/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Trips are for losers.
Tokiko 4 lyfe nigga

God DAMN just look at DAT ASS

I love me a subtle rump.

>>8344567
who in TARNATION are you?

I resolve arguments in a mature manner when I actually care about them, and otherwise I act like a shithead. That good enough?

FUCK yeah!!!11

Hello anonymous-san!

>>8344581
We've had this a few times already.

>>8344573
Now this I like.

>>8344581
>>8344573
What the DICK do you think you're doing?

I can't wait to spend the rest of the year with you guys :-)

I'm a shit posting avatar fag. Desu kawaii. Can I join?

>>8344563

>>8344596
only if you use the original sprites my kawaii friend

My name doesn't show up for some reason.

>>8344605
If your tripcode has two #s in it, it'll turn into a secure trip and won't work :-(
However I believe you can replace it with something (A Yen symbol?) and it'll work as you expect :-)

Guess my gimmick.

>>8344624
You posts images of casts and hate unvirgins.

>>8344624
You're a cat enthusiast of 30 years or older.

>>8344628
>>8344627
There's some bright lads.

>>8344620
what won't work XDDDDDDDDD

>>8344624
> !/aPzExRzGw
I read this as "Aspergers" at first :-D

>>8344639
My arch-nemesis >:-(

take care of me guys

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Oh, hey guys, what's this all about? There's a picture of Tokiko in the OP, this has to be a good thread.

There's no such thing as a tripfriend. There's only tripfags.

>>8344660
That's called self-hatered or cock sucking.

>>8344661
Get out, only tripfags allowed.

>>8344661
`You' have already posted, mister >:-(

>>8344667
Does #barf work?

>>8344665
No, it's called not taking yourself too seriously. You should probably... not take things so seriously.

>>8344670
This one is trying to rebel aganst the Tokiko hivemind.
I will have to report you.

gotta test

baember WORSE

onSAub following>>8344687

HELL Yes

>>8344702
> !HELLesY
You made a typo in your tripcode ;-)

>>8344714
you bet AS HELL I did

>>8344563
Why would I need a tripcode when I can cryptosign my posts?

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>>8344671
jp's best tripfag that isn't zun!bar or a famous comiket uploader

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>>8344760

>>8344769
Wow he totally ripped off Scott Steіner.
Suigintou was one of the worst /g/ tripfags anyway.

>>8344760
because now we need to somehow get your public key to verify your posts.

who NEET here?

I got your references right here, buddy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaaZsBxWeiQ

Smalltime bastards, why I ought to rape all of you

>>8344794
We NEET here

Anyways, >>8344563, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed
mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>8344563, should just stick with today's special.

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>>8344912
SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO! SU-DO!

>>8344811
I wouldn't mind an Adachi tripfag around here to spice things up, as long as he doesn't create shit threads and actually acts like Adachi.

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>>8344934
>Please enter your password:
>password failed. No sudo privilages given.

>>8344955

>>8345088
Good luck with that, champ.

>>8345070
>>8344948
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>>8344894
Once again posting screencaps. Once again reported.

>>8345095
Good luck with reporting? It's not exactly something that needs luck. You click a button and type in the captcha.

Do you have trouble with captchas or something? Is every post you make some kind of trial against the odds?

>>8345088
Stop shitposting!

>>8345098
I meant "good luck" with your report having any effect other than the thread being deleted, which it would've been even if I hadn't posted in it.

>>8345108
Hey I like Sakura you asshole.

>>8344563
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>>8345088
So totes bangin

>>8345117
Nothing wrong with the thread though. It's you.

I'ts not like I used this code just for you or anything!

I can't help it, because my tripcodes are moving on their own. I love you guys.

>>8345108
That's funny, I've posted in dozens of threads with "Reported" and I haven't been banned.
Good try at making up the rules, though, you might have convinced maybe one or two people at best.

>>8345143
Just because it is against the rules doesn't mean you will be banned for it retard.

>>8345155
Wow, you seriously are retarded, aren't you?

You're officially stating that going against rules means there is no punishment waiting for you.

So why even state that it is a rule.
Holy fuck are you guys retarded, you're not even posting ironically anymore, are you, you seriously belive this shit you're spouting, don't you?

>>8345131

>>8345143
I've posted Yukko in dozens of threads and haven't been banned for it, either.

Gay and hypocrisy hate here.

>>8345143
Same here.

>>8345168
You were banned for it a month ago.

>>8345165
But he is right, even for RL.
It is not like we are playing Oblivion.

>>8345190
I was banned for annoying the mod who happened to be posting in the same thread.

>>8345165
They've gone the way of !bar.

Every so often, I volunteer in my city’s Children’s Hospital and provide some youthful fun to the young kids there. A while ago, I developed a good friendship with this ten year old girl named Sarah. She’s simply adorable, but she was fighting cancer. She’s a First Nations girl, and her parents gave her up, essentially not wanting to deal with her intensive care. When she hasn’t been in the hospital, she’s been in an orphanage. I came to be something of a big brother to her, and she was another little sister to me. We’d tell each other jokes, play games, and talk about what happened that day.

