/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Are you a fairy?

You ain't getting any donations from me this year you filthy miko!

>>8288733
Oh, come on. Poor girl's gonna freeze to death.

>>8288742
What's she doing there in the first place? Detour? Then get lost. Present delivery? Then deliver the present then get lost. Fuck? Then fuck and stay

>>8288756
You're pretty cold, anonymous.

>>8288742
I let Ayu freeze to death in this exact same manner. It was the best ending in the worthless shitsack of a game that is Kanon.

Why should this bitch be any different?

>>8288787
Because...she...oh, forget it.
Here. Merry Christmas, asshole.

>>8288678

I'll let you in on one condition... Sex with no condoms and for 9 months straight afterwards. After those 9 months I better not see you ever again and I better not hear a peep about me taking responsibility. Otherwise you'd better bundle up, I heard it's pretty cold tonight.

Why would a Shinto shrine maiden dress up like Santa Claus.

>>8288795
God damn. You're even worse than the other guy.

>>8288801
I didn't notice it was different from her normal outfit

>>8288801
Commercialism, catering to new trends in a desperate bid to get donations.

>>8288801
She likes you and heard you like Santa.
Yukari dressed her up and dropped her outside your house as a prank.

Pick one.

>>8288817
Or that.

>>8288795
Interesting, I had a similar thought.
I'd tell her we can have sex but I'd wear a condom so it's okay. I would cut holes in the condoms to get her pregnant. That way she would forever be attached to me. Mine mine mine mine mine mine mine forever.

>>8288795
>>8288822
You know she'd agree to it through the window but refuse once she got inside, right?

>>8288834

If she pulls that stunt I'll strip her and toss her out again and fap to her through the window in the comfort of my warm home.

>>8288834
Even better; I can rape her all night.

I have a few acres around me completely empty, so she could cry and scream all she wants. I could go "ora ora!" and slap her, rip her clothes off and start fucking her dry.
She can bite, scratch and slap me all she wants. At the end of the night, she'll fertilized. I'd hold on to her so she couldn't leave after I finish. After a few hours of wearing herself out like that, I don't think she would have the strength to run. Listless eyes, a tear soaked face, and a tired, bruised body. She would deliver a September baby.
Merry Christmas Reimu!

id let her in and hold her cold hands till they are warm again then get her a mug of hot cocoa

>>8288847
>>8288852
Oh, do elaborate.

Alternatively...Reimu caves in and agrees to your terms, and takes some birth control the next morning. What then?

>>8288896
Where would she even get a day after pill?
I'll make sure she stays pregnant.

>>8288937
From a store or something? I don't know.

How?

>>8288949
Why would I let her go to a store?

>>8288953
Who says you'd have to let her?

>>8288960
I do.
I'd handcuff her to myself and make love to her throughout the day. She's not going anywhere.
Wanted to come inside the house? You're staying inside.
If she starts crying I wont be gentle either.

>>8288966
Hey, being let inside the house is one thing, but no way is she letting you handcuff her. That wasn't part of the deal anyway.

>>8288973
I was just kidding anon!
I never meant to carry out that deal. She's my property now, whether she likes it or not. I don't think she'd have the heat to leave after stockholm sets in, along with having my baby.

>>8288982
No way is she going to just sit there and let your...make her your property. How are you going to get the cuff on her or anything?

I remember hearing somewhere on the internet some plans to have a secret room in your basement.

Coming inside is what she wanted, right?

Thinking about it, I don't believe this is what my parents had in mind when they left the house to me

>>8288992
I already said I was going to beat and rape her. I'd just cuff her.

>>8289006
She's pretty spry and tough, man.

>>8289010
I would give it my all to overpower her. It's deeply ingrained in her subconscious to desire being raped and impregnated. She'd not only have to fight me off, but herself as well.
A malnourished miko would only benefit from being with me as well.

>>8289018
If it's either beat you, freeze to death, or become your sex slave, she'd be giving it her all too. And she knows how to fight.

