/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8290757
Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Hey Faggots,

My name is Coal, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting on /jp/. You are everything bad on /jp/. Honestly, have any of you ever made your own wiki page only to have it deleted? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Tokiko because of your own insecurities, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than trying to join the shitposter circle but getting rejected.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I've been on /jp/ for two months, and have type 1 diabetes. What sports do you play, other than "shitposting on /jp/"? I'm also Currybutt Jr, and have a banging hot Fukune (Just sent 'her' a love poem, Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me

Tokiko.
Oh god. I just got done playing some Left4Dead with Tokiko and let me tell you,
it was one of the worst experiences in my life. The game started out as usual;
we, the survivors, grabbed our weapons and set out. The first five minutes or so
were pretty silent, aside from the NPC chatter and zombie screams. But then, the
first TANK showed up.

"SUCK MY COCK, DUDE!" a high, nasally-pitched voice screamed. The Tank charged
at us. "SUCK MY COCK! SUCK MY COCK!" I wondered where the noise could be coming
from; did I leave something open in the background? But - I saw it - Tokiko's
voice bubble kept popping up. Like the retard he was, he threw a molotov at
the ground where we were focusing our fire on the beast. We scrambled - me and
the two (sane) players ran back. But Tokiko? Oh, no. This is Tokiko we're
talking about. He charged straight at the fucker.

"HE'S SUCKING IT! HE'S SUCKING MY COCK, DUDE! STAR GRABS COCK STAR" Again and
again, Tokiko was smashed into the ground by the Tank. Was it a demon out of
hell or an angel delivering divine justice? Tokiko's health hit zero and he
died. "Thanks a lot, guys. Fucking faggots." And with that, he was gone.

Has anyone else on /jp/ ever played games with Tokiko before? Was he nearly as
awful for you? I can't be the only one.

>>8290767
You forgot the part where he tried to stalk our resident Gaiafag, miao, after finding out she was a girl. It's like he falls in love with every female he sees

Grats.

COAL WAS 17

HE LOVED TEXT BOARD CULTURE

HE WASN'T VERY GOOD, BUT WE MADE ALLOWANCES BECAUSE IT WAS THE POLITE THING TO DO.

EXCEPT SOMETIMES HE'D TAKE IT TOO FAR AND JUST RANDOMLY SHITPOST ON /JP/ FOR HOURS, AND WE'D HAVE TO MAKE HIM STOP.

ONE TIME THE MOD GOT SO TIRED OF IT HE BANNED COAL OFF /JP/ AND THEN SET FIRE TO HIS COMPUTER AND MADE HIM WATCH.
COME TO THINK OF IT, THE MOD WAS KIND OF A DICK.

AFTERWARDS COAL FOUND A SPAMBOT FROM SOMEWHERE AND THEN SPAMMED IT ON /JP/.
HE RAMPED THE SHITPOSTING UP TO MAX AND MANAGED HIDE FROM US FOR TWO WHOLE HOURS BEFORE WE CAUGHT HIM.

WE BEAT HIM SO HARD.
SO HARD.

IN CONCLUSION, COAL WAS 17 AND HE LOVED TEXT BOARD CULTURE.
HE COULDN'T ACTUALLY MAKE GOOD POSTS THOUGH AND IT DROVE US ALL NUTS.
I GUESS THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO SAY HERE.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING, I'LL GO BACK TO SCREAMING PEOPLES NAMES FOR NO APPARENT REASON NOW

>>8290777
>miao
>a girl
lol hi miao

>>8290777
He really is currybutt jr

I'm installing it right now

>>8290776
You guys sound like fucking little faggot kids from /v/. please leave.

What really makes me curious about this guy is that he doesn't seem to be completely new to the board.

In >>8277925, he seemed to know who Shii is (a tripfag who hasn't posted here in almost a year) but Tokiko only started posting with a name very recently.

Could he be a tripfag who got laughed out of the board and decided to come back with a new identity?

>>8290816
How about you... zuck my dick?

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>>8290814
Yeah I'm friends with Shii. He thinks that /jp/ is bad right now but maybe he can come back later right now. Right now he's seeing family, I'm going to go see some soon myself actually.

