/jp/ - Otaku Culture

NO, FUCK YOU

FIX THE BACKGROUNDS YOU COCKS

>>829120
That text box still triggers my OCD.

MAKE IT STRAIGHT DAMMIT

Awful.

>>829120
I hate the new art.

Emi and Kenji have improved, but the others look like shit.

>>Emi and Kenji have improved, but the others look like shit.
What others?

Is this a KEY game?

That other western-made VN is better.

>>829488
Hanako and Lilly look dirty as hell.

Misha looks overly-kawaii pseudo-3D.

Rin is just godawful and scarred my mind.

>>829506
0/10, need to try way harder.

I wish there were vibrating forests in my country too.

>>829531

Are you working on this husk of shit or something?

>>829492

oh u

>>829535
You ruined the suprise.

>>829497

What's the other one?

>>829542
Or something.

>>829535
Is that how Rin masturbates?

This will be in the final version of the game.

Also:

Katawa Shoujo - Disability Girls contains 204 scenes.
These scenes contain 39094 screens of dialogue.
These screens contain a total of 458679 words.
For an average of 11.7 words per screen.
And an average of 2248.4 words per scene.
The game contains 48 menus.

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http://katawa-shoujo.com/
#zettai-shoujou@irc.rizon.net
http://ks.renai.us/

>>829582
Almost a half of million words and not even a demo.

What do you have to say for yourselves?

>Katawa Shoujo - Disability Girls [...] contains a total of 458679 words.
If this VN is not more entertaining than reading the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, I will personally cut your balls.

tl;dr

troll game

>>829126

I like the backgrounds just fine. The art doesn't look *that* much worse than, say, Tsukihime's, honestly, and Emi actually looks pretty good.

As long as this thing's well-written and mollusk-free, and as long as you can turn Burn-tan into a cock-hungry slut, I'll be happy.

>>829605
spoilers: HANAKO DIES

>>829605
I'd take Tsukihime art over art the makes DA look good anyday.

>>829605
The cock-hungry slut is the blind one.

>>829623

Thus why he said "turn".

>>829623
Wrong again. It's the one in OP's image.

Why can't they all be cock-hungry sluts?

>>829647
They are; even the guy.

Everyone is going to go for burn face on the first play through anyway.

God I just want to rub my cum into the scars, so bad.

>>829652
It's true, actually. If you turn down all the girls by the end of act one you end up on the Nurse's path (pictured).

There's no sex scenes.

>>829588
Offer to proofread, do art at a similar level, or alpha test if you want to get stuff out earlier. Oh right, that sounds too much like WORK.

>>829647
I like the way you think, and would like to sub... I MEANT, but there has to be SOME variation, you know.

>>829679
Wrong. There are just no burns-tan sex scenes.

>>829665
Hasn't he been REALLY close to Emi?

If he fucks you, then wouldn't you be close cole to Emi also; hell, you could probably dry-hump her in exchange for a hot dicking from the awesome Nurse-kun.

>>829685
What.

>>829126
>>829535

How would you like it, sir?
lol cutout?

>>829685

WHAT

>>829686
Maybe, but there is no Emi path anymore. Well... Sort of, but it's more of a dead end that prevents you from getting on any of the other paths, as it stops at act 1.

Also, there is now a Misha path in the works.

>>829699
I want my motherfucking blue'd backgruonds

>>829685 Wrong. There are just no burns-tan sex scenes.

You are a liar and a scoundrel.

>>829705
Shouldn't we have to wait eight years for that?

>>829705
Oh, I get it. You're trolling. You're very clever and I don't give you enough credit. Good show.

shit sux

WHAT IS A LIE AND WHAT IS THE TRUTH.

>>829708
It's not my fault crud has some weird fatherly attatchment to his character, if you want to bug him about it you can find his e-mail in his forum account.

what the fuck is this no-sex-scenes shit?

<NicolArmarfi> Yeah shit I shouldn't have said that
<NicolArmarfi> I knew they wouldn't buy the Misha patrh

Anonymous is watching you, you fool.

>>829728
This is a pretty cheap ploy to get more people on your IRC, guys.

>>829720

Almost tempting, but I wouldn't know where to begin. "I want to fuck your fictional quasi-daughter"? "Don't worry, pops, I'll treat her like a lady"? "Fuck you, old man, she's ripe for the plucking"?

>>829739
2nd is too familiar. I'd go for the first.

>>829739
Mention that Hanako should be locked away Lilly basement, forced to feel the wrath of dogcock (even though Niji has been put down) and Lilly's cockhungry animal fetish.

That will surely give you delicious scars.

Fuck this, pictar tiem.