>sits down with hot cocoa as she stands on my balcony.
>watching:smile and look all smug as she freezez.

>>8289023
you don't understand. I already won. Going through with the fight in the first place will only serve to let her see and experience something that already occurred.

Regardless, I'd fight till either she gives in or I'm dead. Is she willing to fight to the death?

>>8288998
i saw a special on the discovery channel about a guy who kidnapped a teenager, kept her in a secret room in his basement, and raped her every day till she was 30 something. i believe the special was called "sex dungeon" or something like that

>>8289034
What? When? What?

She wouldn't kill you, but she WOULD disable you. Maybe she'd lock you outside your own house or something. Wouldn't that be ironic?
Well, if push comes to shove...maybe she would kill you. Maybe.

she shows up outside your door, freezing, asking for help

safe to say that she left her hax in gensokyo

feel free to rape and break her

>>8289046
If she was strong enough to kill or disable me, why didn't she just break the glass on that door and tell me to shut up and sit in a corner?
She has the strength of an average teenage girl. I'd probably get even more aroused from having her small soft hands trying to push my manly chest away, her nails digging in my back, or fists being poorly aimed at me due to her teary eyes making it hard to see.

>>8289051
If she doesn't have her hax, Yukari left her there and will be back soonish. Being caught with your dick in a crying, tied-up miko when Yukari comes around would be a bad idea.

>>8289057
She wouldn't just break in because she's not a burglar or something. That's her friend. But if you try to beat her up or rape her or something...that's different.
Reimu's young, but again, she's tough.

>>8289057
It's impolite to break into people's houses.

>>8289060
>>8289065
Doesn't matter.
I'd probably drag her inside and rape anyways.

The lack of cold Reimu in this thread frustrates me.

>>8289069
Then she kicks your ass. You can't just avoid that by saying "I win anyway" or something.

>>8289076
how would she kick my ass? She's a girl, I'd naturally just win. I thought I already explained that.

>>8289079
She can use magical powers, you idiot. And unlike your internet tough guy ass, Reimu has already killed without hesitation or remorse.

>>8289079
I'm enjoying this back and fourth with you, but if you're going to use that retarded logic, this is going to get a lot less fun.

Can't you just go into greater detail with what you'd do with Reimu or something? Be creative.

she'd slap a talisman on you and it'd explode because its some sort of bomb paper awwwwwww shit

well if we're going to be citing powers, then her power from iamp is some bullshit "can't touch this" hax

so no

she's a girl outside in the freezing cold asking for your help, she has no powers

she is craving for cocks

>>8289148
She wants no cocks, just some warmth.

>>8289161
My warm seed filling up her womb is all she'll need.

>>8289161
Cocks are warm.

>>8289178
>>8289189
...just...
...please, just let her in. She won't have sex with you, but... she doesn't want any money or food or anything, just a roof over her head. Please, just let her sleep on the couch or the floor or something. Just for one night.
She's begging you, anonymous...

>>8289221
I'll let her sleep in this freezing cellar I have, a few days of that should sort her out quite nicely.

>>8289243
...do you mean a cold cellar or a big room-sized freezer?
And no, she just needs a night.

>>8289108
I'll oblige. With that pitiful face I couldn't help but let her in, give her a robe, and make some tea.

>>8289274
Wait, really!? No tricks?

>>8289303
Actually, yes, really.

>Hey, I haven't been to /jp/ in forever. I guess I might as well peep my head in and see what's up.
>This thread

And now I know why I left. You sick fuckers.

>>8289327
Oh, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU! Thank you SO MUCH! She'll never, ever forget this!

>>8289341
Hey, hey, don't let the sadist minority drive you away.

>>8289259
A cold cellar. There are a couple of dead dogs in there, you'll have plenty of company.

>>8289346
Man, just that cute little picture is worth it.


>>8289341
We may always be sick in ways, but not usually this lewd.

>>8289354
...
Why do you have dead dogs in your cellar?

