/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Because I've never had sex with a girp.

Why not?

Because I have failed into initiating sexual activity with a member of the opposite sex.

Why do people ask questions that they themselves cannot answer?

Because a big russian man ritually cut off my dick when I was five.

>>8314645
Why the hell would you ask a question that you can answer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x58nZ92c3lg

Because doing naughty things with little girls is wrong

Because I have autism.

Are you still considered a virgin after being on the receiving end of a homosexual intercourse?

>>8314648

hahahaha oh god the moment kom susser todd starts

>>8314661

No. But what about sucking dicks?

>>8314661

Nope
Now you're a fagget

I'm too scared she'll get pregnant.

>>8314650

I've came in dozens of onaholes.

No. I've had sex only once, though. My father took me to a high class brothel as a birthday gift.

I think i would have enjoyed it much more if my boner didn't keep dieing. I wonder why: was it the 3DPD, even though i chose a really hot girl that suited my tastes (or almost), or if i was way too nervous.

>>8314679

>>8314683

was it your dad watching through the mirror

That feeling when you turn 28 next week.

And it's probably because I like spending my free time at home far too much. Not really sure. But I really don't think about such things much. /jp/ Anon is the only one who reminds me that I'm a virgin.

At work people always ask me how my wife is doing and I'm like "dude I'm not married".

>>8314705

2 years to go, man.

>>8314648
guy: "if you're virgin until 30 you turn into a magician"
girl off screen: "is that a new religion thing?"
ahahah oh wow

>>8314705
Why didn't you find a cute guy in the military?
Or at least have a quickie with one of the ANA guys you probably had attached to your unit.

>>8314705
What will you do with your magic powers?

>>8314637
Because it would be hypocritical of me wanting to have a virgin wife while not being a virgin myself.

>>8314713
i think zun!bar will become a warlock instead of a mage.

I got my cock sucked once, dude. Did I lose my virginity?

>>8314757

If that was a girl and not a vacuum cleaner then yes.

I'm testing to see if it's the no sex at all or the 30 years with no sex for wizard powers. I'll let you all know in 24 more years.

>>8314705
I'll be 27 next week, i guess you'll be getting your powers first.

>>8314787
>>8314705
man, why are you so old, guys?

>>8314648
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x58nZ92c3lg
finally I've found my idol.

Because my penis was cut off in a unfortunate circumcision accident and they had to cut off my thumb and surgically attach it to act like a urethra.

Thanks for bringing up painful memories.

>>8314648
true /jp/sie

>>8314767

If you've ever had sex, including oral, you aren't candidate to wizardry anymore.

>>8314681
Slut.

>>8314801
It's not like I asked to be born so early!

>>8314846

>>8314867

But did you ask to be a shitposter?

>>8314885
How could I ask to be something that I'm not?

>>8314867
I never knew you were so old, Sudo.

I haven't been a virgin for years. Sexually starved for a year though and I have no idéa what the female I used to date saw in me, thus, I don't know how to repeat my success. I am once again doomed to sexual starvation AND I have given up my rights to become a wizard.

But at least I have you /jp/.

>>8314912
>As if girls would suddenly be all over you if you "chose" not to be a virgin
Logic, what is this thing

>>8314912
>how dare you chose to be virgins. That's not your choice to make, no woman wants you anyway, losernerds!

>>8314912
See, that's one of the many ways they trick you into giving up your virginity, they brainwash you into thinking it's a privilege for a woman to even consider having sex with you and that you have no right to say no. They basically make fun of our mental discipline, trying to convince us that our purity is a result of our failings rather than our perseverance.

>>8314947
(Which they do because their power as the imagined keyholders of sexual activity is the only sort they have)

I was born and raised in a family you may not understand.

I can't feel love.

>>8314933
>>8314947

justify it however you want nerds

also

>our purity

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>8314933
>>8314947
>>8314959
Stay mad.

>>8314766
wrong. you have to penetrate someone to lose your virginity

>>8319321
Penetration is not required. Just doing anything sexual strips you of your virginity.

because i gave up on 3dpd

besides, 2d is more beautiful

>>8314974
This, but I'm happy with my life.

I feel if some 10/10 3DPD wanted to just use me as a fuck buddy I'd turn her down so I could just stay the way I am right now.

>>8314846
What if I was raped.

Because this.

>>8319365
That's where society's stigma for rape comes from. Back in the old days people considered it a real shame that a child could be stripped of their wizard powers before they had a chance to decide. People forgot about wizards and now the idea has been misconstrued to mean that children are not capable of giving consent.

>>8319395
If I've never played on Eredar can I still become a wizard?

What about fapping? Does that disqualify you?

I prefer 2D girls over 3D ones.

>>8319395
One more year.

I'm going to look so badass in the hooded robe.

>>8319395
>prom

Do people actually go to these? I thought that was only for people who washed their brains with turpentine.

>>8323525
Yes.

Because I'm still didn't opened the portal to Gensokyo

I'm actually not a virgin!

I had sex one time with a chubby middle eastern girl while I was drunk. She wanted to really bad and I wasn't sure since it would be my first time and all but eventually I caved. It wasn't that great, really.

>>8319395
>sold your virginity to a whore
Wait, I had no idea it worked like that. How much do they typically offer? I could really use the money.

>>8314817

For those who don't know Japanese, here's a summary.

This gorgeous guy is known as the Akiba "Prince." He's an avid anime-otaku, and doesn't have any interest in 3D women. When asked by a reporter why he still keeps his virginity, he replies that male virgins who turn 30 become wizards.

Later they hooked him up to a heartbeat monitor to see if he gets aroused by 3D women compared to 2D. You can see the rest.

>>8314648
cool vid.
check mine out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-840keiiFDE

>>8314648

The hero /jp/ deserves