/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I hate Shikieki and i hope Komachi takes the day off as i kick the Yama to the Sanzu river

And i got nothing to contribute to this thread, i had that ''I AM THE LAW'' picture of Eiki but i can't find it and now i'm shitposting and that makes me sad.

>>8311665
Here you go.

>>8311656
what is yuuka doing with that stuff

She makes a fine woman.

>>8311687
Yuuka-nyan is NOT lewd.

Why is she so cute?

>>8311710
because of those delicious legs

>>8311718
Legs are sexy, not cute.

Wriggle thread

>>8311710
Because you can imagine her reactions to your compliments, especially about her appearance.
>My legs are... what? Cute? Idiot! Don't be such a pervert or I'll punish you!
>...
>(What is this feeling...?)

>Legs are sexy, not cute.

>>8311745
That's more like it.

>>8311745
My heart!

>>8311733
I may or may not have lost the ability to differentiate

>>8311710
it's the hat

it's always the hat

I used to be a boob man. Thanks to Eiki and Wriggle I've also become a legs, thighs, and ass man.
Combine them all and premature ejaculation.

>>8311803
Don't let her hear you say that. She'd be crushed to know she inspired someone to more sinful.

>>8311832
Is it a sin to adore a beautiful woman? Because she is indeed beautiful. If adoration of beauty is a sin, then I'd go to hell for adoring her.

>>8311854
That's so corny even I want to slap you.

>>8311876
There's nothing wrong with a corny line every now and then. It can be romantic at times, don't you think?

>>8311854
...she'll let you off with a warning this time. But don't do it again!

Lewd Shiki?

>>8311906
I can't promise that. How can I make a promise not to admire her when she's so stunning?

>>8311945
I hope there's a special hell for your kind

>>8311955
I will gladly go there for her if that's what she wishes.

Eiki is my #2 Touhou I'd want to catch me jerking off

>>8311969
Now I want to read a doujin where she catches the guy trying to relieve his pressure in secret and feels horrible for it while she realizes it's a natural need and lets him know it's okay to feel like that.

>>8311969
is number one youmu?

>>8311977
This is my fetish. Too bad I don't know what the fetish is called though.

>>8311977
why would it not be okay? Almost sounds like it's from a mothers point of view

>>8311994
Not from a mother's point of view, but from a woman who realizes that maybe sex isn't bad or sinful when even those with great morals still have to have release.

>>8311978
No, see pic. Youmu is the one I most want to catch masturbating.

>>8311944
The law can be pretty lewd at times.

>>8312007
Sounds like a motherly person, maybe a big sister type. You'd only find that feitsh in shota however.

>>8312009
She makes a good moralfag too.

>>8312022
Why is it so arousing to think of a moralfag character catching you and then helping you out just so you can still work effectively, okay?!

>>8311944
>>8312017

>>8312040
What about holding hands, Is that too lewd as well?

>>8312032
The only thing I can come up with is that you like secretly kinky goody-two-shoes characters.

>>8312061
Well, I don't like slutty characters, so maybe not kinky types.

>>8312073
A goody-two-shoes character can be kinky secretly but still a moralfag at the same time you know.

>>8312073
Well I can't think of another reason why they'd willingly do something they actually don't like. Any better ideas?

I want Shiki to catch me masturbating, and punish me for doing such perverted things.
hnnnng

>>8312092
Thinking it's the only way to help the person is to help them release, then realizing it's not so bad after all.

>>8312054
If the palms are sweaty, yes.

>>8312085
It's called "Lawful Neutral".

>>8312085
I think it's the tension there, and also with a sexy character who is opposed to sex, and cracking that. Also, conflict is exciting, so you don't want it to jump right to sex, you want that first part where they yell at you and slap your penis.

>>8312092
What ever happened to romance? It doesn't have to be begrudging or unwilling...
does it?

>>8312123
Now I need to go find some Eiki doujins, thanks.

Funny, I always imagined Eiki as some fat annoying bitch. Probably because I can't beat her no matter what.

>>8312112
What about petting?

>>8312131
Hope you're ready for a lot of rape

>>8312096
That would be a closet kink.

>>8312097
This is a fair thing to expect.

>>8312128
Hell no that is the best kind.

>>8312123
I will return later.

>>8312211
Isn't kinky just another word for slutty?

>>8312268

Nope you can be kinky and slut or both, but there different thing in of them self

also post more lewd.

Do you really think Eiki, queen of moralfags, would be a closet kink?

>>8312423
How lewd do you want the images to be?

>>8312441
you'd be surprised. As long as it is between lovers and not to cause serious harm, there would be nothing wrong with it. Of course, there IS the matter of going too far...

>>8312173
Why is there no making sweet love doujin for Eiki? She needs at least one

Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.

>>8312482
Zecchou Saiban.

>>8312487
Source?

>>8312500
the slutty adventures of minazuki noumu's faceless male. I feel better about the whole thing if I treat him as many people rather than one person

>>8312495
Link for that?

>>8312524
The lazy should be punished.

>>8312524
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Zecchou+saiban

http://exhentai.org/g/351127/d76bf2ce0d/

>>8312449
Lewd but classy!!!

>>8312555
why'd they cut out the half with the tentacles?

>>8312588
Wings of Yuri doesn't do tentacles. Good thing too, I have them on a blacklist so I would have missed this one.

