/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>8252001

what the FUCK man

you always do this and people will always fap

First the various Fate images, then always this pasta.

Can you please make new, interesting shitposts? I am less than three copypastes away from making that video of me crying for you.

>>8252007
Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

>>8252007
>I am less than three copypastes away from making that video of me crying for you.
Duly noted. I'll take you up on that.

>>8252007
Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Shut your mouth Coal
http://www.formspring.me/Vegeta1999
And stop acting like a retard on your formspring

>>8252007
Oh for fuck sake... Look, /jp/, you've got to stop this obsession with virginity.

I speak as a female anon first and foremost. You'll never find a female virgin above the age of 18, it's unreasonable to expect a girl to wait that long, it's unreasonable to expect ANYONE to wait that long. But I think any girl who waited until prom night deserves at least some respect, there are more opportunities to have sex as a girl so you're turning down guys literally ALL THE TIME. On top of that, sex is more of a temptation to us because it feels better for a girl than it does for a guy, especially if the guy you're having sex with is experienced.

So in many ways it's not just unreasonable socially, it's biologically unreasonable too and it's being unreasonable to any future partner who has had sex because you're not going to be able to pleasure her that effectively because you've been hung up on outdated ideas of purity. There are still good girls out there who have had sex, there are good girlfriend material girls out there who have even had a few flings (everyone makes mistakes, don't be so harsh and hold people to insane standards), so go out there and look, work on yourself and maybe you can get one! I'm just trying to help you guys you know. Because I too know what it's like to be ronery (I only had my first boyfriend when I was 15 and was single all before that).

Oh well, maybe you'll ignore and flame me, but femanon here, signing out.

Kopipe thread?

>>8252024
>Vegeta1999
holy HELL wasnt expectin that

>PS: Stop jacking off to touhous.
Dear faggots who always post pictures of Touhous getting fucked or tits or otherwise sexually explicit material. Fucking kill yourself. Not everyone wants to see this shit every waking minute of the day. If I wanted to fap I'd go to one of my porn websites and watch a video and relieve my penis of semen. It annoys me to no end when I come to /jp/ to post about inane shit and see penises, vaginas, or tits in every fucking thread. You faggots seriously have to be the most sexually repressed people ever. I can't think of any other reasons why you would post the aforementioned so much. I mean, I know this is /jp/ and we're all virgins here, but have a little self-respect.

Thanks.

>>8252029
This *still* makes me fanny flustered.

We're not Japan/Random, we're Otaku Culture. Let me point you in the right direction:

Things which ARE /jp/:
- Touhou, which is both manga and video games (imagedumps and gameplay)
- Visual novels, for the same reason
- Figure threads
- NEET and hikikomori threads
- Idol threads

Things which are NOT /jp/:
- Japan (>>>/int/ or >>>/trv/, depending)
- Metathreads (>>>/img/)
- Anime and manga (>>>/a/)
- Video games (>>>/v/)
- Advice (>>>/adv/)
- Your blog (>>>/r9k/)
- Learning to speak Japanese (>>>/lang/)
- Imagedumps / "waifu" threads (>>>/c/)
- Programming (>>>/prog/)

And no, putting the word /jp/ in your post doesn't make it /jp/-related.

>>8252003
you.
oh my goodness you.
why are you even doing this.
we already have wtH, wTH, WtH, Wth, and some fakes along with that.
we don't need the same damn thing going on with the f also. it's just a stupid ass gimmick that doesn't even make sense.

>>8252048
IDOL THREADS CAN FUCK OFF

>>8252048
Actually that's where your wrong asshole. /jp/ only has one rule, and that's "All things otaku welcome". And you know what otaku means? Just nerdy shit in general, more specifically a nerdy obsession about one topic. So that means anime, manga, video games, threads about the Japanese language, or even threads about the 4chan community are welcome here. Don't like something? Hide it. Don't like someone? Hide him. /jp/ has, and always will be, a place for discussion about a wide variety of topics. Just because a thread's not about your creepy porn games doesn't mean it's not welcome here. In fact you should be thankful, moot said that if the board ever became dominated by one or two topics it'd be deleted. He should have called it Japan/Random because that's what it is.

>>8252037
>>8252048
These make me happy.

