/jp/ - Otaku Culture

People who enjoy flat chests are intellectually superior, and I'll explain why.

Your average male imbecile will chase after a woman who has a gigantic chest because at the time it's looks appealing. The woman in question in more than likely young in age and hasn't descended into middle are or pregnancy. With their poor outlook to the future, they don't see that in years to come after gravity takes over and childbirth does it's thing, their chest will be saggy and unappealing.

Now flat chests in general look distinguished right off the bat. It provides more maneuverability during such rigorous things like coitus, yet they're still big enough to attract the opposite sex and provide males with what their innate nature longs for. What's more, during middle age and pregnancy they're expected to grow ever so slightly (more so during pregnancy), where in gravity will not take it's effects as harshly when compared to someone who has a large chest to begin with and they'll eventually turn into a perfect size between an a/b cup after all is done and said. Those who enjoy flat chests now subconsciously know that in the future someone with a flat chest will end up looking better than one who has a large chest, physically speaking.

Flat chest superiority.

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>>>/soc/
>>>/r9k/

Reported.

Let's find a solution for both parties:

Use one of your deleted threads on the archive and stop making this again and again. This way you can have your offtopic thread, technically outside /jp/ and without spam too.

Spammers don't even care about this board. They live for threads like these (note they're not posting in the genuinely rule-breaking threads, like the "tripfriend" or NSFW pubic hair thread).
Just keep on truckin', OP.

The OP is not a good poster. I already spend time with /jp/, why do I need to spend more time with you guys? I already know all of your secrets and your tastes so why would knowing you in real life make a fucking difference?

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>>8345206
It's not off-topic! It's a spin on NEET/hikikomori threads. I didn't see you complaining in the MMO or gamer friend code threads.

Anyway I want to have this thread on /jp/ itself BECAUSE it's /jp/-related and aimed at /jp/ers. I guess I'll just keep trying.

>>8345210
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This

OP, stop posting this thread, at least in the current state /jp/ is in anyway, there's little point. If you are actually posting this with honest intent then wait a couple of weeks and try again when the spam finally cools down.

All making this thread over and over is going to do is attract more spam posts, so the best thing you can do is delete this thread and wait like I said.

Babby's first fucking stereotyped mainstream sell-out garbage autismal mediocre low-budget casual low-powerlevel ADHD hardsubs streamfag hyped spoon-fed otaku-pandering objectively bad aspie haremshit overrated DEEP deconstruction NTR cliche trope-filled generic ANGST mary sue underage escapist self-insert PLOT armor beta MC shonen edgy teenager gratuitous shock-value gore broken-powerlevels moeshit corporate product placement weeaboo kawaii uguu~ fetishist suspension of disbelief random asspulls garbage slutty waifu sakurafish Gainax bouncing fanservice NEET-pandering downs syndrome filler arcs beach onsen vapid 4kids dubbed censored episodes WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS cutout sameface 1-dimensional yaoi fujoshitbait characters shipperfag yuri tsundere fanwank braindead insulting and poorly written rushed and atrocious inconsistent convoluted vocaloid pedoshit last-place-on-sale-charts nolstagia googles grimDERP nico-nico 2ch otaku-pandering suffering porn ahegao face consumerist kiddy casual pretentious failed experimental anti-USA nanking-rape denying trainwreck watered-down plothole-ridden homoshit Evangelion wannabe hollywood rip-off unoriginal yandere RAPE RAPE RAPE lol so randum/b/ xD uninteresting anticlimactic DROPPED shallow haircut character development cancerous butchered DEEN QUALITY 8 frames per second mouthflapping powerpoint slideshow outsourced korean putrid soulless CG animation photoshop-filter backgrounds poorly done adaptation hipster entry-level timeskip forced drama cop-out power of friendship deus ex machina predictable tearjerker TWEEST BONES original shit ending with circlejerking delusional and easily trollable flavor of the month general threads imagedumps tripfaggotry sadpanda.jpg vlcsnap shitkaku 4:3 14 inches CRT Mac monitor arrogant retarded Guy Fawkes mask facebook protests cosplayer dubs-obsessed fanbase that's killing the industry.

Go back to fucking GAIA/MAL/ANN.

