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Meiling thread

>> No.8341979
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>> No.8341989

>>8341979
unscentsored please

>> No.8341999

>>8341989
It's not safe for work.

>> No.8341996
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>>8341979
Do you have that without the big black rectangle?

>> No.8342005

Why do you guys wanna see meiling shitting

>> No.8342009

>>8341989
>>8341996

lol, you guys are grosss

>> No.8342011

>>8341999
>>8341979
>censoring instead of using spoilers

>> No.8342015

>>8342005
Because it is erotic.

Uncensored version please

>> No.8342075

>>8341979
But seriously, uncensored version.

>> No.8342119

God tier
Yukari

Shit tier
Meiling

>> No.8342147
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Being Meiling is suffering.

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>>8342147
Meiling isn't the suffering type.

>> No.8342199

>>8341979
is she pooping?

>> No.8342206
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Meiling is taking a tinkle. Please wait warmly.

>> No.8342214

So, is she a dragon or not?

>> No.8342215
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>>8342173
Constantly being bullied by Sakuya
It must be awful.

>> No.8342222

>>8342215

Meiling would beat the shit out of Sakuya

>> No.8342225

>>8342214
Leprechaun

>> No.8342226
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>>8342214
In their tongue, she is Dovahkiin; DRAGONBORN!

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Its been rather difficult trying to properly size up Meiling as she exists in canon. On the one hand we have material saying that only Marisa ever manages to get past her, and on the other we have her failing miserably with something as simple as taking invitations. The sleeping gag is over-exaggerated to extreme levels, even though its stated she wakes up when intruders show up anyway. Her abilities really aren't explored at all (when do you ever see her control of Qi come into play other than to shoot laser blasts and make her punches/kicks all pretty).

There's only the absolutely barest of bones when it comes to material that has her actually interacting with other characters. She doesn't even have a minor quip or hint to a possible past or origin of any kind, she's just sorta there, and you must not disturb her.

I love her anyway though.

>> No.8342528

>>8342226
Holy shit wtf, is their a China Skyrim mod yet?

>> No.8342574
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>>8342528

Don't be silly.

Also yay fir killing another thread by trying to stir up actual discussion.

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>>8342214
Want to find out?

>> No.8342600
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>>8342574
Just bump it occasionally so it'll last weeks.
I'll help you.

>> No.8342603

>>8342574
My biggest problem wtih China is still the ratio of shitty art to good are that she has.

>> No.8342691
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>>8342603

Well, what do you qualify as "shitty"?

The ridiculous amount of "the artist just threw Meiling into the picture as a gag" art? Or all the mindless porn? Or just the actually low-quality stuff.

>> No.8342716

>>8342603
Her name is Meiling and her images are great.

>> No.8342736
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>> No.8342740

>>8342736
This picture is great, I appreciate it a lot.

>> No.8342767
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Meiling's completely blank history makes it so easy to think up numerous ways she could've ended up in Remilia's service. It's just a shame there aren't more doujins that try to explore it.

>> No.8342775

>>8342767
Green outfit, red hair, she's definitely >>8342225

>> No.8342778
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>>8342329
It's not actually the year of the dragon until the 23rd.

>> No.8342782

>>8342767
She was a monk/hermit traveling the world helping the poor however she could, and Remilia happened to stumble across her in one of her trips (she was a wealthy european noble, after all. They tend to travel.)
So Remilia took a liking to her, beat her senseless and took her home. THE END

How's that?

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>>8342691
Well lets take your picture. Shes drawn with a man face and fat legs. I prefer a tone China rather than a bulky one.

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>>8342782
I like to think that the SDM was at one point located in the French concession in Shanghai and Meiling entered Remi's service there.
This fits the Scarlet sister's possible French heritage and Meiling's theme, but I don't know of any doujin taking this approach.

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>>8342782

Eh, a little vanilla, isn't it? And includes the usual "I beat you up, now you work for me" bit.

>>8342791

Fair enough, I'm personally fine with either/or.

>>8342805

I'll admit I don't know much of anything about what you're talking about with this French concession. Does that take into account that the SDM is a distinctly western-style mansion with its own clocktower?