So what do you guys think of dem vibratin forests?

>>829746
I'll pass the idea onto crud. Thanks.

>>829750
Also, crud likes it when his daughter has lesbian sex with Misha.

I always held the belief that Hanako should be made to suffer more. Oh well.

>>Fuck this, pictar tiem.
Have some Musashizune.

>>829766

Being in a game this horrible isn't punishment enough?

>>829781
Where's their yuri route and "friends masturbating friends" scene?

This game has way too much slice of life... Uninteresting pointless slice of life. The characters are boring and the devs are way too attached them.

The people making this have gone insane.

>>829788
Lilly's route, her and Hanako.

dogcock confirmed?

Okay, I give up. What's the "vibrating forest" joke?

>>829788
You need to look in the forums, fan works section, for that. Notice, 'fan works' as in 'not in the game'.

>>829800
Yep.

Easter egg though.

>>829803
The bg shopper filtered the forests so they look like they are vibrating for some dumb reason, probably cruds fault.

>>829799
Well, at least we know why Key and Type-Moon do what they do.

>>829813
...what?

I don't see it at all.

>>829798
Always good to find out the real stuff from somebody with an inside look at things.

>>829799
Nah, started out that way.

>>829800
Dogcock REFUSED. Dog is gone in the first place.

>>829799
You are absolutely correct.

>>829751
There's something wrong with this picture.

>>829799
They did that long ago, very shortly after starting it.

this thing is the best troll on /jp/, hands down

>>829835
Holy shit, she's like 12 foot tall1

spoilers: maid girl has a penis

>>829846
Ok, ok, we get it, there's no real info, you can stop now.

>>829846
Damn, that makes too much sense.

>Related to the above- 1984: The Eroge must see the light of the day somehow.

>Even more related: a character design for Syme-ko, by moekki iirc:

I loled so hard I got a headache.

>>829854
Can't wait until she becomes your sex slave just so she can get some of that delicious cock of your's.

<Delta_Kurshiva> Fucking stop trolling /jp/.
<NicolArmarfi> awwwww
<frumplstlskn> trolling /jp/ like that is like pushing a retard into a mud puddle
<climatic> lol
<Delta_Kurshiva> Oh wait.
<climatic> yeah this thread is amazing
=-= Mode #zettai-shoujou +b *!*@Rizon-6A27C19A.tb.shawcable.net by Delta_Kurshiva
=-= NicolArmarfi was booted from #zettai-shoujou by YOU (NicolArmarfi)

Nothing to see here, move along.

Hey, at least they're doing somewhat better than the horde of people in /jp/ who have declared they're going to make their own VNs.

>>829873
I couldn't help it.

FUCKBALLS

>>829798
I dunno; I think it's reasonably appropriate. It could afford to be trimmed down here nd there, but I'm content to let them finish it first before they go paring chunks off.

>>829877

How so? It's just a circle jerk between them all now. We'll never see it.

>>829880
wow I suck

>>829889
You're right, Colombia is ahead with the AND demo. I'll relegate them to silver. The key here is that the bar is very, very low.

>>829877

No, it has just turned into one giant retarded troll. It will never be finished, just posted randomly so the "dev team" can say HURR DURR WE SURE TROLLED THEM

At least we anonymous just quietly give up the ghost after running out of motivation, or we don't post "updates" like retards. We know that no one really gives a shit.

ITT: /jp/ is trolled by vaporware

>>829875
> <frumplstlskn> trolling /jp/ like that is like pushing a retard into a mud puddle
Way to insult the only fanbase you will ever have.

I love watching fansubbers / VN TLers being all tsundere over 4chon. We know you post here, get over it.

>>829889
Wasn't it that pretty much from the start? Except they occasionally went and bragged on /a/ about how awesome it was going to be.

>>829889
'Never' is a hell of a long time.

>>829877
Translating an already good VN > Making a VN > Doing nothing > Making a shitty VN

from what I've seen, Katawa Shoujo is at the bottom right now

This thread is an eyesore.

>>829906
Truth. They're usually all "We don't actually go there" when in fact it's more a case of "Since I have a task, I shouldn't go there, lest I waste time" Which they either replace with wasted time on IRC, or they just come back to 4chan anyway.

>>829921
> Translating an already good VN > Making a VN > Doing nothing > Making a shitty VN > Making a shitty VN and act like an attention whore on /jp/
Fixed.

>>829582
Every single time I look at that number, it mocks me.
I can't write more than a couple thousand at a time...

So, what's the expected release date for this?
And delicious deaf mute-tan, where?

>>829938

You, you're part of the cancer too. Fuck off.

