/jp/ - Otaku Culture

HELL yea, fuck you /soc/.

>/a/ before /jp/
>gay in first and second place
>not /an/
/cgl/ is fun sometimes.

/jp/ gets HELLa bitches

>>8319840

>/soc/

>>>/soc/9229703

I guess you could say /v/ was not /fit/ to be number one.

>9th /r9k/
What is that board about, surely it can't be worse than /jp/?

>>8319869
It's /jp/ with anything 2d replaced by 3d.
Maybe a little bit more self loathing.

>>8319869
/b/ with forced OC

>>8319879
You're thinking of /soc/

Feels like you shouldn't make threads with screencaps of threads from other boards.

I mostly browse /co/ so this makes me feel good

Who is he quoting?

>No they are sad lonely men who fap to touhous and cry about their autism and spend their gubment moneys on figures and other stupid shit while depression eats them away.

>They haven't given up on women, it's just that they are too sad/scared to look.

>So yes, they hit on any woman that come into contact with them

This is how other people see /jp/, and it's spot on.

>>8319930

>So yes, they hit on any woman that come into contact with them

What?

sick

/fit/ is mostly fatties trying to become unfat with maybe 25% actually aesthetic people.

Why is /jp/ so high up the list? Don't they understand that we want them less than any other board?

>>8319956
First thing they say in any book about picking up girls to harvest their organs, er I mean to fuck is that they always go after the guy who shows no interest and treats them like shit.

>>8319943
They must take our self-trolling female threads seriously. That is the only explanation I can think of.

If there's any /cgl/ here, please listen:

/jp/ would rather cut their dicks, eat them, shit them and eat them again than having contact with 3DPD whores, much less with you, who are the worst kind of being that society has produced.

Go choke in an ocean of dicks.

>>8319930
I have bad news for you.
Do you remember how in old /b/, smart people go there to act like a retard?
Same case with /jp/, successful people come here to act like NEET shut in who spend all his time pissing and shitting on floor in their basement.
Do you really think there are people like them that can spend their money in expensive hobbies like buying figs, merchandise and traveling to comiket?
Even in those shitty battlestation thread, most people have like triple LCD displays and 50+inch TV.
In actual fact, /jp/ is the place where successful people come to pretend like a poor jobless NEET basement dweller while calling out normalfags and telling them to get out.

owned 4 lyfe

>8319930
>So yes, they hit on any woman that come into contact with them
Well I guess zun!bar does. But most /jp/ers are opposed to his most recent behavior. Personally I feel uncomfortable when women hit on me via the only medium they can (the internet), and I would be relieved if they were just men pretending. And yes, this has happened.

>>8319974
mfw when you can't into hyperbole

>>8319970
Actually if I'm faced with the choice of cutting off my own dick and eating it or having contact with a 3D whore I'd have to pick the latter.

>Don't be so harsh to them. They're really sweet when you get to know them.

Teeheehee. Somebody likes us~

>tinychat.com/socscene
look at these spergs

>>8319970
>Go choke in an ocean of dicks.

Why would you give them what they want?

>>8319974
I'd have to agree, my dick is too valuable to me to have it get cut off because of some unimportant woman. I guess I'd have to just man up and deal with it until it blows over.

tinychat.com
look at these spergs

I can't report fast enough.

Wouldn't /ck/ be a prime choice? Half of the boards listed are just going to be children.

>>8319883
>/b/ with forced OC

That failed big time. It's /soc/ with asocial whiners.

>>8319987
When /ck/ is fatties galore talking about their favorite fast food place more than actual cooking? It's food and cooking, after all, not everyone there actually cooks.

haha soc
tinychat.com/socscene
look at these spergs

I kept messing up wordfilter evasion

Do you really think one /cgl/ slut speaks for all /cgl/ sluts?

>>8319974
>>8319983
I would rather die than face loss of my future wizardry at the hands of some 3DPD

>>8320008
Wait, we had to have sex with them? I thought we only had to be in contact with them. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

>>8320011
It's the natural progression with those creatures. I've read literature where it says they basically go crazy and force themselves onto you.

>>8320011
You're basically sacrificing your penis if you put it inside one of those things in the first place.

Come on /jp/, can't you see a woman as a fellow human being? It's like you think we're all aliens. That's seriously what it sounds like. If you can find company with each other, why can't you find company with the right girl?

Isn't cosplaying the same as when you talk about dressing up as girls and having parties?

Even all your touhou lovers are based on the forms of real girls.

>>8320016
Those witches...

What's up with all the /cgl/ shit on /jp/ recently?

How does /jp/ even rank?

