/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What happened to it?

Can I finger your Sarlaac Pit?

>>8304477
My fetal form never developed one. There's a hole there instead.

>>8304477
Boating accident.

>>8304497
A mutant? Is this the Zone?

>>8304508
Why don't you come over to my place and find out?

I live in Florida.

How can you be boss if you don't even have a dick for your underlings to suck?

you can suck mine then

>>8304524
I have them suck something else. ;)

>>8304513
Because I'd have to travel half way across the world. That, and I'm not very interested.

>>8304534
How's about I make it worth your while?

I've always wanted to take a /jp/sies virginity.

>>8304470

>>8304547
How much money are you offering?

I don't have one as well - a dick that is. Shoulda never have joined the army.

>>8304552
Offering?
You misunderstand me, I'm not offering anything.
You should be the one "offering" me.
What say you?

>>8304552
Even a virgin should know you never make the woman pay. I'm the one doing you a favor here.

>>8304556
>>8304557

What's the point of traveling to Florida if you are not going to give anybody money?

>>8304548
I'll get out when I'm done, honey.

>>8304556
I say you're the lousiest negotiator I've ever met. We're not going to get anywhere with this.

>>8304563
I'm offering a poor /jp/sie the chance to cast off his V-card with an attractive female-bodied woman so he can finally get on with his life. You'd think that's reason enough, but apparently it's true that you're all picky as hell.

>>8304563
Forget that moneyless slut. She tricked me into thinking I would receive money from this too.

>>8304574
I'm sorry, I'm not into that sort of thing. If you don't have a penis, you are no catch.

>>8304574
What makes you better than a prostitute in my vicinity then? It would cost a lot less money than coming all the way to Florida.

>>8304576
What makes you think I'm a slut?

I never mentioned having a boyfriend, I'm just horny as hell right now and pathetic nerds turn me on. You don't seem to appreciate how I'm willing to do a favor for one lucky /jp/er.

>>8304574
Are you really that dense? Do you really not get it? If you take something away from someone, it's perfectly reasonable for them to expect some kind of compensation. Do you think we're some kind of charity, just giving away our so-called "v-cards" for free?

>>8304590
Have you never played an RPG before?

You generally have to pay for the cleric to remove a curse, i.e. your V-card. Not the other way around.

>>8304590
Yeah, this. We are offering all of our future wizard powers to you, I expect something in return. At least pay for my travel expenses, I always wanted to go to Orlando.

Holy shit. This is either a troll or a real slut. How will your future husband feel if he ever finds out? And I don't think anyone is willing to pay money just to fuck you.

>>8304586
Because I highly doubt any prostitute you could find would browse /jp/ and understand you half as well as I do.

>>8304592
How is it a favour? I come to Florida, I lose a lot of money, I lose my "V-card" to someone who may or may not be my type, I probably lose more money and then I have to go all the way back. And this is without considering the time spent. I seem to be losing a lot of things without gaining very much.

>>8304599
That wizard crap is just an excuse so you can distract yourself from your pitiful state.

I'm willing to free your mind from this self-constructed prison and all it would cost you is travel expense and some of your undoubtedly worthless time.

>>8304592
>pathetic nerds
This.. is not too bad. Could you... continue? Insult me more, please.

>>8304600
What is there to understand, I pay a prostitute, some extra to fulfill a fetish or two, we have sex and that's it. Cheaper than a trip to Florida and she even might have a penis.

I don't want anything to do with sex, but I'd meet up with you and do /jp/ related things, such as playing melty blood and phantasmagoria.

What part of Florida?
I'm in windermere myself.

>>8304596
That's a form leaderof bullying!

>>8304605
For all we know my "future husband" could be in this very thread. Nothing will happen if you never leave your house, I ain't coming to your door like in your anime. You have to come to mine.

Wait. There are actually real virgins here on /jp/?

/jp/ - I Don't Even Know Any More

>>8304574
>an attractive female-bodied woman
I would cast doubt on this particular statement.

>>8304617
>That wizard crap is just an excuse so you can distract yourself from your pitiful state.
>pitiful state
How is being a virgin a pitiful state? Have you watched too much tv?

>>8304606
I don't think you understand the intrinsic value of my proposition. If you want to pass up on the chance of a lifetime to escape from your current life I'm more than willing to help out another /jp/sie instead.

>>8304628
How is being a virgin not a pitful state? Have you been too much inside your little room?

>>8304623
Why ask for sex then? Just ask to go on a date.

>>8304630
How about you come to me and I give you money then? Would that work?

>>8304615
I'll step on your crinkly little dick with my high heels if that's what you want. You'll have to find me first, though.