>>8289357
I use it for extermination. Just stick them in there, completely forget about their existence, and they'll be dead before you know it. I'd -try- to remember Reimu, but I'll make no promises.

>>8289365

Die.

Just die.

>>8289365
What, you lock stuff in there to die? That's not a cellar, that's a dungeon. I don't like this idea.

>>8289375
Yeah, I used to get a somewhat awkward feeling when watching anime or whatever and it mentioned dogs. Man, one time I checked up to see if the dog was dead, and it LEAPED up at the window and tried crying at me. Pretty spooky, it was like a freaking skeleton.
>>8289376
She could eat the dead carcasses for sustenance or something, right?

>>8289407
Absolutely not! You're not locking Reimu up in some cold death cell with a bunch of dead dogs!

>Anons wanting to turn Reimu into a sex slave

I'm okay with this, as I just finished reading some of Doreporu's doujin

The girls really break completely after enough thick creampies

>>8289423
Hey, she's the one too weak to even bust down my door to get inside and pleading for me to help her, she should've gone elsewhere for that sort of hospitality. Whining like that is why I locked up all of those god damned dogs to begin with.

>>8289430
But she's got nowhere else to go!

>>8289430

You know that acting dark and edgy on /jp/ of all places doesn't make you look cool.

It makes you look even worse than the other NEETs here.

>>8289440
Where do you get the impression I'm trying to be "Dark and edgy"? I just wanted to shut those dogs up.

after reading this it's no wonder you guys don't have girlfriends. wow.

I think I'd rather read spam threads than this gaia-level shit.

>>8289466
You got your wish.

Merry Christmas.

>>8289462
I thought mine was rather reasonable, sir.

>>8289466
>prefers candy cane cock sucking, cock sucking threads, one post thread spam, feminazis
I think you're a little fucked in the head.

>>8289466
Um... have you been to gaia before? Because personally it's a lot worse! XD

She doesn't like going around begging for donations because she considers that something that would cause bad reputation according to the books.

And she's outside of Gensokyo, that means the barrier is down and most Touhous have scattered/dissappeared.

Now I can have an actual Touhou in my house, that's enough for me don't you think? As long as I don't piss her off because the fighting games shows she knows kung fu or some shit and might go crazy on me.

>>8289907
and teleportation, etc

Don't worry, this is just more of the edgy crew poking through, no one in here would have the balls to do anything more than invite her in, give her a blanket and ask her if she wants tea. Then proceed to go sit in some other room fidgeting.

>>8289907
Just give her food and shelter anon.

This sounds like some sub-par vanilla doujin but boy do I want to take part of it.

I wonder how she'd feel like when she discovers there's a whole database of her and other Touhou's life on the internet.

>>8289929
Shock, naturally. Maybe not, expect the unexpected is probably hard-wired for successful gensokyo residents. I don't want to say disgust really, but it may be.

This though permeates my mind when I save any amount of images of a single character

>>8289935
Oh, that's right, I should turn my images folder into a hidden one. Also, what ZUN writes looks more like if all of it had been written by Aya so it's more of a report of the events and personalities of Touhous, it doesn't seem that hard-wired.

She might like the Touhou games where she plays herself, then slowly move on and adapt to the technological world, she might be that permanent houseguest I see so much in manga that eventually moves on to watching TV and playing videogames, except she can't get fat because of her special ability.

I'd still rape her.
She'll be all mine mine mine mine mine.

>>8289964
I imagine computers would be hard to use for those who've only seen ancient defunct hulls, if she even bothers to begin with.

Listen, she is a miko trained to hunt down demons and kill them.
Even without her hax powers(why would she lose them in the first place?) she could kick your ass any day.
She,s not breaking in because she's friendly

>>8289984
As I said, it would be an eventual transition, Sanae often talks about outside world jargon, since she's kind of a ditz and keeps confusing Gensokyo and the outside world, to Reimu. She should just think that this is one of those technobabble that Sanae was talking about and just attempt to adapt, it's her new world after all.

gomenasai
my name is ken-sama

Reimu in our world?
Didn't she end as cock creaving cumslut?

