/jp/ - Otaku Culture

swim in the lake

Avoid jumping in the lake. If I can get that right, everything else should just fall into place.

Hide in the Human village/forest/whatever and become bros (hos?) with other no-name girls. Don't become a touhou, because touhous get raped by tentacles, futas, and faceless men.

>>8292681
I want an rpg like that.

>>8292710
Why did you go through all that trouble creating a portal? Just to hang out with Keine?

Become a youkai hunter.
Kill all the demons.

Lake; jump into it.

>>8292730
We had a pen and paperish RPG like that once. It was ran by Gensokyo man. It was pretty epic. Off course /jp/s buttrage killed it.

Is that a gender bent Homura?

>>8292743
I will fucking murder you.

It's traveling h0mu.

Are you guys talking about Homu no Tabi?

LAKE MOTHERFUCKER

>>8292681
I'm reminded of Kino when I saw that.

>>8292773

Homu no Tabi

>>8292777
Because it is Kino

Go to Scarlet Devil Mansion, convince them to hire me as a maid. The fairies are useless, Sakuya can't do everything herself(or at least deserves a break), and I know enough about cooking, cleaning, and gardening not to be useless. And I could even do small repair jobs around the mansion!
And if push comes to shove, I'm absolutely fine serving as an emergency food source for Remilia.

I wonder who does most of their maintenance? Ive never seen Sakuya with a wrench and I dont think fairies and technology mix. That just leaves Patchouli. I wonder if she has a old copies of The Plumbers Helper down in her library?

>>8292883
I wonder who does most of their maintenance? Ive never seen Sakuya with a wrench and I dont think fairies and technology mix. That just leaves Patchouli. I wonder if she has a old copies of The Plumbers Helper down in her library?

>>8292866
I wonder who does most of their maintenance? Ive never seen Sakuya with a wrench and I dont think fairies and technology mix. That just leaves Patchouli. I wonder if she has a old copies of The Plumbers Helper down in her library?

damn scripts

lake

h0mu no tabi

>>8292947
>>8292781
>>8292773
>>8292757
>>8292743

You fags are jealous that Kino has more personality in her thumb than homura has in all of the episodes of madoka combined.

Inferior wretches: fall into despair.

>>8292681
Look around, notice I have shrunk and that I have wings. Which means I can fucking fly! AWESOME! Hey I can shoot stuff too! EVEN MORE AWESOME! Wait a second, something is not right here. No, it can't be! NOOOOO! I'm a fucking fairy! Oh shit, is that a pissed off reimu I shot at! FUCK INBOUND SEEKER AMULET, EVASION IMPOSS-


And that's what would happen to pretty much everyone in /jp/

Me in my final form. Though, I dont know why I opted for a sword as they are pretty worthless in Gensokyo when everyone has some reality nullifying ability. Perhaps it can strike through reality, whatever that means.

Finding my self as the little girl in Gensokyo would be the happiest moment of my life, also the most terrifying moment of my life. To suddenly lose all my manly bulk, and have it replaced with delicious meat, and get deposited in the middle of the primal wilds, would be to much for one afternoon.

My first move would be to harness the power of fire. Which just means finding a stick and using my lighter to make a torch or a campfire. I assume I fall in to Gensokyo with my clothes on since the OP didnt specify nakedness.

With the power of fire at my disposal I would make my way to the first sign of civilization. I am hoping it will be the human village. Once I get there I would try to find some temporary work to get a few supplies to make my way to Marisa's house. Upon ariving at Marisa's house I inform her that an Anonymous party has hired he to be her Maid. I drop obvious hints that it was Patchouli sending me there to maintain the books she has stolen.

Upon successful infiltration of Marisa's cottage I begin my life as her maid. Cooking, cleaning, and stealing knowledge from her wealth. I take up farming and sell herbs and potions to the local Youkai. With that money I earn I take lessons from the nearest blacksmith so that I can craft my Reality Cutting Sword, its a sword of such power, even I dont know what it does, but its really big and fearsome looking.

My final destination, I turn Marisa in to a respectable citizen of Gensokyo and start a Youkai spa with free foot massages.

Upon the unsuccessful infiltration of Marisa's cottage, I get sparked to the middle of the woods and end up eating my delicious self before the primal Youkai do.

>>8292978
My face when I finally get the pun in the OP pic.

>>h0mu's travels
>>traveling in basketball

>>8293050
Woah, that went over my head.

>>8293050
It's like you're exploring new, undiscovered levels in being a cock fairy, ZUN!spam. By the mere fact that you exist, you make the world worse.

>>8293073
>>a cock fairy

Dude you gotta be gay as HELL to even think up this kinda stuff.

Tavern/Inn owner. If you get too drunk to get home safely, you can spend the night.

>>8293050
It is cute seeing gaybar trying to be funny.
That is some lame pun, something you picked up from bunking up with your soldier bros in afgan?

>>8293095
I think he's right though. Why else would she be drawn with a basketball?

>>8293095
The only army that would accept ZUN!spam is the Salvation Army.

>>8293107
ZUN!spam make thread about self.
ZUN!spam cry every night.
ZUN!spam weigh 300 pounds.
>>my face when grandma pooped in my shower last night

>>8293095
>>8293107
Don't bully zun-sama, slav ren!

>>8293148
Pointing out the truth is hardly bullying, gay stalker-kun.

>>8292982
I think you need your silly hat first. So you would be safe from Reimu, at least until then.

This thread makes me sad, 6 troll responses, a tripfag circle jerk and only 4 or 5 actual responses. I guess /jp/ doesn't want to get to Gensokyo anymore.

>>8293997
A thread veering off-topic on /jp/ isn't out of the ordinary. Why don't you take charge and steer it back on track.

>>8294006
Tried once, didnt work. Probably my fault for making the thread during the prime time, when the children were still up. Its a shame, I did want to see other peoples ideas and their image of them selves as the little girl.

>>8293997
>/jp/ doesn't want to get to Gensokyo anymore.
Didnt you get the memo? They people that wanted to open portal are already there.
Why are you still here? They are all waiting for you on the other side at sanzu river.

>>8294019
I'm sure /jp/ is far worse off without this groundbreaking thread being taken seriously.

>>8294028
Well, there is a thread about who the best tripfag is. You have hit rock bottom when you make threads specifically to give attention whores attention. Today has been pretty shitty, both /jp/ and /a/.

>>8294096
We hit rock bottom ages ago.

>>8294096
Tis the season

>>8292681
It's too hard to draw picture of my new form and I can't draw and my first move would be to find way to city or Rinnosuke shop and I could think about rest and it might be important to find Touhou power because I already have few ideas for spellcards.

>>8292710
You could stay nameless. This way no one will remember about you, like nameless book reading youkai and still you will have a lot of fun.

>>8294019
The most important is to get into Gensokyo and to ignore people who don't want to participate.

>>8294909
You dont have to draw a picture. Just pic an anime or VN character that best fits your image. Just no existing touhous.

>>8294932
Such complicated and complex and great and Mary Sue level and smart and nice and great looking and great hair and polite and well educated character such as my self deserves something more.

>>8294995
So maybe something like that? (I didn't play game with Hooded cat I just know meme).

>>8294995
Then what about just that?

I didn't play game but I seen that meme few times and her music theme is nice and sorry for killing thread.