/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Not really.

get the fuck out op

Damn right.

Get a tin-foiled hat like I did and you'll feel a lot safer, trust me.

Time to add schizophrenia to the long list of /jp/ mental issues.

I masturbate every day in the room in which my grandfather died.

He sees me every time. Awkward shit.

I don't like mirrors because I always get the feeling I'm being recorded when there's one around. Or maybe some faux wall behind the mirror with an audience, like interrogation rooms at the police station.

All the time. Being on the internet and all, you could very well be watched at this very second.

I used to when I was much younger, only because my shitcup of a mother used to look through my draws.

I'm sure it's nothing

A long time ago after seeing how I disliked being watched all the time and how I would spend time alone by myself in my room, my parents told me that they installed a camera in my room. I remember when they told me. I flipped out and broke down and punched holes in my walls and then broke a huge hole in my door that I had to cover up with a blanket afterwards. I searched my room for hours but I found nothing. I still don't really know if they actually installed a camera or if this was supposed to be some kind of ridiculous joke.

Years later, in a new house I do not let anyone in my room. I am never out of my room for longer than an hour if I do leave it and it's locked with a deadbolt that only I have the key to.

>>8217156
Oh, and yes. I do have the feeling that I'm being watched, especially when I have my windows cracked open to allow someone to maybe see something if they looked hard enough or when I'm in my front or backyard. I only feel like I'm being watched in my house and in my neighborhood. For whatever reason this causes me to talk to myself while alone to try to justify the things I do, if by chance someone is watching.

I think it's gotten worse. I answer questions that I don't even think of.

I'm pretty sure my flatmate keeps a blog about everything I do. He also monitors my internet traffic. Thank god for HTTPS, too bad 4chan doesn't support it.

No cameras here though, I've checked every single corner of my room.

>>8217165
I also sometimes talk to myself while alone in case someone is watching, but more to freak them out than to justify myself. It makes me feel like I'm in control of the situation even if I am being watched.

>>8217138
Protip: He's not dead

>>8217137

I knew there were a few wizards on /jp/, but damn, you're fucking ancient.

>>8217192
0/10

>>8217197

I don't think there's any topic in the world that can't be made substantially more unfunny by an XKCD comic.

>>8217207
Well that's just like your opinion, dude.

>>8217197
Sometimes I do this but in my mind.
Like if I am ever thinking about something lewd in public, I think "I know you are reading my thoughts!" afterwords, just in case.

I AM ON TO YOU, SATORI!

>>8217207
XKCD sucks, is there anyone that doesn't know this?

>>8217511
Get the fuck out ``rand(all)."

>xkcd bashing
When did /jp/ become so hipster?

>>8217511
It's CAD levels of unfunny jokes.

Plus all the cringe-worthy I WUB MY GIRFWIEND comics.

official "BEST WEBCOMICS (off the top of my head)" list

- Achewood
- Dinosaur Comics
- Gunshow
- Hark! A Vagrant
- JerkCity
- Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
- Sexy Losers

read 'em if you got nothing better to do this weekend

Then I guess it's time to move out of the house, you fucking leech.

>>8217546
Are you suggesting there is a problem with being a leech?

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

main(){
cout << "faggot" << endl;
return 0;
}

>>8217581
> using namespace std for two std objects
wow dude

Yes OP. Every time the closet or some furniture's door is open, probably because my mom goes into my room, and I close them every time thinking she installed some mini-camera or something. I thought I was the only one.

>>8217604

std::cout << "Deal with it" << std::endl;

Why the fuck do namespaces even exist in sepples? They're just another pointless abstraction.

>>8217632
What's an easier and better language for beginners to learn?

>>8217156
Damn, that sucks. I don't know how I'd react to that.

>>8217635
Python.

>>8217581
>> did not give main a return type
>> using endl, which inefficiently flushes the stream, when exiting the program will do this for you
>> returning 0 from main when it is automatic in C++

you suck at sepples

>>8217637
Thanks I'll look into it.

> Ever get that feeling that you're being watched?
All the goddamn time.

And I live in Britain, so it's probably true.

stand back everyone we are playing with dangerous forces here

>>8217632
namespaces are not an abstraction mechanism, they are purely about controlling what names are in scope.

>>8217632
>Why the fuck do namespaces even exist

Sepples is a pile of shit but this is the dumbest programming question I've read in weeks, and I browsse /g/ sometimes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=KYeGhb5VP5Y#t=770s (contains Paranoia Agent spoilers, but highly relevant to this thread)

>>8217665
>watching anime on youtube

But, holy fuck, that's creepy...