>>8345222
Yep, you're a troll alright.
Piss for the piss thread.

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France
Anime, video games
http://steamcommunity.com/id/dongballs
OHAIYOMINNA@live.com

>>8345206
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>>8345258
> 5. All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed.

>>8345262
> dongballs
Where do I recognize you from?

I hate weeaboos. I don’t conisder myself a weeaboo, I’m actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I’m

studying japanese, japanese history and I’m following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use them

all the time, kawaai baka DESU NE MOTHERFUCKER. I’m actually trying to become Japanese for real unlike all these faker wees. FUCK YOU WEEABOOS

So my question is, how good are my chances of becoming Japanese for real?

>>8345262
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Only shitposters and attention whores are actually posting their contact information. Incidentally, they can all be found easily outside of /jp/. Coincidence? I think not.

>>8345265
Offtopic

>>8345277
Here's a list of even worse front page threads you can spam:
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I'm pretty sure that your strategy is working wonders, OP.
If you REALLY want to make a thread like this, try making it during late night, the people in /jp/ then might be more tolerant. I'm sure it will flop about as badly, though.

>>8345284
> /jp/ is 4chan's board for everything otaku!
Otakus hanging out seems pretty otaku to me. It's a grey area at best, whereas you're unquestionably breaking at least three rules.

>>8345268
It's not the first time I post my steam ID.

>>8345275
Blame it on steam sales, also I've been mostly playing on my PS3 these past weeks.

>>8345287
Believe it or not, your is worse than any of these. You are actually trying to alienate board culture and pretend /soc/ threads are ontopic.

>>8345290
Get out of /jp/.

>>8345299
Are NEET/hikikomori threads on-topic?

>>8345308
No, stop trying.

>>8345308
Barely. Meetups, hooking up and exchanging contact info are not, though. How hard is this to get through your thick skull?

no.

>>8345314
Well moot disagrees.

This thread would have been on page 2 by now if nobody was spamming it.

Please do not reply to OP's questions. He doesn't care that his thread is offtopic, he will use every and any logical fallacy and rule loophole to have his way, just like a child, because he's sex starved.

OP, fuck off to /soc/, go make a nerd hookup thread or something.

>>8345330
Not really. OP would have samefagged to keep it on the frontpage and pretend his "experiment" is "working".

>>8345334
> he will use every and any logical fallacy and rule loophole to have his way, just like a child, because he's sex starved.
It's funny because you're using...I don't even know what this is called. But it's silly.

>>8345330
Oh I agree. I said this earlier. I would have been happy to accept it as a failed experiment if people hadn't insisted on playing internet soldiers. It's a shame people can't ignore things they don't like.
Even if you think this is the most horrifically rule-breaking, off-topic, shittiest thread ever, just report it and move on.

>>8345338
I have no reason to. This is a sincere thread. Nobody gets anything out of it if it's just me posting.

>>8345341
Why don't you have the courtesy to delete it instead, since it's not working?

>>8345341
and here we have the op admitting their thread is rulebreaking

Can't believe it took this long.

Age: 9
Location: Kyoto, Japan
Interests: Touhou, anime, eroge
Contact Info: uguuchan (Skype)

>>8345353
It did work! Go check the first thread. The only reason it isn't working now is because people are spamming it and having meta arguments. I was hoping for one of the following:
1. People find it, have a little chat, it's friendly and cosy and people who dislike it ignore it (which is why I included the spoiler disclaimer).
2. Nobody likes it, the thread goes ignored (maybe one or two flames) and it dies. Then I forget about it and never post it again.
Since neither of these happened, I'm going to keep trying because I think it's a good idea (or else I wouldn't have posted it).

I'm a 4chan level otaku. I don't talk with you chumps in anime club, I don't read your "anime magazine" with new releases I saw two years ago. I don't need to go to a club full of fat smelly people to watch Full Metal Alchemist all over again. I've got fuckin' live feed torrents of the newest animes you haven't even hear of, and figures from said anime being shipped to my house so I can masturbate on them. Go read your "yowie" on fanfiction.net, I'm downloading loli dojinshi and reading the fucking raws.
You keep wearing your naruto headbands and shit, socializing with your weeaboo friends. I'll be walking by, Anonymous. You'll never know that the master of anime had passed you by, because I suppress my power level.

