/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>that feel when every Friday night I go early to bed and set my alarm clock to wake me up at 5 AM
>sneak out of the house without waking my parents and into the woods nearby
>take of all my clothes once I get to far enough into the wilderness
>pour pee to the ground from the bottle I've been filling up and hiding under my bed for the past couple of days and smear my body with the resulting mud
>run around in the forest with my long blonde hair let loose hunting for beetles, spiders and small lizards and when I finally catch one I insert it between my buttocks and crush it to death by contracting my ass muscles with full force while masturbating furiously
>bathe in a pond or whatever body of water I can find after I'm done and sneak back home and into my bed before anyone even notices I've been gone