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>>8342841
The French Concession was basically a miniature colony inside the city controlled by the French from 1849 to 1946. And Flandre is the French name for Flanders. So with the western architecure, it makes sense they'd be French.

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>>8342767
I really liked http://danbooru.donmai.us/pool/show/3793

>> No.8343379
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My favourite picture of her.

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>> No.8343417

>>8343379
It's good

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>> No.8343447

how do you figure that remilia is french? isn't she supposed to be a descendant of vlad the impaler?

>> No.8343457

If china is a dragon does that make her the strongest roughy?

>> No.8343501

>>8343457
What are you talking about? Obviously she's a leprechaun. A Chinese leprechaun, but still a leprechaun.

>> No.8343540
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Mei-ling can pass as one of the strongest youkai, she controls qi which is the flow of energy, and atomically she can alter anythings if she aligns herself, which is funny because fanon makes her seem weak and useless, but she's extremely strong and hardworking
plus the whole abuse things is unbased because her, Remilia, and Sakuya have a great understanding of each other and care deeply for each other.

>> No.8343581

But if shes a dragon, would she be the most powerful Touhou? Content to let Marisa slip by because she sees the larger picture or Marisa's pure heart?

>> No.8343590

>>8343540
>strongest youkai
>Remilia and Sakuya care deeply for her
Wow, you have such a massive amount of fanwank, of course, go ahead and omit anything for your preferences, like Remilia and Sakuya telling how bad she is at her job in the fighting games, or Marisa always flying over her. I also don't know where you got that ''one of the strongest'' bullshit.

>> No.8343597

>>8343581
Why would she be the most powerful Touhou? She's just a non-specified youkai, a bit airheaded, bad guard skills but perseverant and vigorous.

And what's that about Marisa's ''pure heart''? Stealing her master's books isn't something to be allowed by a guard.

>> No.8343600

>>8343597
Because dragons are really powerful. Generally more powerful than gods. And Marisa doesnt steal, she borrows. She fully intends to return those books, when shes dead.

>> No.8343605

>>8343581
>Marisa's pure heart

I chuckled.

>> No.8343608

>>8343600
O god shut the fuck up already. The only thing you have done is make yourself look like a damn fool.

>> No.8343610

>>8343600
Where did you get that from? The only dragon that stands out is THE Dragon who is a god and ranks higher than any other god in Gensokyo.

And where did you get that Meiling is a dragon? She's a normal youkai, only chinese.

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>>8343610
Many Youkai become Youkai from some animal. Plus it wouldnt be to hard for an all powerful dragon to pass her self off as a low level Youkai and casually watch a gate all day.

>> No.8343621

>>8343540
Way to bullshit your interpretation of her power.
Fucking secondaries and their fanwank.

But enough of this faggotry, do proceed with more China, gentlemen.

>> No.8343628

>>8343616
>Many

But not all. I know that most of her fanart relates her to a dragon because of the whole China thing but don't get fanart involved in this, it's normal for one to want something else, something bigger, for their characters.

>> No.8343630

>>8343616
Why I dont even

Are you really that dumb?

>> No.8343631

Meiling is NOT a dragon. That's just fan speculation.

>> No.8343633

>>8343631
>>8343630
>>8343628
You dont even know what she is, yet you are saying shes not, thats just as ignorant.

All that evidence points to her being a dragon. China is the strongest Touhou. Unless the dragon god is a Touhou as well. I bet it has balls though, and looks like Zun.

>> No.8343637

>>8343633
You are either trolling, or extremely dumb, and blinded by your own delusions.

The leprechaun joke even makes more sense.

>> No.8343639

>>8343631
Haha, sure, and next you're gonna say Nitori's sister is not a phantasm stage boss, aren't you? Nice try, troll.

>> No.8343643

>>8343637
>implying Japan even knows what a leprechaun is

Ohh jesus what a fucking moron. Did your parents drop you on your head or did you try to kill your self as a toddler?

>> No.8343645

Who let this Youtube booru clown in?

>> No.8343648

>>8343637
Oi, you should have figured that was a troll post, man.

>> No.8343649

>>8343633
God, you *are* that stupid. I wish I could hate you to death- oh, I get it.

10/10, you got me.