This board is literally garbage. Moot even said so himself when he made it.

>/jp/

>>8320037
moot a shit

>>8320026
Go find yourself a nice cock to sit on.

I'd suck off the nastiest looking guy on /jp/ before I'd even think of touching one your rot infested holes.

>>8320026
because deesgusting.
Alright all you underage newfags, listen up.

Day after day I keep seeing you mongoloid virgins in here asking questions like 'What does a pussy feel like?' or 'What does a pussy taste like' and I am fucking well sick of your shit.

A VAGINA is like a new running shoe, OK? At first, it looks good, smells ok and fits rather snugly. As time goes by, it stops being all of those things though, especially after being used repeatedly. It starts to look beat up, smells worse and worse, and things get kinda sloppy. A VAGINA is basically a tepid reservoir of bacterial filth, with new bacteria and viruses being added every time a new strange cock goes in (which is usually fairly often, because all women are whores. Even Mom.). It tastes like it smells too, sour with a peculiar strongness. They all smell and taste like that. All of them. Wanna know why? It is also a drain for bodily refuse like dead cells, dead bacteria, and dead spermatozoa. It smells the way it does, because it is full of decaying things all closed up in a moist, heated pocket.

So go ahead, stick your face in it and lick up that stinking, rotting slime.

This PSA brought to you by a concerned /jp/edo.

>>8320026
>can't you see a woman as a fellow human being?

Most women don't deserve to be treated like human beings, and most women don't treat men like human beings.

I'm not willing to look for one of the minority.

>>8320037
Well, moot's a normalfag, he betrayed the site's initial purpose.

>1st fit
durrhurridiots
>2nd fa
only care about themselves
>3rd co
lol chris-chan
>4th a
Well, you can find some fat weeaboos roneries to match you!
>5th mu
"I hate your taste in music WUBWUBWUBWUB"
>6th jp
more weeaboos
>7th soc
desperate faggots
>8th v
oh...oh god
>9th r9k
just.....dear god
>/g/
Intelligent, smart, good looking people.
/g/ master race forever.

>>8320060
But /cgl/ is weeaboo too. Which is why I assume /jp/ is even on their list. Then again this place is more or less /soc/ these days.

/jp/ girls > /a/ girls >>>>>>> poop from a butt > /cgl/ girls

wherre is lounge/vip/etc?? or /po

>>8320079
there are /jp/ girls now?

>>8320079

>>8320053
More like he doesn't remember anything he did pre ~2007.

>1st fit
muscle douches, women phantasm.
>2nd fa
gayer than fit, and that's a say.
>3rd co
wut?
>4th a
they like gay people this much?
>5th mu
unbearable guys, I hate them.
>6th jp
I don't think they really understand this board
>7th soc
β
>8th v
they like kids too? Pedo!
>9th r9k
desparate part of the chart
>last /g/
/cgl/ confirmed for no taste

>>8320089
PIG ma hahaha look at that lil snout

is pigma the mother of sudo

>>8320089

Sup, babe.

>>8320100
Dammit, this is why I haven't filtered you.

That was actually funny. And I hate you for it.

>>8320108

Agreed.

>>8320108
i've been drinking tonight if that means anything to you

>>8320104
>>8320089

>>8320124
Actually, it does. Thank you for that.

>>8320124

Drink more often.

>>8320135
>>8320127
Don't encourage underage drinking.

board ratings 2011 by number of subhumans

1./cgl/
2./soc/
3./b/
4./vip/
5./pol/
6./a/
7./v/
8./d/
9./toy/
10./fit/

>Surprised we're that high considering we're full of shut-ins and misogynists.

This is how /a/ sees themselves. This explains the prevalence of TRUNEET faggotry these days.

>>8320146
vip is good, you shut your whore mouth, robo

>>8319987
I was thinking this too, until I realized that /ck/ has a tiny userbase (seems like a lot of people tend to only stop by to ask a single question) and /ck/ is probably full of girls already.

>>8319995
I go there and I cook. The problem is, people are really picky about food over there. Posting about the wrong or different way to prepare something will get people very mad. OC, like pictures of your food also tends to get people mad. Either your drink choice won't be good enough, or your technique will not be good enough, and people just complain and complain over it. There was even a few threads where some Japanese guy asked everyone to post their meals and people got mad because the guy was 1.) Japanese 2.) Posting pictures of food he did not cook 3.) Eating too much food 4.) Posting Japanese food 5.) Using too many bowls 6.) Keeping it in one thread (someone actually got mad that he kept bumping the same thread for weeks)

In the end the guy said his internet stopped working at home so he was going to try to keep the threads going if he could, but he never posted after that. I felt really bad for him.