>>8290154
Doesn't mean she can fight well without her powers.
It's like taking away magic from a wizard. You'll be left with a scrawny old man who'll get his ass kicked by a kitten.

>>8290187
>/jp/ - secondary/fanon general

ｌｅｔ　ｍｅ　ｉｎ

>>8290190
Two things.

A) Why would she lose them?

B) It's not like it's some kind of power level, the only real ''magical'' ability she has is flying away from reality. She still has a ton of combat skills and whack you with a seemingly infinite amount of ofuda.

>>8290192

Reimu gets in if she gives me at-will access to a portal to Gensokyo.

If I don't Xmas dubs, I'm going to be visibly buttfrustrated.

Where did that balcony come from and why are you standing outside my fourth-floor window?

Alternately, you can come in, but all you're getting is a spot in front of the furnace vent. You want tea, you're buying.

>>8290233
As an extra alternative, if I get a safe portal, I'll let her in AND I'll buy the tea.

>>8290195
I would say her power being based on the strength of the god she's the shrinemaiden for, which in turn is based on the god's faith and popularity, but that didn't seem to mean much in gensokyo to begin with.

Assuming her abilities are granted by some gensokyo-specific element, she'd be without her ofuda and perhaps with enough explaining her physical abilities as well.

She does however have a decent natural sense so its not out of question she'd be able to overpower a number of untrained attackers. She also seems so have some ability to call on gods other than her own, assuming there are any outside Gensokyo, though I imagine artifacts related to one are in short supply

>>8290242
Her abilities are carried from the Hakurei family bloodline, as stated by Mima, she should keep them when going to the real world, Gensokyo was part of Japan after all, and still is, it just has a barrier that makes it invisible and untraceable, there shouldn't be any ''element'' regarding any kind of power.

Her physical abilities don't have anything to do with magic or gods or anything, she's just well trained in combat, IIRC she's the only character in the fighting games besides Meiling to actually use a cognitive fighting style other than ''slap slap whack whack'' that the rest of the characters use. It's not like she can lift giant boulders or anything.

Looks like she hasn't woken up yet...

>>8288678
I'd let her in then impregnate her.

>>8292300
I hate this artist.
Tighthights regardless of the clothes.
Seriously?

Eww... slutty holiday dress ups are the worst.

>>8292395

Now that is quite unexpected, Canadian northern winters are brutal as fuck why is she dressed like that?

Bah, better let her in and warm her, I could use the company I guess.

And no, no rape, fuck that shit.

>>8292438
Then how would you get her pregnant?
I think it's agreed, most people in this thread want to get Reimu knocked up. What method will you use?

Taking it easy...

>>8292446

I am a very, very apathetic man.

I'd prefer a rather enjoyable calm evening, I keep my sex drive in check thank to fapping, so in order to knock her up, I'd have to fall in love with her and likewise for her.

I'm Neutral Good after all

>>8292454
Nah, you can say all that kind of sweet stuff online, but if she ever came in close contact with you, you'd have a boner sticking up all day.
You'd try to scheme up a way to get her pregnant too.

>>8292467

Why is it so hard to understand that not everyone is a slave to they're sex drives?

I don't enjoy hurting others, never did, why would I rape a girl in need now? Because its my instinct?

What part of Neutral Good do you not understand?

>>8292438
She's trying to adapt to the new world since Gensokyo apparently vanished.

I would like to help her do so, although at most I can only teach her how to browse the internet at a hopefully not-as-bad pace as I did with dearest mother and cousin when I still lived with my family.

I'd also want to see her reaction when she discovers the hundreds of thousands of fanart of her and her friends. Her life isn't exactly documented word by word so she's not gonna think her life is meaningless (like most fictional characters do) but instead just think that ZUN is a creepy stalker who knows Akyuu and Yukari.