>> No.8343656

>>8343610
>And where did you get that Meiling is a dragon?
Her name, her powers, her hat and the fact that she's a guard all point towards Meiling being a Hong (rainbow dragon).

>> No.8343670

>>8343656
That's not evidence at all, she's just chinese, and a hard patriot like every chinese portrayed in Japanese media.

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>this thread

>> No.8343682

>>8343670
Its funny how much better it is compared to that stupid leprechaun theory. How can she be Chinese and Scottish? She cant, because shes a dragon.

>> No.8343692 [DELETED] 

>>8343680
Who are you quoting?

>> No.8343704

>>8343633
>China is the strongest Touhou
It's not because she's a dragon that she's powerful.
There are dozens of types of Chinese dragons and rainbow dragons aren't especially powerful.

>> No.8343741

>>8343656
Two can play at this game.

>Her name, her hat
How do you know they're real? I mean, due to lolzunart, you can't tell what her ethnicity is; it doesn't look any different from the other characters.
For all we know, her real name could be Mkelebembe Hamama, and Remi just decided to give her the name Hong Meiling for the lulz (kinda like she gave Sakuya her name), and is just forcing her to wear those attires.

She doesn't guard the gate because she wants to; she does it because unless she do so Remi, and her crew will sodomize her until next week while forcing her to eat dog shit at the same time.
Moreover, she doesn't have to be of Chinese origin to be able to control qi. How do you know the thing that she can manipulate is the 'qi' in Chinese culture, and not just something that's somewhat similar to it, but in consideration to practicality is referred as 'qi'?

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This is my most favourite picture of Meiling. Pardon the lewdness, but to me, she looks so incredibly stunning and desirable here... She looks absolutely amazing.

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>> No.8344347

If I were any good at writing, and had enough money to commission a decent artist, I'd get a doujin made where a human who appears in gensokyo and is lucky enough to get to the human village alive starts up a Gensokyo Postal Service, and meets Meiling while delivering mail to SDM. Over the course of a few months they keep meeting and slowly fall in love.

It just all popped into my head when I thought of a scene of a guy wrapped up in a coat and stuff offering Meiling a cup of hot chocolate on a snowy morning.

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>>8344347
Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.

>> No.8344399

It's obvious that Meiling is just a carp that still hasn't made it to the top of the waterfall.

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What the shit happened to this thread? Goddamn. I wake up the next day and its been overrun with fanwankery trolling posts and people arguing with them over it.

It's fine to want something a little more for Meiling, god knows I do, but you have to be careful. Overdo it and you're not any better than the "original character do not steal" people.

>>8342907

I mean, would they actually build an entire western-style mansion there?

>>8343300

Yesss, that's a very good one, and I'm enjoying it thoroughly as it updates.

>>8343447

Its due to their names and the style of the SDM in general. They're definitely from somewhere in Europe at the very least.

>> No.8344662

>>8343590
Strongest youkai is obvious fanwankery, that Sakuya and Remilia like Hong is not.

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>>8344659
I-I'll support bro, because Meiling deserves more respect.

>> No.8344697

>>8344662
Care to show me somewhere where it says or shows them ''respecting'' or ''caring deeply for her''? The only times it's mentioned, it's both of them looking down on her guard skills.

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>>8343590

Sakuya and Remilia never tell Meiling she's bad at her job in the fighting games. At most they tell her not to slack off, or ask why she's wherever they happen to fighting, and even that's only in VS win quotes. Hell, Remi and Meiling just chatter about a manga Meiling borrowed.

As for the bit with Marisa, well Meiling just can't keep her out, simple as that. She does a good job at keeping everyone else out, however.

>>8344697

Well see there's the thing. There's practically no material at ALL when it comes to actual character interaction between Meiling and the other SDM residents. Hell I'm pretty certain the only stuff between her and Remilia are the fighting game quotes. I'll gladly admit that "caring deeply for her" shit is just fanwank though (that they really need to get off of her wiki article as well). As for the respect, its hard to say, because the only times we ever see them interact is when Meiling is being scolded for something or other. At the very least they don't outright mock and belittle her like most people assume they do.

