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827009 No.827009 [Reply] [Original]

Hey /jp/, just reminding you it's father's day, get your dad a card or something.

>> No.827010

>>827009
I'd like more of Nevada.

>> No.827031

I have to make one. I'm stumped for ideas though.

>> No.827034

I didn't buy anything.

>> No.827048

father's day? wasn't that someday in august?

>> No.827054

I would if I knew where the hell my father was.

>> No.827070
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>>827009
Yeah, fuck you too.

>> No.827079

>>827070
What's it like growing up broken?

>> No.827080

>>827031

Breakfast is a good start. A card... Maybe offer to go fishing or shooting at your local range?

>> No.827085

>>827080
I'm terrified of going outside.

>> No.827087

>>827085

Ha ha. Anyhoo, then make a card, proceed with the breakfast plan... Maybe help with some minor home repairs as a gift?

>> No.827092

>>827080
Thanks, but my Dad was complaining that the commercialization of Father's Day aggravates him, and as a result he wants no gift but a card. It's what the fuck to draw on the card that I'm stumped about. Polite sage.

>> No.827099

>>827092

Draw what you know. Promotions mantis with a witty caption?

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827106

Or maybe...

>> No.827107

>>827092
>commercialization of Father's Day
>he wants no gift but a card
Get him a Hallmark card.

>> No.827112

>>827107

A singing hallmark card.

>> No.827113

/jp/ - father's day

>> No.827129

>>827099
>>827106
Lol. Thank you for the inspiration.

>>827107
... I'm rather tempted by this idea. But I work for him right now, so maybe next year.

>> No.827138

>>827106

I need this awesome dog name.

>> No.827149

>>827138

It's name is Awesome Dog, Living Saint of /jp/.

>> No.827376

But... but... I don't has a Dad.

;_;

>> No.827378

>>827376
Stop it.

>> No.827383

>>827378

Seriously, you fucking faggot. He left me ten years ago.

>> No.827384

>>827383
Go write about it in your livejournal.

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>>827009
Right now I'm trying to figure out what time of the day my dad would be most likely to have his cell turned off -- I just want to call, leave a nice message, and be done with it. If he picks up he's just going to spend the whole time asking a lot of those uncomfortable dad-questions (such as why I haven't called in over 6 months).

>> No.827406

>>827384
but he is still your dad

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