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Shitty

Sucking a poop you can't completely push out back into your butt, then trying to poop it out again. Repeat until you start crying at the hopelessness of the situation while your cat claws at the door trying to get inside.

>>8338208
I chuckled.

>>8338217

That's sorta hot

What does it feel like to be cummed inside?
OP would know

>>8338204
>>8338229
Where are that pics from ?
>>8338217
Also laughed so hard xD

>>8338303

It's kinda hard to explain if you haven't experienced it. If you stick a finger inside your anus and rub it against the membrane (that's what it's called, right) a little, you'll get a hint of it, a tickling sensation inside of you. I think the closest thing I could compare it to is stimulating your glans. But when you actually get a thick phallic object inside of you, and your sphincter is loosened up enough to just focus on the pleasure without feeling any uncomfortableness, it's so much more amazing. You can feel the penis against every part inside of you it touches, making your anus feel very full. I think it helps to look at one of those cross-section pictures to visualize it, you'll see how the hole clenches around the penis, completely enveloping it, which is what your hole will be doing too. But the penis hasn't even begun moving yet. That's when the fun starts, as instead of just feeling the presence of the penis, you feel the very gentle friction against your inner walls as it passes them and retreats. The feeling becomes so strong that you lose yourself in it, you can't focus on anything else, you just crave being filled more and more, until you're too tired to go on.

That's just the physical aspect, though. I'm afraid I can't tell you about the emotional part, what it's like to submit your body to your waifu, seeing her reluctantly take out her fully erect cock, embarrassed but clearly eager to feel it inside you, feeling her taking you, driving you mad with pleasure as she claims you as her own, marking you with her seed ;_;

>>8338467

Why, boner.

I wouldn't mind being dicked as long as it's my waifu's

>>8338467

I am pretty much shut-in, but over internet i found there is gay club in town where i live. What are chances of going there and asking for receiving sex without "giving" (by that i mean putting my penis into anyone). I would also love to suck cocks aside from being fucked in the ass. I am what some people call "feminine/androgynous", is it what gay people enjoy or is there any kind of strategy to get them being all over me ?

>>8338483
I share this exact same sentiment.

>>8338489
Why are you asking me? I'm saving myself for mai waifu.

>>8338489
I think looking for partners on craigslist(or any local equivalent you have available) would be better for starters.

Just bottoming is absolutely fine.

And if you mention it's your first time, you're not going to have much problem getting someone to do you.


Don't get HIV.

it feels like having a dick up your ass

>>8338489
I have a gay friend who's almost exclusively submissive in bed and he's doing just fine. Some people have clear preferences, it's okay if you do too.

>>8338499

>Why are you asking me? I'm saving myself for mai waifu.

Oh, i didn't specifically asked you. Just quoted your post in regards to my interest, since you put in such great detail, nothing else <3

>>8338508

>I think looking for partners on craigslist(or any local equivalent you have available) would be better for starters.

I might give it a try. I know some other dating sites in my
country, but there are gay people which seems like looking for some emotional crap, which is opposite of what i want.

>Just bottoming is absolutely fine.
>And if you mention it's your first time, you're not going to have much problem getting someone to do you.

Lovely

>Don't get HIV.

Thank you for reminder, advices and whole response.

>>8338519

>I have a gay friend who's almost exclusively submissive in bed and he's doing just fine. Some people have clear preferences, it's okay if you do too.

Thank you for your nice response as well.

Why don't you faggots just get a girl to peg you with a strap-on?

My girlfriend thought it was weird at first but now she actually gets off on it, though that's because we use a double-sided vibrating dildo rather than a strap-on now. Sometimes I also use a second dildo in her ass, but it requires both partners being skinny and double-jointed like us to reach back there while being pounded in the ass and jerked off.

>>8338540

>Why don't you faggots just get a girl to peg you with a strap-on?

Because living thing feels much better than some piece of plastic.

>>8338540
You don't get to experience the pleasure of being cummed inside.

>>8338540
I'm not going to risk losing my penis virginity to a girl just because I want to lose my anal virginity.

>>8338552
This isn't some cheap plastic dildo we're using, it's made to feel like a dick but better. You can even warm it up by plugging it into a wall.

>>8338556
If that's the price for not being a faggot, so be it. The idea of semen dripping out of my asshole until my next shit doesn't exactly appeal to me, anyways.

>>8338540
Oh look, the 'nam vet is back.
Eat shit, old cunt.

>>8338577
>You can even warm it up by plugging it into a wall.
Sounds legit.

>>8338584
Don't start with me, kid. I'm trying to save some poor souls from becoming fucking faggots that will burn in hell for eternity.

I don't know but prostate massage is so fucking awesome, I'm not a gay though.