>>829938
Next spring.

>>829938
Comiket 75

>>829943

>>829938
I'd play it.

>>829943

PFFFT.

Oh. You're serious?

...

PFFFT.

>>829938
>he found the holy grail
WHITE WHALE!

>>829875
Delta, so tsundere for me ;)

>>829941
No.

>>829938
crap, hadn't noticed the shitstorm that brewed in the time that took me to upload a single image...

Meh, I'm still expecting great things from this project. At least they haven't given up yet, which is more than I can say from all the anonymous' projects...

>>829941

Leave Colombia alone, jerk.

>>829875
I'll never understand why anybody views IRC as a valid form of communication.

FUCKING FAIL
MOTHERFUCKING FAIL

>>829957
>;)

Back to gaia with you.

>>829938
Please don't ask, it can only hurt. I doubt it helps, but I can feel your writing pains as well, AoC...

>>829943
Just in case 4chan didn't notice, Nicol is being a dick.

>>829977
:) :( :| :\ :/ :P :O :D D: ;) >:) >:( O_O T_T :3

:3 :3

I had no idea that /jp/ was so tsundere for Western-made VNs. There IS a dere-dere side, right?

>>829980 Just in case 4chan didn't notice, Nicol is being a dick.
Alright, when do you suppose it'll be out? In a month? Two?

>>829997

NO

>>829968
Fansubber staff channels are usually quite nice. I don't even look at the main channels anymore.

> I love watching fansubbers / VN TLers being all tsundere over 4chon. We know you post here, get over it.
It's true. Of course, there are always a bunch of idiots who always think they're too good for it, it varies.

SHIT RIGHT?

>>829980
Considering we're still in alpha, it doesn't seem like the estimate is far off the mark.

>>829997
Dunno. Ask me again when we can offer something to the ravening hordes...

>>829997
Most of Katawa Shojo's fanbase comes from 4chan. Take that as you will.

>>830014
Have fun getting all your art done by then.

lol.

>>829997

NO

They are all poorly written garbage.

>>829988

I'm actually cautiously optimistic about KS, but goddamn. Stop trolling.

I'm starting to see why the rest of /jp/ is so tsundere for you. That, and the whole stuck-on-Namek thing.

>>830009

>Of course, there are always a bunch of idiots who always think they're too good for it

It sure doesn't fucking help when the people making it are worse about it. Fuck. Nobody even talks about this until one of them posts something about it with the "derp derp we're making a VN so we're better people then you."

I'm sure most of us really only want to see a finished product. Then you can brag.

>>830030
Truth. Most of us refrain from these creative endeavors because we know we lack the skill for it. The geeks that DO have motivation are invariably convinced it's God's own diamond-shit pouring from their minds.

>>830030
I have no idea who posted the OP, but it's a pic with no text that can be taken right out of the blog.
I hope that doesn't count at the "derp derp" you're talking about though.

Project Insomnia = Abandoned, I'm probably the only one that still remembers it.
Miku/Cirno = MIA, since the release date was the then nigh-impossible UBW release
Kyon-ko = Ongoing, under the radar
Drifters = Never got off initial concept, which is a shame...
YWUIG and spin-offs = Abandoned as a working VN, keeps going as threads last I checked.

Since /jp/ started, we have seen many projects, they never take off for some reason...
Am I missing any?

>>830063
>Project Insomnia = Abandoned, I'm probably the only one that still remembers it.

Everyone remembers this, damn it.

>>830063

I remember Project Insomnia. Hell, I was the one that wrote the fake chapters.

""Anon, get off the computer and go shopping! This is the last time I'm telling you!"

Ugh. The old bag is at it again." etc

I'd laugh if that was more than the real writer ever did.

>>829881
This needed the blind girl.
Except her expression shouldn't change from the top and bottom.

>>830094
Agreed.

>>830063
Project Insomnia...yeah, I remember that one. It did exactly what I thought it would-- Nothing.

>>830061

Yeah, yeah. Shove it up your ass.

>>830084
>>830080
Oh god, someone remembers!
The fake chapters are more than the official work, that was mostly my sketchy scenes anyway.

Actually, those fake scenes were what inspired me to make the original AND thread interactive. Jumping to a decision and leaving nothing for anonymous didn't feel right...

>>830084
I'm pretty sure that IS more than the real writer ever did.

>>830121
>those fake scenes were what inspired me to make the original AND thread interactive

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or disgusted.

>>830429
The former.

Personally, I'm hoping this one works out; it'd a concept that should get made.

>>830063

Anon's Nice Day?

>>830674
I think he didn't want to be rude.

>>830674
I don't think he's forgotten his own project.