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pls no bully sudo ok

>>8324463
this

>>8324459
Fuck off and die.

This really doesn't have the effort put into it the other sudo shoops do, but it's not that bad. I has the general feeling.

OTAKU CULTURE, FOURCHAN - Tohsaka Rin has released an official statement regarding her marital status - "I'm not married, and I never have been. Sudo, my husband? He couldn't be any further from it! I wish that lazy, perverted stalker would just drop down dead." She notes: "That's not to say that I hate all men, though. Buy me a drink sometime and let's see where it goes!"

bully will not be tolerated

stop at once

>>8324587

>>8324587
A Sudo bullying post that doesn't call him fat?

>>8324589
Second.

sudo which touhous do you like

do you like tokiko? :>>

Stop bullying Sudo. It's not his fault he's got poor taste.

stop bullying Sudo

>>8324613
Sure. My favorite Touhou is Merry, though.

>>8324628

we will chase away the bullys

You're outnumbered, bullies. Your teasing days are over.

>>8324621
its a pig

dont bully sudo pls its not his fault

Happy new year Sudo, never leave us!

>HIGH SCHOOL HIERARCHY (fixd)
football team
jocks
bullies
cheerleaders and hot popular girls
rich mustang gt dudes (richer dudes got vette)
jokers
whores
gangstas
cool band dudes
mediocres (accepted in any groups, can attend parties)
druggies hipppies
lame band dudes
school drama
wangstas
goths
silent dudes
vidya nerds
computer geeks
animu nerds
nerds
new students (slowly or quickly he'll climb)
handicaps and retards
>SUDO<

Yay! You're at the bottom! Do you enjoy yourself having almost no friends and get bullied? Do you enjoy to lock yourself in your room to watch anime and fap to lolies everyday?

>How to climb to the top before the school starts again
-stop fapping to lolis
-stop watching japshit
-work out
-join the mediocres
-join the jokers
-join the football team
-pick some girls
-finally: attend parties and get drunk
>theme song: push it to the limit

>>8324647
i think that sudo is too old for high school. and plus, in college, being a nerd is actually cool. being independent is about accepting who you are. so sudo. never change, because then you would no longer be sudo

>get done with ballet and gymnastics class
>mom comes to pick me up
>due to my intense sweating from not the class, but my immense girth, I ask mom if she can make a quick stop at McDonalds so I can get a large chocolate shake
>get up to the window
>mom order shake
>I smirk and scream "And two 50 piece nuggets to as well"
>mom is pissed, slaps me with spaghetti, but at least I'll get some delicious nuggets
>she pays for the food, employee looks at me with spaghetti in my lap, sauce on my hair and face, and winks
>employee pulls out spaghetti from his pocket, and gives me a wink saying "Spaghetti Brotherhood shall not falter"
>get chocolate shake, nuggets
>proceed to eat all the nuggets
>I'm on my last nugget, it falls on the floor
>start screaming non-sensically, yelling, banging my head against the window
>open window, throw out chocolate shake, but not before sticking my dick in and ejaculating
>scream to passers-by "NO NUGGET LEFT BEHIND"
>scurry about the bottom of my mom's AMC Pacer, looking for the lost nugget
>find used condoms, birth control pills, cocaine, weed pipes, m&ms (which I promptly stick into my adipose filled face
>finally, I find the nugget
>it has semen and shit on it
>exclaim to no one in particular "For this nugget of mine was dead and is alive again; it was lost and is found."
>name the nugget Timonthy
>get back home
>family is all there waiting
>it's my 30th birthday
>they threw a surprise party
>spaghetti falls from the roof onto my head as a joke
>i run into my pokemon themed bedroom in tears, shitting myself all the way there

>>8324646
You too!

>Sudo !Tohsaka8ks

>>8324666
Fake story, there wouldn't be that many nuggets available. People buy nuggets all the time and they run out quickly, there's no point someone can just walk in and take 100 nuggets. You would have had to have waited for more.

>December 31
>everybody gathering together, partying
>light, food, happiness
>me, alone on my house.
>the room is dark enough to not see my keyboard
>playing touhou

greentext me your day /jp/

>>8324701
>get up
>/jp/
>sleep
>spaghetti falls out of my pockets
>she wants to fuck
>fucking gamestop
>gamestop is a bear
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur
>2012
I was seriously glad that was a dream

>>8324665
>this is what 17 year olds with diabetes actually believe

stop fugging bullying im seriosu this is new years eve cant we all be friends for the one day??
put all your meanness in the past for jsut one day :) let bygones be bygones

>>8324701
>December 31
>wake up
>/jp/
>play games
>/jp/

What happened to Kuroko spammer?

>>8324770

heres a friend for you

*whips out dick*

>>8324759
Where did the diabetes part come from?

We musrt gather together to stop the bullying!

happy new year /jp/
that feel when your were invited to a party but didn't go

>>8324777
No one gave him enough attention.

Also, happy new year from Furansu.

>>8324834
I know that feel.
I'd rather spend my new year here with /jp/~