>> No.8344818

>>8344697
Don't forget that Aya interview where she suggests that Meiling simply falls asleep.

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>>8344688

Well, here's the thing. Based on everything I've tried to collect and learn about her, it seems to me that she is simply a Joke character. Her interactions, her appearances, her "character" (she's just a Chinese person caricature). She's freaking comedic relief in actual canon. It's hard to tell because Touhou is already such a lighthearted setting, but I'd still bet dollars to donuts on it.

It also makes trying to do anything with her incredibly difficult, like trying to make a wall out of smoke. Even the relationship with Flandre, one of the few positive things for her that has a foothold in fanon, is completely made up. There's NOTHING that says the two ever even see each other.

>>8344818

There's no doubt Meiling brings some her troubles on herself, I'm not saying otherwise. But if you take PMiSS to amount to anything, it says she does in fact wake up if someone tries to get past her. Since it ended up being Patchouli that caused the little incident you're referring to, she likely just quietly did it with some magic while Meiling was having her noon nap.

>> No.8344931

>>8344697
Somebody as incompetent* as Meiling would be out of a job if her employers didn't like her.

* Not really incompetent, but competent isn't good enough when you need to beat down playable characters.

>> No.8344978

>>8344931
Or maybe they don't have anybody else, she's a joke character anyway, you can't give any concrete or valid explanations.

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>>8344978

Except its stated that she does manage to keep intruders (other than Marisa) out. Also that she frequently gets people challenging her to formal duels, which Remilia enjoys watching.

And then there's the ending to Meiling's Soku scenario, where Sakuya brings her inside because she's worried she'll get heatstroke sleeping outside.

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jaooooooo

>> No.8345239

>>8345093
>Except its stated that she does manage to keep intruders (other than Marisa) out.

When?

>> No.8345255

>>8345093
>where Sakuya brings her inside because she's worried she'll get heatstroke sleeping outside.

It's community solidarity, it's common, eg: a stranger helping you push your car when you have trouble with it, it's not that they ''hate'' her, she's just not very good at her job and she gets scolded for that.

>> No.8345383

>>8344978
I just gave you a concrete and valid explanation: The SDM likes the door guard. It's neither wildly speculative nor outlandish and it's certainly a better explanation than "Meilng is a joke character dunno lol."

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Why are you still going on about this? Meling is an all powerful dragon. She keeps everyone but Marisa out because SDM is Tsun for Marisa. She keeps on the job because she can. Remilia and Sayaka are stuck up bitches and feel the need to pick on her to maintain the status quo. Also she being an all powerful dragon, has no need to retort. If a 5 year old called me lazy, id hardly get upset about it. So she enjoys a peaceful life getting paid to sleep.

>> No.8346740

>>8346728
>Sayaka

Geheheh.

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>>8346728
>Sayaka
You argument is now invalid

>> No.8346758

>>8346740
>>8346750
Sorry, I cant keep track of the names of every unimportant minor character in the Melingverse.

>> No.8346771

Is Meiling a Youkai of the man-eating persuasion?

>> No.8346782

>>8346771
No, she's a youkai of the carpet munching persuasion.

>> No.8346783

>>8346771
What sort of persuasion do you think man-eating is capable of? I guess you could say that, Gensokyo is home to many immaterial things and a dragon would have power over man-eating.

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>>8345239

Well mud on my face, turns out that's just a random line someone decided to pop in on the wiki. This is really just another problem caused by the lack of material related to her, since in the few things she actually appears in, part of the plot simply involves someone getting past her. Not really a lot of opportunity to see otherwise.

Other than the bit in Inaba where she gets mobbed by rabbits, that pretty plainly is a point against her.

>>8346771

Hard to say frankly, she might have been at one point in her lie.. Fact is, being a youkai, she could have a very different perspective on the entire matter of eating humans, and on a lot of other things as well, than we might have or expect of her.

That's actually another subject I wish people would poke around in more, not just for Meiling, but the other non-human characters as well.

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She's a Hong, a two-breasted Rainbow Dragon.

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China can kill servants. Discuss.

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This picture starts out so nice, but as you go down to her crotch and beyond, it looks like she was attacked by silicon injecting needles.

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>>8347681

Stop that.

