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I ain't no BITCH

>>8271723

Scare this *whips out dick*

>>8271737

Kogasa is easiest stage 2 boss. Not scary enough.

But I would fake being scared to please her, I guess.

Why does Kogasa have so much trouble surprising people? Pop-scares aren't hard. Just jump out from around a corner, wave your arms around, and yell in their face.

>>8271737
>>8271742

While we are on the subject of Kogasa and blowjobs....

>>8271746

Because she's cute.

>>8271750

Would /jp/ fuck Kogasa's umbrella?

>>8271751
Very, but even a cute thing suddenly appearing when you don't expect it would be surprising.

What's Kogasa's relation to the Myouren Temple?

>>8271750

I could REALLY enjoy this.

Yeah... she's so cute. I hope she gives me a big hug afterward

>>8271765

None, she was supossed to be a SURPRISE.
Also what is her relation to Nue? None, she's a SURPRISE.

>>8271765
She lives in the graveyard nearby the Temple. She also appears in the same game(s).

I just realized that Kogasa is going to get an interview or something in that upcoming ZUN print work.
When's that coming out again?

>>8271763
kogasa is Umbrella

It is always assumed that Kogasa is the best at giving head in all of Gensokyo. I wish there was a doujin if fellatio only book starring Kogasa and her ample and inventive techniques on how to pleasure faceless men.

>>8271894
>giving head
oh my god I hate this fucking phrase
that and "going down"
are you a nigger?

>>8271933
fuck howd u no white boy

I like Kogasa but Goddamn does she lose like half her pictures due to being paired with that green bean, can barely have some quality time without that nasty lewd green stash ruining the picture.

>>8271933
Alright. What, in your opinion, is the proper and good way for expressing the sucking on a penis without sounding like you are standing on a soapbox?

kogasa scares me with her soullessness

>>8271974
I don't understand.

Kogasa is my favorite touhou

>>8271992
we already have proper words like fellatio
is that so difficult?

if you want to be improper I guess you could say blowjob

and if you want a gender-neutral then just say "oral"

>>8272042
Why would this sort of thing upset you?

>>8271992
stroking the fireman's helmet?

What would be your reaction in this situation, /jp/?

>>8272073
destruction and babbification of the English language.

>"bling-bling" when one means jewelry
especially makes me flustered

Wait a second. Did Yoshika drive Kogasa out of her new graveyard home?

>>8272120
I have news for you.

The language you use today? It is a bastardization of a previous form of english, which is a bastardization of another even more ancient form of english, which is a bastardization of an even older version of german, and so on and so forth.

Watch, as phrases like "lawl" and "noob" are added to your everyday speech!

>>8271723
I'd let her try but I don't think she'd be able to...

It's not that hard to surprise me, even opening my study door surprises me. I'm always on edge.

>>8272150
>Watch, as phrases like "lawl" and "noob" are added to your everyday speech!

No, that's added to your everyday speech, because you are under 18.

>>8272187
I can't believe I'm agreeing with somone using a known trip but this.

>>8272187
Really?

Lilith be gone -> Lullaby
Fare thee well -> Farewell

Do you not see? Bastardization, changes in the language, they happen all around us, steadily. The advent of the internet will make these changes faster. Maybe you won't see it in your time, but maybe your greatgrandkids will.

However, this is a nice Kogasa thread, and I did not intend to derail it. My apologies.

>>8272212
Contractions of phrases into standardized words prior to the internet are fine. "Lawl" is self-evidently stupid, and "noob" is slang without any language roots, a degeneration of the already insipid "newbie," which is used only by pimple-faced "tourney" players, ass-slapping macho-men wannabes, and total jackasses.

Let everything burn.

>>8272224

It's funny how all of those will be in your dictionary in the near future.

>>8272232
It's funny how the entire world is about to entire a dark age once the financial apocalypse occurs. It makes the rape of languages look nice, in comparison.

>>8272212
Although I don't necessarily disagree with your central point, your etymologies are incorrect.
Lullaby (from dictionary.com):
>1550–60; equivalent to lulla, lulla ( y ), >interjection used in cradlesongs ( late Middle English lullai, lulli ) + -by, as in bye-bye
Farewell:
>1325–75; Middle English farwel. See fare, well
"Fare thee well" is a different expression altogether (though the phrase's meaning is largely the same as "farewell").

As for:
>Watch, as phrases like "lawl" and "noob" are added to your everyday speech!
I doubt it (at least much more so than they are at the moment). Those words will probably go the way of "groovy" and "hep". That is, they'll probably be antiquated "old people words" in thirty or forty years.

>>8272232
I just wanted that lite and thru made into the dictionary.
Is it asking too much?

>>8272261
Hmm. As I read it in a book of mythology and religions, Lullaby came from the belief that Lilith, the first woman, killed babies. A small prayer was given and the name of certain angels to keep her at bay were written on the cradle or said out loud. "Lilith be gone". Of course, I might be wrong.

Or how the word "Typhoon" came from the chinese word 大風.

We might even get our very own "it can't be helped" word at this rate.

You lost her.

>>8272329

You're still here? Ok, you can suck my dick while we discuss linguistics.

>>8272301
>Or how the word "Typhoon" came from the chinese word 大風.
I thought it came from Typhon. But Wikipedia says both are possible, so oh well.

>>8272347
What!?

>>8272301
>As I read it in a book of mythology and religions, Lullaby came from the belief that Lilith, the first woman, killed babies.
The baby-killing Lillith is actually part of Hebrew mythology, from the Canaanite/Israelite tendency to make any earlier god that's not El/Elohim/Yahweh into a demon. The first woman aspect of the myth of Lillith was not really due to the repurposing of early Semitic myth (as the biblical Lillith/Lillin), but principally due to The Alphabet of Ben-Sirah, a Jewish text from the early Middle Ages.

The "Lillith be gone" origin for lullaby is a pseudo-etymology I've heard a few times although I've never seen any linguistic evidence for it (beyond the occasional mention in some mythology books).

>>8272150
>Watch, as phrases like "lawl" and "noob" are added to your everyday speech!
no thank you