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/jp/, my dick stings when I piss. Also, a small wart near my balls has appeared. Is it because I masturbate too much? Will I die?

>> No.8252689

No Anonymous. It's because you masturbate too LITTLE.

>> No.8252693
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8252693

Penis Cancer

>> No.8252695

>>8252689
But why would that hurt my dick?
>>8252693
How do I check? Or do I have to doctor?

>> No.8252696

It's Herp- wait you're on /jp/.

It's HPV.

>> No.8252697

>>8252693
this

it may be a serious problem op

>> No.8252704

Stop fapping as much. Take a week off from it and see how you feel next Saturday.

>> No.8252705

Penis cancer, amputation is the only thing left now unless you wish to die.

Now you have a excuse to become the little girl

>> No.8252710

>>8252696
I've had no intimate contact with anything besides my hand and my toys. Can I still get this thing?
>>8252704
I don't think I can do that. I mean, I can, but I'm kind of addicted, so it would be very hard. Tying my hands and all that. So I wanted to avoid it.

>> No.8252715

>>8252695
> But why would that hurt my dick?
Your dick is crying out in pain.

>> No.8252725

>>8252705
I'd rather die than lose my penis. Masturbation is one of the few things keeping me alive.
>>8252715
You must be joking.

>> No.8252734

>>8252710
>I've had no intimate contact with anything besides my hand and my toys. Can I still get this thing?
Yes. HPV is generally what causes warts to begin with. It's not just a genital wart/cervical/dick cancer causing virus. It can be transferred with any sort of skin contact like shaking hands or touching something someone else with a wart touched. You could just touch something and then wack off later and have a wart form in time.


You probably just have a boil though from roughing your skin up and then being infected by the bacteria around your balls.

>> No.8252745

>>8252734
One more thing to add to the list of things that terrify me. Thanks, anon.

>> No.8252744

>>8252679
I randomly get the stinging feeling or a inflamed feeling at the tip of my penis every few months. Its sometimes after i cum, no i have never had sex.

>> No.8252748

It hurts to go peepee after I cum.

>> No.8252750
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>Is it because I masturbate too much?
have you masturbated every single day of the month?
i have before and my heart only hurt but not my penis it felt HELLa good but thats all

>> No.8252767

Is it that thing where the tip burns after you piss when you're done fapping? I always though piss got stuck in my dick or something.

It stops happening if you start pissing before fapping. If it happens anyway I just jack off again and it fixes it.

>> No.8252771

stop forcing large objects into your urethra
also cut of the area where the wart is, disinfect it with iodine and wrap it with clean bandages for a few days
problem solved

>> No.8252773

>>8252767
yeah that, why the fuck does that happen, its fucking horrible.

>> No.8252779

>>8252773

No fucking clue, but it's the worst.

>> No.8252781
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8252781

i masturbate 2-3 times a day, is that okay?

>> No.8252788

>>8252779
Hint: It has to do with the fact that urine and semen do not pass through the same "tube".

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Warning: Disgusting picture.

>> No.8252802

>>8252788

No shit.

>> No.8253064

>>8252767
That's urinal tract infection. One anon said peeing helps, so don't hold it in if you have to go.

>> No.8253115

>>8252767
If you piss right after coming, it's because your head is still too sensitive.

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>>8252799

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