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I choose not to accept it.

Also this is one of those thinly-veiled "zombies attack wot ur holding is ur wepon" threads, isn't it?

>>8300662
Nothing to do with zombies, I don't see why you'd think that.

To kill a magical girl a certain level of creativity would be in order correct?
I want to see what /jp/ would come up with.

Ask Yuyuko for clue, maybe kill Yoshika, Kaguya and Mokou once or twice if that counts.

>>8300655
What am I supposed to do with a mouse?
I'll fucking desert.

Only a hand full of them are mortal.

No, I am not a bad enough dude to kill 2hus, I'll pass.

I accept and I won't do anything just to piss the guy off who offers me this.

>>8300655
Of course I accept. I'm a monster hunter. I'd use guns. And if that doesn't work, I'll get more guns. Then more guns. That shoot monster hunters. Who are me. The master plan. None shall survive.
There shall be endless barrage and fire. No rest, no respite.

stop being pansies.

I get a book and apply contact poison to it that I borrow from Rinnosuke. Tokiko dies. Everyone is happy and Rinnosuke gives me some rare objects for getting rid of that annoying pest.

>>8300683
>What am I supposed to do with a mouse?
1. Find Reimu
2. Make sure she doesn't see you as a threat
3. Strangle her from behind with the mouse cord
4. All touhous dead when the barrier comes crashing down

I'll accept and immediately submit a report to Bunbunmaru about possible following invasions, then command a legion of 2-hus to defend gensokyo against late /jp/ers.
Then have the defeated invaders (if that's the case) to serve as slaves thus reaching a new era in gensokyo when Komachi can finally completely leave her duty to stay under a kotatsu with me for the wole eternity.

>>8300717
That's kinda boring.
You wouldn't rape during?

All I need is a crucifix and a bible and I'll be able to take down the Shinto and Taoist movements in Gensokyo. Might take a while longer against the Buddhist movement though.

>>8300676
wwww sparky4's way w

Just poison the tea.

>>8300744
i don't think so tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGBHfXPqbgI

I'm in my pajamas, eating a sandwich while I browse /jp/. I guess I'd poison the sandwich and give it to one of the dumb touhous.

>>8300755
Speaking of tea, this year's crop should be irradiated.

I am looking forward to it.

Step 1: Befriend Reimu
Step 2: Make those around Reimu distrust her (Should be easy)
Step 3: By Step 2, make Reimu distrust those around her (Excluding yourself.)
Step 4: Guide her to beat the fuck out of Touhous, one at a time. Rape/kill them ) after being defeated, out of Reimu's sight (Unless they have super strength; avoid Yuuka/Yuugi because they can just smash your face in even when beaten up. I'd also avoid Cirno unless you want a popsicle for a dick.) Steal any Mystical Items for use later on.
Step 5/6: When she gets lonely after never hearing from her friends or any others and turns to you and your penis, kill her during sex. This is best done if she's suspicious of something.


Alternatively this can be done with Flandre and letting her out of the basement, but that would include a lot more risk on your side. Maybe if you bang her tight ass and refer it to as palytime she won't want to play with you. Make sure she still trusts you afterwards, though. But if she does like it, well that's a bonus. Just be sure to always do it from behind out of her hand'ss or mouth's reach.

Don't know how long I'd last if I were one of these, but it won't be very long if all 2hus were alerted to my presence (and motives.)

>>8300785
Now that's a plan!

I wouldn't kill a Touhou, but if I wanted to, I'd kill Reimu with some technological weapon (aka gun, she probably can't block physical bullets) and then watch Gensokyo collapse while I play "Komm, susser Tod" and have some beer.

>>8300804

It all returns to nothing

It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down.

this is evil thread ><

>>8300830
>>8300830
Well aren't we high and mighty today?
It's no more evil than your fetishes.

>All you have with you when you enter is what you're carrying at the moment.
but all I have is this *grabs dick*

>>8300864
Touhous are tiny little girls.
You could probably kill them via blunt trauma just using your penis.
sausaged to death.

1) become Alex Mercer
2) enter Gensokyo
3) ???
4) NOT MEN, NOT WEAPONS, NOT ARMOUR

can you please stop posting this guro photos?

>>8300877
not when your penis is small too

>>8300884
I haven't posted any, those are just bruises and cuts. I take my fellows into consideration when posting.

>>8300884
lets stop anime cartoon violence =) please no more violent pictures or art

>>8300655

The easiest to kill would probably be Team 9 barring Cirno (cause she has infinite respawn).

Then probably Akyuu, but you would have to be really careful since she's right in the heart of the village.

Rinnosuke - He may be half youkai, but he's not much of a fighter. Brute force + element of surprise should be more than enough.

Tokiko is probably a pushover.
.
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Apart from them, everyone else is going to be hard as hell. Especially since you're only limited to human methods.

The easiest way to fight the higher tiers would probably be to set up a scenario where they fight against one another, then take them out when they are tired and/or their weakest moment. This wouldn't work on any of the top tiers (or Sakuya) though.

Could probably poison Marisa. A direct fight would equal death, and she's kind of clever... so a mere ambush wouldn't work.