>>8304617
I am sorry but I have to decline your proposal.
I would rather keep my Wizard power other paying somebody to take my wizard powers.
This only benefits you, I only lose out in this deal.
Thanks for the offer, but not thank you.

>>8304617
You can pay in comfortable monthly payments if you don't have the money right now.

I guarantee it, you won't find quality virgins anywhere else but here, at the cost of my trip to Orlando, it's really a bargain.

>>8304624
They are but they all need to get out.

Virgins not allowed in /jp/.

>>8304616
If you want a penis then, like I said before, you're out of luck with me. Unless you're willing to settle for a strap-on, but that would come out of your own wallet.

>One person in florida
>OP ignores
>mfw troll thread

is /jp/ this easy to troll? I just want some lolis man.

>>8304618
Tallahassee, I live near FSU.

If you want to take it slow that's more than fine with me. I'll at least expect some oral sex, though.

>>8304632
Just because you threw your virginity away at the earliest chance you got doesn't make everyone else "pitiful".
I put it to you, slut, you are in fact the pitiful one.

>>8304643
I think it's safe to assume that everyone in this thread is just having fun, or at least I hope so.

>>8304628
No, but unlike you I'm not socially retarded and understand the negative social stigma attached to male virginity.

>>8304624
Maybe. There might be, there might not be. What's it to you, anyway? I don't like you coming around and asking all these questions.

>>8304656
When do you plan on giving up your virginity then? never ?

>>8304656
Having sex with the one I love = being a slut?

Oh wow, you are hilarious

>>8304662
Whenever you buy it from me.

I'm practically giving myself for free here. Except for the trip to Orlando thing.

>>8304633
I don't go on "dates".

>>8304639
>>8304635
Guys.. I think I'm in love.

>>8304634
No, I'm not traveling to some stranger's place. I'd rather not get raped.

>>8304647
That is very far away. I'm practically in Orlando. Shame, because I'm not going to drive five whole hours to get there and five more to get back.

>>8304670
I am a slut, you are a whore

>>8304574
>so he can finally get on with his life
Are people really under the delusion that this is actually how it works?

>>8304645
Like I said, the deal is fro you to come to me.

I don't even have a car for starters.

Make sure you guys stream yourselves having sex.

I am going to fap like crazy

If anyone else can hear the Disney fireworks every single night, we live close enough that a meetup is possible.

>>8304662
I see no problem with that.
Why does it concern you so much?
Are you upset that you will never get the pleasure of experiencing my flaccid tiny penis in your massive slut hole?

>>8304681
>>8304681
>>8304681
This

>>8304672
Raped? Wasn't the purpose of all of this to have sex anyway? I hope you're not implying that you can refuse any of us if we did come to your place. I don't like this deal anymore.

>>8304674
That's a shame.

Seriously, none of you are going to take me up on this? It's your loss.

>>8304672
>I'd rather not get raped.
Seriously, don't flatter yourself honey.

>>8304681
>>8304684
I'd be willing if OP would just commute.
Doesn't matter if it turns out to be a guy or a really gross girl. In fact, that'd probably make it even better.

>>8304669
Aren't you the one asking for sex with strangers?

I'm sorry if I misinterpreted all your 20 or so posts, I'm really not good at interpreting sexual innuendo

>>8304687
If you actually come to my place I wouldn't reject you. It doesn't work the other way around.

The man is supposed to initiate, anyways.

>>8304676
I can only be a whore if you pay. Come on, I'll even lose a few pounds and dress nicely just for you.

Other than OP, there is another orlando anon here isn't there?
You want to make a /jp/ sex video?

I have an extensive masturbation resume.

>>8304694
That poster wasn't me. There have been a four or five posts of people pretending to be me for whatever reason.

>>8304688
>It's your loss.
You seem full of yourself.
I for one do not like your cockiness.
Over confidence is such a turn-off.
This deal is dead in the water, I want no part in it,
No dealio.

It smells like Lain in here.
Go back to /a/.

>>8304714
Her vagina would be too DEEP for me anyways.

>>8304698
>The man is supposed to initiate, anyways.
Looks to me like you're the one initiating here.
That's very unladylike.
You disgust me.

>>8304632
Stop projecting. My room is really big!
I don't spend more time here than I want to and have a close circle of friends with the same interests as me I regularly meet up with.

Being a virgin is only a pitiful state if the person concerned is desperate about losing his/her virginity. Anon could just see a prostitute if he really wants to. It would be cheaper than visiting you.

>>8304715

What the fuck are you even doing /jp/?

I feel like my mother just walked in on me trying to penetrate a water melon.

>>8304724
Having fun?

I'm so sorry, I won't do it again.

>>8304710
Like I said, it's your loss.