>>8320146
Why /vip/? I never go there, but isn't is a pokemon board?

>>8320170
It's a text board
/vp/ is the pokemon one

>>8320170
no

it's one of the two boards with forced anon (the other being /book/ or books or whatever), modeled after 2ch's vip board but slow as fuck

it has a lot of spam on it but it used to be great

>>8320170
/vip/, not /vp/. Huge difference. /vip/ is a text board that's only a shell of its former self.

>>8320163
>There was even a few threads where some Japanese guy asked everyone to post their meals and people got mad because the guy was 1.) Japanese 2.) Posting pictures of food he did not cook 3.) Eating too much food 4.) Posting Japanese food 5.) Using too many bowls 6.) Keeping it in one thread (someone actually got mad that he kept bumping the same thread for weeks)
But that guy is a known spammer, he used to do that on /jp/ constantly. Thread after thread. "My meal today"

I think they're justified in getting mad over that.

>>8320179
You're supposed to be new.
You're really giving away your identity here.

>>8320179
This is a shit thread anyway, so I see no problem asking here.

What's your deal anyway Tokiko? I mean I know what you're doing, but what motivated you to do it? I'm not just giving you a hard time, I'm actually curious at this point.

>/g/
>Intelligent, smart, good looking people.
>/g/ master race forever.
perfect material for friend zone

>>8320197
Half of /g/ are just people from other boards who as a consequence of their hobbies have an interest in building PCs. Like /a/, /jp/ and /v/.

>>8320192
On /jp/ I could see why people would be mad and the threads would be deleted early and why he would remake them, but why would you get mad over someone posting food on the food and cooking board? Let alone keeping it in one thread until it reached the limit.

>>8320205
This reminds me, there are a ton of people on /k/ who used to browse /jp/. I think it's our shared sociopathy.

>>8320192
Was it the guy who kept talking about aikido and having ramen or whatever? I loved those

>>8320216
:s/\/k\//\/prog\/

>>8320228
I hear they also literally prostitute themselves.

Crossboard invasion by /cgl/? Damn, you shitposters have some good ideas.

Reported.

Why does /cgl/ have such terrible taste in men?

I guess this is just what happens when people take up what is essentially prostitution as a hobby.

>>8320219
This guy said he was working for some kind of company, forgot what he did. He had a Ricoh GXR with the Leica M mount module and a 33mm lens and was always eating out at nice places, so I'm guessing he had it good.

There was also a guy who posted pictures of ramen everyday in /ck/ with "ramen" as the body. People got mad at him too, but I can see why since he never really bothered replying to anything that wasn't Japanese. He stopped when the earthquake and tsunami happened. I thought he died. I saw him post in one of those post your meal threads and I felt so relieved.

>>8320231
I heard it too.

>>8320087
That foot is really fat. I can see diabetes and the entire foot rotting off in 10, maybe 20 years down the line

All /cgl have to offer is their bodies, so they target the sort of people that they think will respond to that.

That being said, why are /a/ and /jp/ even on the list?

>>8320286
/a/ has always wanted to be normal. They want to have girlfriends, jobs, ect. They whine because they can't. They're depressed because they can't.

>>8320286
A dude from /v/ wrote the list to troll other invading /v/ people but his post ended up spreading to other boards.

>>8320286

/a/ has money and goes to cons, also partakes in normalfag stuff like the 'Amagami Challenge'.

>>8320315
What the fuck is the amagami challenge?
Is it like a which amagami you will fuck?

>>8320315
>Amagami Challenge
What's that?

>>8320323
Speed run through the game?

>>8320323
>>8320327
It's where they try to get a girlfriend by christmas, much like in Amagami. Otherwise they go to a park and sit there alone.

>>8320323
>>8320327

>>8320376
What the fuck kind of normalfag crap is that?

>>8320026
>Come on /jp/, can't you see a woman as a fellow human being?
I've talked to countless girls over the internet and have come to the conclusion that they are indeed not human. Most people on /jp/ are probably the same.

>>8320373
Fucking /a/ associating my galge with this normalfag shit.

>>8320384
most people failed
some funny stories from anons meeting in parks for penalty

>>8320376
That's a pretty hard challenge to be honest.

I'd rather jump my car over a lake of burning sharks. At least I know I could do that successfully.

>>8320409
Poor zun!bar.

>>8320403
If you're above average intelligence then most other people are going to seem like literal animals before you even consider gender.

>>8320373
>>8320376
Holy shit

>>8320414
>then
HAHAHA

>>8320428
But that's wrong. He was wright in the first place.

