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Q. Do you have the time to listen to me whine?

A. No, Green Day sucks.

>> No.8232401

>>8232394
I'll take all your warmth...

>> No.8232405
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10 Most Controversial Shrek Jokes

WARNING: These jokes may be a little controversial. Tell them at your own risk.

10. Q: Where was Shrek born?
A: Gitmo (Guantanamo Bay)

9. Q: What did Shrek say to Osama bin Laden?
A: Your brother Obongo is ruining the country.

8. Q: What did Shrek wear to Donkey's Kwanza'a party?
A: A confederate flag.

7. Q: What did Shrek put in Donkey's birthday cake?
A: Feces and urine.

6. Q: What did Shrek give to Donkey for Christmas?
A: Feces and urine.
Version 2: Did Six Million Really Die? by Richard Harwood

5. Q: What's Shrek's favorite passage of the Quran?
A: Whichever one he just wiped his *** with.

4. Q:Who shot Tupac?
A: It was Shrek...

3. Q: Where was Shrek when John Kennedy died?
A: The grassy knoll.

2. Q: What did Shrek do when the Princess asked him to visit her parents for Christmas?
A: He put up both of his middle fingers in the shape of a cross.

1. Q: What picture did Shrek put on the cover of his autobiography?
A: A picture of Donkey's face superimposed over Abu Ghraib victims.

>> No.8232408

>>8232405
Hurrrrrrr i am stupid americunt!

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>>8232408
you know Glenn beck

what if

glenn SHREK


lo.lll.....

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8232451

>>8232408
if you go out of your way

to avoid saying dreck
then you might be a shrek fan

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