/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I would like to talk with Aya about cameras. If she's like me we could talk for hours.

Patchy would be great.

She have tons of book knowledge, but very little real experience.

I was always wondering about this picture.

Are you supposed to eat her or use her like a spoon?

>>8298934
there's a spoon under her.

Still, you're taking it too literally

Pathouli would be terrible. She would have an asthma attack within 5 minutes.

>>8298934
There's a spoon in there already.

>>8298934
You're supposed to fap.

>>8298934
You are supposed to eat her.

Cirno, because you could converse her in to sex.

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>conversation
why would you do that when you can fuck

>>8298955
Having sex with Patchy is probably the most appealing out of all the other characters. I have a thing for sickly girls.

Shoutoku is the best hands down. Kyouko the worst.

>>8298963
>Shoutoku
Because you could try to find out her secrete of how she because the little girl, am i right?

>>8298846

are those sticks going into her ass and vagina

>>8298974
They are both entering the vagina.

>>8298974

Isn't it obvious?

>>8298990

no

I would sell my kidney for a dessert like this.

Remilia.

Because Remilia.

>>8299066
Because of the wealth of knowledge she has accumulated over the years, right?

Hmm, those cookie things are going someplace rather .... sensitive.

i guess you could have a nice chat with ran

>>8299075
Maybe a bit.

But no, I just like Remilia. Having a pleasant chat with her over tea would be a wonderful way to spend the evening, and maybe the night. If we get tired I can spend the day over, possibly in a guest room prepared by Sakuya.

why would you want to try to talk to an autist like patchouli? and why give her disgusting drill hair?

>>8299081

I'm with this guy. Assuming she doesn't make me lick her shoes or something. Not like I wouldn't love doing that, but we're just having a conversation, not eroticism.

>>8299085

I thought we are all autistic here.

Reisen. I wanna know about the moon.

>>8299121
I'd lick her shoes, too. Probably have a pretty stimulating conversation while doing it.

I'd love to spend long hours talking to Rinnosuke. He has some intriguing thoughts concerning the nature of Gensokyo and he'd probably humor my questions about various Youkai.

>>8299140

Be honest, you just want to suck his cock.

Not sure if I'd prefer to talk to Nitori or Marisa. Marisa would probably have her own charm after she has gotten used to you, and she probably knows some pretty cool things herself. Nitori would have tons to say about technology related things and that would be interesting in its own too.

Now that I think about it, Patchouli is one of the very few touhous who didn't act like total bitches in the games.

Two shut-ins having a conversation, would could be better!
I don't know what would be more awkward: the long silences or /jp/'s autistic attempts to fill those long silences.

>>8299236

I'd ask her if she's a virgin.

>>8299212
she was super rude to Marisa

>>8299243

Because Marisa is a thief.

What about Flan? 600 years old and a little crazy. She may make for a rather interesting chat, talk talking to Hanibal Lector. You could ask her about the sensation she feels when people are feeling in fear. Or about how it feels when you first penetrate the jugular. In fact, I always wanted to know what people taste like.

>>8299271
I'd let Flan penetrate my jugular, if you know what I mean.

>>8299275
Me to, always wanted to be a vampire. Then I could marry her sister.

I want to sit atop the waterfall in comfortable silence with Momiji

>>8299271
> 600 years
495 years old

> a little crazy
You would be abnormal too if you were locked away all your life

> Or about how it feels when you first penetrate the jugular
I think she has never done this, her food has always been prepared to look normal

>>8299299
You think in all that time, 3 meals a day 365 days a year she has not had a craving? Vampires are feared for a reason.

>>8299304
So you are saying that it is a natural urge of vampires to bite people?
Why would that be the case?
I think as long as they get their blood they should feel satisfied.

>>8299312
They have fangs, I arrest my case.

>>8299321
And you have teeth and could easily live from liquid food for all your life as long as you get enough nourishment from it.

>>8299323
I didnt say teeth.

>>8298846

This is easily one of the best Touhou pictures ever made.

>>8299330
You think Patchouli drawn like a prom night slut is good? GTFO.

>>8299325
What's your point?
I don't see how having fangs gives you some animalistic urge to pierce someones throat with them

>>8299337
Vampire fangs are designed to pierce someones throat.

>>8299337
If I was born with a chainsaw hand, I would want to chainsaw people and/or trees.

>>8299339
You mean enlarged canines? Because that's all they got. That's it. Human teeth are designed for eating plants and meat. We can tear in to flesh, or just grind veggies. Yet we can survive on liquid alone.

Checkmate.

>>8299342
Well you would for a while, then you would get tired of it. Unless you needed to chainsaw people to keep living, likes vampires and blood. Then you would chainsaw people when you ran out of trees.

At the very least, you would have chainsawed one person. You would be the only person who preformed his own C section.

>>8299339
Human teeth are designed to eat meat and plants.
A human can live without meat without developing urges.


Also, why are girls in cups or girls in food so hot?

>>8299355
Pretty sure they are vampire fangs, that they grow specifically for eating necks.

Nitori, maybe Keine.