If it interests anyone, I have been typing a lot of these posts with one hand. My other is rubbing my clit. For some reason /jp/'s aura of pathetic arouses me to no end.

>>8304724
Looking for someone to FUCK my cock, dude.

>>8304726
Regular melons are better, anyways.

>>8304729
Can't say I care in the least.

>>8304702
>I'll even lose a few pounds.
Fuck, you're fat as well?
This deal gets worse and worse.
How disappointing.

>>8304734
And I even have some sort of ethnicity!

>>8304729
That really sucks. Even in the same state but too far away.
If I don't lose it before 30, I'll never become a warlock.

>>8304717
Everyone who loses it to a prostitute ends up regretting it, whether they're willing to admit it or not. It's not even close to the real deal.

>>8304719
I'm merely waving a flag, it's up to you to actually come over and start something or not.

>>8304737
But you are just that. A prostitute. What's worse is that you're asking a lot more of us than any decent prostitute would.

>>8304729
Why is the idea of a normalfag girl getting off on my patheticness so arousing?

I wouldn't mind talking to a girl about how much of a failure I am to help her getting off.

>>8304729
Technically, I'm not losing anything. How is it my loss?

>>8304734
Again, that's not me. Someone is impersonating me because they're even more pathetic than the rest of you.

OP, I'll pay you $200 cash if you commute to orlando.

Don't give up on your powers yet /jp/, I believe these people can help us

>>>/x/9220363

>>8304738
Looks like a rather large flag with the word "desperate" on it to me.
Just saying, friend.

>>8304740
Don't worry, I've been gotten off to at least one of your posts about your crippling depression in one of the NEET threads. It's weird, but /jp/ is like fanfic porn for me.

I like how someone's taken my original post and turned it into an RP soliciting thread. It's pretty cool. I was just commenting on how I'm dickless.

>>8304753
Desperate.
Your turn.

>>8304737
Why is it so much different? You'll fuck each other, and then? What do you plan to do?

Let's just all have a meatup in Orlando, then we'll proceed from there.

>>8304761
>meatup

>>8304741
You're missing out on an opportunity, which is a loss according to anyone who's taken a class in economics. If you don't think the trade-off is worth it I'm telling you you're wrong, but I'm not going to sit here all day trying to convince you otherwise.

>>8304766
Whoops.

>>8304755
W-want to hear more about my depression? I'm sure I could share more, knowing someone is interested in hearing about it..

homosexuals are subhuman

>>8304742
I never asked for money. If you lived close enough to walk to my place it would be completely free.

>>8304747
>at 30 years old
>young

>>8304759
Go home and blog about how amazing it feels not be a virgin any more.

>>8304749
How many times do I have to say I'm not traveling anywhere? This isn't a negotiation - you either come to my place or you don't.

What part of this being a favor do you not understand? I'm only willing to do so much.

>>8304761
I am not into gangbangs, sorry.

>>8304767
Not him, but to be 100% honest, I don't have money for a trip to Florida. I'm really really not losing anything here, even if you are telling the truth.

>>8304737
I think Tolstoy did it with a prostitute.

>>8304767
Economics 101?
Opportunity cost needs to take many other things into effect.
Yes, I could get a discount on gas if I purchased it out of state, but that would be going out of my way to do so, and defeat the purpose.

Same thing here. I think YOU should be the one to pick up an anon for sex.
It's much more pathetic if its the women who has to pick the guy up anyways.

fucking faggots

>>8304772
You value yourself so little?
That says volumes about your person.

I'm masturbating to this thread. Crying because fate has placed me too far away to act on this chance.

>>8304753
I'm not desperate in the least, I'm just wondering if a /jp/sie is wanted some mutually beneficial sexual release. I could always go out and get a much more qualified man to do the job, but where's the fun in that? I want to make a /jp/er's day.

>>8304767
It's only a net loss if the cost associated with taking advantage of that opportunity isn't higher than the estimated gain from taking advantage of it. Seems like you need another class.

>>8304779
You keep saying that, but I disagree.
Why should I be the one to pay?
We could at least go 50/50 and meet half-way?

>>8304762
Quit trying to ruin my thread. Why are you so insistent on pretending to be me and make me look bad? Are you just mad because you can't afford to travel to north Florida and don't want anyone else to either?

>>8304784
Why the hostility?
What does it matter to you whether someone was born liking outies more than innies?

>>8304778
Technically you could borrow the money from someone or take out a loan. Anything is possible, it just depends on how much motivation you have to do it.

If anyone actually cares, which I don't think is the case:
I like men that reserve themselves. And my future husband/wife should be a virgin like myself. Coming from a decent looking female with a somewhat normal social life.

Can someone close this shitty thread now? This RPing is making me masturbate in rage.