>>8292473
You don't decide what you do, I do. Now be quiet.

at least this was 100% better than any of those /tg/ threads with the lamia outside during winter.

>>8292474

If I ever find your dungeon, we'll have a very big problem.

>>8292474
Suck my Chaotic Good alignment.

>>8292493
I consider myself Lawful Good, and I'd still rape Reimu.
But a maiden who begs to be dominated. I only do my part.

A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. She combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. She tells the truth, keeps her word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. Lawful good is the best alignment you can be because it combines honor and compassion.

>>8292526
a good character wouldnt rape anyone

>>8292533
I'm chaotic good and if we make a chaotic good baby he'll be a great hero and the world needs more heroes and I promise not to enjoy this I can tell you're not going to either but its for the good of the realm okay, yeah I can tell by your mumbling under the gag that you understand. So lets get this over with.

>>8292526
I have a hard time seeing the 'good' part in raping a questionably defenseless Reimu.

Your justification sounds something a lawful evil/neutral person would say.
How about I smite your shit.

>>8292533
I've taken plenty of alignment tests, and I always come out as lawful good.
It's not like I'd be a serial rapist. I'd settle down with my beloved whom I've raped. Just a minor technicality/blemish on my near flawless character.

Lawful Neutral here. As the trademark yes man/tool alignment, I let her in and cater to her every need as long as she asks for it. I ignore her otherwise.

>>8292545
did the tests ask if you'd rape someone?

>>8292553
So far, no. Clearly not something of any importance.

>>8292526

there is one fatal flaw in this.

Lawful Good people inevitably obey the law, if only the good side of it by not harming innocent.

Rape is unlawful and hurt an innocent, thus, evil.

You fall and lose your paladin's powers.

>>8292550

While Chaotic good follow they're own version of Good, even if the girl want it, raping is inherantly evil, just like murder is. You can't in good conscience say you are good if you go ahead and rape Reimu standing outside your window, it jsut doesn't work like that.

>>8292545
You sound like a good villain.
Want to be my nemesis?

>>8292550
okay, if we're gonna play this, then i'm gonna be a neutral good rapist

>>8292574
You could if she was destined to mother a savior.
Not making a savior would be evil to a chaotic good character with 4 intelligence.

Either way nothing like that would ever come up and I was more joking than anything. I'm tipsy on the christmas apple stuff.

>>8292577
I don't consider myself a villain, but that is all relative anyways.
I could be your nemesis if out paths were to cross at a point where we'd need to oppose each other. If we are both fighting for our ideals, I can't consider either of us anything other than Good.

>>8292574
I practically am the law, I don't understand where you're going with this.

>You can't in good conscience say you are good if you go ahead and rape Reimu

I'm not a bad person. Sometimes things need to be done that could hurt people, but ultimately good for both parties.

>>8292599
>I am the law

You don't look like Inspector Javert to me. Nor Vhailor.

>>8292599
>I practically am the law, I don't understand where you're going with this.
>Sometimes things need to be done that could hurt people, but ultimately good for both parties.
That's definitely not Lawful Good.

>>8292599

Except Lawful Good people ALWAYS look to use the hurtful method as a last resort. Going on a gamble to see if Reimu has a rape fetish is seriously out of character for the alignement. If anything, she's a much more apathetic person, but even then no Good person would rape someone even if they known ``they want it``

Given your statement, you are Lawful Evil without a doubt.

Its time to draw your sword, fiend.

>>8292611
I'll not stand here and be insulted on the basis of your skewed perspective.
If you were to pursue aggression towards me I'd kill you where you stand.

>>8292624

This perspective of mine see a man trying to rape a innocent Maiden

How can one stay still? I offer you this one chance to stand down

>>8292634
I'm stalwart in my beliefs.
Do what you must.

>>8292641

Then its settled.

Reimu is completely powerless against faceless men such as I. Time for endless rape!

>>8292641

I'd let Reimu in
She probably wants to bum alcohol off of me.