>>8347704

Yeah, a shame.

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>>8347725
What? You saying she cant?

>> No.8347743

I'm gay.

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>>8347733

No, stop calling her China, and stop trying to pointlessly bring in fanwank powerlevel nonsense.

>> No.8347772
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>>8347753
You must be a Gil fag and Chins's supremacy is causing you to sweat. Its somewhat evedent since you keep posting manface China.

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>> No.8347807

>>8347725
Meiling doesn't wear pants. Meiling doesn't have shark teeth. Sakuya doesn't have any feelings of animosity towards Meiling. This picture is really terrible and represents everything wrong with Meiling fandom.

>> No.8347810

>>8347807
What's wrong with shark teeth? I think it's kinda cute.

>> No.8347814

>>8347753
>complaining about fanwank
>on /jp/
>in a touhou thread

You know that's all touhou fandom is, right? These characters are depthless and uninteresting mary-sue characters inhabiting a childish, immature fantasy world designed to act as a shelter from the terrifying threat of male competition and testosterone. The only thing deserving of the amount of attention touhou gets is the music.

>> No.8347819
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>>8347814
> mfw how wrong you are.

>> No.8347830
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>>8341962
What is all this faggotry about china being strongest youkai?
If you investigate a little you will come up as the most probable (not certain) strongest youkai is Yukari along with Suika, Yuugi, Remilia and Yuuka.
Also post more meirin and stop discussing this crap.

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>>8347810
First, he never denied that Touhou is its fandom. He stated that there were all sorts of things wrong with it, like you. Second, the rest of your post was full of fail and wrong. You should be ashamed of being so wrong and fail. I hope your parents dont know about it.

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>>8347830
>doesnt know about dragons.
>things a tanuki youkai could stand up to an immortal dragon youkai.

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Meiling was in the boxer rebellion.

She was sharp on attack!!

>> No.8347856

>>8347830
What about yuyuko?
She can supposedly inflict sudden death on anyone she likes to.

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>>8347856
She just eats people. Id like to see the doujin of Yuyuko eating China, if you know what I mean.

>> No.8347959

>>8347830
>Suika, Yuugi, Remilia and Yuuka.

What load of bullshit, get your fanonwank out of here, only Yukari's power has been explained to the point of breaking everything conceivable, don't include her with the rest who have nothing in comparison, especially Yuuka.

>> No.8348190

>>8347959
Ultimate Magic which created everything, Yukari included.

>> No.8348202

>>8348190
Can create anything, not has created everything.
And I don't think she has that in Touhou canon.

>> No.8348208

Leave the powerlevel wanking to Type-Moon threads, please.

At least they have a dense canon to work with.

>> No.8348471

>>8348190
Seihou isn't Touhou, and nowhere does it say her story is canon, nor does it specify its magnitude, unlike Yukari's, NOR does it matter because most Touhou's abilities can override ''creation'' in terms of destruction, when removing the spellcard rules.

>> No.8348669

>>8347807
but china is wearing pants in the fighting games. are there other canon appearances that contradict this?

>> No.8348680 [SPOILER] 
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>>8348669
Yes, every night in my room.

>> No.8348787

>>8347959
That one panel in SSiB hinted at Suika being one of the strongest known youkai in Gensokyo.
Yuugi is supposedly on par with Suika, along with the other two deva. Even if it's not proven anywhere, logic dictates that this is a likely case.
Dunno about Yuuka, though, but she can die in a ditch, for all I care.

>> No.8348892
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8348892

This is 10% Breasts
20% Knifed
15% concentrated Dragon Power and Skill
5% Chinese
50% Asleep
and a 100% reason to remember the name.
HONG MEILING!

>> No.8348904

>>8348892
It's also 100% reason why 3DPD. Please kindly get your shit away or we will be forced to take action.

>> No.8349068

>>8348904
Agree. Fucking disgusting. This is why no one likes China.

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>>8348904
Why are you such a hater?

>> No.8349110

>>8341979
how come we stil haven't gotten an uncensored version of this?

>> No.8349115
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>>8349109
Cosplay China is best China

>> No.8349133

>>8349115
Could have been good expect for the fuck ugly western shoes and socks. and the 3D.

