/jp/ - Otaku Culture

you can't even suck your own dick? how do you put socks on?

>cock sucking thread
>not using white ren#chilly

Why are you faggots trying to brainwash all these losers here to your side?

>>8234644
They're trying to rival the Russian Army and eventually over throw them.

>>8234644
You "normals" are the real brainwashed sheep. Society tells you to like vagoo so you blindly make yourself miserable because that it what you were told. Stop fighting against yourself at the whims of others and learn to let go.

Pic related, this is what you have been brought believing is somehow sexually appealing. See it for what it really is and switch to what can make you happy.

>>8234657
Actually, biology tells us to like vagoo.

Welcome to the club OP.
Enjoy your stay, your lust will only get worse.

And before you know it you will find yourself down on your knees with a big one infront of you.
Your legs shaking, and your heart beating a million times a second.

>>8234657
>Society tells you to like vagoo

Oh, you poor thing.

>>8234669
This is all your fault with your stories and pictures and MP3s about fresh baked bread, I am actually going to a gloryhole next week. Damn you!!

>>8234657
Are you suggesting that getting delicious roast beef from between a girl's legs would be a bad thing?

Don't tell me you're both a fag AND a vegetarian.

>>8234672
All i have done is tell the stories and show the pictures.
You are the one who is going to do the deed~
We both know its what you have always wanted.

>>8234676
Getting actual roast beef from an axe wound would be quite an improvement I agree.

I am not a vegetarian, but I prefer the men I suck to be. The taste of semen is dependent on diet and too much red meat (roast beef) can make it taste foul.

>>8234679
Why are you so lewd.

>>8234681
Why do homosexuals feel the need to force their sexuality on everyone around them?

>>8234681
I'll give you something foul. *grabs chicken; is 300 pounds*

>>8234681
I'm told caffeine makes semen taste bitter, can you confirm?
/jp/ - Cocksucking General

>>8234679
Tell us some more stories.

>>8234686
What a fowl pun.

>>8234683
Why do heteroslaves get so offended whenever they see one of the enlightened?

>>8234679
i hate you so much, if you had not posted those dick pictures you took and told those stories i would not have these lewd thoughts in my head

>>8234691
Why can't you like both?

>>8234687
Not sure about caffeine specifically. Fats and red meats make semen taste like shit. Also be careful about artificial flavorings since they can sometimes make their way into the flavor.

Mint flavored semen may sound like a novel idea but trust me when I say it is not.

>>8234687
Alcohol,caffeine and nicotine all makes semen taste "bitter" as they are pollutants.

If you want semen to taste good said person needs to avoid the above and eat a lot of fruit.
Also drinking a lot of water helps.

>>8234704
Does eating fruits an hour or so help or does it have to be multiple days in a row?

>>8234695
Strangely aroused. When was this posted? Archived?

>>8234679
Also, I'm going to need more information on that freshly baked bread. The links are down.

>>8234720
I could re-up the links if you want.
Will take a bit of time though.

>>8234683
Because 90% of them are attention whores.

OP wasn't posting "to blame /jp/", OP was posting because he wanted attention. Acting gay is a good way to get attention these days. Especially so when people might discriminate against your alleged homosexuality--you can get even more attention when you call them out on it.

>>8234721
Please do!

>>8234721
Do you have any new ones besides MiscGroup 1 and 2?

>>8234721
>>8234726
Seconded.

First you gotta put your neck into it
Don't stop, just do, do it
Then you roll your tongue, from the crack back to the front
then suck it off til I shake and cum nigga
make sure I keep bustin nuts nigga
all over your face and stuff
slow head show me so much love
the best head comes from a thug
the dick good dick big and long
slow fuckin til the crack of dawn
on the edge makin faces n stuff
Through the night, making so much love
Dead sleep when the sun comes up

>>8234726
20 Minutes untill done.

Cocksucking is so last season.

The next big thing is vagina eating.

First /jp/ turned gay. Whatever, I was fine with it.

Then /jp/ turned into corssdressers. Okay, cool I learn how to shave me legs.

THEN /jp/ turned hardgay. Alright I saw that coming.

Then /jp/ became cocksucking general. Not much worse than anything else I see around here I guess.

Then /jp/ became gloryhle general. Just be careful not to catch any STDs you crazy kids.

And now this guy has a cult. This worries me. I'm now officially worried about you /jp/.

>>8234752
>And now this guy has a cult. This worries me. I'm now officially worried about you /jp/.

Its not like anyone is going to copy what he has done.
I mean most of /jp/ is still straight at heart, when faced with a real cock they wont suck it.

wow, this thread is still going http://hypnochan.org/IRL/res/922.html

ITT: gay nerdlords pretending vaginas are disgusting and aren't just lower mouths.