Sorry, I'm relatively new here, so I had no idea this was a japanese board for homosexuals (no offence). After being on here for three months the femininity and (not so) subtle homosexuality exhibited by users are getting to me.

>>8252058
Sshhh.

>>8252058
Why the hell are you writing like that?

>>8252057
I don't see why people hate idol threads. I don't give a shit about idols but at least those guys stick to their own threads.

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>>8252058
chill the FUCKing HELL out dude

Also, should I keep dumping Kopipe, or should I stop? Maybe it'll make OP's friend cry more quickly.

>>8252058

what the FUCK is your problem man?

>>8252057
Idol threads don't hurt anything or anyone here. They always have on thread for their stuff and they keep it there. Unless you're one of those asspained faggots that like to raid their threads with stupid shit, I see no reason to hate them.

>>8252063
Can you please just leave? Or drop your name. It adds nothing to any discussions. Even if your intent is to be an epic troll or whatever nobody cares--you're a minor nuisance at best.

>>8252063
i'd show them HELL but thats just me

>>8252064
I was joking, kig and idol threads don't really belong here but as long as they stick to their own threads and it doesn't become like toku on /m/ it's fine.

>PS: Stop jacking off to touhous
Seconded, thirded, fourthed, fifthed, ect.
Seeing Touhous so blatantly sexualized enrages me to no end. For everyone who thinks of anime-related things as their fetish, and only enjoys them for the porn, please die. Please, please, die. I fucking hate you all to no end.

>>8252063

Tokiko has been on /jp/ for around two months. He is 17 years old and his name is Coal, and he has type 1 diabetes. Since he has been here he tried to join the inner shitposting circle but managed to creep them out and make them all uncomfortable enough to get rid of him.

He then fell in love with another tripfag who goes by the handle Fukune on this board and spammed the board with bad poems, threats and begging 'her' to unblock him after 'she' blocked him on Steam.

Then he started spamming with a basic spambot and shitting up /jp/ even more.

He is Currybutt Jr

Shut your mouth Coal
http://www.formspring.me/Vegeta1999
And stop acting like a retard on your formspring

Enjoy the Necromancer ZUN!bar

>>8252072
Hambeast detected

>>8252058
sorz, HELL spreads like wild fire [from HELL]

People who masturbate to touhou characters are probably secondaries that can't even clear anything above hard mode.

>>8252082

I FUCKED HELL man

>>8252094
And people who complain about ``secondaries" are too busy having aneurysms while playing the game to be able to have fun.

>>8252094
In other words, you need some fabricated reason to feel better about yourself.

>>8252082
to be honest I don't even really care about the HELLs anymore at this point.
but the line must be drawn HERE.
if we allow wtF, then we'll also have wTF.,WtF etc.
and it'll keep going with wtC and wtS with their own variations.

>>8252101
holy HELL, is your privates scorched?

>>8252128

FUCK no

my privates are easy breezy

>>8252001
I think you forgot why this shitfest board was made.

>>8252133
beautiful. reportedgirl

>>8252133
oh so.....since it was hot as HELL...did it melt then?

>>8252128
From the thumbnail I thouth there was semen.

>>8252106
>>8252103
Hey, on the bright side, at least you aren't one of those hyper 13 year old tourneyfags that only play the fighting games for money matches and don't even know the names of the characters.

It sickens me when I see somebody calling touhous names like "butterfly" or "maid girl"

>>8252155

FUCK no

my privates gave HELL HELL

>>8252165
HOLY HELL

>please don't have waifus
>posting pictures of a woman so desirable she's hard not to waifu

I'M ON TO YOUR FUCKERY OP

>wtH vs. wtF
This is MIND-NUMBING.

>>8252183
no it's absolutely torturous.

wtH, is your name Aaron?

>>8252203
not as HELL

>>8252172
psst: She's really a shapeshifting monster with long horns and a bushy tail. Not waifu material at all.

>>8252219
Nigga you just went full dummy.

But, OP, 4chan is a junk website!

And wifeuu shit has been a source of more "quality" 4chan "content" than you have!

>>8252219

Just makes her want to fuck more.

When your girl has her "time of the month," not only does she become a monster, but she doesn't want to fuck at all. Pff.