>>8320295
Not true. Most of /a/ pretends they are /jp/, while the rest is true normalfag.

/jp/s list:
1st /jp/

Well yeah and that's it.
Maybe some of the shy small boards like /toy/ too but /jp/ is almost only willing to have contact with /jp/

>>8320439
All the other boards are just filled to the brim with normals while /jp/ has maybe a 30% normal saturation.

>>8320439
I go on /tg/
And yeah "almost"

>>8320453
I went to /tg/ once.

When did people start calling things from japan "weeaboo"? Anime is weeaboo, VNs are weeaboo, etc.

>>8320404
>associating my galge with this normalfag shit

You know that was the premise of the game, right?

>>8320439
Ideally at least. /jp/ is most likely filled with people who don't even consider /jp/ their home board.
Especially during comiket /jp/ gets filled with offboard visitors who make their presence quite painfully obvious.

>>8320477
But it's not 3D. Big difference. I don't think the idea of the game is to inspire you to be a massive normalfag, galge works against that goal by default.

>>8320477
I view it more as experiencing it as some kind of fantasy but not actually being willing to act it out in real life. It's similar to FPS games or cp/rape games - you won't go out and kill people nor will you run around and rape every moving thing like some kind of nigger because of the consequences and lack of a real want to do it. The game just provides a kind of escapism that you'd normally be unable to experience.

>>8320470

When moot opened the normalfag floodgates and started making fun of Japanese media himself.

>>8320470
That curse has afflicted /tg/ now?
Shame.

/tg/ was my favourite board in 2007-2008. They had some really good Touhou threads, actually. It was one of those boards that was on 4chan and used some 4chan terminology, but didn't feel like most of the other 4chan boards (i.e. "/b/ with a theme"). /co/ used to be the same I guess.
Oh well. I guess this, "What does it feel like to hold an <X> in your arms?" and "-4 STR" threads were a tell-tale sign that it would devolve into a bitter, misogynist circlejerk like every other "loser" board...

>>8320194
Can you rephrase that?

>>8320563
I wish to gain better understanding of your motivation and methodology.

>>8320548
mods ruined /tg/

once topicality was enforced and meta threads got banned /tg/ went from being 'Western Style Nerd General' to 'WH40K and QUEST THREADS ONLY!' so everyone else left.

Bronies and homestuck have more or less taken over /co/ too

>>8320548
/tg/ is still one of the best boards here.

It's still a shadow of its former self though.

>>8320606
This. Though we've been fighting the mod lately.

>>8320606
Last time I looked /tg/ was greentext stories general.

>>8320563
>He wants to fuck.

>>8320605
That. I was never really a fa/tg/uy, but I used to browse /tg/ fairly regularly. You can only chuckle at the same 40k jokes so many times.

Talk about shadows of former selves though, would you fucking look at this place. I guess a good thread can still be dug up, but we're living in the end of days here.

>>8320631
We can still fight!
I'm trying to bump good thread right now and am thinking of ideas for new good threads

>>8320631
>but we're living in the end of days here.

Yeah.

We still have some decent threads about touhou gameplay and VNs but that's about it.

I ended up getting into magic just to have something to talk about on /tg/ before I found out that /tg/ is one of the worst places on the internet to talk about magic.

>>8320679
Sadly it is. MTG is generally respected but the threads don't really go anywhere because they're all about gameplay.

Where as RPGs and WH40K have fluff and hypotheticals, and story crap, and complaining about players.

>>8320761
That's because M:tG fluff is uninteresting, and doesn't have anything more than the card game.
Great game, though.

>>8320777
MtG was fun before it came whoever-has-the-most-money-wins. Also they keep adding over-the-top mechanics so sets aren't really interchangeable.

Of course these were always the case, just Wizards have dropped all pretence of subtlety about it.

>>8320803
>before it came whoever-has-the-most-money-wins

This never actually happened, outside of people stomping casual groups with tournament quality decks.

>>8320829
Well maybe it's changed because I haven't played in a few years, but it really seemed that the latest sets always won because they had some gimmick (usually involving counters) that earlier sets had no way to beat. Even if you all had the same sets, John McHasAJob would buy every card in the set and make a deck that would never lose. Wizards pretty much encouraged this by posting deck ideas and such that neckbeards with too much money would lap up.

>>8320896
Power creep isn't actually happening, power is just being shifted into creatures and out of everything else.

And the situation you described happens in casual settings because some people simply have more disposable income than others and are willing to make use of it to gain an advantage. This is why casual magic is terrible.

In tournaments most people have enough money to buy whatever they think they need, so skill actually matters.

>>8320082
We all are little girls here, silly.