Ever wanted to kiss someone? Congratulations, you kissed a vagina with teeth. The outside of your cheek emulates the feel of breasts, keep different pressure inside your mouth to mimic different firmness. The inside of your cheek emulates the feel of the inside of a vagina. Except with teeth.

It's all one guy anyway. Fucking faggot.

>>8234752
>And now this guy has a cult. This worries me. I'm now officially worried about you /jp/.
I think it's pretty moe.

>>8234752
>Then /jp/ became gloryhle general. Just be careful not to catch any STDs you crazy kids.

As long as you don't have bad gums or a throat infection, catching STDs from giving head is pretty hard.

All the homo stuff that goes on here is some kind of fucking big gay conspiracy.

>>8234770
The gay agenda was exposed long ago.

>>8234770
If there's one thing on this board I believe, it's that shut ins are being turned into cocksluts. I don't think any of these people have gone out yet, but have every reason to think that they will.

>>8234774
It's funny to think that the one thing that can curse a NEET is a big warm cock. Embrace it with your lips.

>>8234776
> can curse
cure, oops.

>>8234783
I get autism bucks, curing my NEET would devastate me.

I'll still suck your cock, dude

Having gay thoughts is just because you are sexually frustrated.

Go fap.

>>8234741
It's been a half hour...

Sorry, I'm not turning gay no matter how much you talk about it in here.
It's true that penises look better than vaginas, though.

>>8234801
>>still having gay thoughts after you fap
>>guess I must still be sexually frustrated
>>contentious loop of fapping
>>die of excess fapping

>>8234811
Not in 2D. A vagina with no outer monster flaps on a nicely drawn loli cannot be beat!

>>8234811
Resist if you feel you must. If you aren't ready to embrace it, then you aren't ready. In time you will be able to find happiness, but if that day is not today, then that's alright too.

>>8234803
Sorry took a few minutes longer than thought it would!
The "bread" thing he talks about is the "Thick'And'big" file.
http://www.mediafire.com/?b37azn3thrg50rs
http://www.mediafire.com/?m5519n98t7m7adn

>>8234770
Oh no you got me!
The truth is that i work for the fujioshi overlords, and my mission is to turn /jp/ into one of their main hives to breed and multiply.

>>8234819
>The truth is that i work for the fujioshi overlords, and my mission is to turn /jp/ into one of their main hives to breed and multiply.

I fucking knew it! i told you all it was them!

>>8234819
You! You're doing this and I won't let you get away with it!

Just who are you anyway? Don't feed me any stories about fujioshi. I want to know about you.

>>8234758
>cheeks feel like breasts
i have a beard...

>>8234819
You will never turn me gay! One story even if old probably would push me over the edge right now though

>>8234835
You can like both cocks and vaginas at the same time ya' know.

>>8234819
Same as before, no new ones?

>>8234830

Your cheek feels like hairy breasts

>>8234838
Same as before.

Welcome to /jp/ 2011, where if you're not sucking cocks, dude, you're just not sucking cocks, dude YET.

>>8234859
I wonder what the next year will bring.

Here's a hint, it'll be scat.

>>8234874
Does this mean we will have a scat-anon who goes to clubs to get shit on and brings back pictures?
"Shit on my cock, dude"

>>8234874
If scat is allowed does this mean we can finally post guro?

>>8234874
I'll eat your shit, dude.

>>8234888
Mods are faggots about that stuff and really dislike guro and scat. Yet NTR is allowed.

>>8234874
Next year it will all be about sucking your own dick, threads will be all about the exercise to make your spine flexible and how to make your cum taste sweeter.

>>8234874
*shrugs*
Meh. There's worse fetishes.

>>8234902
There's already been threads about making your cum taste better.

>>8234909
>>8234902
The mediafire files he posted even includes "hypnosis" about swallowing your own semen and sucking your own dick.

>>8234925
What are they named? I have them all I just have not listened to them all.

>>8234933
IV: "Swallow" is one of them.
Cant remember the other titles as they are rather similar.

>>8234819
are these supposed to brainwash you or make you laugh because im laughing pretty hard.

>>8234947
Both.
Myself i cant laugh at them, i just find them arousing as fuck.

I find ODPKSIS.mp3 to be really good, of course it refers to using body parts please cocks that I sadly was not blessed with having.

>>8234955
i like that one as well, also thick and big is pretty damn good

trap threads and trap stories were more brainwashing than glory holes could ever be.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/555867 Enjoy.

>do not listen while driving of operating machinery

Fuck i loled.

>>8234679
Your stories always made me lust for cock but I was afraid of getting an STD but after that one anon posted about how small the risks were I went ahead and looked for gloryholes in my area. I have to say my jaw has never been so sore. The smell of cock is very addicting. Some semen tasted badly but some was incredibly sweet and delicious. Thank you for introducing me to such a world.