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>>8347959
Quote and source of what I said below.
>Yukari is one of the strongest youkai (if not the strongest) in all Gensokyo along with Yuuka Kazami and Suika Ibuki.
>>http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Yukari_Yakumo/Fun_Facts

Also Remilia has manupilation of fate, which means immortality.
Anyways if we were to analyze the power of youkai the best would be Sakuya with her manipulation of time, but fuck science because ZUN.

>> No.8350224

>>8350169
What about yuugi?

>> No.8350240

>>8350224
>in all Gensokyo
Yuugi doesn't reside in Gensokyo

>> No.8350249
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A superior gate keeper appears.

>> No.8350267

>>8350249
She looks malnourished.

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>>8350169
The touhou wiki has moved to http://touhouwiki.net , update your bookmarks.

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I've occasionally liked to toy with the idea that Meiling REALLY does not care for the Spellcard Rules at all.

I mean look at it this way: The SDM moves to Gensokyo, and all of a sudden she finds out that all the years she's spent training her martial arts are meaningless, because the only way she can be allowed to keep doing her job is to shoot rainbow bullets out of her ass. It's like Sakuya being told she can't use her time manipulation during her maid duties anymore.

Of course, eventually, she would realize its probably for the best since otherwise she'd end up smeared all over the SDM's gardens by all the various high-tier characters. But she'd still hold a bit of a grudge about it, especially against Marisa due to her regularly abusing it to get past her.

>>8350169

Why are you quoting a random wiki page instead of something from actual material? I mean, I don't doubt Yukari is one of the heaviest hitters in Gensokyo due to her powers of ultra-vagueness, but still.

As for the other two, you're blowing them a little out of proportion. We've never seen anything from Remilia that says her powers would let her just plain live forever, and even Sakuya's superhax time magic has its (minor) limitations.

>> No.8351586

>>8351566
The spellcard rules cannot be ignored, and I don't see why you're being so overly picky at being able to guess her personality or what she thinks.

They fight with fists too you know, nothing has changed, except the whole killing thing.

>> No.8351605

>>8350169
>2012
>still using wikia
ISHTYGDDT

>> No.8351634

>>8351566
Remilia can already live forever. She is a vampire after all.

>> No.8351631

>>8351566
Sounds like canon to me!

>>8351586
Well, we've had like two fighters and many more shmups, so I think it's fair to say the shmups are more representative. And these seem like fairly reasonable deductions about Meiling's perspective. Just looking at the facts, I mean.

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thank you based god.
still, the option happens so late in shizune's path.

>> No.8351641

I've been wondering... Who's Animal Man? What are his powers?

>> No.8351648

Who was the best Minuteman from 100 Bullets?

>> No.8351649

Best Touhou Eurobeat arrange, except maybe Maria Polo - Too Love To Love.

>> No.8351651

not my greatest but here's my stab at it.
page 1
-Peter stands next to a flipped car in the middle of nowhere, in the back you can see wolverine laying on his back pointing at the sky. Kurt is sits atop one of the tires of the flipped car, pulling at his hair with a panicked face.
Peter: ve have to call someone, Kurt.
Kurt: nien, nien nien nien nien nien nien, ve are not calling any von!
Peter: ve have to call someone, ve screwed up bad...
Logan: Guys, you ever wonder, what would happen if you wrestled a bea-(cutoff)
Kurt: SHUT UP, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT LOGAN!
Peter: Relax, relax, we need to call Jean.
-Kurt begins rocking back and forth, trying to comfort himself during this panic attack. Wolverine is walking to the flipped car.
Kurt: and vat, tell her we lost Scott, that he's probably dead?
Peter: it is better ve explain something, the vedding is in 3 hours.
-Wolverine stands looking at the car, a slightly angered stance.
Logan: Kurt, you need to knock it off. This is not my fault!
Kurt: IT IS YOUR FAULT! YOU DRUGGED US!

>> No.8351643

This.

>> No.8351644

Not nearly curvy enough!

>> No.8351645

I don't know what to think. I'm new to your kind and your predicament, I don't deal with extra-terrestrials every day. You honor the deals you make, honorable.

