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Who has the worst job in Gensokyo?

>> No.8301495
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You might be onto something

>> No.8301499

Define job.
Iku's got it pretty good. Working for The Dragon God has got to have benefits.

>> No.8301502
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Eating everyone else curses while not getting enough money for a dentist dentist and forced to spin.

>> No.8301505

Why is Tenshi so cruel

>> No.8301520

>>8301505
She's just looking for attention.
She probably puts out on the first date, in case you ever go to Gensokyo. The more you know.

>> No.8301524

Meilin. The only people who would force/sneak their way into the mansion would think they actually have a shot at taking on a vampire. She'll never stand a chance.

>> No.8301639
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I wonder what the hours are like.

>> No.8301649

>>8301639
>I wonder what the hours are like.
Long and unrewarding. Evil never sleeps.

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>>8301649
If Komachi slacks as much as fanon would have you believe, there probably is some downtime. Followed by stacks of backlogged work.

>> No.8301677
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I wish I could find a doujin of iku restraining someone with her cloth and then shocking their prostate with an electric dick

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have we calculated exactly how many corndogs can fit in tanshis mouth?

>> No.8301689

Id say the fairy maid cannon fodder at SDM. That ones that die to the Merciless Marisa every other night.

>> No.8301702

>>8301684
HAHAHAHAHA 5 STAR POST.

>> No.8301861
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>>8301684
Well if you think about it.

That corndog stand guy has the best job.

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>>8301861

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>>8301677

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Ran

Think about it. Yukari sleeps for long amounts of time. This means Ran has to change Yukari's diapers while she sleeps to keep herself from getting all smelly and messy. Also, she has to change Yukari's tampons/sanitary pads while she sleeps.

That's pretty gross.

>> No.8301928

>>8301907
I wonder what they do with all the diapers.
Maybe gap them in mokous house or something. She's the local trash dump and incinerator

>> No.8301944

>>8301907
You are mistaken, sir. Touhous do not poop, and they do not bleed.

>> No.8301942

>>8301907
>tampons
Yukari's urethra died centuries ago.

>> No.8301945

Sakuya

Just imagine having to clean the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

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>>8301942
>>tampons
>>urethra

>> No.8301968

Do youkai even have periods?

>> No.8301970

>>8301945
Fairies do that. She just organizes them. If you consider Cirno and her sisters, Fairies must be a bitch to organize.

>> No.8302006

>>8301970
In the canon books, ZUN states that the fairies do nothing and the whole mansion is cleaned by Sakuya.

>> No.8302014

>>8302006
Then whats the point of the fairies?

>> No.8302021

>>8302014
Remilia wants them. A mansion should have lots of maids, right?

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>>8302021
that indeed

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>>8301677
Close enough.

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>>8301942
>tampons
>urethra

wow

>> No.8302056

>>8302037
>Implying anyone on /jp/ actually knows anything about the female body.

>> No.8302060

>>8302056

>implying jamming tampons into a urethra is not someone's new fetish.

>> No.8302067

>>8301942
Forgot to hide your power level there, champ

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Dude, you know it's true. Komachi got the easy part, with the souls and all that.

>> No.8302212

>>8302169

At least she sort of works with Okuu. I mean, who wouldn't want to work with her?

>> No.8302591

>>8302169
It's not a bad job if you enjoy doing it.

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