>>8235019
>The smell of cock is very addicting.
The smell is probably my favourite thing about it all, when in a closed small room after a few cocks the smell becomes really strong and overpowering.
Not to mention how hot those rooms become, its almost hard to breathe.

What i also like is the the feeling you get when swallowing, that warm feeling of being used and having done a "good job".

>>8235038
moooaaar

>>8235051
I second this, More personal stories if you dont mind.
its not like i want this or anything... baka..

>>8235038
>The smell is probably my favourite thing about it all, when in a closed small room after a few cocks the smell becomes really strong and overpowering.

And now i have to fap.

/jp/ = /soc/

>>8235038
MOAR FOR THE LOVE OF ZUN MOAR

Why have you not gone to a gloryhole /jp/? Don't you want to run your tongue up and down a delicious cock? Caressing the veins as you up and down the shaft, feeling the pleasure of doing a good job and being rewarded with a delicious load of cum, you don't have to swallow it right away you can take your time and play with it in your mouth and savor the flavor. Are you afraid of catching an STD? Don't worry, it's near impossible for that to happen. Just satisfy your desire to wrap your lips around a big cock.

You guys are gay.

>>8235083
And suck some old guy cock? no thanks. I would totally suck the cock of a young and femenine trap, damn I would suck it so hard, but the random cock of some ugly dude? no, thank you.

>>8235102
Thats the main reason I have not yet gone to a glory hole.

Just imagine yourself in this room, with the loud club music being muffled out by the thick walls.

As you sit there on the edge of the bed looking at the hole on your left with your heart beating a million times a second.
You are nervous as hell and your legs slightly shaking.

You go over to the switch near the door and flip it on, this turns on the red light outside the door, and one in the main club area to show that someone is ready to "service customers" at the holes.

Now there is no return, and your heart just beats even faster.
You sit there waiting for what seems like forever even though only a minute has gone by.

And then you hear it..The quiet rustling noise on the other side of the wall.
Someone has come to visit you /jp/.

You slowly move up to the hole and position yourself, at this point your heart is about to explode and all the hairs on your body is standing up in anticipation.

That is what it feels like.

>>8235110
Where can I find places like this, I would totally go there suck cocks

>>8235110
Now describe what it feels like to taste a dick and swallow cum.

>>8235102
>>8235106

This, there is nothing more delicious then having a trap. Glory holes have disgusting middle aged men or faggots who have no feminine features or old politicians. These threads need to be less homosexual and more about the purity of traps and crossdressing.

>>8235120
Seconding this

>>8235118
Swingers clubs, gay saunas, normal gay bars, adult cinema's, adult video stores and so on.

Best thing to do is google your city name+ glory holes/darkroom.

>>8235118
>>8235128
There are actually websites with ratings and reviews and such but I forget the names of these sites as it has been months since I have been to one. If I can remember I will post it.

I was like that before /jp/ ._.

>>8234657
>normalfags
More like narrow-minded, unthinking people. Popular or successful people don't have to be like that.

>>8235124
Glory holes in clubs with formal dress codes and so on tend to not have any middle aged men or old politicians in them.

On the other hand more "dirty" places there are a lot of that sort.
But i only have experience with swingers clubs where younger people go.
Or at least from what i have seen.

>>8235124
if you can't enjoy an old dirty big dick then you don't belong in the thread.

>>8235134
I would really like more personal story, I seem to have missed all of which the other anons refer at

>>8235134

this seems like more effort than looking for a job, when will you have personal advisors ready and waiting to find me a cock to suck near my hometown?

>>8235161
Tell me what town you live in and ill google a cock for you okay?
All you have to do is go suck them.

>>8235134
This really does sounds like a lot of work just for sucking some cocks, however my lust is stronger than my laziness on this one

I sucked my first cock. It was horrible. Biggest mistake of my life.

>>8235173
>Lucky enough to suck a delicious cock
>Dont like it

>>>/co/ >>>/ck/
>>>/s/>>>/u/>>>/ck/>>>/i/>>>/n/>>>/g/
>>>/t/>>>/hr/>>>/e/>>>/a/>>>/d/>>>/s/
>>>/g/>>>/o/
>>>/o/>>>/n/
>>>/b/
>>>/o/>>>/r/
>>>/r9k/

>>8235173
Tell us the story

>>8235176
The only reason I tried it was because of /jp/. The whole ordeal was revolting.
I'm just glad I'm not a faggot.

>>8235176
He could be the crossdresser who sucked off that old guy, well tried but was unable to because of how dirty he was, you never know.

>>8235182
Can I get some key words so I can search the archive for that story?