>>8300884
Can you please stop being autistic as fuck? I hope you get permabanned.

Also: Kago Ai a SLUT.

>>8300804

She can fight the likes of Sakuya, Suika, and Yuuka.

Pretty sure she can dodge/block bullet-fire.
That's too risky, because if you fuck up it's your ass. Her shit has homing capabilities and she can fly/has plenty of battle experience.

>Your mission, if you choose to accept it
I do not.
Now what?

>>8300939
I actually always thought Tokiko was above average in terms of Touhou strength. I CoLA she apparently manages to damage Reimu's clothes and that always struck me as something that is not easily done.

Mind of steel.

>>8301005
I gave you the option because I'm a nice guy.
I'm not making anyone do anything, and there is no reward. Interesting to see so many people that would actually go through and also kill the girls though.

>>8301017
Reimu says Tokiko attacked her from behind, she even tells Marisa that she's very tricky.

That's still quite a feat though.

>>8301071
>I'm a nice guy.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Hypothetical questions do not give accurate predictions of what would happen in reality. None of these plans would work anyway, because nothing bad happens in Gensokyo.

>>8301071
I'm not sure if it's serious of if they're actually willing to.

Most posts in /jp/ are circumstancial and most of them are sarcastic.

>>8301081

>Nothing bad happens in Gensokyo

Unless you are an outsider. Racism at its finest.

>>8301086
Your statement makes no sense. Try again.

I would first be the bad guy killing Reimus friends.
But by seeing her I instantly fall in love.
After losing the fight with her I confess my love.
And we live happily after with our children.


I just want Reimu ;__;

>>8301107
You learn many things when you start reading a bit about the lore.

Did you know? Youkai are prohibited from devouring the villagers thanks to the spellcard rules. Outsiders (i.e: you) who accidentally glitch into the barrier are abscent from this protection however, anybody can eat you free of charge.

>>8301119
Reimu wouldn't like you if you kill her friends.

You could just ignore the mission you know, the OP post says ''you just entered Gensokyo'' before the mission objective is actually introduced, there's no requisites.

Okay, let's get the basics.
I have my cellphone, smokes, lighter, 4" folding knife and a laptop(if my lap counts?)
I'd have pretty good life there anyways(until I've ripped apart), no need for killing any 2hus.

To sum up this thread.

As long as characters like Yukari (with insane foresight and planning, not to mention power) exist in Gensokyo, there is no way an outsider could successfully invade and kill much of anyone.

You would meet a grisly end... all while Yukari puts on her coolface while sipping tea at her estate.

It would be easier trying to solo the Triad.

>>8301142
I know that. Until you get to safety (A shrine, the village, near some benevolent Touhou, etc) you're in the danger zone. But your statement does not match the statement you quoted.

>>8301173
Which is why she would have to be first to be taken out via getting everyone against her which would be easy to do.

I wouldn't kill any Touhous.

>>8301173
What if you take firepower? Obviously, you could go on a murderous rampage against small youkais, fairies and even some bosses up to stage 3.

>>8301189
...what?

get either kaguya or moku drunk
then tie em to something cut out and eat their liver
now with newfound immortality go challenge touhous to danmaku
dont expect to kill em but maybe have a few unfortunate accidents

>>8301149
Maybe I'm only just locking them up for a world conquest and no actual killing.

>>8301214
Reimu wouldn't like you locking her friends up in some cold, dank dungeon either.

>>8301193

This is assuming you have all the firepower a human can possibly carry in succession.

Yukari would notice as soon as you crossed the barrier. She would then begin moving her chest pieces (aka everyone else... including Reimu).

She also has advantage of terrain.
So she can monitor your every move, and she knows the land better.

>>8301189

She's a youkai (a top tier one at that), a mere gun won't hurt her. Not to mention her ridiculous gapping power. There's is literally no time to react to that. It's just too mindfuck.

Odds are you would likely get ganked by someone else before even reaching her. Besides, no one even knows where she lives.

>>8301237
She will change me into the good guy.
I will then safe her and her friends against an even tougher bad guy.
So everything will be ok.

And it will end with a kiss and pic >>8301119

>>8301190
I'm proud of you. When you come to Gensokyo, I will reward you.

>>8301240
>chest pieces

>>8301270

Chest pieces.

Excuse my Freudian slip.

>>8301284

>Chess

Confound it.

I did it again.

>>8301261
Your scenario seems a bit hard to believe.

>>8300896
>>8300924
But still the photos are awful

>>8300947

You are just mad, you don't even deserve to lick her boots

>>8301265

>>8301290
I don't believe it either.
I think I will just cry when Reimu stabs me in the chest.
She will never return my love.

>>8301240
>She's a youkai (a top tier one at that), a mere gun won't hurt her.

Nope, guns are basically apocalypse incarnate in Gensokyo. The only issue you'd have is a limited supply of ammunition.

A deagle brand deagle would kill 145 2hu's in one bullet.

A gun that's reached legendary status, it's an anti-universe noble phantasm.

>>8301323
I'm not even going to start with you.