>>8304770
Go for it. I've already climaxed twice to this thread.

>>8304788
>mutually beneficial
But that's just it, it's not mutually beneficial is it?

>>8304762
Want to borrow my dick for the time being?

>>8304785
It merely says that I'm up for taking a /jp/sie's virginity. That was the whole point in case you forgot.

>>8304806
I love you, please don't leave me!

>>8304806
Actually.. i-it's too embarrassing to just talk about it openly in front of everyone.

>>8304800
Homosexuals account for a disproportionate number of hepatitis cases: 70-80% in San Francisco, 29% in Denver, 66% in New York City, 56% in Toronto, 42% in Montreal, and 26% in Melbourne.
37% of homosexuals engage in sadomasochism, which accounts for many accidental deaths. In San Francisco, classes were held to teach homosexuals how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism.

41% of homosexuals say they have had sex with strangers in public restrooms, 60% say they have had sex with strangers in bathhouses, and 64% of these encounters have involved the use of illegal drugs.

Depending on the city, 39-59% of homosexuals are infected with intestinal parasites like worms, flukes and amoebae, which is common in filthy third world countries.

The median age of death of homosexuals is 42 (only 9% live past age 65). This drops to 39 if the cause of death is AIDS. The median age of death of a married heterosexual man is 75.

>>8304816
>In San Francisco, classes were held to teach homosexuals how to not kill their partners during sadomasochism.
oh boy

I don't want to be part of this thread anymore.

Medical researchers have known for many years that the "homosexual lifestyle" is a very disease-ridden lifestyle. (The fact that the dominant liberal media are downplaying and/or ignoring and/or censoring the following crucial information should give you a clue as to just how biased, untrustworthy, corrupt, and potentially detrimental they can be.)

For example, one 1982 study mentioned in the Journal of the American Medical Association found that the anal cancer rate for homosexuals is way above normal, maybe as high as 50 times normal.1 And a 1997 New England Journal of Medicine study again drew attention to the "strong association between anal cancer and male homosexual contact."2 (The reason for the connection is that the lining of the anus, as opposed to the much thicker lining of the vagina, is only a single cell in thickness, tears easily, and thus is an easy point of entry for viruses and bacteria. Just as repeatedly assaulting lung tissue with cigarette smoke increases one's lung cancer risk, repeatedly damaging the anus and rectum increases one's anal cancer risk. Anal sex frequently results in damage to the anus and rectum. Too, this helps explain why AIDS is spread so easily in the homosexual community. However, even when there are not any tears in the anal lining, there is still a high risk for HIV infection because certain cells in its mucous lining [M-cells and Langerhans cells] can be infected and will then carry HIV deeper into one's body.)

>>8304808
How is it not?

A /jp/er gets to cast off his v-card and I get sexual release from my fetish of taking a /jp/er's virginity. It's win-win.

>>8304804
The only reason a female has for remaining a virgin is that no man is willing to stick their dong in her.
You must be either morbidly obese or have the face of a skunk.
Have fun being an eternal virgin.

>>8304793
NOT. A. NEGOTIATION.

The deal is the deal. Take it or leave it.

Another study found that: 1) 80% of syphilitic patients are homosexual; 2) about one-third of homosexuals are infected with active anorectal herpes simplex viruses; 3) chlamydia infects 15% of homosexuals; and 4) "a host of parasites, bacterial, viral, and protozoan are all rampant in the homosexual population."3

Another study found that: 1) amoebiasis, a parasitic disease, afflicts around 32% of homosexuals; 2) giardiasis, also a parasitic disease, afflicts 14% of homosexuals (no heterosexuals in the study were found to have either amoebiasis or giardiasis); 3) gonorrhea afflicts 14% of homosexuals; and 4) 11% of homosexuals had anal warts.4

Another study found that anorectal sepsis, a potentially toxic bacterial infection, is 4 times more common in homosexual than heterosexual men.5

According to another study, the "prevalence of EBV type 2 [the Epstein-Barr type 2 virus] among homosexual men was significantly higher than it was among heterosexual men (39% vs. 6%)."6 (That virus causes infectious mononucleosis and is associated with two types of cancer: Burkitt's lymphoma and nasopharyngeal carcinoma.)

And other studies have found abnormally high rates of hepatitis B infection,7 hepatitis A infection,8 prostate cancer,9 colitis, enteritis, proctitis, and proctocolitis10 in homosexual men.

In 1997 a writer for the pro-homosexual New York Times noted that a young male homosexual in America has about a 50% chance of getting H.I.V. by middle age, that many homosexuals have abandoned "safe sex" in favor of unprotected anal sex, and that the incidence of gonorrhea rose 74% among homosexuals between 1993 and 1996.11

According to a study by the CDC, in 2002, 88% of San Francisco syphilis cases were found among homo/bisexual men.

