/jp/ - Otaku Culture

That's a cute boy

Liking a girl != shipping her with the generic protagonist

Niku is way too good for Kodaka.

>>8244732
Niku is fucking garbage below even the most rancid of meat.

Yeah, just look at all that development Yozora got in the novels after her haircut, OH WAIT.

>>8244732
You're supposed to want her to be happy.

>>8244738
She'll be happier with me.

>>8244737
Sorry but you're fucking wrong.

We're not Japan/Random, we're Otaku Culture. Let me point you in the right direction:

Things which ARE /jp/:
- Touhou, which is both manga and video games (imagedumps and gameplay)
- Visual novels, for the same reason
- Figure threads
- NEET and hikikomori threads
- Idol threads

Things which are NOT /jp/:
- Japan (>>>/int/ or >>>/trv/, depending)
- Anime and manga (>>>/a/)
- Video games (>>>/v/)
- Advice (>>>/adv/)
- Your blog (>>>/r9k/)
- Learning to speak Japanese (>>>/lang/)
- Imagedumps / "waifu" threads (>>>/c/)
- Programming (>>>/prog/)

>>8244760
Thanks anon we were all lost. I don't know what we'd do without you.

>>8244748
This butt says otherwise.

>>8244760
>Things which ARE /jp/:
>- Touhou

You're so new that I can still smell the reddit on you.

>>8244760
Yeah, those prog threads truly ruins all that is /jp/.

>>8244763
It is pretty nice

>>8244768
And then you realize that the creator of that image was all of the first seven.

>>8244760
Get a load of this try-hard

Do people realy like Yozora?
It's like the writer goes all the way to make her unappealing.
Except he doesn't do it on purpose.

That anime is terrible.

>Lower 2 inches of hair gets burned
>Cut off 4 feet

It must be tough being retarded.

>>8244760
>Things which ARE /jp/:
>- NEET and hikikomori threads
>Things which are NOT /jp/:
>- Your blog (>>>/r9k/)
Wait, what? What's the difference?

Just doing my part to turn this /a/ thread into a meta thread.

>>8244776
But I'm not.

>>8244782
NEET threads are a time-honored tradition here in the /jp/. As long as it's all in the same thread, it's alright. But a new thread, specifically for what's been happening in OP's life? That's a blogpost.

>>8244780
>"It's because you dumped that whole load on me. No matter how much I washed it wouldn't all come out and it smelled weird. It was all completely ruined...!!"

>>8244786
I don't remember that many NEET threads in 08 but that was long ago so my memory is hazy. I can't remember them being very regular before people started taking the floor shitting joke seriously.

>>8244789
>2011
>Reading LNs

Oh wow. Seriously?

But... Her long hair was so delicious...

Short hair Yozora is fantastic.

>>8244801
But, see, the floor shitting and piss jar jokes are what made them a valid part of /jp/.

>>8244811
I don't know if you know this but fantastic and shit aren't synonyms.

You might want to edit your post.

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Oh for the love of GOD, OP. Stop bumping your thread. I can tell it's you for two reasons: /jp/ regs always use sage (out of courtesy, mind you), and only a non-reg would make such a shitty thread and such shitty posts within it. I've taken the time to personally report each and every one of your replies for spam. This thread has peacefully ended; I will report each one of your replies, sage or not, which, in my experiences, adds another day to your ban. Go ahead. Try your luck.

>>8244826
Get a load of this guy.

Why do you shits discuss anime here? Go back to /a/.

>>8244811
It's grown on me

>>8244826
5 star post.

I wouldn't mind Yozora's short hair as much if they'd just stop saying how she looks like a guy every 30 seconds.

>>8244835
Don't worry anon, she's supposed to be like a feminine looking guy.

>>8244826
Also seconding this guy.
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>>8244829
Taking the time to report these posts.

>>8244826
Someone doesn't know about nokosage.

>>8244835
>Yozora
>she

>>8244838
I'm into traps, so it's not like I mind that much. Just she doesn't look masculine at all...