>>8292526

A lawful evil villain methodically takes what he wants within the limits of his code of conduct without regard for whom it hurts. He cares about tradition, loyalty, and order but not about freedom, dignity, or life. He plays by the rules but without mercy or compassion. He is comfortable in a hierarchy and would like to rule, but is willing to serve. He condemns others not according to their actions but according to race, religion, homeland, or social rank. He is loath to break laws or promises.

This reluctance comes partly from his nature and partly because he depends on order to protect himself from those who oppose him on moral grounds. Some lawful evil villains have particular taboos, such as not killing in cold blood (but having underlings do it) or not letting children come to harm (if it can be helped). They imagine that these compunctions put them above unprincipled villains.

Some lawful evil people and creatures commit themselves to evil with a zeal like that of a crusader committed to good. Beyond being willing to hurt others for their own ends, they take pleasure in spreading evil as an end unto itself. They may also see doing evil as part of a duty to an evil deity or master.

Lawful evil is sometimes called "diabolical," because devils are the epitome of lawful evil.

Lawful evil creatures consider their alignment to be the best because it combines honor with a dedicated self-interest.

Lawful evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents methodical, intentional, and frequently successful evil.

What does it matter? Not like you can rape her anyways.

>>8292792
I a certain she could be easily overpowered.
When she takes a broken hymen and a cunt full of dick, her eyes will roll in the back of her head, she'll break into orgasmic spasms and be mindbroken.

>>8292877
That means alot coming from someone who browses /jp/. Things don't go the way of your doujins and fanon.

>>8292792
Then drug her, I guess.

>>8292877
>>8292904
The problem is that you seem to think she's an ordinary girl.

She's not, see? She trashes beasts and deities as a hobby.

>>8292920
Well if you do drug her, what's the worst that could happen? It's not like you're obligated to do anything that won't turn out just because you tried to slip some pills in her tea or something.

>>8292934
Uh, anon, real life doesn't work like in your doujins.

>>8292952
Seriously, what could go wrong if you just gave it a shot? Even if she catches you, it's simple enough, you were only trying to help her relax. It's not like you'd be lying.

>>8292967
Spiking her tea without telling her looks pretty damned suspicious, even to dense people, and she's fairly intuitive

>>8292995
Then don't do it while she's looking. I thought we were operating under that assumption.

>>8293006
I thought wer were operating under the assumtion that your average anon doesn't keep tasteless drugs to put people out with.

>>8293012
Well if you're gonna plan something like this out you don't do it a couple minutes before hand. Not my fault you aren't prepared.

>>8293015
and what, you do prepare for this sort of thing? This is going downhill

>>8293019
You never know what might happen.

>>8293020
Yeah well no one keeps that sort of thing unless they're going for more attainable things, and fantasy shrinemaidens in christmas clothes showing up at your balcony door is probably not on anyone's list of reasons to get those sorts of drugs.

That and no one has the gut to, but that's the obvious one.

>>8293044
Well maybe not this scenario verbatim, but hey. I'm good for something I may need it for. I admit a similar scenario played through my head first, what encouraged me to prepare. Just didn't feature touhou.

>>8293006
>>8293059
We're talking about the girl who's intuition beat Yukari's thoughts.

Everytime there's something fishy, she'll spot it right away, most recently, the tanuki who impersonated Marisa (and she has spotted tanukis in the past according to her dialogue).

>>8293144
There remains the fact the idea is for her to sleep over, right? I'm sure any good anon could come up with something while she slept.

>>8293161

You speak like a true sociopath you know

>>8293285
How is that relevant?
He's not a fucking saint so he has a mental disorder? go fuck yourself.

You don't have any knock out drugs or mind-break drugs anything of the sort. You don't even know where you'd acquire them, especially the later.
I'm willing to believe that you maintain a pseudo-oubliette, but come the fuck on.

>>8293383
I've got a cellar.

>>8293391
I know.

