[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

File: 86 KB, 450x569, nigg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

8296644

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:24:18 2011 No.8296644 [Reply] [Original]

>ask this cute girl from class on a date to the movies
>she accepts
>omgwtf.mp3
>we both meet up at the mall
>ask her if she wants to grab some food before watching the flick, says she already ate
>ask if she wants a smoothie, "no"
>pick a film, she gets out her purse
>tell her i will pay
>she declines but i keep insisting
>she says "whatever" and just walks away
>thought she was going home but she just ends up going to the toilet
>end up buying her a smoothie and candy while waiting for her
>she returns, give her the smoothie and candy
>"i didn't ask for this"
>tell her she will get thirsty
>talking like normal while waiting for film to start, just like in school
>thisisfuckingawesome
>lights go out, film starts
>ask her if she wants me to get her a pillow or another smoothie
>"no thanks"
>learn down and take her ankle
>she asks what im doing
>tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable
>tells me she doesn't want one
>okay.gif
>watch movie
>walking out after film ends, tell her how amazing the night has been for me
>"good"
>ask her if she wants to go get another smoothie or somethin
>she puts her hand on my chest and stops me
>"just so you know, i'm getting a ride home"
>"cool"
>says she'll see me in school and starts walking off
>go to grab her by the arm and pull her back to kiss me, but miss and grab her face
>rip off mask
>it's V3

ONORE V3

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:25:18 2011 No.8296650 Heh could be worse, it could have been Zuvat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:29:50 2011 No.8296664 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:31:20 2011 No.8296678 If you took a loli on a date, what food would you get from the mall and what movie would you watch at the theater?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:32:20 2011 No.8296683 >tell her i was going to give her a foot massage to make her comfortable foreveralone.jpg

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 14:43:21 2011 No.8296768 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:07:53 2011 No.8296866 >>8296768 >>8296768 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMY2Gh-Fbk

>>

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:11:23 2011 No.8296872

>2 years ago
>on my way to school
>get my lunchbox and get on the bus
>normally I take a train to school but the local school train exploded last summer
>playing pokemon on my DS
>bully behind me grabs my DS and throws it out the bus window and laughts at me
>I sit there crying all the way to school
>sit through school all day crying
>nobody says anything, not even the teachers
>get detention for getting my math book wet with tears
>sitting in detention, have to shit really badly
>ask if I can go to the bathroom
>NO
>shit my pants on the bus ride home
>bully sitting behind me notices
>HAHAHAHA HEY LOOK EVERYBODY ANON POOPED HIS PANTS!
>start crying again
>half the bus full of kids is pointing and laughing at me
>bully grabs my backpack full of expensive school books and other things and throws it out the bus window
>finally get off what felt like a 3 hour bus ride
>walk another 2 blocks home with my pants full of shit
>my parents beat me for losing my backpack and the school books and shitting my pants
>they ground me for 3 months and sell my gamecube and all 6 games I had for it the next day
>next week the school sends a $250 bill for the lost school books
>I just got done mowing lawns and raking leaves for the $250 last week
>the only video games I can play now are windows and facebook and other crappy free flash games on the internet on the family computer
>/jp/ is my only friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:14:54 2011 No.8296874 >>8296866 I'll post a link to currybuttisbananas every time you mention him. http://currybuttisbananas.tumblr.com/

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:16:24 2011 No.8296880 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898 erry day

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:19:24 2011 No.8296889 >>8296874 I'll post a link to currybutteatsbananas every time you mention that. http://currybutteatsbananas.tumblr.com/

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Mon Dec 26 15:19:24 2011 No.8296890 File: 865 KB, 1200x800, 1314747854371.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:22:24 2011 No.8296899 who are your top five /jp/ers? mine 1. jones 2. ZUN!bar 3. Sion 4. Sudo 5. squid

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 15:23:53 2011 No.8296908 >>8296899 You have ZUN!bar on there 4 times.

>>

Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:03:19 2011 No.8297352

>>8296872
>2 years ago
>on my way to school
>get my lunchbox and get on the bus
>normally I take a train to school but the local school train exploded last summer
>playing pokemon on my DS
>bully behind me grabs my DS and throws it out the bus window and laughts at me
>lose it
>get up from seat
>reach out with my hand
>rip out one of his eyelids
>dodge his retaliation punch
>trust my stylus through his other eye
>he leans back, grab his head and put it through the window, suffocating him while closing the window
>he faints
>pull him back and start kicking his face in
>he's unrecognizable and probably dead after 5 min
>other kids and driver attempt to stop me
>glare at them
>throw out his body out the bus door and it gets run over by a car
>"too bad we couldn't stop his suicide, right?"
>nobody says anything ever
>only criminal record is for smoking pot

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:06:50 2011 No.8297363 copypasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 26 20:43:54 2011 No.8297515 >>8297352 That sure showed him!

>>

Reply to thread

Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action