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Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:03:53 No.8296549 [Reply] [Original]

Thank goodness Christmas is over.

You're the only reason I survived yesterday, /jp/!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:04:21 No.8296556 File: 9 KB, 192x192, shiori.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kidnly fuckoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:05:21 No.8296558 File: 186 KB, 1038x720, autism02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh deer

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:06:22 No.8296565 File: 15 KB, 210x250, 1323491133186.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Every Touhou down in Touhouville liked Christmas a lot But the Miko, who lived just east of Touhouville, did not

>>	⑨Liberty-kun⑨ !yFBUixGIig Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:10:22 No.8296575 File: 123 KB, 480x270, 1316601962059.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:10:22 No.8296576
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The Miko HATED Christmas! The whole Christmas season!

Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason.

It could be her sleeves weren't attached just right.

It could be that her sarashi was tied too tight.

Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:13:49 No.8296592
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But I think that the most likely reason of all,

May have been that her hitbox was two sizes too small.

Whatever the reason, her sleeves or her shoes,

she stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Touhous,

>>	dntf**kwitmeormyfriends-chan !avY8p6wIiQ Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:16:49 No.8296602 File: 106 KB, 1280x720, 1318660512072.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296575 come back.. i found a way to cure u

Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:16:49 No.8296604
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Staring down from her shrine with a sour, Miko-y frown,

At the warm lighted bullets below in their town.

For she knew every Touhou down in Touhouville beneath,

Was busy now, shooting a danmaku wreath.

“And they’re throwing their bombs!” she snarled with a sneer,

“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”

Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:17:48 No.8296610

JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!

SERIOSULY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS AN IMAGE, AN ANIMATED IMAGE, OF A DEER FUCKING A CRYING SCHOOLGIRL?!

LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZZARE FETISHES AND WEIRD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS.
FUCKING THIS.

THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS...THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.

AND THE WORST PART OF ALL OF THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A LUCKY STAR PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES OF SIMILAR SITUATIONS DEPICTING CHILDREN BEING HORRIBLY MOLESTED THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER AS THE HELPLESS LITTLE GIRL SQUIRMS IN PANIC ON THEIR SCREEN FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK

TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off pedophiles I can press any damn key I please, go rot in jail)

Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:19:18 No.8296619

Why is it so tiring to be in the company of other people? The past few days have been exhausting. Just hearing their voices outside my room is keeping me on edge.

Christmas is supposed to be a time for relaxation and feeling cozy, not stressing yourself out by surrounding yourself with people you don't really want to be with it.

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>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:20:48 No.8296621 File: 402 KB, 970x768, autislord council.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:21:19 No.8296628 File: 41 KB, 400x300, mywifeu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:21:19 No.8296629 >>8296610 You should probably NOT be here if that sort of thing offends you. Most of us have a sense of humor. The fact that you would have a caps lock ragefit over something like this shows the rest of us that you just got here. Now leave

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:22:18 No.8296632 >>8296616 so lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:22:49 No.8296636 >>8296619 >Just hearing their voices outside my room is keeping me on edge. Seriously. Winter is supposed to be a sort of death of the world. Everything becomes calm. So why do people start it up with a noisy, busy celebration? It ruins everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:27:48 No.8296656 >>8296629 Haha, what a newfag!

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:28:18 No.8296662 >>8296636 >So why do people start it up with a noisy, busy celebration? The same reason people since prehistory have celebrated it, of course. To guarantee Spring comes back.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:30:18 No.8296671 File: 70 KB, 475x640, To.Heart.48530.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cheap Akari ripoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:31:18 No.8296681 >>8296662 Fuck spring. Seriously. Fuck it.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:37:49 No.8296728 File: 406 KB, 600x587, lily_spring.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296681 YOU ARE GONNA HAVE SPRING AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:39:18 No.8296740 >>8296728 Rejected. I will always hate spring. I like winter and, to a lesser extent, autumn. Fuck spring.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:42:19 No.8296761 File: 157 KB, 682x800, lily2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296681 Anon...

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:44:49 No.8296774 >the end is nigh >quoted from the bible

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:45:19 No.8296781 File: 122 KB, 1024x682, harold-camping-083a578aee16f76c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8296774 Forgot my harold

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:46:19 No.8296783 >>8296681 Don't go hating on seasons, anon. Spring has its good points.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:47:24 No.8296795 >>8296783 Like ensuring that autumn will return, maybe. But I'd be okay with eternal winter, so that's hardly relevant.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:49:24 No.8296804 Arizona winters are the best.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:49:52 No.8296806 >>8296604 Continue please..

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:59:22 No.8296836 >>8296774 >>8296781 Apparently that is a quote from a book, and not the Bible.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 14:59:53 No.8296835 Kami: winter Kuso: your shitty season

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 15:46:52 No.8297010 >>8296836 the bible is a book

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 15:49:53 No.8297022 >>8297010 The bible are letters, some manuscripts, a few jewish history records and small booklets, not a book per se. Thus its name "Bible" (Books).

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 22:27:33 No.8297965 >taking christmas seriously Either an underage faggot, a girl, or a retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon, Dec 26, 2011 23:43:43 No.8298220 >>8297965 >general hateful assery I though it was okay to want to be a little girl

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