all that shit up.

>>8350464
Wait. I posted the wrong thing.

THIS from TH9 manual.

半人半霊の半人前　　魂魄 妖夢（こんぱく ようむ）
　　人間と幽霊のハーフさん。
　　冥界にある白玉楼の庭師。剣術を扱う程度の能力を持つ。
　　本来はお嬢様の剣の指南役である。
　　　幻想郷は花でいっぱいであることを知り、ちょっと様子を見に出てき
た。花に隠れて幽霊も多くなっていることに気付いたが、取りあえず見て
見ぬふりをしていた。

>>8350434
Okay, but that still doesn't explain how you got to discussing Mokou's humanity from a thread about not masturbating.
But seriously, guys, take it easy, will ya?

>>8350476
>Sister Red Fujiwara
that's badass

>translate this
>translate this
>translate this

How about you learn the fucking language already, instead. That's some real baby-level Japanese right there, any moron with some basic grammar knowledge and rikaichan could solve that. Do you want your diaper changed, too?

>opinions, opinions everywhere

>>8350480
>>8350476
Because it says on the 2nd/3rd line that Mokou is a human on the official profile, dickass. We can read it, can you?

(also it says Tenshi is a failure and Youmu is ms half ghost)

>>8350485
It also says that Tenshi is a hermit because shes a celestial. Species is a generalized classification.

>>8350476
>Sister Red Fujiwara (Fujiwara this also).
>Race: Human

>Race: Human
>Human

The argument was ZUN saying she's human.

>>8350479
not as badass as Cat phosphorus flame or Maru incident life sentence

>>8350491
>Tenshi hermit
種族：天人くずれ
I don't think this says what you think it does.

>>8350491
Except Tenshi and her family did not become Celestials (not in the usual sense) because they got invited to heaven thanks to LOL CONNECTIONS.

Yeah, it's politics. Tenshi is a celestial only on paper. Otherwise, she's a human with a degree of special power. What's more, her entire story in the games stems from the fact. She finds heaven boring: something that other Celestials can't possibly do, due to being, you know, Celestials. Celestials don't get bored, it's a zen thing, man.

>>8350485
It lists Momjij as a white wolf Tengu, I guess that means shes not a Youkai.

>>8350497
Ohh so Tenshi is a human now. Do humans normally control rocks?

>It also says that Tenshi is a hermit because shes a celestial. Species is a generalized classification.
All of the other individuals aren't classified as human, though, apart from Sanae, Reimu, Marisa and Sakuya. Therefore, even if it's a broad category, that category is still "human" and not "youkai".

>>8350502
>human with a degree of special power.
Try harder.

>>8350509
>>8350502
As I said, it's a zen thing. Don't mess with it, people.

>>8350504
You're pretending to be dumb, aren't you?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu

>>8350504
Ah, but tengu are youkai, as stated in PMISS.

天狗

山に棲む神格化された妖怪である。

See?

>>8350504
>lists Mokou as human
>lists Momjij as white wolf Tengu,
>I guess that means shes not a Youkai.

White wolf tengu ⊂ tengu ⊂youkai
human ∩ tengu = {}

>this fucking thread

>>8350513
But Hermits are humans. Celestial are hermits. Ghosts were humans, vampires were humans.

But your reasoning, everyone in Gensokyo is a human. Hell Yukari is a human because according to genetics, all animals share a common ancestor. If you go by Gensokyo ancestry, all creature are dragons because they were made by the dragon god.

There you have it, everyone is a dragon or human, take your pick.

C¨mon /jp/... this could have been delicious Rumia thread, but you must start bitching about Mukou being human...

This fucking thread.
I wish I can hate all of you to death right now. Or at least spambomb the shit out of this thread so it reaches autosage faster. Fuck.
Just... just get out. Please. Take your fucking canonfaggotry bickering to /bun/ or something.

>>8350539
IIRC, humans (or at least the Japanese) are descendents of Amaterasu.

And isn't hermit more of a vocation than a race?

>>8350552
You really think this thread is going to be here long enough to auto sage? Ohh wow. I think you need to place a place on line with the morons that think Mokou is still a human.

>>8350539
Youkai (with the exception of those that explicitly are just changed humans, like Parsee [a hashihime] or Alice [as stated in her profile]) are not born. They come into being as antropomorphic personifications of human fears. They're pretty much the same thing as the Grim Reaper in western societies. Take Rumia, for instance, who is a representation of the fear of dark.

Give me one good reason to not delete this thread right now.

>>8350557
>place a place

Feel free.

>>8350552
yeh this could hav e been a great lwed touhuo thread :-(

>>8350571
>:-(
You know where the door is.

I guess I'll just fucking fap myself to death.
Thanks, assholes.

>>8350592
For some reason I imagined a guy with multiple butts, which feel so good when he masturbates with them that he can't stop himself from doing so.

>>8350403

Toyohime could solo Earth.

I don't fap to pictures. Never.

>>8350564
you are not mod

>>8350614
He could be the OP though.

>>8350618
ahhhh right...

may I know the artist of the Op pic?

>>8350638
/jp/ - Spoonfeeding/General

>>8350638
IQDB you newfag.

>>8350638
Google "4chan sauce greasemonkey"