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> “ Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you . "—Anonymous 32761762
How does this make you feel /jp/ ?

>> No.8340982

That's not the personality of my waifu, so... indifferent, I guess?
Do kids on /a/ nowadays choose waifu's based on character designs and ignore the set personalities or something?

>> No.8340978
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8340978

I'm not this selfish

>> No.8340987

I am flattered, but ultimately intrigued as to what my Rule 34 looks like.

>> No.8340997

>>8340987
yeah is saw yours, i believe you were being mercilessly raped by 3 muscular black guys. Funny as hell

>> No.8341020

The thought of being raped in dozens of doujins is scaring and arousing at the same time.

>> No.8341013

>>8340997
Such is life in an alternate universe.

>> No.8341017

I already knew this. Parallel worlds, multiple kakera, etc.

>> No.8341029

Doubt it,
even if given infinite possibilities, I just think the chance that anyone likes me is 0%

>> No.8341035
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>>8341029
i like you......<3

>> No.8341036

The thought of extremely lewd doujins of me being violated existing in that alternate universe frightens me. She might be watching me type this right now.

>> No.8341038

Better than I have felt in a very, very long time.

>> No.8341039

People always obsess over the character that gets no screen time after all.

>> No.8341048

It always weirds me out how far people take misunderstandings of that whole infinite universes thing.

>> No.8341049
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>>8341039
i wonder why that is

>> No.8341064

1. Parallel universes do not exist

>> No.8341082

>>8341049
Hipsters, basically. I hate using that word, but that's what they are.

Everyone's going to all over the character who has plenty of screen time, actually, but a disproportionately large number of people will also focus on the characters who never appear, just to be contrary to that.

Or maybe it's just that when a character isn't around, they can't be found to have fault. You might start to dislike a main character once they are properly nuanced, but continue to like a side-character who was never properly explored, yet seems good on a surface level.

>> No.8341088

It makes me feel kinda good, though the thought of lewd images and doujins of me existing bothers me a bit.

Mai Waifu, if you are reading this from your alternate universe, I want to tell you that our relationship is mutual, but please refrain from owning pictures of me that are too lewd, it's embarassing. Thanks.

>> No.8341091

>>8341064
You can't prove it.

>> No.8341120

>>8341082
If a a character isn't developed you can project whatever your preferences are on him/her and no one can tell you you're wrong, it's got nothing to do with "hipsters".
Fuck, /jp/ is the touhou board, so you should understand that much already.

>> No.8341126

>>8341049
>Saten
>homuhomu
>Sena
All of the /jp/ flavors of the week have got huge screen time. I mean freaking Saten even baseball her way to main character status when she has zero contribution in the manga. If there is anything, /jp/ is too mainstream.

>> No.8341132

>>8341126
Homuhomu is just like two guys spamming. Saten and Sena are popular because of their voice actor.

>> No.8341144

>>8341126
hes right, just look. op is probably a homufag

>> No.8341164

but what am i like in alternate 1985?

>> No.8341160

>>8341132
out of pure curiosity....how can you tell.

>> No.8341168

>>8341091
But you can't unprove it!

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>>8341160
he's making a wrong guess. i posted homu, but only because i like shitposting so much out of love for /jp/.

>> No.8341191

>>8341160
The former, because Homu sucks. The latter, because there are threads all the time talking about different "Satens". A Saten in those threads being defined as a character voiced by Itou Kanae. Sena was anticipated because of her voice actor, and was called things like "Saten 3.0". Ohana also had some popularity here, before Sena's time, because she was a Saten.

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>>8341132
I dont think so.
There are probably more than 2guys in homunity.

>> No.8341199

>>8341168
You're a tripfag and a figment of my imagination, I don't think anything needs to be proven to you.

>> No.8341203
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8341203

i do it for my love of my waifu.

>> No.8341208

>>8341193
I think he's right; Homu is a terrible character.

>> No.8341216

>>8341191
>voice actor
Who gives a shit.

>> No.8341219

I only have 1gb of her and I don't save pictures I don't like.
Am I a bad person?

>> No.8341225

>>8341208
suck my cock dude

>> No.8341222

>>8341216
How can you say that? In an anime, and also in a voiced VN, or in a drama CD, the voice actor is very important to deciding the nature of the character.

The saten fags clearly give a shit.

>> No.8341247

>>8341222
Yet nobody give a shit about her role in Ika Musume.
Face it, /jp/ only gives a shit about the character sex appeal and hair accessory, the VA clearly only play a small part in it.

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it makes me so happy, anon. you really don't know how happy i am right now. i'm crying with a smile on my face ;__;

>> No.8341256

>>8341247
Probably because she's a gag character. But actually, I do give a slight shit about her role in Ika Musume, and I find the similarities between her and Sena amusing. That said, Sena has more dimensions than just yurilusting over a young girl.

>> No.8341277

>>8341247
More like the voice actor alone can't save Sanae. She is a pretty bland character with a plain character design used for one kind of joke.

Voice actor is a major factor but not the only one.

>> No.8342675

Firstly, Homu is a dyke. She will never be your waifu.

Secondly, nobody wants Saten as a waifu. Just look at the *SLURP SLURP* threads by White Ren. It's an implication that you, the /jp/ anon, as the little girl Saten who breaks into gloryholes to suck cocks.

>> No.8342724

>>8342675
>>Homu is a dyke

People seriously think this?

H0mu would be all over Madoka's younger brother once he gets older.

>> No.8342737

>>8342724

How's the PTSD treating you?

>> No.8342743

I find the attention flattering in a way, but please do not make strange artwork of me. It is somewhat offputting.

Pillows are fine, however. Everyone in this world should own a pillow with my likeness on it.

>> No.8342744

>>8342724
The creators confirmed that Homura is a lesbian stalker, ZUN!trash.

>> No.8342751

>Homura not a lesbian
>appear in the Yuri equivalent of Megami in fanart where she's half-naked and all over Madoka

>> No.8342760

>>8342744
Be nice to ZUN!bar. He's a nice guy.

>>8342737
The only mental disorder he has is kindness.

>> No.8342758

>>8342737
>You will never hold ZUN!bar in your arms to calm him down when he wakes up at night covered in sweat, shaking and crying because a nightmare about his deployment.

>> No.8342759

Seriously guys, is it wrong for homuhomu to feel so strongly toward her first friend?
Why do the yurifags always sexualize friendship between two girls? Fucking yurifags.

>> No.8342770

There's no internet in the 1940's so I don't think so unless I somehow showed up in a dream (mor like a nightmare amirite) or something.

>> No.8342772

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many-worlds_interpretation

>> No.8342790

>>8342675
stop talking shits about my waifu!

>> No.8342793

>>8342724
I love you ZUN!bar, fucking yurifags, take off your gay goggles.

>> No.8342793,1 [INTERNAL] 

I'm disturbed. Personally I don't own anything related to anime girls other than manga's. So no hugging pillows. If they're that sad though, I'd be glad to meet em.

>> No.8342793,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>8342793,1
[awkward stare]

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