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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>> No.8319386,1 [INTERNAL]  [DELETED] 

>>8319376
Thank you, I've been looking for that.

>> No.8319376

Okay listen you fuckwit, I'm tired of seeing your shitpost all the time.
FIrst off, you fucking twerp, it's konnichiwa, not Gomenasai.
KO NI CHI FUCKING WA. Gomenasai means sorry.
Second, you're a fucking retard for thinking japanese games are superior in any kind. They're as good and bas as american ones. I also bet your drawings look like shit.
Now, you fucking faggot, let me teach you something about swords.
The best thing your glorious Katana can cut through is a bamboo straw, and NOT FUCKING STEEL. LEARN THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE.And it's folded about 10 times, for a total 800 kayers at fucking most. Nobody's gonna sit 5 years in his room and polish a rod, exept you maybe because you can't get any pussy.
Now, you're telling me that you know stuff about japanese history. HA HA FUCKING HA FAGGOT. You couldn'T even get a proper Kana if your life depended on it, not like it's worth anything. No fucking one wears a goddamn Kimono in the streets, you retarded fuckwit.
Go on, move to Japan, get laughed at by fucking everyone, I might just fly with you to have a seat in the front row when your spirit is shattered to a thousand bits. No one is gonna like an acne-ridden wannabe-japanese who doesn't know shit about the culture he so disgustingly admires.
Now, kindly fuck off and die, you scum of the earth.

>> No.8319373

/jp/ - repost culture

>> No.8319386

>>8319376
Apologies good Sir, however I believe you just got trolled.

>> No.8319469

Ken-sama died.

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8319481

This shit is old. Ken can speak fluent Japanese now.

やーみんな!今日はご機嫌いかがでしょうか?私はケンと申します。私は二
十七歳のアメリカ人オタクでございます。つまり、日本製アニメの大ファ
ンということです。私は毎日、マンガをUSB入力タブレット装置で描き
、腕を向上させています。また優れた日本製ゲーム(魔界戦記ディスガイア
、ファイナルファンタジー、ゴッドハンド)をしています。

私は毎日日本刀の訓練をしております。日本刀はとても上質な剣で機甲でも
真っ二つに切れます。それはなぜかと言うと、刀は一千回以上鍛錬して加
工される天下一の武器であるからです。二年前私は刀の免状を授かりまし
て、毎日訓練して順調に上達しております。

日本語においてはもちろん達人でございます。漢字を書くことだけでなく大
阪弁も流暢でございます。それに武士道の教えを100%忠実に守っておりま
す。日本のビザを得るときは東京に移動して一流の高校に通学しながら日
本の気高い文化についてもっと学びたいと思っております。やがてはスタジ
オジブリの製作者か日本のゲーム会社の社員になることを志しております


私は着物を何枚も持っています。着ながら町を歩き回ることもよくあります
。日本の生活に適合するため、しっかりと着物を着る練習をしておきたい
と思っております。先輩や年上の人に頭をさげることや日本語の練習もし
ていますがこちらではまだ、日本語で返事できる人は珍しいです。

今年の夏から日本で頑張るので、ぜひ応援して下さい!

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8319485

>>8319386
You can't recognize kopipe AND you don't know what the word troll means? Dude, go back to /a/

>> No.8319490

>>8319469
He will always live in our hearts as the great sensei.

>> No.8319495

Ken-Sama is dead you fuckers.

Show some respect.

>> No.8319504

That's the ugliest fucking yukata I've ever seen.

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8319514

>>8319485
you must go to >>>/a/ and circlejerk in their alice threads

>> No.8319543

>>8319481
"And all over! What today is HOW YOU DOING? My name is Ken. I have
17 years of our American geek. In other words, a large anime files
Is that application. Every day I drew a comic device USB input tablet
And the arm is raised. Also good games made in Japan (Disgaea Disgaea
Final Fantasy, God Hand) has a.

I am training to the sword every day. Cavalry sword with the sword, even a very fine
Off down the middle. I say it because I have a sword forged a thousand times or more
The unique thing is that the height of a weapon. Two years ago I 授Karimashi the diploma of a sword
That, we have to train every day progress smoothly.

In the Japanese language course, our expert. Large Chinese characters as well as writing
Osaka is also fluent in our valves. You are 100% adhered to the teachings of bushido it
The. When you get a visa while attending high school days in Japan leading to move to Tokyo
We want to learn more about this noble culture. Eventually, studio
We aspire to be a Japanese game company employees or the producer of Ojiburi
.

I also have many pieces in a kimono. Often walk around the town while wearing
. To conform to life in Japan, I would like to wear clothes with solid practice
We think. The Japanese practice and also to lower the head and senior senior
Has not yet here, is rare in Japanese people who can answer.

I struggle in Japan this summer, please support us!"

XDloldude u suck at typing in japanese leave and then come back when once uve learnt proper respect for japan language

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8319557

>>8319386

>> No.8319562

>>8319543
Not sure if ironic or autistic.

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