>mfw

>>8304804
No one on here seriously likes sluts. I would never let my hands touch a non-virgin.

I've been posting in this thread a lot though, but that's because shitposting is addictive.

>>8304828
They are doing all the leg work.
You just sit there waiting for them to turn up, then you just lay on your back.

>>8304814
Don't worry, I don't plan to leaving /jp/ anytime soon unless moot deletes it.

Incidentally, spending on AIDS research is excessive, totally out-of-whack, unconscionably unfair---and homosexuals are so selfish they don't care. In the year 2000 we spent around $180 million on prostate cancer research versus around $7 billion on AIDS research, but the number of men who are stricken with prostate cancer each year in the U.S.A. is several times the number of people annually stricken with AIDS!! And in the year 2000 we spent only around $425 million on breast cancer research versus the $7 billion on AIDS research, even though the number of women who are stricken with breast cancer each year is again several times the number of people annually stricken with AIDS in this country!! It's pretty clear that homosexuals care little about those who die of prostate and breast cancers and other diseases that are relatively underfunded compared to AIDS. Where is their humanity and sense of fairness?

Another point that needs making: homosexuals have done much damage to this country. For example, thousands of innocent hemophiliacs died of AIDS in years past because HIV-positive homosexuals infected the blood supply. (In 1984 "the Centers for Disease Control found 74 percent of hemophiliacs who received blood factors made from the plasma of U.S. donors were HIV positive."22) And for another example, we are spending millions and millions of taxpayer dollars on anti-AIDS drugs for homosexuals who voluntarily engaged in unsafe sex. Because of these outrages homosexuals collectively owe America an apology and reparations for the damages.

>>8304815
It's an anonymous board, I fail to see how it would be embarrassing in the least.

>>8304847
How about you put your foot up my ass?

>>8304834
How about 25/75 then?
I feel I have to put my foot down somewhere, this it it.

>>8304844
you were born to save /jp/

>>8304840
I've played more than my share of Illusion games, I know much more than missionary style. I'm actually into hardcore S&M so long as I'm the S. I schlicked myself mad to Nana to Kaoru.

>>8304849
What's in it for me?

>>8304855
Poop, I guess.

>>8304829
Another reason could be the lack of a sexual drive or the unwillingness to ruin yourself. I for one will enjoy being a little girl as long as I can~

>>8304827
Go on...

>>8304847
Nope.

I'm about finished with this thread. I was hoping I would take somebody virginity today but you're all more spineless than I anticipated.

So, is there any way to just get insulted more without having to leave my house? This thread really arouses me, but there's no way I'm leaving my house.

>>8304857
Oh my god I laughed far too hard at that.

See, it's far, FAR more likely that (if the femanon soliciting for sex exists) she's going to get off far more by turning down and laughing at any anon who has the balls to actually waste money going to her place and schlick to how sad the fat ugly fuck is when he goes crying home without anything after wasting all that (possibly after conning him out of the money too).

That and I'd probably consider she's also deep down be crying to herself because no-one has the balls to push her down and rape her like she actually wants but won't admit even after pushing people so far.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKCcr_ayvMo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImkYAXAZ2qg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RfTNO15tZs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usXjxI7lc_8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPclBBhiT5U

>Writer/director Daniel Bort made a 2003 short film on the subject called Bugchaser, which premièred at the 16th Annual Austin Gay and Lesbian Film Festival, and was shot mainly in New York sex clubs. In an interview with the Austin Chronicle, he explained: "The matter-of-fact declarations of a string of articulate, apparently nonsensical people … affected me tremendously. I had to find out the reasons why such individuals will seek suicide in this almost symbolic way." At the Austin G&L Film Festival, the film was shown with an accompanying documentary The Gift by Louise Hogarth.

>HIV positive man Ricky Dyer, who investigated the apparent bug chasing phenomenon for a 2006 BBC programme, I love being HIV+, said that an air of complacency about the realities of living with the virus may be one reason why infection rates have been rising.[17] However, the BBC also described bugchasing as more internet fantasy than reality, saying that, "Dyer finds that the overwhelming majority of the talk is pure fantasy." The article also quotes Will Nutland, head of health promotion at Terrence Higgins Trust, as saying, "The concepts of 'gift giving' and 'bug chasers' are definitely based more in fantasy than reality" as well as Deborah Jack, chief executive of the National AIDS Trust saying, "There is very little evidence of people trying to get infected with HIV."

>In the Showtime series Queer as Folk a former student of Professor Ben Bruckner, asked Ben to infect him with HIV, wanting to experience "the gift." Ben refuses and writes a novel about the incident.