Every other Touhou is annoying, has boring topics to talk about or just simply wouldn't care about talking with you.

No one has mentioned Yukari or Eirin yet? Disappointing.

>>8299370
What does Yukari have to talk about that she would even tell you? She would be one of the worst people.

>>8299358
Girls in food are hot because food is typically hot. Unless you're eating something cold and gay like a salad.

>>8299371
>She is actually quite talkative, and is willing to teach you about herself or about Gensokyo.
>However, most of her stories are impossible to prove or confirm, so no one can say how many of them are true.

PMiSS says different.

>>8299385
You can talk to liars all over the place, doesnt mean you will learn anything of value.

>>8299378
/jp/ is gay though so i guess i shouldn't feel weird about the huge salad i just ate or the thai chicken salad i'm going to get for lunch

I feel like it might be a bit one sided

>>8299393
Even if she's not telling true stories I imagine it'd be fun conversation: Exactly what the OP was asking.

>>8299436
The OP said Best. I certainly would say a fun conversation would be the best if I was choosing between deities and demigods, some of which had existed since before time.

But hey, thats just me.

>>8299445
>certainly would
would not* anyways, im going to bed.

>>8299447
Yukari would have plenty she could potentially talk about, given her long life, so I'd take my chances with her.

Before you go, who was your choice?

>>8299451
Isn't Yukari rude and annoying? Would she really bother to hang out with a lowly human? If she does, she'll probably spend her time talking about your defects.

Satori.

Discussing different methods of killing dirty youkai and jewing money with Reimu might be pretty fun.

>>8299460

Doesn't she hang out with Reimu?

>>8299485
Reimu is kind of doesn't care about how she's hanging out with, and even she claims Yukari is annoying.

I can't keep up with my own thoughts. I wonder how she'd fare.

>>8299472

It would just end with her whoring herself for donations.

>>8299271
>She may make for a rather interesting chat, like talking to Hanibal Lector

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I want to slowly insert those choko sticks all the way inside her while sucking on her legs.

Even though patchy is my favorite touhou

my favorite conversational partner would be Yukari
I think the conversations would be really fun since she's supposed to be talkative and you'd always have the thought in my that she might be just lying and messing with you.

I really love talking to liars

It depends on your personal interests and the topics you are familiar with, and also the canon/uncanon personality you think it corresponds to your interlocutor.

For me it would be Patchy as well, I could corroborate her knowledge about the outside world or something. While I rest my head on her soft, warm lap.

>>8298974
Picture ruined.

Murasa. I could sit for hours in front of a fire listening to her tell stories about her adventures at sea.

I don't talk much and she'd be asleep most of the time.

Yuugi. We could drink and talk, and drink some more.

I've always imagined her being really easy to talk to for some reason.

>YOU'RE FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD!? Quick, quick, tell me stuff! Do you really have giant metal birds and wagons? How do you live in such a big place? How many shikigami do you have? Ayayayaya, where's my notebook!?

>>8301994
Sorry, she already has that info, some people have already glitched into Gensokyo and survived and the books say they horde the attention with their info.

>>8301994
That seemed like more nitoris territory but I can see it working for both. My solution was getting drunk with aya and nitori and chatting about life

Actually umbrella touhou wins this one. I enjoy scaring people and could talk about it for hours with her.

>>8302001
I want to be spirited away to Gensokyo

>>8298938
I could share my inhaler with her ;_;

>>8299365
I'd have to agree. I'd love to have a good mechanical discussion, but it wouldn't really feel too personal.
Although for a good deep conversation, and depending on just how much history she actually has access to, Keine would be a great choice.

>>8301474
Flandre is probably the most entertaining ever since Patchouli started locking herself inside the library.

Entertainment value is how I judge my conversation partners because I like to formulate my own opinions about Touhou girls otherwise.

>>8299140
This guy has the right idea. I love the way Rinnosuke sees Gensokyo, how he is knowledgeable about it's history and details, and he's way of thinking itself.

He's intelligent, straightforward and deep. While I was reading CoLA I desired nothing in this world more than to be able to be there, together with Reimu and Marisa, listening to his ideas and discussing legends and artifacts with him.

Also, the same way he would be able to tell me billions of things, I'd be able to really feed his curiosity about our world.

I probably wouldn't be interesting conversation-wise with most of the Touhou-cast. Maybe I'd try to lie about the outside world to Tewi or Cirno while simultaneously entertaining them until they learn otherwise.

>>8302295
Tewi's one of the oldest touhous, you're not gonna be able to bullshit her.

That feel when you realize all the touhou's are eon's old and your paltry 2 decades have nothing to offer them conversationally.

>>8302316
That, and she's a notorious troll. You'd never be sure who was being bullshot.

>>8302389
Fresh cock

>>8302390
Your cock can talk?

>>8302411
....... yes

>>8301474

>Picture ruined.

The digusting drill hair didn't ruin it for you first?

I really like that show "1000 ways to die".

>>8302540
"That shits more made up than wrestling"

>>8302555
Duh. They change the stories to make it seem like the ones who died actually deserve it. Guilt free dark entertainment.