>>8312562
But... as lewdness increases classiness decreases.

>>8312606
Not if she's only intimate in private places with the one she fell for.

>>8312588
would you look at that, consensual and everything. Komachi's down for a good time

>>8312615
Like this?

>>8312500

English Title: If You had the Power to Wander into Gensokyo
JP Title: もし貴方が幻想郷に迷い込む程度の能力だったら

Artist:Minazuki Noumu

>>8312627
But Eiki isn't.
That doujin is weird. Komachi lets Eiki get raped? Weird, weird, weird.

>>8312649
Too loli. Needs to be taller and mature, not much about her chest, but showing off her legs and thighs.

>>8312660

>>8312665
Oh wow. Oh wow.

>>8312670
Is something wrong?

>>8312660
Tall, mature Eiki is a lot better, but sadly there isn't a lot of lewd images with her like that.

>>8312681
>>8312686
Awawa...

>>8312680
Don't care much for tall, but maturity is nice. I don't like an Eiki that's constantly upset at her chest size, for example.

>>8312694
No, really, is something wrong?

>>8312690
I would like her to have a somewhat flat chest, nice legs and tall height, and be proud about it.

>>8312686
This is when it gets too lewd.

>>8312700
Her legs are by far the best part.

>>8312699
I l-l-l-l...

>>8312701
I dunno, she seems pretty happy with who she's loving.

Tall Eiki is dumb. Short Eiki is far more versatile.

>>8312708
Don't be so sure...

>>8312708
Don't be so sure...

This kind of Eiki is where i think she's a beauty

Isn't it embarrassing when you forget to wear your panties to work.

Even if she's a judge, she's still a woman.

>>8312744
I'm not sure what you're implying...

>>8312743
If she didn't wear such a short skirt, she'd have much less of a problem with this.
What kind of judge uniform is so revealing anyway?

>>8312728
>>8312743
Aaaahhhhh! Stop it, this is too lewd!

>>8312749
Something lewd probably.

>>8312751
She should just not wear a uniform at all, that would solve the problem of it being too revealing.

>>8312749
Even as a judge, you're still a person with dreams, desires, wants, needs. One need most people have is affection.

>>8312763
Oooh, ok. Thought you were someone else.

...you're probably right.

>>8312755
This is the lewd thing that i don't mind. bare back is beautiful

>>8312771
The rest of her isn't beautiful?

>>8312751
To be fair, she wouldn't even need to wear pants while at work.
Not that I'm suggesting you should think about that for a surprising amount of time.

>>8312777
She is. But there are some ways that make her even more and that is one of it

Mine.

>>8312781
But sharing is a virtue, you'll be punished if you don't share.

>>8312790
She'll share plenty. But not this.

>>8312811
What's going on here?

>>8312812
Looks like they are having some tea after a dip in the hotsprings.

>>8312821
So thats how the Yama make butter. I was wondering since they dont have goats or hows in the netherworld. I wonder how much they would sell it for?

>>8312821
So thats how the Yama make butter. I was wondering since they dont have goats or cows in the netherworld. I wonder how much they would sell it for?

>>8312829
Eww.

>>8312828
To cute! TO CUTE!!

>>8312830
Oh, god. What was I thinking with that filename?

>>8312833
You wouldnt eat Yama butter, hand churned? Or are you ewwing at the thought of goat butter. I do that my self.

I don't have any more sexy Yama. But that's ok.

>>8312839
No, I would not.

Yama butter makes me think of Eiki chained up in some dark, dank stall, hooked up to a milking machine and stuffed full of vibrators and stuff.

>>8312844
Here you go then.

this thread frightens and confuses me

>>8312851
She looked like she was having fun. I dont know why you would think that. Perhaps you were mistreated as a child?

>>8312865
>>8312858
tits are way to big.

>>8312867
I mean just from the phrase. I don't even know what picture you mean.

>>8312872
Perhaps this will be more to your liking then?

/jp/ at their local yama

>N-n-n-n-now see here. Today is a day where one makes and gives chocolate to a male that has been of service, so... Well, that is... umm... Oh, r-right! Komachi! I heard about this from Komachi! I, I thought that it would be rude of me to not show some appreciation for someone who has been helping me so I threw something together hastily. H-h-h-h-hurry up and take it already. Since it was done at the last minute, the shape might be kind of strange. It was most definitely not because I spent the last few days learning like crazy how to make it or anything, understand!? The shape seems unsightly because I didn't have enough time! O-o-o-of course, the actual shape itself has no special meaning to it whatsoever, OK!? The book I consulted on how to make this happened to suggest that this was how it is usually done. U-Umm, well, I'm going to repeat my intention to confirm that there's no misunderstanding, all right!? I'm doing this purely out of appreciation only and going along with the custom like everyone else by giving this to you! ...Eh? Giving Valentine's Day chocolate indicates that a male and female have affection for each other and acts as a symbol of confession? I-I-I-I at least know that much! ...Ah! ...Err, no, I mean... god! If you're a man, then stop nitpicking all the little details, shut up, and accept this already! ...Umm, you want to hear me say it? ...Argh, FINE! I like you!

>>8312882
>exhausted after a hard butter churning session.

Its so cute how she puts all her effort in to her work.

>>8312891
I like a socially awkward eiki as much as the next guy but I prefer her a little more gruff and quiet

>>8312912
Too cute not to keep.