>In the NBC series ER, season 7 episode 13 Dr Malucci treats a gay man who wants to contract HIV from his positive partner. Malucci asked the HIV- patient if he is 'bug chasing'

>>8304859
You just have to compromise.
I am more than willing to facilitate your request under the right circumstances.
I am saving you the effort of having to go out and pick up some random drunk person after all.

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
I want to go to this girls house and have sex. Not just any sex though. She wants it so bad, I won't leave until she's pregnant. I'd wait until nightfall and stick her in my trunk and take her home.

I can't do that though, since you can't drive across an ocean.
For shame.

>>8304863
Go to /d/ and ask people to degrade you. You'll have hundreds of dominating people of both sexes wanting to say how useless you are. Also, lots of submissive people too.

You're actually much much more likely to get a pure and honest if twisted request to meet up there than here, and you'd probably break that person's heart if you backed out.

I've seen two engagements happen on /d/. Not sure if real, but they were real sweet.

>Gay, bisexual, and other men who have sex with men (MSM)1 represent approximately 2% of the US population, yet are the population most severely affected by HIV and are the only risk group in which new HIV infections have been increasing steadily since the early 1990s. In 2006, MSM accounted for more than half (53%) of all new HIV infections in the United States, and MSM with a history of injection drug use (MSM-IDU) accounted for an additional 4% of new infections. At the end of 2006, more than half (53%) of all people living with HIV in the United States were MSM or MSM-IDU. Since the beginning of the US epidemic, MSM have consistently represented the largest percentage of persons diagnosed with AIDS and persons with an AIDS diagnosis who have died.

>>>New HIV Infections<<<

>In 2006, more than 30,000 MSM and MSM-IDU were newly infected with HIV.

>Among all MSM, whites accounted for nearly half (46%) of new HIV infections in 2006. The largest number of new infections among white MSM occurred in those aged 30–39 years, followed by those aged 40–49 years.

>Among all black MSM, there were more new HIV infections (52%) among young black MSM (aged 13–29 years) than any other racial or ethnic age group of MSM in 2006. The number of new infections among young black MSM was nearly twice that of young white MSM and more than twice that of young Hispanic/Latino MSM.

>Among all Hispanic/Latino MSM in 2006, the largest number of new infections (43%) occurred in the youngest age group (13–29 years), though a substantial number of new HIV infections (35%) were among those aged 30–39 years.

>>8304867
Oh god, that last part turns me on so much.
I would be willing to travel to the Lady-of-the-night if you are in fact up for roleplay rape.
What say you?

>>8304863
You're a pathetic sack of shit who's too chickenshit to even come to a woman's house to have your sexual fantasies realized. Then again, that really applies to everyone in this thread.

Typing up this post just put me at 4 orgasms, I think I'm finally spent. So long, nerds. You missed the chance of a lifetime to lose your virginity and take mine with it.... if you don't count breaking my hymen with a dildo, that is.

>>8304886
>your sexual fantasies realized

How's that unwarranted self-importance workin' out for ya, sport?

Is it true that a vagina kinda feels like the inside of your mouth?

>>8304880
I've seen those threads on /d/, I just find them ridiculous and scroll past them. But this thread has me shaking from excitement.

>>8304867
For the sake of honesty, I actually would've fucked whatever slob actually showed up at my door. If you're fit enough to actually get here you can't be that bad.

>>8304886
>not knowing how to /d/ to actually find true love from a sub/dom relationship
>2011
>I don't know the acronym but hope you don't do this

>>8304894
>>8304892
Oh /jp/. Always so closed-knit. That's why I love you guys~

>>8304886
FUCK
YOU'RE TOO FAR AWAY

STOP

>>8304894
I am sorry we couldn't come to an arrangement.
Perhaps next time you'll be more open to negotiation?

Homosexuals commit more than 33% of all reported child molestations in the United States, which, assuming homosexuals make up 2% of the population, means that 1 in 20 homosexuals is a child molestor, while 1 in 490 heterosexuals is a child molestor.

73% of all homosexuals have had sex with boys under 19 years of age. Many homosexuals admit that they are pedophiles: "The love between men and boys is at the foundation of homosexuality".

Because homosexuals can't reproduce naturally, they resort to recruiting children. Homosexuals can be heard chanting "TEN PERCENT IS NOT ENOUGH, RECRUIT, RECRUIT, RECRUIT" in their homosexual parades. A group called the "Lesbian Avengers" prides itself on trying to recruit young girls. They print "WE RECRUIT" on their literature. Some other homosexuals aren't as overt about this, but rather try to infiltrate society and get into positions where they will have access to the malleable minds of young children (e.g., teachers, the clergy, teachers, Boy Scout leaders, etc.). See the DC Lesbian Avengers web page, and DC Lesbian Avengers Press Release, where they threaten to recruit little boys and girls. Also, see AFA Action Alert.