One day, I asked her if she could keep a very important secret. She eagerly said “Of course!” I told her I was a brony. She laughed so hard, people in the wing turned to look at us and ask what was so funny. True to her word, she replied with the usual “nothing”. She told me she had never seen the show and couldn’t understand how I, a guy twice her age, could like a girl’s show. So I did the only thing I could think of; bring my laptop to the hospital and watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic with her.

We watched all the episodes together, and discussed our favourite ponies. I couldn’t help but be rather somber when she told who her favourite was. Sarah’s favourite pony is Pinkie Pie, and let me tell you why. Sarah told me that Pinkie Pie was her favourite because she helped her face her fear of dying. Pinkie taught her to laugh when she was afraid or sad, and to always keep your chin up when you’re feeling down. It was her birthday about a month ago, so I bought her a Pinkie Pie pony from Toys ‘R Us (I got so many weird looks in the store). She was feeling really sick that day (from chemo), but her face lit up when she opened the box to see a brand new Pinkie Pie. Her Pinkie Pie, to help keep her safe and happy. She told me it was the best gift she had ever gotten in her entire life.

>>8345165
>10. No spamming or flooding of any kind.

http://www.4chan.org/rules

The last time I saw her was six days ago, just a few days before my birthday. She had been getting worse with each month, but she was always happy to get a visit from me. This time was different. She was hooked up to more equipment that usual, and couldn’t even sit up. She gave me an early birthday card, which had a hand drawn Fluttershy inside. She also gave me a balloon she had received from an orderly. I asked her how she and Pinkie Pie were doing and she just smiled weakly at me and said that they were doing great, even though she knew she was getting worse. I told her I would come visit her on Monday for Halloween and give her some candy if she could stomach it. She smiled again, and said she looked forward to seeing all the costumes around the hospital.

I got a call today that I knew would come, but had always dreaded. Sarah had passed away. When I got off work, I just sorta stumbled around in a daze, got on the bus to the hospital, and practically sleepwalked into the hospital. I finally came to Sarah’s room, which was now empty. No more Sarah. The bed had been made, and most of the medical equipment moved. I wondered if I had entered the wrong room, but I knew it was the right one. As I walked out holding back tears, a nurse called out to me. “Excuse me sir, are you Anon?” I told her I was and she told me heavily that Sarah had passed away. I told her that I was aware, but had hoped to say goodbye at least. The nurse then brought me to her desk telling me that Sarah had left me something.

I saw Sarah’s Pinkie Pie lying there on the desk.

The nurse told me that shortly before Sarah died, she asked her if I had stopped by and referred to me as her brother. Sarah told her I was indeed her brother, but that I was going to see her on Halloween. Sarah passed away with Pinkie Pie in her hand, and the nurse said it felt right that I should have it as a memento.

I’ve rarely cried so hard in my life.

I’m looking at her Pinkie Pie right now, looking back at me. It’s comforting to know that this pink little pony helped get this girl through something I cannot even begin to understand or know how to deal with. All I ask, is that when you all are out trick or treating or partying on Halloween, please do so in honour of Sarah. She wasn’t a sister by blood, but she was my sister in spirit, and ponies have helped us in the darkest of times.

Love and tolerance.

>>8345215
What were you posting that made him get annoyed?

Me~

I am actually originally from /gee/
but it is such a bad board
that it repelled me...

hi /jp/! ^^

>>8345234
You were a shitposter on /g/ and you're a shitposter on /jp/.

>>8345229
Something he didn't care for.

>>8345234
hi ^^
lets post cute pictures together :)

>>8345228
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>>8345219
>Hillbilly Mutt 20 is an existentialist armageddon.

>>8345249
^^

>>8345228
>>8345223
>>8345217

that's some heavy stuff
that's some heavy stuff man

>>8345245
I'm guessing it was your anime screencaps. You don't post anything else anyway.

>>8345278
That's where you're wrong, friend. I just directed somewhere where to buy anime figures in another thread a few minutes ago. I only post anime in off-topic threads.

>>8345295
I saw that thread and I agree with the first replier's sentiments.
Don't spoon feed, Sudo-kun!

>>8345304
I was just being helpful!

>>8345295
You posted a link. There was nothing in the post other than a single link. Give yourself a pat on the back for making such a thoughtful and high quality post.

That was sarcasm.

Thank god Sudo managed to derail this awful thread

does milky holmes count as otaku culture?

>>8345324
The OP asked where to buy cheap anime figures, and I replied with the best place to buy cheap anime figures.

>>8345333
MH is always related!

>>8345335
I didn't ask what you did. I can see just fine.

>>8345333
Lewd Sheryl is otaku culture.

>>8345346
What's the problem, then?

>>8345333
ero shitteru ka?

>>8345359
>Sexualizing Milky Holmes
Eww fuck you, filtered.

>>8345373
But lewd Milky Holmes are so delicious.

>>8345392
Did someone say lewd ?

>>8345373
oops

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>>8345403
That god-damned slut.

>>8345413
>>8345431
I only have lewd Sheryl images left.