>>8244843
Reported for raiding. Please link the post that sent you to this board.

>>8244823
>>Anon having discomfort in his anus

Deal with it, nerd.

Best 2D anime girl since h0mu.

>>8244868
And reported for greentext and off-topic discussion. Yes, you really have sunk to that level, !bar.

>>8244868
zun!bareback what happened to you? since when did you have such fine taste?

>>8244873
stfu faggot peasant anonymous. zun!bar is a king of this board. he says greentext is okay then it is fine.
>implying a scumbag try-hard from gaia can complain about the lord of /jp/s behavior

>>8244868
homu a SHIT

>>8244887
And also reported for implying.

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>>8244877
>>my feeling when imagining that this is the same person

How tsundere can one be?

> 8244868
Eh? I'm just saying I don't like when people use descriptors that don't apply.
Of course Yozora's awesome .

>>8244894 here. I suck dicks.

More at 11.

My face when PTSD ZUN!bar near me

That feel when !bar always stops posting after you make a joke about him having ptsd.

>>8244964
;_; i'm sorry zun!bar i won't mention ptsd again come back. i didn't mean to hurt your feelings

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>>8244977
Saw your post, but yeah I never know what to say to that.

>>8245006
Because you know it's true and a large portion of /jp/ honestly thinks you were better before you started shitposting.

Seriously, why? Why do you continue to greentext, reaction image, discuss anime and other off-topic bullshit?

>>8245006
It's all in the past now

>>8245011
He always posted about those things. Stop being crazy.

>>8245011
The real zumbar died in the war. This is just a replacement drawn from the ranks of his company.

I guess they found his tripcode among his personal belongings or he managed to pass in on before he was felled by that Taliban bullet.

>>8245022
I remember him being one of my favorite posters before he shipped off to wherever. Sure, he occasionally talked about working out or his tiny penis, but I still liked him more back then because he posted less off-topic shit.

>>8245011
shut up shitposter. don't insult zun!bro i'll mess you up. zun!bro is one of the only good tripfriends on this board. every post he makes is cheerful pleasant . too many fucking idiots like you feel self-entitled to come to /jp/ and complain like children. shut the fuck up if you don't like something. no one comes to /jp/ to read your shit posts complaining about what you don't like. i don't fucking care and neither does anyone reading them so save it for your parents, kid.

>>8245043
Thanks for saying what we've all been thinking, anon.

>>8245043
>no one comes to /jp/ to read your shit posts

Why are you reading mine then?

>>8245011
>>a large portion of /jp/

So how many people would that be. One? Two? Anyways it's not "off-topic". /jp/ taught me how to do all those things.

>>8245015
A-all right.

>>8245043
Oh wow.
For your information:
sudo > zun!bar

What did they do to you Afghanistan? Before you got sent there you discussed games/anime/whatever your other interests were in a rather intelligent fashion. All you do now is spam memes and feign ignorance for some undisclosed reason. What happened?

>>8245066
see >>8245029
It's not the same person.

>>8245063
Probably about however many people on /jp/ dislike shitposts. Also, anime discussion is off-topic on /jp/. Always has been and always will be. People don't get banned for discussing on-topic stuff.

>>8245084
Forgot your trip, !bar.

>>8245057
great comeback! i remember when i was in 1st grade and just starting up think up fantastic one liners like that.

what i come here for and what i have the misfortune to see are two different things. zun!bar making only pleasant posts puts him miles above anything a turd like you could manage.

>>8245074
I see, so that's why I've never been banned for making anime threads here.

>that feel when you don't like zun!bar anymore.

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>>8245074
>>shitpost

It's hard to take you seriously when you abuse this meme while simultaneously complaining about other memes, but OK whatever armchair admin Anon.

Let's just all follow your made up rules for no good reason then. We'll all do it just to make your anus feel less discomfort.

Jap cartoons are not /jp/ related.