>>8304886
>You missed the chance of a lifetime to lose your virginity and take mine with it
Confirmed for almost certainly shit in bed.

Seriously, get some practice in. Then we still won't touch you, but at leas-

....

God dammit, NOW I recall what this thread reminded me of.
>>>/d/3893162
>Hey /d/. Thanks to you, I've recently acquired a new fetish. Essentially, I want to find myself as the inexplicably beautiful, sexy, devoted wife of a fat, ugly, small-dicked beta male. I want him to be completely disgusting; sweaty, greasy, covered in acne, his stubby little cock encrusted in dickcheese.. But that doesn't stop him from constantly demanding I service it and forcing it down my gullet and into my cunt at every available opportunity. He's totally selfish, and we only ever go until he cums; never me. I want him to be the kind of man who doesn't deserve a woman at all, and yet he got me; the grand prize. I'm all his, and his alone.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

jpfem@mailinator.com

I set up a temporary e-mail, if I don't get a serious reply in it in the next 10 minutes I'll delete this thread and never check the inbox again. I'll delete the OP image as proof that it's me.

This is your last chance, virgins.

>>8304911
How cute, it still doesn't realize that we don't want it. You'd think it'd take the hint by now.

Pathetic nerd reporting in. Email in email field. Put up or shut up.

>>8304917
No, you e-mail me.

>>8304911

There are at least two sides to all homosexual issues, but because the dominant media tend to be strongly pro-homosexual, for the most part we are only hearing the pro-homosexual sides of those issues from the dominant media.
Because of this favoritism or bias of the dominant media, the facts about homosexuality often come as an unpleasant surprise to a lot of people. But our goal is not to hurt or upset anybody. All we want to do is present facts.
One fact the dominant media is censoring or ignoring is that the anal cancer rate for male homosexuals is way above normal, maybe as high as 50 times normal, according to a 1982 study.1 And a 1997 study again drew attention to the "strong association between anal cancer and male homosexual contact."

In sum, using regular mainstream medical journals, it is easy to show that the "homosexual lifestyle" tends to be a very unsafe, very unhealthy lifestyle. The average lifespan of a homosexual is much shorter than normal, 20-30 years shorter than normal. Even smokers live about 10 years longer than homosexuals, on average. (It is somewhat odd that many of the very same people who believe in restricting the rights of smokers want to expand the rights of homosexuals.)
Some of you might say, "So what, it's their choice." Fact is, diseases are being spread all over this country by people engaging in unsafe sex, heterosexual and homosexual. That's wrong. Innocent people have contracted various diseases through no fault of their own, like, for example, by being transfused with infected blood. Babies have been born with AIDS. Unsafe sex is clearly not a private matter; it's society's business.

>>8304911
Emailed you.

What the hell is taking place here?

The federal government is spending roughly $12 billion annually dealing with sexually transmitted diseases, and individual states like Illinois are each spending millions more. We could be spending that money feeding starving children in other countries if we didn't have to spend it on sexual diseases. Kids are starving because some people think they have the right to spread sexual diseases. If that doesn't outrage you, you may have lost your humanity.
One would think homosexuals would have learned by late 1997 the importance of "safe sex," but that is not the case. As homosexual activist Larry Kramer wrote in 1997 in the New York Times, male homosexuals are returning to unsafe sex and their rates of H.I.V. infection and gonorrhea and syphilis are rising to "frightening heights" (his words).17 More:"Alarming health officials, the rate of new HIV infections among gay and bisexual men in San Francisco nearly tripled over the past two years [1998 and 1999]."

Let us ask and answer a basic question. Is there a "right" to homosexual behavior? It is relatively easy to show, as we will, that the answer is NO. First of all, nobody has ever proven there is such a right, because it can't be done. Second, it is relatively easy to point out the flaws in all of the arguments homosexuals use to try to justify homosexual sex. (For example, let's consider their "consenting adults" argument; namely, that if two consenting adults agree to engage in homosexual sex, what's the problem?

How many times do I have to say no negotiations, shensin?

As for randomjpanon, I'll think about it.

>>8304929
A few lonely souls are being tricked into giving up their wizard candidacy by a succubus. It happens.

I'm going to write a fanfiction about this now and post it later.

Uh, just in case you guys didn't know anybody can look at a mailinator's inbox:

http://www.mailinator.com/maildir.jsp?email=jpfem

Probably not a good idea to use your gmail account unless it's a spam account. Mailing lists also mine these e-mails.

>>8304929
>Anonymous appears.
>She wants to fuck.

