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that feel when want japanese gf
how I get japanese gf?

>> No.8323218
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8323218

>2010
>that feel when girls poop out they're butts
>ISHYGDDT
>who are you quoting D:<
>okay.jpg
>try to walk to dinasaur
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw when i have no pokeface.png
>dinasaur turns into a dragon and flies away
>holy shit im flying to O__O
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>flying spaghetti monster.exe
>mfw

>flying on my dinasaur
>see dead baby on the sidewalk
>mvq quand :(
>implying I, as a guy, will ever breast feed a baby
>that feel when males can lactate out they're nipples
>BUENO.gif
>give my dragon bro a high five
>BUENO.gif
.>_>^ ^<_<
>now i poop in my pussy every day because i enjoy yeast infections
>ISHYGDT
>spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>mfw
>2013

>> No.8323219

Hi, you seem to be new here, let me help you:
>>>/soc/

>> No.8323206

Take it from me, it's easier to just pay a professional.

>> No.8323204

Pilot a mecha

bitches love mechas

>> No.8323236

>>8323204
This would actually work.

>> No.8323242

>>8323218
gtfo newfag

>> No.8323264

noobs

>> No.8323269

>>8323242
>newfag
Get out of /jp/

>> No.8323273

>>8323269

u mad nerd?

"i lov ur dik in my ass" - u

>> No.8323290

>>8323273
>u mad nerd?
Get out of /jp/

>> No.8323295

>>8323290
lol trolled hard

>> No.8323300

My god, cannot report all this fast enough.

>> No.8323293
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>>8323269
Only newfags complain about "newfag", newfag.

>> No.8323291

>>8323273
"i luv my dik in his ass" - u

>> No.8323306

>>8323242
>>8323269
>>8323291
>>8323273

omg stop.

>> No.8323313

>>8323300

nice dubs xD

>> No.8323385

>this thread
OWNED4LYFE

>> No.8323506

>>8323196

Go to Hong Kong and play lots of ping pong...

Worked for me bro.

>> No.8323514

>>8323506
Hong Kong is in Korea you idiot. Did you miss the part where he said "japanese"? He said it TWICE. Maybe you don't know this, but Koreans HATE the Japanese. How the fuck would he get a Japanese girlfriend in HONG KONG? Jesus, I can't believe how dense you neo-/jp/ers are.

>> No.8323518

>>8323514
Forgot my sage.

>> No.8323524

>>8323514
ALL ASIANS ARE THE SAME ANYWAY

>> No.8323529

>>8323514
Holy shit man seriously, I hope you're not serious.

>> No.8323533

>>8323514

You're so full of shit, not to mention how wrong you are.

>> No.8323535

>>8323385
LOLOLOL it's the ANUSHOLOCAUST

>> No.8323538

>>8323514
Reported.

>> No.8323570
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8323570

Evacuate the premises we got major buttheat in here

>> No.8323617
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8323617

learn how to cook. all the asain girls i know love eating..yet are very thin.
but if you fail....you can always make a contract with me....

>> No.8323627

>>8323617
Can I make a contract to not have the bad side effects (becoming a witch and so on) but still be a magical girl?

>> No.8323633

>>8323617

>you can always make a contract with me....

Does that contract allow me access to your anus? If not, no deal.

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>>8323627
yes, yes you can.

>> No.8323722

>>8323708
no he can't

>> No.8323741

>>8323722
have you watched the last episode of madoka?

>> No.8323754

>>8323741
I haven't even watched the first.

>> No.8323760

>>8323754
yes, you did

>> No.8323792

>>8323760

no, he didn't.

>> No.8323804

>>8323792
what makes you think you know what he did fag?

>> No.8323822

That feel when you realise you spend more time learning about how to learn japanese than actually learning japanese

>> No.8323817

>>8323804
Get out of my /jp/

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8323828

Girls will be all over you once you get doubles.

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>>8323196

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