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Nothing to prove, as there is no chance.

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Settle down, Descartes. I'd say your chances are approximately 6 billion to one, BEST case.

0.

>>832318
>>832316
THAT'S NOT MATH, THAT'S GUESSING.

I WANT TO SEE FORMULAS AND DATA.

Common sense.

Fine, I'll bite.

You are on 4chan, therefore you meet 0 girls per day, have never met a girl, and this value will never increase.

Since the number of girls you meet per day is 0, you will never meet a girl.

Since Hirano Aya is a girl, and you will never meet a girl in your lifetime, your chances of marrying her are zero.

>>832299

Sorry, Kouta Hirano is already her husbando.

>>832321
You have no way of proving that math even works the way everyone says it does, mister empiricist.

>>832324
what about the super robot theory of making 1% 100%?

>>832336
Doesn't work if the chances are 0% instead of 100%.

>>832330
Fuck yeah, Hirano is so awesome and slow to draw fucking Hellsing.

>>832330
that will be me when i'm a rich CEO.

ONLY TO FIND OUT HIRANO AYA HAS AGED.

>>832336
Doesn't work if the chances are 0% instead of 1%.

your chances are 1 out of 8 billion

6+ billion to account for the number of human beings on the earth that have an equal chance as you, the extra 2 billion is to account for the low probability that you will ever see her, the language barrier, and your "nobody" status, all of which will make her less likely to meet/date you even in the event you do ever, on some highly unlikely chance, run into Aya, possibly on an equally unlikely trip to Japan.

The devil is in the details. See if you can analyze what is wrong with your life, instead of fantasizing over being with one woman. The main reason you fail is because you forgot to talk with her.

>>832336
You can't have math AND super robot logic. That's effectively dividing by zero. Besides, if you turn 1% into 100%, by mathematical extension, if you perform the same action with 0%, you get...0%. So, you're either multiplying by zero, or dividing by zero.

>>832350
And I run into celebrities at the LAX airport. Who says it's not impossible?

>>832354
What about hot blooded screaming?

>>832352
How does one talks to Hirano Aya?

I'm a Neet, so that means i'm a nobody.
I'm Jobless.
No university education.

The only way for me to turn into a rich fellow is to follow kaiji footsteps, but it's really fucking risky.

According to http://www.livescience.com/othernews/060224_world_population.html, the population of the Earth as of July 2007 was at 6.67 billion people. Let's say 6.7 now.

According to Wikipedia (ugh), Japan has about 127 million people.

Now let's assume Aya has zero friends, no special crush and no personal choice for what her partner (be it a 5-year-old girl or a 90-year-old man) should look/act like (just trying to help your chances here.)

In theory, with these conditions, every person on Earth would have one chance out of 6.7 billion. Obviously, this doesn't work, because most of these people will never set foot in Japan. Let's look at the number of tourists/foreigners Japan gets per year.

According to http://www.yomiuri.co.jp/dy/national/20080612TDY04303.htm, the number is around 8 million.

Let's say you're very determined and you are willing to wait 70 years to marry Aya.

8 million tourists/foreigners * 70 years = 560 million
Now add that to the number of Japanese people (127 million, let's not consider the number of deaths/births): 560 + 127 = 687 million

not even your average educated jap has a change.

> So, you're either multiplying by zero, or dividing by zero.
> dividing by zero
Oh noes, the world breaks.

>>832420
Op here.

Fuck you.

>>832642
Wow, I haven't seen you in a while.

>>832420

If reality has an improbability factor of 1, your wish has a factor of (2^infinity)-1. Well perhaps because you are a hueg weeaboo, -2.

>>832420
One should also consider whether Hirano is gay or not. If she's a lesbian, then op will have zero chance even if he's the only guy on earth.

If you're not Korean your chances are zero.

>>832420
And with this post... his dreams are shattered.
I personally think you have no chance whatsoever, simply because you're not Japanese.

>>832328
Surely everything in this universe is bound by set laws?

EVERYTHING STARTS WITH ZERO.

AS LONG AS ZERO EXISTS, THERE WILL BE ONE.

AND ONE WILL EVENTUALLY BE ONE HUNDRED

3-1+1-2

>>833332
Forgot my image.

What, no Drake equation approach?

For shame.

>>832299
you don't want probabilities, you want certainties.

in finite time as long as prob(making wife)>0 can't be the answer because:
1) there is only 1 aya.
2) life times are short. e.g. consider a possible finite time answer of 2^n where n is very large. you won't live that long.
in all practicality it is very close to 0. you could go to japan, or aya could come to yoru city. regardless it will be very small.

as an economist the only way i can see to model this would be some random walk type method.