>>8235184
All I remember was that it was a curious crossdresser who sucked tried to suck off and old guy but was disgusted by how dirt his cock was. Eventually he tried again after about 6 months or so because he thought it would be different but not so, no boner and no pleasure. He did receive a rimjob which he also did not enjoy. Maybe someone else has the link to the archive, sorry I can't be of more help.

>>8235180
I took the train up to some guy's house. I sucked his dick and then went home disgusted. Spent about 2 hours brushing my teeth.

>>8235184
Link to the second story posted, http://archive.foolz.us/jp/thread/7674338#p7674794.. I do not have the first one, you will have to find that yourself.

>>8235202
Yes it was.

You always made my day, /jp/ Especially you saten-anon. I love you so much, thank you!

>>8235188
When they tried again 6 months later was it the same person?

>>8235134
How do you feel about dick sizes? Are there certain sizes you will not suck or do not enjoy sucking?

>>8235203
>>8235195
>>8235188
Great story. thanks for the link and telling me about it.

>>8235220
I guess i was either lucky or the average male in the clubs i have been in have all been decently sized at around 6+~

With the exception of one guy who was around 4, i did suck his cock as it came through the hole.
But through a wall it was not much left to enjoy.
And it was not a lot of "fun"

Bigger penises are more arousing in my opinion, also i quite prefer uncut ones as it allows me to play with my tounge under their foreskin.

Also a uncut person tends to be more "soft" as in the head is silky smooth and more wet.

As for dicks i would not suck, if someone put a really dirty unwashed one through the hole i would not touch it.

I may be a cock sucker but if you want your dick sucked atleast show enough respect to wash it first.

>>8235204
Aww, i like you too!

>>8235204
One of the only quality trips user of /jp/

>>8235251
>As for dicks i would not suck, if someone put a really dirty unwashed one through the hole i would not touch it.
So you don't enjoy smegma? Do you swallow every time? Why not take facials or are those not as fun? What is the average taste of cum, are most bitter?

>>8235251
>i quite prefer uncut ones as it allows me to play with my tounge under their foreskin
Damn...

>>8235251
What country do you live in?

>>8235274
>So you don't enjoy smegma?
I have never had a really dirty one before but i cant imagine i would enjoy that.
Thankfully most club people seem to shower before they go out.

>Do you swallow every time?
I did swallow all the first cocks i sucked, but after quite a few it just got to much for me and i spit it out into a towel.

>Why not take facials or are those not as fun?
I did not try facials as i would have to go home after, and walking through a club with my face covered in cum would not be "fun".

>What is the average taste of cum
The average taste is bitter, if not most of the time.
But it cant be helped, i doubt most people who go to such places are the vegetarian kind who don't drink or smoke.

>>8235288
Facials are quite erotic. I tried one by myself. I'm not sure about letting someone else come on my face though.

What does /jp/ think about animals?

>>8235288
Sorry if these questions bother you but they really interest me and thank you for answering them.

>i spit it out into a towel.
Do you at least keep sucking until they cum? What is the best way to make someone cum as quick as possible? I was told that just keeping your mouth on the tip and sucking while you jacked them off would be the easiest method, do you have any tricks or tips? As for not trying facials, I thought the gloryholes would helps keep you anonymous but I guess you do run into people on the way out? Is there anyway to avoid contact with people going to and from the gloryhole? How about fucking, have you ever tried or wanted to try that at a gloryhole?

>>8235305
>Do you at least keep sucking until they cum?
Yes i always keep on sucking until they cum, i let them cum in my mouth but then i don't swallow.
I use the towel to dry the dick off before i send it back out, and once that is done i spit it out in one of the towel corners.

>I was told that just keeping your mouth on the tip and sucking while you jacked them off would be the easiest method.
That is correct, just keep the head in your mouth while you suck on it as hard as you can.
Make sure to also cover the shaft in saliva/spit as it makes the handjob part feel much better.

>I thought the glory holes would helps keep you anonymous but I guess you do run into people on the way out? Is there anyway to avoid contact with people going to and from the glory hole?

There are "emergency" exits that you use to leave the glory holes, this way you don't have to walk through the club.
But there were no washrooms on the way out so i would not have been able to clean my face off.
And going out on the street with a face full of cum is not something i want to do.

>How about fucking, have you ever tried or wanted to try that at a glory hole?
I am not that much into anal play myself, i have more of a slurping fetish.

>>8235335
I love you.
I really do.

>>8235335
Are you not afraid of STDs? How many dicks have you sucked?

>>8235335
Fuck...
Your posts turn me on so damned much.

>>8235251
I wish you never associated yourself with Saten. I can't help but think you're moe now.

>>8235335
God damn it why is my penis reacting to reading this.

your posts keep turning me on, I'll really have to go to a glory hole soon