This power you have requires to have this avarice nature. Is this power sentient or is merely a force of nature?

I will let you know that I'm merely basing everything out of theories and fiction I've read.

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>>8351586

I never said the Spellcard Rules could be ignored. And honestly I have no idea how to figure the Fighting games version of the Rules. Yes, there's obviously a bit more physical combat in them, but they're just so different from the regular shmups that its hard to figure how they equal one another.

And I'm not trying to guess her personality or what she thinks, I simply like to throw some ideas in at times to see how it changes things like how certain characters would interact with one another. Trying to seriously fill in the blanks on things like that is impossible for most characters simply because of how empty the canon is.

Jesus, don't you people ever try to just have fun with this kind of stuff? I'm not arguing "NO, you all have to believe in what I think is canon, and you're all wrong FAGGOTS". I just want to talk to remotely sensible people about what they've thought up about the characters.

>>8351634

I think he might have been referring to something more like that she's able to manipulate things so that whatever might kill her, doesn't

>> No.8351665

Beyond the Labyrinth

>> No.8351666

Dear /a/:
I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice. Anyways, I began to watch Azumanga Daioh about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last episode. Then I watched the series again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Osaka every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Osaka. I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Osaka. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Osaka everywhere. I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Osaka dolls. Osaka is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave. I'm in love with Osaka. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Osaka. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place. So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Osaka break free from behind her glass prison. Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>> No.8351655

Fans will buy them regardless of what they look like.

>> No.8351656

Drag Strip...

>> No.8351657

>tripfags

>> No.8351658

>Gundam AGE = terrible series for kids (and adults, if we're to believe Bandai's bullshit).
>Gundam 00 = decent series for young adults.
Fixed for truth.

underAGE deserves to rot in hell. I simply cannot understand how anyone would like that garbage for any reason whatsoever such as , or faggot . It's terrible and boring, even for Gundam standards.

>> No.8351661

When I see stupid descriptions I just take it as the chance to draw something not dicks related.

>> No.8351670

gold minerals....sup.

>> No.8351667

Don't mind this pic roody-poos.

>> No.8351669

>>8351586
The spellcards rules only apply if both parties agree to conduct a spellcard duel. You can still do whatever you want outside such a duel.

>> No.8351701

>>8351664
Aaah I see. That kinda makes more sense. Remilia's power was never clearly shown in any of the games though, so I suppose she could be as game-breaking as you like.

>> No.8351928
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This is probably the best doujin about Meiling's past.

http://gallery.gensokyo.org/archive/Strange_Chameleon_-_The_Scarlet_Kin.zip

>> No.8351947

>>8341962
May I request artist or sauce for OP's pic??

>> No.8351958

>>8351947
Please leave /jp/.

>> No.8351961

>>8351669
Lies, otherwise youkai wouldn't have stopped eating humans. The only requirement is for one to know danmaku, hence why only outsiders are eaten by youkai, the rules aren't just ink on paper you know.

>> No.8351974
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8351974

She went through a lot of effort and pain to make this for you. Why are you not taking it? You are a horrible person.

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>>8351928

While I have read and did quite enjoy that one, I don't like how it starts to build up this nice scenario, then bodyslams the whole thing into status quo land.

>>8351961

Nothing (to my knowledge) has ever given us a good answer as to just how the Spellcard Rules are enforced, or how people who would never have a chance to learn them all have their own Danmaku.

It's one of those subjects I generally try to stay away from because its just a big can of worms waiting to explode everywhere.

>> No.8351980

>>8351928

I greatly prefer the Asatsuki Dou one.

>> No.8351990
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>>8351974

Geez who helped her with it, Flandre?

>> No.8352006

>>8351958
But I want your help!

>> No.8352020

>>8352006
Please leave.

>> No.8352063
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possibly the worst touhou

>> No.8352351

>>8352063
fielnaem
also 0/10

>> No.8352361

>>8352063
>obscure reference.jpg
You thing Metal Gear Solid is an obscure reference? Really?

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>>8352361
i don't even know what metal gear solid is

is it an NGE spinoff?

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>>8352375
>girly boy.jpg
Now you're just trolling me.

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>>8352379
I'm laughing too hard here

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