>>8338577

>If that's the price for not being a faggot, so be it. The idea of semen dripping out of my asshole until my next shit doesn't exactly appeal to me, anyways.

What are you doing on 4chan, then?

>>8338590
If I get a catholic girlfriend and tell her I'm addicted to being fucked, can I convince her to peg me to save me from having to turn to men to fulfill my urge?

Never change /jp/

>>8338603
Spreading the message of American freedom and independence.

>>8338608
Not all Catholic girls are the same so I have no idea. My girlfriend is a bigger pervert than me so it wasn't very hard to convince her.

>>8338601

>I don't know but prostate massage is so fucking awesome, I'm not a gay though.

Why would you deny yourself such a great pleasure? If you knew how to enjoy yourself, you wouldn't even mind and care being fucked by fat middle age men.

>>8338624

>Spreading the message of American freedom and independence.

>American freedom

Right, your police state where freedoms are trampled upon, word "law" is used in abusing way, people take and follow that word blindly without even second of thinking.

Don't let me start about spreading your "democracy" by carpet bombing places with natural resources and people peacefully living there to that point.

>>8338658
that guy isn't even american, fyi.stopped getting trolled and go get fucked by a middle age man with a dirty cock.

>>8338658
>>8338684
Fascinating.

>>8338684
>that guy isn't even american
That's the point, idort.

Inserting anything thicker and/or longer than my finger inside my anus (properly lubed of course) hurts like hell. A searing, burning pain, feels like my colon is on fire.

And no, my anus and colon are perfectly healthy, and I never felt any pain taking a shit. I guess I must be a lot more sensitive than most people since I can't imagine how anyone would find anal pleasurable if they were as sensitive as me.

>>8338624
OPPRESSOOOR SODOMIZER!!! KILLEEEER!!

>>8338702
It's because you're not using lube, moran.

>>8338705
huh? you're the idiot who's writing up shit that belongs on /pol/ in response to someone trollplaying as an american. stop venting and go get cummed inside

>>8338723
le mad?

>>8338658
Oh look, George Carlin's ghost is on /jp/.

Just because you made up some imaginary boogie man to blame all your problems on doesn't mean it's real. Freedoms are "trampled upon" because people let them. It's impossible to guarantee freedom for everyone because a government humans obviously cannot be perfect, but in America it's as good as it gets. I don't even understand your rant about the word "law".

Also, are you suggesting that the people being murdered and enslaved daily under Saddam Hussein were "peacefully living there"? Fucking retarded liberal.

>>8338723
ha ha butttrollelololed amerikunt detected

?hoes it feel to be huge economic crisis to fat to get out of?

>>8338702

>Inserting anything thicker and/or longer than my finger inside my anus (properly lubed of course) hurts like hell. A searing, burning pain, feels like my colon is on fire.

>And no, my anus and colon are perfectly healthy, and I never felt any pain taking a shit. I guess I must be a lot more sensitive than most people since I can't imagine how anyone would find anal pleasurable if they were as sensitive as me.

You know, you know some practice beforehand. Anal needs to be used for accommodating such thing. Train it and give it some time. It might hurt at beginning but it will get pleasurable as time progresses <3

>>8338714

Check your pills, looks like your ADHD is kicking in.

/jp/ soo lewd~

>>8338745
No, I mean you're using soap or something.

>>8338750
Although that's the case for burning pain. The lube is not lube.
If it's just general pain, it's because your anus is not used to the size. Work your way up slowly.

>>8338750

KY Jelly

>>8338748

If I leave a plug or something there for some time it doesn't hurt as much but the feeling is still very uncomfortable once it starts moving. The prostate massaging really feels good though.

>>8338728

>Just because you made up some imaginary boogie man to blame all your problems on doesn't mean it's real.

Sorry, i can't make up things which exist. That's not having "imaginary boogie man"

>Freedoms are "trampled upon" because people let them.

Yes, that's what i pointed.

>It's impossible to guarantee freedom for everyone because a government humans obviously cannot be perfect,

I believe people can learn from history and from their past mistakes.

>but in America it's as good as it gets.

Okay

>I don't even understand your rant about the word "law".

I am not overall against principle of word "law". Only at times when that "law" says someone might be punished for something which truly doesn't make any harm/loss/damage to others. I am quite bothered by people psychically wired
(or scared/apathetic) to following it without even having bit of own moral compass. See it would be nice if people took stand if police/politics acts in oppressive ways. I am not against police as a whole, mind you, just against certain ways and forced principles. In short, some words/concepts/ideas shouldn't be taken in absolute ways since it could do great wrongdoing to others.

>Also, are you suggesting that the people being murdered and enslaved daily under Saddam Hussein were "peacefully living there"? Fucking retarded liberal.

I wasn't completely serious there. Also Saddam is dead.