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I AM FUCKING RAGING LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER RAGED BEFORE. HOW DARE NINTENDO RELEASE AN "OFFICIAL TIMELINE" TO ZELDA. IT'S CLEAR THAT THIS TIMELINE IS BULLSHIT. FOR ONE, TP AND SS AREN'T EVEN CANON.
LOOK AT THIS TRASH, IT MAKES NO SENSE:

It's official

1. Skyward Sword
2. The Minish Cap
3. Four Swords
4. Ocarina of Time

Timeline A: Link is Killed by Ganon in OoT
5A. A Link to the Past
6A. Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons
7A. Link’s Awakening
8A. The Legend of Zelda
9A. Zelda II: The Adventure of Link

Timeline B:
Link Defeats Ganon in OoT, Returns to His Boyhood Timeline, Continues From the Past
5B. Majora’s Mask
6B. Twilight Princess
7B. Four Swords Adventures

Timeline C:
Link Defeats Ganon in OoT, Returns to His Boyhood Timeline, Continues From the Future
5C. The Wind Waker
6C. Phantom Hourglass
7C. Spirit Tracks

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH.

>> No.8274242

We already had a Zelda thread.

Fuck off.

>> No.8274238

So where did you copy this from?

>> No.8274253

>>8274242
Should have done a better job labeling it. Can't see it in the catalog

>> No.8274258

>>8274238
http://legendzelda.net/legend-of-zelda-news/official-zelda-timeline-revealed/

>> No.8274260

k

>> No.8274273
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8274273

> Oracle of Ages/Seasons coming between ALttP and LA

no, no, no. you fucking MORON. That is something which you cannot do.

>> No.8274274

>>making sense of the Zelda timeline

Nope.jpg.exe

It's just one of those things you can't figure out. Sorta like the Street Fighter timeline.

>> No.8274278

>>8274274
What do you mean? It's official now.

>> No.8274294

I dunno, it sounds acceptably accurate to me.

>> No.8274297

Where is Wand of Gamelon? Faces of Evil? I'm calling bullshit.

>> No.8274303
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>>8274294
Link's Awakening takes place directly after A Link to the Past. This is canon.

>> No.8274306

This is obviously the result of Nintendo getting too many emails regarding the timeline, so they just threw down the zelda games on a table and moved them around till they made some sort of sense.

The 3 way branch should have given it away. Really? Link failing in OoT is its own branch? That's retarded, Link never fails. Are they going to start branching out when Link fails in every other game? Also, in OoT LINK NEVER HAD A CHOICE TO CONTINUE AS AN ADULT.

Zelda sent him back to relive his childhood. End of discussion.

>> No.8274308

Didn't AVGN do an episode on the Zelda timeline?

>> No.8274309

>Timeline A: Link is Killed by Ganon in OoT
What the fuck is nintendo on

>> No.8274315

>>8274303

It has never said that, and I don't know why you think that.

Why would LttP Link go sailing? He saved Zelda, his uncle, and everyone else important to him. He can live at home and be happy. Meanwhile, Oracle Link rescues Zelda but has nowhere to go home to (he's not native to the land of either Oracle game).

>> No.8274316

>>8274308
Yes, and the conclusion is that any timeline is worthless.

>> No.8274354

>>8274306
>Also, in OoT LINK NEVER HAD A CHOICE TO CONTINUE AS AN ADULT.
This timeline doesn't say that he did. Both say
>Returns to His Boyhood Timeline

When he beats Ganon in the future and goes back to the past, the future where he beat Ganon doesn't just disappear, is what they seem to be saying. What happens in that timeline is different from what happened in the timeline Link goes back to.

Reminds me trunks time travel

>> No.8274512

>>8274309
This.
If Link failing splits the timeline then that means every game has a timeline where he succeeds and one where he fails.

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8274772

i wish they didn't have to make up a third split just so the four sword games would make sense T.T

>> No.8274774

So does that mean this series is finally ending?

>> No.8274778

>>8274774
I certainly hope so.

>> No.8274780

>arguing with official statements
youarethisretarded.jpg
also >>>/v/

>> No.8274785

3 alternate timelines is really stupid. They might as well have just said every game is an alternate dimension (save for the games that go together, like the Oracles and OoT and Majora) and have each Link, Zelda, and big bad be native to that world.

None of this time-line shit.

>> No.8274786

why would they bother with this when every main zelda game is the same story over and over

>> No.8274784

An official timeline shouldn't even be necessary. If you really want to get all autistic about it, it's all based on a "legend" anyway. The various games could just be different variations on the legend, or the legend changing over time. Who gives a shit? Just relax and enjoy the games.

It's about as retarded as demanding an official timeline for the Simpsons.

>> No.8274787

Why care about some bullshit timeline? Just play the games and enjoy them individually.

>>>/v/

>> No.8274789

>>8274512
Who says there aren't? There just aren't games exploring that timeline yet.

THAT SAID yeah it's kind of silly. I think the ORDER in that part makes sense, but why does link have to die in order for it to work? There was nothing in LTTP that said the hero was dead, just that the seven wise men had sealed away Gannon. Which sounds like the actual ending of Ocarina of Time to me.

Also why aren't TP and SS canon?

>> No.8274791

>>8274789
>There just aren't games exploring that timeline yet.
This made me realize that they might try to awkwardly force this timeline into canon in upcoming games.

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>>8274784
>>8274785
>>8274786
please stop trolling everyone knows that theory is retarded T-T

>> No.8274794

>>8274790
>tumblr_
>T-T
And you say I'm trolling?

>> No.8274802

>>8274309

Yeah, this.

There's a reason beyond LOL MANY UNIVERSES for the timeline to split in OoT.

>> No.8274813
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>>8274309
nintendo thinks that going to the future changes the past T-T

instead of this taking place between the seven year gap in ocarina, they changed the context so that it was an "alternate ending"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlETyE6aNpw#t=38s

they had to make that up because the only games that contradicted the other ones were four swords

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8274814

>Majora's Mask (2000)
>showing OoT adult Link

>> No.8274820

This time line is fucking stupid. This is like trying to piece together every final fantasy game.

They should have just left them as separate universes.

>> No.8274831

I could have sworn I clicked on /a/, but it seems I accidentally went to /v/ instead.

>> No.8274835

I never played any of the Zelda games.
Am I missing anything?

>> No.8274839

>>8274835
Like any game series, there are good and there are bad.

If you like adventure games, then they might be your cup of tea.

>> No.8274840

>>8274835
they're garbage

>> No.8274844

>>8274835
I'm not sure if you can enjoy Zelda without growing up with it.

>> No.8274849

>>8274784
Actually quick question. Did Skyward Sword have a "legend" too?

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8274851

>>8274849

>> No.8274859

>>8274851
Did Groose just get done fucking her there or am I missing something?

>> No.8274863

>>8274859
>Nice going you two
He clearly had a three way with her.

>> No.8274864

>>8274859
Tag teaming with Link

>> No.8275182

And they had to separate the main games from the WW series from the rest, how predictable.

I don't give a fuck, blacksheik.jpg.

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