It's like Satorin all over again.

>>8345381

You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

>>8345381
>I'm a 4chan level otaku.
You're a 4chan level otaku, you say? Hrmph. I am a 2channel level otaku, and you are as far beneath me as narutards are beneath you. Think you're pretty hot with your torrents? My satellite dish is pulling down the latest shows while they air from motherfucking SPACE. By the time you even see the OP I've already fapped and smoked a cigarette. And the latest moeblob you fell in love with this season? Three years ago I played the game the show's based, got the secret harem ending, and came on her face. And her friends' faces. All at the same time. Twice. You keep waiting for your precious torrents. I'll be standing in line at Comiket, getting the real deal from the artist himself.

Age: 38
Location: USA
Interests: Touhou
Contact Info: sage

this has been done before OP, you just need to word your thread differently to avoid the flamers. play it from the lonely NEET/hiki angle and you'll get a much more positive response. the truth is that most if not all jpers are lonely and would like someone to talk to and play games with.

Age: 21
Location: USA
Interests: Otaku Culture
Contact Info: Anoymous @ 4chan.org/jp/

>>8345409
Eh, I figured all that was kind of implied. I mean if you lurk for long enough you'd understand this thread and why it's here.

>>8345409
>the truth is that most if not all jpers are lonely and would like someone to talk to and play games with.

Keep telling yourself that. I enjoy spending time and playing games alone.

Guys, today I realized that I've completely lost the ability to empathise with other human beings. Also, I'm actually terrified about being in a sexual situation with a female, and losing my virginity was a hollow, empty experience. I have no job, but I do have occasional psychotic episodes where I black out and don't know what the fuck happens. My roomates hate me, and even though I can barely stand sex with guys, I keep on giving them blowjobs and getting fucked up my ass for them, even though it doesn't get me off.

So my question, /a/, is this:

How do you take your coffee?

>>8345417
If you lurked long enough you would realize that most people don't want threads like this here and certainly don't want them remade over and over again.

>>8345425
Well that's fine. Most people don't want kig threads, but the minority that do certainly enjoy them! The rest just ignore them like grown-ups.

>>8345378
>It did work!

I posted my MSN and didn't get any adds. Fuck off.

>>8345440
Yeah, and the difference is that those threads are on-topic.

>>8345440
The difference between that and this is that people actually want this sort of shit out of /jp/ as opposed to not caring about it because it's not in their interests.

>>8345445
So is this! What's more otaku or NEET/hikikomori than a bunch of otakus or NEETs/hikikomori hanging out and trying to overcome some of the problems brought up in other /jp/ threads?

>>8345456
>What's more hikikomori than a bunch of hikikomori hanging out
Gee, I don't fucking know, OP. You tell me.

>>8345420
I think you're lying.

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>>8345448
STOP REPLYING TO IT! HE DOESN'T CARE, HE JUST WANTS TO KEEP HIS THREAD BUMPED OUT OF SPITE

Let it die.

>>8345456
>What's more otaku or NEET/hikikomori than a bunch of otakus or NEETs/hikikomori hanging out

>>8345461
Virtually, silly.

>>8345448
I've seen plenty of people complain about idol threads in much the same way. You could argue those belong in /s/, or that kig threads belong in /cgl/, just as much as you can argue this belongs in /soc/. In fact those would not change depending on their board all that much, but this definitely would since it's /jp/-specific.
Besides, /jp/ is something of a "wildcard" board when it comes to these things. That's one of the reasons it exists and why it's so fun.

>>8345479
Thank you!
If it helps you guys, see this thread as a chance to practice self-moderation and netiquette. Maybe make it a challenge: see how long you can go without replying to my thread. After all it's "off topic" and whatnot, so you should leave it be.

Would have posted my skype info if it wouldn't be my first + last name. Sorry OP.

>>8345501
STOP FUCKING BUMPING YOUR THREAD THEN

>>8345512
Well stop responding. Even if you think, "Oh but he'll bump anyway!" what difference does it make? Save yourself some effort and stop giving me an "excuse".