I'm quoting OP's modus operandi.

Why no respond?

>>8304929
nerds getting tricked into this.

I don't have Windows Live whoever sent it to me.

>>8304946
You can't respond with a mailinator account, only receive.

>>8304948
This is the only thing that is about to transpire here.

ENJOY!

>>8304933
Source?

>>8304946
post the picture!

>>8304954
http://www.google.com.ua/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=The+federal+government+is+spendin
g+roughly+%2412+billion+annually+dealing+with+sexually+transmitted+diseases

Not OP, but I signed you all up for gay porn newsletters.

This is /jp/ so I'm assuming you'll enjoy all the dicks in your inbox.

>>8304951
This was the image I sent.

>>8304967
I'm clever enough to have used a false email.

I'm ibrowseit
anyone is free to add me on msn and we can chat with tokiko

>>8304966
This only gives results from the same copypasta. Your point?

>Mailinator is fundamentally quite different from other services. Other services like Gmail or Yahoo allow you to actually send email. You cannot send email from Mailinator. After several hours, all email is auto-deleted. A Mailinator email inbox can be read by anyone. There is no real security here. Mailinator has strict rules about what kind of email it receives. Plain text is best, html is filtered. Images, attachments, and fancy stuff are simply stripped away.

Oh dear. OP never intended to do anything.

How surprising.

>>8304974
maybe you should pay more attention to the search results.

>>8304967
>Thinking anyone is stupid enough to use their real email to reply to some dude roleplaying on /jp/ and posting a mailinator address.

>>8304943
Haha, oh wow.

Some guy actually attached his photo. Figures females don't know how technology works.

OP here, a certain /jp/sie from Gainesville is losing his virginity tonight.

The rest of you were either too slow or suspicious. I'll post a video of the event if he agrees to it so something actually comes of this for the rest of you.

>>8304986
Please do point out where there is a credible source with that information anywhere in those search results. Another reply of "Look harder" will, of course, indicate there isn't.

Trolls remorse?

>>8304992
Well now you made it gross.
Unless you're fucking me, you're a filthy slut.

If this actually happens I'm going to have my faith in /jp/ restored/broken. I'm not sure which.

>>8304988
It wasn't my photo, it was some random image I took from google.

>>8304992
I hope that wizard knows how to take down a succubus, I fear he may be in over his head.

>>8304991
Look buddy, I could care less.

Just look for it by yourself.

>>8304992
I can't believe I'm doing this.

Wish me luck, guys. I hope the four hours of driving I'll be doing is worth it.

>>8305004
Welp, looks like you're full of shit then. Good to know.

>>8304992
I am looking forward to this.

>>8305005
It won't be, trust me.

>>8305005
Good speed my friend.
I hope you enjoy yourself.
May the force with with you.

OP are you a female?

Wooo wooo
now it's a party

wow, you guys are fuckin subhuman.

enjoy being sold into slavery.

http://oldarchive.foolz.us/jp/image/TEob7u4U8HWBn_aPGBzUDg

Part of the chosen one's (Probable) posting history. For the curious souls.

>>8305005
Good luck Anon-san~
I'm looking forward to hearing about this.

>>8304992
He wasn't one of us to begin with.
Enjoy your /v/irgin.

>>8305016
>>8305010
Now, now, you gentlemen are just jealous of the anon who is going to be losing his v-card tonight.

>>8305010
It looks like it will be. She sent me a photo of her navel on the condition that if I posted it she wouldn't answer the door.

I can confirm there is no penis, though she is a bit healthy. Definitely not fat, though.

>>8305007
I don't really see why am I obligated to provide you with source.
You're pretty stupid.

>>8305025
You do realize I'm still reading this thread, right?

I still might not answer the door if you keep it up.

>>8305024
I'm depressed she won't be needing someone like me for entertainment anymore.

All I wanted was to occasionally be called a pathetic virgin masochist NEET loser (´；ω；｀)

>>8305036
sux to be you.

I already know tons of girls who will call me that way for free.

>>8305025
>a bit healthy

Five bucks says this poor guy's organs are circling the black market by tomorrow morning.

>>8305038
Don't pussy out. You got this far, now see through it to the end and then tell us the pleasure of being cummed inside by a dirty /jp/sies' cock.

>>8305025
post picture of it.


you can throw away your wizardry for a roast beef sandwich on your dick and $100 in gas, or you could join the upper echelon of /jp/ sages.

You know ALL THOSE POSTS about hunting down and killing /jp/ anons in the mansion, gensokyo, countless dungeon rape and guro threads?
Go for it OP, this guy won't get a chloroform rag and rape your or anything.

what part of florida was this again? I'll make sure to keep a close eye on the news.