>>8293406
If she was really in a position to do those sorts of things, why can't she just break down the door?

Merry Christmas Reimu!

>>8293419
What? You lost me.

>>8293440
You asked how somebody looking to take advantage of Reimu would do so in >>8293383


I merely mentioned that I have no need of such tools given the situation she is in.

>>8288852
Beautiful post.

>>8293464
No, I did not.

Happy Hanukkah Reimu!

>>8293480
I HATE YOU SO MUCH

THE YAKUMOS ARE NOT KIKES

FUCK YOUUU

>>8293491
I wish you a happy Hanukkah as well.

>>8293505
I'll kill all of you kikes, every last one of you.

>>8289407
The dog would have died of dehydration before it started looking like a skeleton from malnutrition.

>>8293546
I barely remember what the fuck that thing looked like, sorry for embellishing it a little bit.

>>8293570
0/10.
Besides. If you really were that sort of person. Dogs would never come near you. Dogs have a way of knowing peoples intentions.

>>8293523
you have my oven

I would let her in, then break large vase over her head knocking her out. When she awakens she would be bound at the ankles and wrists by handcuffs to a stretcher. I would duct tape her mouth shut because she would probably start screaming as soon as she came to. I'd speak softly to her and try to calm her down, then gently put a blindfold over her eyes. Next, I would cut off her fuzzy holiday outfit with a pair of sharp scissors, starting with the top and finishing with her socks. At this point she would probably be getting nervous again; to prevent this give her a relaxing massage. Starting with her exposed armpits and moving my way down, working the oil into her skin. Right after I finished the feet I pull out a small but very sharp scalpel. Gently, lovingly almost, I would lower the steel blade into her exposed navel and make a clean incision upwards stopping at her sternum. Her breathing and heart rate would increase as the realization of what was going on sunk in. Wordlessly I would continue, cutting through muscle and bone until her insides glistened in front of me. Slowly and methodically I remove the internal organs one by one, in order of necessity to life. The stomach and intestines come out with a few easy strokes of the knife, and I watch her lungs twitch as she tries to sob through the gag. I'm an impatient man so I hold her heart in one hand and play with her hair with the other. Within seconds it's over, a look into those dead eyes confirms this. I would gather the mess up in the bloody sheets and put it in several garbage bags. Then toss it all into the nearest dumpster. For all she is to me is just pure trash. Nothing more, nothing less.

Thanks for the shelter, anonymous. Here, have a thing.

>>8294583

>>8294643
I don't want that.
Give me a kiss instead!

If this really happened, what are the chances of Reimu ending up pregnant by the end of christmas?
Looks like they're pretty high.

>>8294583
>breaking a vase
Why would you do this

There's a special condition that she must fulfill if she does wish to stay and live with me.

A costume.

>>8295054
Why would a /jp/er have a vase in the first place? That's just an example of not modifying the pasta to make it more believeable.

It is inevitable.

>>8295065
No need to be so harsh...

>>8295056
Is there a tag for "puffy cheeks"?
Or, is that the tag?

I'd let her in and make her bear my children.also boss me around

Lets not forget her ability to well float, you couldn't cuff her, shed just float on out.

>>8295053
Good thing Reimu's a cheap Jew and doesn't celebrate Christmas.
At least her fellow Jews won't kill/rape/eat her.

>>8296134
>reimu
>jew

>Taoists
>Buddhists
>Shinto
>And last but not least, Jews

Now fork up donations

>Black hair, brown eyes

Reimu is a Jew alright, or at least some other dodge minority.
Would not let in, do not want to risk my belongings.

>>8296226
Try Japanese on for size, like nearly everyone else in gensokyo

>>8296233

So... Japs are Jews?

It all makes sense now.

if gensokyo is full of jews, does everyone in gensokyo go out for chinese on christmas?

>>8296226
but reimu is a good girl

Thread. Of. The. Damn. Week.

It was hilarious. Seriously. Thank you so much.



>>8296840
Hilarious? How?
But you're welcome.