>>8290814
>he seemed to know who Shii is

Honestly, I don't think it takes a huge amount of effort to browse through Shii's and 0037's blikis, dude.

How gullible can you be?

>>8290851
We chat on IRC

Shii and 0037 are on SynIRC but neither one is online right now

>>8290777
looool lualdi/jessica/miao is not a girl. No matter what it says

Is there any /jp/ steam group?

Is it open to everyone or are you going to hack me, steal my credit card info and post my personal informations on /b/ when I will join?

>>8290865
There's some more general groups and the shitposter one, the only private ones are groups for friends (and they tend to be dead)

I only really chat with random anons and IRC people but feel free to add me and go through my friends list (and then remove me) if you want some people to play games with

>>8290865
It's not /jp/. It's a group of posters from /a/ and /v/ circlejerking and demanding attention.

>>8290865
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/shitpstr

>>8290865
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/japangeneral

it's pretty much dead like .jp. itself

>>8290885
Banned huh... Maybe I shouldn't have used my nerd domination?

>>8290880
Whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>8290885
Woah it says right there in the title 'SECRET' Shitposter gathering you aren't meant to just go linking the group anywhere you want else it wouldn't be a secret anymore.

>>8290880
I hope you realise the majority of the shitposter group actually only go on /jp/ some of them like Liberty also go /m/. Squidy is the only one who actually makes threads, the others just stick to circlejerking in already shit threads.

>>8290900
The real Squiddy's not actually in the group. He sticks to IRC for the most part (although he does have a Steam group)

>>8290890
Or maybe you shouldn't have acted like an idiot.
>>8290900
I browse ck and x too!

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>>8290913
>not browsing the textboards
>2011

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>>8290902
thats because you are squiddy and you got banned from the group

>>8290902
thats because you are squiddy and you got banned from the group

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>>8290890
it's ok

i got banned too by the shitty bill

i didn't even do anything except lurk chat T_T!

I just squealed like a little girl

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>>8290949

Is this the christmas shitposter gathering?

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>>8290955

is the shitty bill here? can he tell me why i was banned from chat?

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>>8290959
it would be easier if you said who you are.

>>8290962

Where is the fucking meido?
These threads are making me puke even when hidden, jesus fucking christ, /jp/ is beyond help.

Again thanks for the game Tokiko-san, haven't played much yet but it's fun.

>>8290970

lol you mad

>>8290969
i am tehrei and i delete my posts so i avoid teh threadban

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>>8290970
I know D:< this board is suppose to be for le Reddit only. If you don't browse reddit only then GTFO! Meido come clean up these /b/uugum.

Merry Christmas, Reddit. Die /b/uugum. Savt us meido >:3

>>8290970
Calm down anon we're all nakama here.

It is even possible

to be this autistic

>>8290989

filthy dumb reddit scum

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>>8290995

i am tehrei in the shitposter group and im still banned from chat this is the only time i will asked to be unbanned if you do not unban me then i am fine with it ;_;

>>8290999
tripsssssssssssssssssssssssss

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>>8290893
rare pic ofmilky getter holmes

that feel when i am the shitty bill

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>>8291007
;_;

>>8291007
its you

shitty bill

>>8290999
>>8291000

dem trips

>>8290902
I meant to say Steam Account not Steam Group

>>8291007
whyyy ban me the shitty bill? ;_;

here it is
the kawaiiest picture you have been waiting for
ULTIMATE KAWAII

>>8290959
its because hes shitty -__-;

Anyone want to add people on steam ?
Like, playing some tf2 killing floor or something.

>>8291054
ill play tf2 with you whenever youd like, my name is Tehrei and im in the steam group but im banned from chat by the shitty bill.

>>8291054

http://steamcommunity.com/id/shitty-bill

i (don't) like playing tf2, and i play kf sometimes

>>8291054
i would post my id but i don't want to be associated with all the faggots on this thread.

>>8291066

i don't remember banning you or if i had a reason to, but you're unbanned from chat

merry anime christmas!!!!

>>8291054
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sugoimonogatari

Killing Floor happens sometimes.

>>8291054
join the group, look for hisui

anyone want to play some DOTA 2

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>>8291009

shout outs to tehrei we may be martyrs of steam but on ODSC we are king baby

>>8291199
Why would you do that...

The shitposter group is boring